Cartman On Maury

[CaptainMaund]

I don't see any difference between this and the real clip. 0_o

[greg4001]

what episode is that

[byakuyaisme]

Lmao so little dislikes, love it.

[threadysparrow]

notice how all these girls are usually fat and ugly like cartman. the fat and ugly bitchy chicks are the worst.

[mikeortiz410]

Cartman does what he wants when he wants.

[bleach025]

This is spider man's interpretation of doing what he wants. Warning the vid you may see, contains too much humour. /watch?v=W3abMUH_P1E&list=LLNh­sx4k-FpYx8OB3HkZhBeQ&index=1&f­eature=plpp_video

[BlackDeathThrash100]

@bleach025 xD

[inatalie1000]

Lucky! I wanna b made fun of of south park! Everybody watches that!

[TheRojo387]

Where's Vanity?

[georgie9084]

He even does it with Snookie! 0.o

[kookymonstar20]

wat eva wat eva i do wat i want

[TheBanbadoo]

whutevör

[CutieTRP2121123]

"WHATEVA! WHATEVA! I DO WHAT I WANT!"

[LittleMormonThtCould]

This is everyone on tumblr.

[VoteForNappa]

WHA EVAH, I DO WHA I WANT! That's how most girls in my school sound like.

[Look2Good2Binnocent]

I don't go to school and I kill people!

[revanisthebest]

Modern America in a nutshell. And yes, I'm American.

[TwinUzis]

@revanisthebest

I had no idea I was a little boy dressed as a slut to get on Murray. You have truly opened my eyes.

[THERiffRandell]

@revanisthebest White trash, sluts who think they are hot shit, but are really making themselves look bad.

[revanisthebest]

@THERiffRandell You got my point.

[THERiffRandell]

@revanisthebest ;)

[NOMNOMCarpet]

@revanisthebest You're also ignorant. Congratulations.

[trinissiontan80]

Cartman so funny lolz

[irrepressiblenobody]

The average american women.

[ScotchTapeMafia]

@irrepressiblenobody Please dont insult American women like that, I still have faith in them

[MeowiusCatticus]

@irrepressiblenobody The average American woman kills people? They suddenly sound more dangerous and sexy now..!

[NICKIMINAJFAN160]

Hot body ok like sure X__X

[TheMilkydot]

LOL

[DAVEKLOKForTheHorde]

"no description available" pretty much sums this up

[LEELEE120398]

screw you guys I'm goin home!

[jessdance777]

34 people cant do whatever they want.

[drnachos]

Every girl at my school in a nutshell

[WarHorse141]

@09Libretarian,

its actually titled "Freak Strike" Season 6 Episode 3

[86Stooy]

"whatever I'll crap in Maury's pants" I love when Cartman say's that

[Darkboy2525]

whhha soo funny xD

[EnglishCoffee]

I GAVE THIS VIDEO A THUMBS DOWN. I DON'T CARE I DO WHAT I WANT.

[ThePubelessWonder]

@EnglishCoffee llolololol

[Ddrummond2011]

lmao

[666nargarothfreak666]

Name of Episode please :)

[09Libertarian]

@666nargarothfreak666 Titled "Out of Control", Season 6 Episode 1

[megameganization]

whatever ill do what i want

[bassdropheartbeat]

I don't go to school and I kill people.

tf. x3

[AppleeHead96]

what season is this

[DeeGirl1212]

I dont go to school and I kill people.

[vitajay09]

It's funny because he accurately shows how dumb those girls act on public television. I love this clip!!! LOL Cartman is a mess!

[megameganization]

omfg its lady gaga

[imgoldnow]

"I don't go to school and I kill people! Wutevuh! I do wut I wahnt!" XD

[MyFireRescue354]

Genius! I say this all the time too!

[sohfiahulli]

I quote this all the time and no one ever gets me

[halo4life090]

@sohfiahulli same LOL

[logan996kid]

@sohfiahulli Wha evah, i quote you want!

[TheEbhagzzz]

@sohfiahulli Whenever I used to get in trouble in school in the principals office I'd say this

[Rasberrysundae101]

@sohfiahulli I get you, I UNDERSTAND YOUR SOUL!! lol just like southpark does :)

[Frozentear3]

@sohfiahulli I knooww, it's so awkward yet funny. 0_o

[kelly394]

@sohfiahulli Same here :(

[roseofmay91]

@sohfiahulli OMG, I do too. However, my best friend and boyfriend love South Park, so they get it. :D

[SGartgirl7]

@sohfiahulli My fiance and I quote it all the time too XD

[jukka4president]

what-EVA, i do what a WOWN!

