Ask A Ninja - Question 4 "Hiring A Ninja"

[joesmoh1]

@WingedWolf3 oh hell naw

[thecadmeia88]

Do ninjas like rap music?

If so, why?

- Frankie, New York

[TheMasculinist]

Do ninjas ever go to mixers? Whats it like when ninjas get drunk? Is there a dwi ninja or a designated driving ninja? Are there like...blind ninjas or handicapped ninjas? wheelchair ninjas that get all the wheelchair victims and handicapped assassination jobs?

[Mrivera61]

LOL a Q12 XD

[23tubester]

thats what italians are for

[videogameaddict13sjm]

can a ninja beat chuck norris?

[Raptorman0205]

@videogameaddict13sjm

pht, fuck yes.

[FPSDelon]

do ninjas have health insurance?

[scottythesuperduck]

haha i love this its so awesome and kinda stupid haha i want to know if if ninjas have health insurence haha or do they ever get mask hair/

[Saihax]

man, what have you been smoking?! i want to try it : D

[IkeyV]

He's fat lol

[DarknessMadeFlesh]

love that intro theme u have going there. yep u are correct. ninja (忍者?) /shinobi (忍び?) are THE BEST assasins to ever live all right.

[Lunage1]

"WARS OF TIMES" by LUN, Now available ... (#warsoftimes)

[RoibenFoxtrot]

he is somewhat right,

ninjas were THE BEST assasins to ever live.

[xmrtuxedox99]

im studying wen i watch these in a couple ways 1!:listining to s ninja 2!:waiting for him to say "i look forword to killing u soon ,HUYEAH"(the HUYAEH is wat im watching for)thr33!:not doing actual home work :P

[thecoolmex]

I love this song, best podcast ever, you rock Ask Ninja.

[phlont]

hes not a ninja hes wearing a jacket over his head

[TheNitroglass]

@TheHoody98 :D

[TheNitroglass]

@TheHoody98 to kill because i dont want that bastard in my house lol!

[itachi332946]

i was born a ninja hire me i do no school just ninja training

[theresashadowhere]

@TheNitroglass I'm one for hire.

[TheNitroglass]

@theresashadowhere :D

[mauihunter411]

50 people got killed by their hired ninjas

[ELDeLicuente]

yes i wanna hire the power ranger ninjas

how much would that be?

do you take debit,credit,check,wic,benefit card?

[djphat94]

how many ninjas does it take to kill a ninja u see i have a ninja problem and i need some ninja to help me with this mabe i should hire chuck norris and his ninja army

[FrigidWhisper]

I didnt know ninjas wore jeans (1:25) and a black shirt with a sleeve hanging on your shoulder (:35). Matter of fact, where are your weapons and gloves?????

[mazzpsykoziz]

@FrigidWhisper duh... obviously the guy who runs this for him wouldn't feel safe letting a ninja have their real suit on since that is waay too dangerous -.-'' think of the children

[SPRnurd]

you dont find us, we find u (like chuck norris)

[LordSexylicious]

0:00

[gunslingerlovely]

Why do Ninja's kill people?

[alagasia1]

need to fill out a form in triplicates lol

[ultimatebatgirl]

hmph...thats alot of work...im goin 2 get a sandwich

[TheNothing158]

i have a ? how do i become a ninja

[Kajowwojak]

Are there Italian Ninja?

[austin23cook]

theres a FORM to fill out!

[blattermaster]

49 people just got assassinated by Ask-A-Ninja

[BlackGlass29]

O.O He's wearing jeans

[huntermanable]

does nijas have super cool fantaidey

[DCdabest]

Fuck Yes! italians are just under ninjas!

[nomnomnomsandwitch]

in solviet russia i find ninja



[gunnerberg]

i watched all the video i have to re watch them because i forgot what they were about

[Anroll282]

chuck nurris can kick you

[ninjatuna6]

Type in find me chuck norris on google then press i'm feeling lucky

[linket7]

@ninjatuna6

Lol That was hilarious I am not going to spoil it for the rest

[MrJjoosten]

im Italian AWESOME :D

[CJB08291990]

Whats a ninja?

[sicor94]

@CJB08291990 google it dude

[CJB08291990]

@sicor94 lol.. dude i know what one is..

[Krybo]

Ninjas come from soviet russia..

Did u.. ? anyone got that =) ?

[sucdeguacamole]

and your blue jeans are made of the only real blue material out there, the heart of a blue dragon.... like the ones in pokemon, now it makes sense :3

[pitic69]

1:23 ninjas were jeans??? :O

[TaurisMemnon]

This Ninja doesnt have A.D.D. like the new one lol hes slower.

[cjsworld9000]

thats wat ITALIANS are for! duh... LMAO o my god im crying hahaha :D lol

[mcbarber7]

LOL italians kinda insulting but funny

[lilmermer10]

im italian 2

[WingedWolf3]

sooooo ninja's are kinda like Chuck Norris then....

[TaurisMemnon]

@WingedWolf3 No Chuck Norris, is kinda like Ninjas...only more conspicuous lol

[theshredder39]

@WingedWolf3 well wasn't Chuck Norris said to be a cowboy ninja at one point?

