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  • thanks that made me laugh...hard.

  • 0:50 "get the fuck over there and film me........now!......im watching you bitch."

  • @GreatWhiteBuffalooo1 2:22 "you better not get up you little bitch"

  • lol jardine was never that ripped jajajajaja

  • he came from skyrim.

  • he came from skyrim.

  • I want whatever he drank at 1:20

  • lol at diego sanchez just walking by.

  • techno viking :)

  • I am at a loss of words. I feel betrayed and want lie in the fetal position!

  • he is not Jardine

  • What the fuck have I just witnessed?

  • he dances like shiit...

    

  • junky music

  • 1:18 thats how you tell if some one is on drugs

  • whats in the water!!

  • follow the leader!! haha

  • greetings from Brazil, super steel chin!

  • hahaha fail

  • jardine or not this is funny as hell

  • Bahahahahahahaha!!! What an ugly shit stain!

  • LOL awsome

  • isn't sad the most viewed jardine video doesn't actually have keith jardine

  • I got to watch him get his ass kicked in the octagon after watching this lol.

  • I don't think they are allowed to carry guns over there..Look at this clown lol..Thats the kind its fun to get them to take a swing at you..Then you whisper in their ear while they die "man your a bad ass!" LOL

  • 1:01 LOL

  • I have a little video of the real Jardine dancing on my channel

  • @jonathantrembles No you dont, asshole

  • Love it lmfao!!

  • extacy gathering agian?

    

  • Jardine or not , dude got skilllllzzz !

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  • he'snt ms jardine, it's a mstk...

  • only him

  • he makes nazism seem virtuos

  • This guy will knock Keith Jardine out!

  • Got to love ecstasy

  • If Jardine could move like that,He would be LHW champ in the UFC

  • @SuperGoldcross hahaha hilarious

  • @SuperGoldcross hahahahahaahahahahha!

  • name of first song please.

  • Keith wishes he is technoviking. Keith says he can't even dance. Just wants his fame I guess. How lame. Anyway, check out the Stefan Raab video "Harry der alte Teutone", that's hte real technoviking. Bodybuilder, works in security, and German of course. Also notice how Keith's ears are totally different (small jug ears xD).

    Keith Jardine = Technoviking? Myth busted.

  • @levlobotomy its a joke u fucking retard, everyone knows its not actually keith jardine, do not reply i dont value your opinion

  • @charleze12

    Keith has already confirmed it was him.

  • @yonskii its definitely not him

  • @levlobotomy Couldn't find what you said. Searched both Stefan Raab and Harry der alte Teutone :S

  • ok look at this guy body and look at keith body... keith has no abs whatsoever

  • @Brooklyn9536 i know, its not keith, this guys german, keith is american!

  • lol he was about to woop that guys ass grabbing on random ladies

  • This is an german who took ecstasy

  • it's some junkye.... not Keith...

  • @TheZikZag youre just jealous because you cant dance like Keith.....

  • its not keith jardine

  • nice music

  • 3:14 ---3:39 fuken epic, hardcore

  • is this really keith jardine?

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  • can't tell if talented dancer

    or just really angry

  • he looks like a built Homeless person

  • I want that water!

  • fuckparade xDD

  • is that actually keith jardine?

  • @06livefast no dude hhaahaha!

  • @06livefast nah itsthe techno viking

  • Beard pull at the end=classic. "Back in the cage Sven"

  • What is this dance called, i want to learn it badly!!

  • LOL ,what a knob

  • Haha, I love it how everyone labelled this guy as Keith Jardine!!!

    Wonder what Keith has to say bout this.

  • Keith jardine will knock this guy out with one punch.

  • fist pump at 3:30

  • jardine rules!!!

  • His REAL name is Harald Seele.

  • ofcoarse its not jardine! jesus christ.

  • This cannot be Jardine...for a start, this is in Germany and while it is possible that he has travelled to Germany, it is a lil unlikely that he would travel all the way to Germany just for some street dance whatever this is called

  • i could totally see this guy in a viking movie

  • thats not jardine

  • lolwut?

  • yeah 2

    ;45 guy is blowin up hard watch him shake it off

  • someones blowin face  i bet his brain is melting

  • THIS IS THE REAL'' BEAT IT'' ! LOL

  • fake Jardine has a water boy???

  • Keith Jardine only accepts his water upside down.

  • i heard they call him techno-viking or something like that..

  • You kno dat "water" is vodka. lol

  • Kieth "The dancing Machine" Jardine

  • 2:20 I'm sure he points and says, "I Fight for Valhalla!"

  • 10 quid to the man that says hes a shit dancer to his face

  • he needs dancing classes

  • LOL is that jardine or no?

  • @raff2112 no, its a joke

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  • total internet desillusion. He is German and followed Fuckparade 2000 party in Berlin

  • extacy for sure

  • nice body

  • TECHNOVIKING ATACK?!!!

  • start it @ 1:18 thats when he gets his magic water.

  • dont do drugs kids you'lle end up like this guy

  • he should have never drink that water @ 1:18 I think something was in it lol.

  • This is a street punk..looks like one of those Nazi bullies in east europe.

  • dude.....Keith Jardine can't be Techno Viking.Keith Jardine is American....and Techno Viking speaks German...and the best prove is an interview in which Keith says that many people ask him if its true that he is Techno Viking and he says he answers yes only for fun.its not so difficult to ask uncle google and just look for some information

    btw.some people behind Techno Viking move like zombies xD especially in comparison with Techno Viking

  • I don't think Keith Jardine is Techno Viking.Keith Jardine is American....and Techno Viking speaks german...besides if you look closer you will notice that this is not Keith although its true that they are very similar

  • i'm 100% sure that this people use drogs =)

  • @ALEdoublebackflip alot use ecstasy

  • @britvroman Uh yeah it is lol.

  • There should be glowsticks everywhere

  • Keith Jardine got moves

  • HAHAHAHA QUE DANÇA É ESSA ?

  • that not Keith Jardine

  • he won't be dancing for a while after the beating he took from Gegard Mousasi....

  • keith jardine SUX. his standup is C level at best, that style is wierd as fuck but its actually not a good style. the dude doesnt belong in UFC, possibly strikeforce but hes not a good fighter.

  • someone tell me where is this and what occasion?

  • Anything to get attention i guess. Is dancing suppose to look angry?

  • what the fuck is with creepy water bottle guy coming out of nowhere and shoving and upside down water bottle into the vikings face???

  • keith jardine can't shave because the vibrations in his shaver will knock him out

  • @mikeOOman ahahahah, that made me laugh haha, good one

  • @mikeOOman ur retarded fuckface

  • tap 4 repeatedly. keith masturbates. haha

  • Keith was killing it!!! He would win Dancing With the Stars

  • keith is the most unattractive make name.

  • I still laugh when I watch this.

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  • What the hell is happening here some sort of euro street rave? Please someone anwser me

  • @thegreatbenrose Yeah In Germany

  • He would kill Keith with one badass point

  • 1:02 ''yeah keep walking''

  • dude i promise that's keith long lost Symbolic brother

  • fucking weird shit!!!!!

  • Thats not him.

  • dude was drunk , ambled into broad no harrassing here

  • lol, i dont believe thats him, doesnt look like he has califlower ears in the video, and keith jardine does, sad someone would post something like this, pretending that its him

  • @johnngo83 yea. its not really keith. it just looks a lot like him. haha

  • if thats him or not thats a creepy fuckin dude.

  • ...Terrifying

  • 1:03 is the best moment.......no doubt about.......XD

  • The Dean of Mean shure knows how to get down

  • 300000 views for keith jardine and its missing keith jardine

  • I love the the litte wrist-hold/block that Keith (or whoever) puts on the guy in the begining. That guy got gone FAST.....

    Music was great too. Makes me want to go to Berlin. Fuckparade?? :-)

  • I love the the litte wrist-hold/block that Keith (or whoever) puts on the guy in the begining. That guy got gone FAST.....

  • This is not Keith Jardin!

  • lmao the mafucka a beast

  • Creepy... Sounds satanic to me.

  • that aint no ,keith jardine. i cant believe people would even consider this being him. this is a techno block party somewhere in europe...like how he catches that pervert trying to cop a field on that chick, though. pretty badass

  • Funny how techno viking is more ripped than jardine.

  • @ first i thought it was him when he grabbed that dude, but then he started dancing crazily HAHAHAH!!!

  • AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAHHAAHHAAHAH­AHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA­HAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHHAAHHAAHAHAHA­HAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH­AHHAHAHAHAHHAHHAAHHAAHAHAHAHAH­HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHH­AHAHAHAHHAHHAAHHAAHAHAHAHAHHAH­AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA­HAHAHHAHHAAHHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA­HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH­AHHAHHAAHHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH­AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHH­AHHAAHHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA­HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHH­AAHHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH­AHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHHAAH­HAAHAHAHA

  • boa ey wie heißt das lied bei 2min 10sec???

  • This is some funny shit..... Meth heads

  • This is Keith Jardine... I've seen him talking about it in a interview

  • @MrNathanDietz Rrrrreally? Though he really looks like techno viking, I still think it's not him.. Kinda different body physique in my opinion... but if there is an interview, point me to it :)

  • @MrNathanDietz

    no way. this is from the fuckparade in berlin. this video was shot in the year 2000. this guy is a german.

  • @plasticboy81

    What the hell is a fuckparade lol?

  • @sasukemoores

    its the the undergound version of the love parade, they play more hard sounds there and its way smaller.

  • @MrNathanDietz your a lair, post the interview 

  • This cant be Keith Jardine the video is made in Berlin.

  • @SUPERritschi so?

  • LOL Keith jardine. it does look like him though lol

  • the dean of dance...

  • He's a sick dancer tho!

  • german techno queers, and keith jardine haha

  • wtf a gay viking?

  • techtonik

  • are they in greece?

  • No way is that Keith Jardine, you morons!

  • Jardine my ass!

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  • THE MAGIC WATER. GIVE ME THE MAGIC WATER!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Keith Jardine already said it was him, the video was made in 2000

  • @deception1441

    bullshit!! this guy speaks german! 

  • how come this dude is famous ? (im talking about techno viking not keith)

  • ROFLMAO he really does look like keith

  • LOL you dumbasses, THAT REALLY IS KEITH JARDINE. If you don't think so, you're retarded. I'm a UFC fan, and a Jardine fan, but just because I'm not going to deny the truth here.

  • @gunthoro no, that is the techno viking.. everybody knows that. Keith Jardine is not russian, and he is not that ripped.

  • @a7x3186 it is too jardine, they just call him techno viking. Nobody has the name "techno viking", becuase that's just a nick name. This is Jardine, I don't know why people try to deny it. Personally KJ is one of my favorite fighters of all time. Seeing him on ecstasy at a European rave during his younger days doesn't deny the fact he's an incredible fighter.

  • @gunthoro lol i'm not gonna argue that its jardine or not, cause i know its not, so it doesn't matter... but i will argue that Jardine is not an incredibly fighter. lol the dude sucks....free knockout for anybody

  • or german, which ever

  • i submit to the fact i have no idea what country that is.

  • @a7x3186 Its Germany look at 3:16 behind the guy

    "preiswert radfahren"