[gimmealiteracola]

I dont go to school and I kill people LOLOOLOLOLOLKUSHFJKHLGASKDAS:P­:P:LOLOPOLLOOFAOFODAS SEIZURE LOOLOOL

[jhgcc]

Maury i'm outta control

[perstyises]

Thats basically what Maury is all about

[awesomeXDify]

watch?v=WWi3jGyyfRY&feature=re­lated

[JustSomePerson888]

if you don't believe me or want some perspective, read a chapter out of John Waters book (the one with the essays / articles) where he goes to some trailer park to be entertained. that's how i felt about these shows originally too but now that all tv and culture is like that, uhhhhhhh nah i haven't even bothered with that shit since before big brother started being on.

[JustSomePerson888]

i feel sorry for people who honestly dodn't know what tv and media was like before 'reality tv' etc started being shown. when crackers etc started to be on tv talking shit, it was like nothing that had ever been on before, you only saw that kind of shit when your dodgiest neighbours got drunk and started fighting with each other in the street...

[vyizzy]

Whateffa ah du whut I wont. Can't get it out of my head...this and MAN BEAR PIG?....YES MAN BEAR PIG....I'M SERIAL (TEAR UP CRYING, stomps foot)

[FrictionControl]

32 people don't do what they want. Whatevah.

[NavyBlueMegaMan]

ILLDOWANTIWANT

[pargelenis2020]

this is based on the girl that had sex 300 times because she wanted to have a baby. watch it, it's in the suggestion videos ---->

*WHAT THE FIRETRUCK*

[JustSomePerson888]

@pargelenis2020 - isn't that video recent? this is many years old. this is just about those types of tv talk shows in general, which have been around for a loooooong time now, and often feature people coming on them and actually being this way.

i'm no expert on tv history but the first types i recall was on Riki Lake, Heraldo, Montel, Oprah's original show, and later on Springer. in the UK we had Kilroy. that was in the 80s or earliy 90s.

[mytimton]

I'm committing myself to an institution, because I got a Boner

[howtoguro]

@mytimton I did too. :*(

TROLOLOL

[TTproductz]

WHATEVA! i do what I want!

[Snowbilby]

"no description available"

More like no description possible

[hamel6449]

Bahahaha "i don't go to school and i kill people, whatever, i do what i want"

[christianorenaldo7]

i have the strangest boner...

[prettyswagable]

wat ep was this



[CurtisAlfeld]

@ErasedStateOfMind nah, people in my town are exactly like that

[CurtisAlfeld]

"hot body"? if your body was hot you wouldn't have a muffin top

[dekuscrubbyfan888]

Which episode and season is this from?

[SweetMnementh7]

press 9 then 5

hypocrite

[negativewierdo]

@SweetMnementh7 i want protection

[ComputerMajor08]

smh too many time 0:00-0:15

[mongproductions1]

The weird part is that Cartman and Victoria (you know, the one who's having unprotected sex to have a baby, just to clarify) sound alike.

[Runningjoels]

@mongproductions1 ummm its not weird, that's what south park does...

[Samoutuomas]

@Runningjoels He meant that the actors sound the same, aka the girl sounds like a man actor.

[EatUnicornesForLunch]

@mongproductions1 Ya If He Had A Fake Mexican Accent

[dewwildspirit]

@mongproductions1 faggot

[mongproductions1]

@dewwildspirit What do you mean by that? (BTW I'm a girl)

[JesseJurassic420]

I think that's the same beat they use when snoop dog is rapping on Here Comes the Neighborhood.

[claires1012]

whatever i do what i want!

[roflitsjosh]

the chick in the recommended videos is just like him

[Oliver3168Large]

England in a nutshell (i hate living here)

[MylittleKenny]

People say "whateva I do what I want" all the time at my school, and of course everyone gets the reference because I live in Colorado x) I freaking LOVE South Park

[MrLlevac]

My favourite episodes ever!

[wilsonchipmunk13]

holy shit O.o

[jayarcidiacono]

art imitates life. Sad. Really fuckin sad.

[wavegroupbassplayer]

has anyone else noticed the white girls talk like they are black?

[MRauTObt]

when i first saw this i lost a few teeth when i was laughing so hard and hit the wall XD

[iMrCtown]

im white trash and im in trouble

[mukaikof]

this cartoon sucks.... no wonder the script/writer for this show committed suicide!

[TheAndrewj96]

@mukaikof Fail troll is fail.

[turtleprime]

@mukaikof get your fucking facts write idiot

[catdogdora]

@turtleprime get your homophones right*

[turtleprime]

@mukaikof at least i have my facts right, just made a mistake with my spelling because i was high.

[WeirdIsBetter]

i say i do what i want to my friends ALL the time now

[dioioego]

Carman looks kind of sexy here.... aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhh

[kit1236]

@dioioego he looks more than sexy !

[poppunkprincess55]

I don't go to school and I kill people

That part made me laugh so hard XD

[skankingrhythmics]

Look in the bar on the right:

"I'm 15 and I've slept with men over 300 times"

Clip under that:

Cartman - "whatever!! I do what i want"

Hilarious sight...