[007Lildil]

We prefer the term "guedo"

[LegendSSJ4Gogeta]

i NEVER get sick of that intro!!!

[iamthehangedman]

lmao realy realy realy well

[BoldThinking]

0:28 he is wearing blue jeans.

That Ninja has style.

[leonardpoppunkmetal]

haha italians

[SuperDougieBear]

im part italian if that counts

[musicmakespeace]

this ninja is telling the truth..... they do kill people really really well

[ShadowWolf514]

Your making Ninjas on this episode sound really, really....worthless.

[lilAngus55]

Ninjas don't just kill people, they kill people really, really well.

[AwsomeMystery]

to hire a ninja u just need to just need to do these things: choose what kind of ninja you want then go to that ninjas home land and talk to thier ninja village "king" then if you want a certain ninja then request that ninja and then you have it but ninjas from the good lands like firwe or wind won't kill others unless they are like really evil.

[WatcheroftheWay]

This is great, someone said the "ask a Ninja" was total rubbish. I think it's very funny.

[flipsideroot]

but in soviet russia, YOU find ninjas... :D

[2MoonsFTW]

theres no point in you wearing a mask on this one you can easily see through and how you look :P

[TheNitroglass]

i need a ninja to get justin beiber for me lol

[InTheCompanyOfMyself]

@TheNitroglass that can be arranged...

[XsicXhereticX]

@TheNitroglass you don't need a ninja to handle beiber, pretty sure my little niece could fuck him up

[TEsolano]

@XsicXhereticX is she a ninja?

[Theelamental]

5 ninjas have been stalking me probobly scouting what i can do they still dont know that they have been spoted dummys also i am on the do not kill list also ninjas are right under the true twilight

[Tronnixx]

True ninja are not for killing people.they are sneaky and quiet.and hard to find them

[MusicMan53100]

I desagree about the whole "we find you" statement ... ever seen Naruto?

[kerozenimus]

@MusicMan53100 Sorry to be the one to tell you that but... Naruto is an Anime, not a real ninja like this guy... Watch ninja assassin and you'll see that he's right!

[ibotah]

@kerozenimus dude... they still have ninja codes and way...so yes they ARE Ninja's... but it is a anime

[PieGoddess7]

"t-theres a FORM to fill out!"

[koshimie]

its used to be samurais ninjas then italians



[LawsonMovies]

you remind me of freddy krueger

[AMoonlitAngel]

ninja's aren't just about killing people! they're about killing people REALLY REALLY WELL.

you don't find us we find you. WE DECIDE WHEN YOU REALLY, REALLY NEED US! THERE'S A FORM TO FILL OUT.

[jwalkinstick]

I want to thank you ninja man for giving me soo many insults and treats to use on Call of duty.

[EricTheHax]

lololololol italians

I found a ninja. I can't tell you any details, ninja code and all, except one detail: I was the one in the trees.

[Bubbles12308912]

Funny!!!

[Super88Daniel88]

what was your real face can U show us are you an artis or maybe just a ......Boy????

[Jankee316]

breakingbfan2015 its not purto rican is puertorriqueño(a)

[GeoffShouldWin]

Hey Ninja can i hire you and 500 hundred of your best ninja friends to go an kill Chuck Norris

Note :Failure is an Option

[bnormal320]

@GeoffShouldWin more like NOT an option.

Chuck Norris couldn't take one ninja, let alone 501 ninjas.

no way.

No how.

[BreakingBfan2015]

im purto rican, does that count for anything?

[purerandomnesszim]

lol

[stoopiddub333]

omfg i HATE precious!!!!

[astriksw]

how do i love a ninja?

[Haknish]

@astriksw

That question can be answered: Question 9 of this will answer this

[23DEATHNUMBER]

awsome!!! and lol crazy ppl wait im crazy....yay!!!!!!! XD u go ninja!

[astriksw]

well ninja i look forward to killing...you!

[saksjn]

i predict your dying tonight.........

[hannibalbrown]

Hahaha Italians....wait a minute I'm Italian

[theblazerish]

@hannibalbrown italians rule, im italian too

[Audi134]

@hannibalbrown

oops...

[MrRed14000]

ha ha. nice.

[bloodehat]

@snowjoker85 go one a bog if u wanna argue over weather Obama is helpful or not i doubt these are the type of comments this person wanted to have on the video

[MrRed14000]

An iq of 142? I'm not so sure about that. Look at your spelling of blog and whether. And also you are the one who started this whole thing with you comment about killing obama haters!

[bloodehat]

@MrRed14000 srry to tell u but i never said anything about killing Obama haters and if u wanna really argue message me not over some ones video thats just rude PS blog is spelled right

[MrRed14000]

Sorry it was bubbambjr that said he was going to kill obama haters, my mistake. And you did spell blog, bog earlier. And I don't want to message you, i prefer to do it over the video.

[bloodehat]

@MrRed14000 lol well at least in the end we all like this video

[bubbambjr]

I said my iq because he called me stupid and everybody stop talking about palotics

[petermac96]

Can you kill a dragorgan for me?

[bubbambjr]

Obama is asome i shall use my ninja powers to kill all Obama haters

[MrRed14000]

you are stupid if you like obama. he is ruining America you blind person!

[bubbambjr]

i have an iq of 142 and i'm 10 also if you needed help with the stuff obama help you would know he was not ruining america

[MrRed14000]

Oh so you will have obama dig America deep in debt, a debt that you, your children, grandchildren, etc. will have to pay for? How is that helping? And like I really care about your iq. Even my little brother knows better than to think obama is helping anything!

[bloodehat]

@MrRed14000 when did this video become about Obama if u wanna talk about Obama go on a blog other wise just watch the video and quit whining

[scaredlife123]

hahahahahahah thats what Italians are for hahahaha

[xeadm]

hey i whant obama dead how do i get a ninja to get rid of him

[Deff1993]

Hey! no black on black crime!

[xeadm]

@Deff1993 well its a good thing im not he is not black neather am i

[duelwolf]

you do know that saying you want to kill the president violates federal law, right?

[xeadm]

...

[SintaxMMA]

HAHHAAH brilliant "Theres paper work"

[inuyashagem18]

were about killing people really really well.... i love this guy! Go Ninja!

[ArgumentEnder]

Yes I have to kill someone, and is name ryhmes with L-O-B-R-A-M-A.

[Spyder8477]

i found the Ninja's chair!!! 0:30

[m219a]

LOL... ur right he is wearing jeans xDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD­DD

[Ruby150]

"Ninjas are not just about killing people! We're about killing people really really well", one of the best things I've heard in my life

[gisellaknight555]

1:25 loool he's wearing jeans xDDDDDDDDDDDDD

[xUhx0hx]

dude...just call the Irish...we're just good like that. Also I forgot to mention that one of my other alibis is "the best assassin in the world" trust me on this if you've got the job, I've got the gun for it.

[xgoldenpiggyx]

is he ben stiller?

[Rockband187]

why do ninjas where black cloths?

[muslimgiga]

LOLOLOL

[gabeyoung12345]

Ninjas Get Their Clothes From Chuck Norris's Beards

[zackS11099]

no they get their clothes from a dragons hot black heart that comes from the fiery pits of hell!

[ShikiBomber]

hey... I'm Italian.

[tfatfcars]

me too XD

[riddlemethis6]

lol at least you know you're good for something!

[Takashi0ukana]

yaa chuck norris can own all

[collegeplus]

clearly he's never met a real ninja

[Valentinnus]

chuck norris own all ninja's at the same time. and then some.

[Alvaris]

Spartan from Greece? no.

Spartan from Halo, like master chief vs a 1-legged drunk ninja? maybe.

[JranimatorAlexander]

impossible, the ninja would use drunken fighting style one legged version and pwn master chief... easy >:O

[XCircaX]

i would love to see you and snake eyes to fight , i think snake eyes would win , could you prove me wrong? lol

[KazyManazy]

I want to pleasure you and all other ninjas.

[aSuperbadassninja]

woot!

[Blackspiders08]

Oh shit! LOL Thats true where at the top of the list and u don't find us we find u

[paris4tinks]

The beginning is the best part. Catchy.

[xRAIZORx73]

Italians haha I am italian but ive never killed anyone.

yet.........

[bellinghiereboy]

you're obviously not sicilian then

[xRAIZORx73]

sure what ever that means

[blueringedumbreon]

Hahaha thats what Italians are for? Great now i have to do it myself =/

[xrastinatora]

xD cool

[Kagura95]

Finally! Now I can get these guys who're trying to hire me to go away. I'm glad you nomal people hate doing work.

[notthediscobandabba]

hahaha!

[Richierua]

i bet the jeans are made from diced water that the ninja has made solidify through sheer intimidation.

[pussywussy5]

you dont find us, we find you!

[okiphiarayna]

Ninjas aren't allowed to be comfortable?

[7LinkMcCloud81]

lol, freaking troll.

[dragonkid987]

At 1:24 u can see jeens

[vex390]

its actually 1:26. But thanks for pointing that out :D wat was wrong w/ the ninja this time? i could see his mouth behind his mask moving and his voice was different.

[sleepingawake666]

LOL Ninjas in jeans XD

[sliferredleader]

wait, i am italian and a ninja.....so look out,

[bipsplosion]

haha, only true ninjas like me use gmail ; )

[soiledwarrior1]

A Q12 I gotta get one of those!

[bakuyru]

ı sɐʍ uɹoq ɐ uıuɾɐ lol copy and paste

[shwilly]

How bout ¿ɐɾuıu ɐ uɹoq sɐʍ ı

[amoogashane]

Im a Nin-Jew a Jewish Ninja! :D yayz 4 bein jewish!

[xXEmoRagdollGreyXx]

o hey i have a question for you!!!! Are there EMO ninjas? (-_//) <--ninja face lol

[xXEmoRagdollGreyXx]

is that a sweater around your neck? xD