Btw, I have all the episodes on my profile, If you like to see em, check out the profile.

[sportsfanatic491]

wat eva! idowuti want!

[mytimton]

He is out of control, he digitally put Jabba The Hut back into the original Star Wars Movie

[kit1236]

@mytimton woah nerd alert !

[valy225]

hes so trany and hes a boy lol.

[korre777]

Whaeva!

[Sabbypotter7]

LMFAO

[MrWolfyIZEPIC]

Holy shit.... Cartman ha CLEAVAGE!!!!!!

[1MissKarlieStarr]

WHATEVAH!! I DO WHAT I WAAAANT!!!

[JDMarine89]

Yea I have sex I Do What I  Want - WHATEVA!

[G33KN3rd]

this is the best scene of Cartman

[fgh8ud]

I DO WHAT I WANT

[Screamfanss]

OMG I Love this!!! this is So Funny!! xoxo

[robertsfunny1995]

Cartman has a vagina. XD

[robertsfunny1995]

What I don't get is, why do they blur our the finger? If they wanted it the be similar to the show, why didn't they censor "bitch?"

[rushbaby91]

@robertsfunny1995 you can say bitch on tv. Along with damn and ass, you can say bitch on network TV

[robertsfunny1995]

@rushbaby91 Yeah but they censor it on the Mauray show.

[Shmust]

what eva I'll do what I wann!

[lovewingsify]

LOL HE HAS BOOBIES ...sexy :p xD

[Th3demOnkiD]

what episode is this!?

[UnlimitedWWE24]

Awkward boner...

[Proxymated]

@UnlimitedWWE24 your fucked in the head, shoot yourself.

[DetectiveTective]

@UnlimitedWWE24 I used to have a boner... but then I took an arrow to the knee

[tripletth]

@DetectiveTective Well that was so fucking unoriginal it was almost funny!

[DetectiveTective]

@tripletth lol I know... I just couldn't resist...

[FrictionControl]

@DetectiveTective IN the knee, not TO the knee. IN!

[DetectiveTective]

@FrictionControl whups... XD

[DjEzhel88]

@DetectiveTective Obviously you dont even know where the "took an arrow in the knee" phrase came from. YOU SUCK BUDDY!!!

[DetectiveTective]

@DjEzhel88 Sure I do! It's from my favorite game Skyrim! I just messed up a little cuz a LOT of people write "to the knee" instead of "in the knee" (gotta admit though, it sounds better with "to" lol)

[CrunchyFiesta]

I don't go to school and I kill people. Whateva! I do what I want!

[JessiSlaughtersGlock]

I'll do what I wownt!

[DigiFanGirlxoxo12]

Hahahha! cartman is sooo funny...and cute :P

[kit1236]

god damn , and im probably a sick person for saying this but damn eric looks so fucking hot !!!

[thatssorandom]

@kit1236 hhahahahah

[kit1236]

@thatssorandom X3 im so seriously 

[209BluntSmoker]

@kit1236

damn ur fuckin sick lol

[Proxymated]

@kit1236 your a sick fuck. get help

[kit1236]

@Proxymated aye not my fault im tranny addict , its eric's

[Proxymated]

@kit1236 Faggot.

[XaVe182]

@kit1236 yes. yes you are.

[dalsangel7]

@kit1236 yes... you're sick :/

[erwin280]

Only cartman can do this and get away with it. Briliant!

[JrDans22]

nigga please

[carcioGenecist]

This reminds me of March!Eridan

[Wheatley4269]

AH DU WUT EH WAWNT

[asdjob]

dont u think cartmans on crack???

[bulldogthenightsky]

all this just to be on T.V.

[sojiro14]

I love when hes just like I kill people..

[FSFatherGermany]

i roll with 12 gangs!, and we only commit hate crimes!, WHATEVER I DO WHAT I WAWNT!

[staciejwill]

i dont go to school and i kill people! LMAO

[ZZ0mBi33]

Lol All Serious "Maury I Am Out Of Control" xD

[pinkr0bots]

LMAO cartman you fat whore hahah i love you

[ZZ0mBi33]

xD this is indeed hilarious no matter how many freaking dislikes there are xD

[Missdestruction1000]

Cartman is such a troubled kid! Lol!

[ZZ0mBi33]

I Kept Repeating In Class When Someone Told Me To Be Quiet Im Like " Whateva I Do What I Want" xD Funny Some Dude I Knew Even Had A Butters Doll xD Then SOme Other Guy Kept Saying " Timmaay"

[MsRaichuD]

@ZZ0mBi33 Cool story bra.

[ZZ0mBi33]

@MsRaichuD Wasnt That On Fml.com ;]

[MsRaichuD]

@ZZ0mBi33 Whut ?

[ZZ0mBi33]

@MsRaichuD Lol Never Mind (: