Carrie Fisher is a veriy talented performer. She acts, sings, dances, and writes. I think she could've accomplished a lot more if she hadn't become an alcoholic and handled her bi-polar. I think she can still do alot. I thought she was hillarious on 30 Rock.
Fuck plastic surgery. I'd sue the 'doctor', really. Something tells me plastic surgeons play with plasticine for five minutes in order to gain the 'credentials' necessary to spoil the beauty of pretty women who don't realise they're paying good money to become monsters. She can't even fucking talk now, no wonder she drinks. A message to ugly girls everywhere. Even if you look bad, cosmetic surgery isn't the answer. She didn't. Look at her now
An actual STARGATE/PORTAL-THING was caught on film in New Mexico. The footage can be found within the short-film entitled "SUDDEN PORTHOLE", which is parked at the PROJECT CAMELOT YouTube page (it's under the George Noory video).
I'm not selling anything…I'm just trying to spread the word about the unseen-dimensions we find ourselves embedded in.
My BLOG contains peripheral data regarding the movie and is where I reply to the "debunkers" (use search words "SAM ZURICK" & "BLOG"). THANKS!!
I remember staying up late when Carrie hosted SNL. Everything Star Wars was sacred and important. Now I realize how this lamb was thrust into a pack of wolves, gobbling LSD to escape the pain. Carrie Fisher gets her brain zapped with electricity to rid herself of you disgusting monsters. . . .
An actual STARGATE/PORTAL-THING was caught on film in New Mexico. The footage can be found within the short-film entitled "SUDDEN PORTHOLE", which is parked at the PROJECT CAMELOT YouTube page (it's under the George Noory video).
I'm not selling anything…I'm just trying to spread the word about the unseen-dimensions we find ourselves embedded in.
My BLOG contains peripheral data regarding the movie and is where I reply to the "debunkers" (use search words "SAM ZURICK" & "BLOG"). THANKS!!
well, she never received money for the blatant steal of her image rights (something, at the time, lawyers were not very aware of) an has not really been able to surface from the Leia character....
@Meskiagkasher lol of course I know! you don't use the force wisely! the dark side I sense in you! what I'm just trying to point out is that time moves so fast, look at them, they're so old, they look different, it's like I've just watched Star Wars yesterday. but of course Carrie is still beautiful, and pretty, she's always have, she always have been my crush, from the moment I saw her when I first watched SW, not a day has gone by when I haven't thought of her, she's such a pretty pretty girl!
BEST intro ever. With the right balance of wit and bitterness, she totally nailed it. But ....why is it whenever we see her, she always looks like a lesbian?
@iJackyKnoff Lucas was just being polite! You can't really pretend you are offended at such a ceremony. If at your birthday for example someone makes a toast and also mocks you in a poor manner what do you do: you get angry and leave the party and spoil everyones fun? No! you'll probably laugh with everyone else.....
@iJackyKnoff it might have been funny for the other people but not for Lucas. It's even more insulting to him because everyone is laughing and applauding and he is forced to do the same thing: he's applauding someone who insults him!
She was roasting him. A roast is when an individual throws hilarious insults at the roastee as a celebratory tribute. They often sound very dry or serious, but are really just a form of deadpan humor.
HBO filmed Carrie's one-woman show "WISHFUL DRINKING"...oh my gosh, if you think this roast to George Lucas is funny you will LOVE Wishful Drinking! (Or you could always read the book.)
Wow, Mary Richards and Rhoda Morgenstern had a daughter?
epsteinsmutha1 1 day ago
She's so damn funny.
jordantanguay 2 days ago in playlist 33rd AFI Life Achievement Award: A Tribute To George Lucas
Please never stop talking Carrie! Hilarious! ;) ;) ;) <3
The80sTrashKid 4 days ago in playlist AFI George Lucas.....
George Lucas a true cinematic genius!!!!!!
stereoguru75 5 days ago
Carrie Fisher is one of the most under appreciated talents in Hollywood.
tubewatcher155 5 days ago
3:50 Who was THAT!?
chaderamo818 1 week ago
Carrie Fisher is a veriy talented performer. She acts, sings, dances, and writes. I think she could've accomplished a lot more if she hadn't become an alcoholic and handled her bi-polar. I think she can still do alot. I thought she was hillarious on 30 Rock.
ReallyGayMusic 1 week ago
Hilarious!! Carrie, you are looking good!!!!
Catwink41 1 week ago
AFI, thank you SO MUCH for all you do... Cue the THX Deep Note chord NOW!!!
Catwink41 1 week ago
this is soo epic!
svartnos77 2 weeks ago
57 years ago?
ofSandandSound 2 weeks ago
That was more epic than the freakin movies.
EvilDarkChris 2 weeks ago 2
Hilarious
BlackBeltNinja 2 weeks ago
Brilliant. I...I had no idea, Carrie was a comedian...
PogieJoe 2 weeks ago
She's so funny!
Ignorance96 2 weeks ago
Fuck plastic surgery. I'd sue the 'doctor', really. Something tells me plastic surgeons play with plasticine for five minutes in order to gain the 'credentials' necessary to spoil the beauty of pretty women who don't realise they're paying good money to become monsters. She can't even fucking talk now, no wonder she drinks. A message to ugly girls everywhere. Even if you look bad, cosmetic surgery isn't the answer. She didn't. Look at her now
warriorofwrestlingv3 3 weeks ago
Who are the big girls next to Spielberg?
clearlogicify 3 weeks ago
The Humor is strong with her
MNsportguru88 3 weeks ago
Go Leia! :D
Walkerandstuff 3 weeks ago
I'm convinced that if Carrie Fisher didn't do movies she would have done stand up.
Keruaran 3 weeks ago
Put her on Laugh U.S.A PLEASE!!!!
atariman72 4 weeks ago
Hahahahahaha! Man, I love her
AmbassadorJediSpock 4 weeks ago
Hell yeah, FUCK YOU GEORGE!
WelcomeGhostsIV 1 month ago
Who the hell would that guy?!
ShartimusPrime 1 month ago
WOW shes funny
basslinegenerator 1 month ago
Ladies and Gentlemen... the one and ONLY! <3 I love her so much.
pentatonia 1 month ago
ppffffffrr the last sentence had me crack up so bad. xD
DasHinchen 1 month ago
the love of my life.
DasHinchen 1 month ago
Wow this was funny, but all the rich benchwarmers in the room didnt seem to get it
xwingpilot112358 1 month ago
Why do her lips remind me of the joker from dark knight???
daralzand 1 month ago 3
Woulda been funnier of the audience did nothing but stare back at Carrie in disbelief and disgust.
TheTruthSeek 1 month ago
You tell him Carrie!!!!!
SamyLakhdar 1 month ago
great speech, princess
Kaeralho 1 month ago
Lol owned
InsidiousVendetta 1 month ago
This is not meant to be funny. She's super high right now.
F1NGER 2 months ago
notice how george keeps looking at speilberg, like he can't handle the criticism and he needs support from big brother.
youcandance12345 2 months ago 2
hilarious
Shimodakhan 2 months ago
Fucking rich people......... Wow. Good thing Carrie didn't have this many lines in the movies.
revolutionday1 2 months ago
No underwear in space?
onexero1 2 months ago 2
I never knew Carrie was THAT funny.
HawaiiKnut 2 months ago 52
@HawaiiKnut I know. She shoulda done THIS for a living.
Jygerthe2nd 1 month ago
agread she chould make a good comedian
gorgelucas123 1 month ago
@HawaiiKnut You should really watch her show 'Wishful Drinking'
blacksun45 1 month ago
@HawaiiKnut yeah, shes actually pretty hilarious
NewbieDrumming 2 weeks ago 2
@HawaiiKnut I know, right?
ewoodcox98 2 days ago
Oh Carrie you are always going to be my favorite star wars actress. If only George had let you wear a bra!!! LOL
LilyMoth12 2 months ago
washup drunk
regenjo 2 months ago
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APWVideos1 2 months ago
I. LOVE. CARRIE!
flebbinon1 2 months ago
My God, she is super Funny!!!
GodsFavoriteBassPlyr 2 months ago
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An actual STARGATE/PORTAL-THING was caught on film in New Mexico. The footage can be found within the short-film entitled "SUDDEN PORTHOLE", which is parked at the PROJECT CAMELOT YouTube page (it's under the George Noory video).
I'm not selling anything…I'm just trying to spread the word about the unseen-dimensions we find ourselves embedded in.
My BLOG contains peripheral data regarding the movie and is where I reply to the "debunkers" (use search words "SAM ZURICK" & "BLOG"). THANKS!!
peopledick 2 months ago
What the fuck are these dunces laughing at? What the fuck is so funny?
What the fuck is this?
Horoquin 2 months ago
Jesus! Leia tears it up!
mcquestion 2 months ago
I dont want to be mean, but does Spielberg look like a raped squirl at 0:06 to anyone (Or everytime he laughs) ?
VidakOrlovicBG 2 months ago 4
@VidakOrlovicBG Its all teh anal probing the aliens did on him,as punishment for he's obsession with aliens in everything he do
leiefilm 2 months ago
I remember staying up late when Carrie hosted SNL. Everything Star Wars was sacred and important. Now I realize how this lamb was thrust into a pack of wolves, gobbling LSD to escape the pain. Carrie Fisher gets her brain zapped with electricity to rid herself of you disgusting monsters. . . .
hozayamz 2 months ago
I'm going to her house on Monday. My job is sending me but I can't resist not asking for an autograph, she's an icon!
dannsterrod 2 months ago
Whoo hoo Lea got some anger n her body and roasted that fat man good
Gamegeek59 2 months ago
Wow, there's my childhood destroyed right there!
Funny though.
momatt 3 months ago
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An actual STARGATE/PORTAL-THING was caught on film in New Mexico. The footage can be found within the short-film entitled "SUDDEN PORTHOLE", which is parked at the PROJECT CAMELOT YouTube page (it's under the George Noory video).
I'm not selling anything…I'm just trying to spread the word about the unseen-dimensions we find ourselves embedded in.
My BLOG contains peripheral data regarding the movie and is where I reply to the "debunkers" (use search words "SAM ZURICK" & "BLOG"). THANKS!!
peopledick 3 months ago
At first Spielberg is like wtf?
hamtrak 3 months ago
She is a funny woman. And it seems Lucas thinks so too.
Anduril74871 3 months ago 3
well, she never received money for the blatant steal of her image rights (something, at the time, lawyers were not very aware of) an has not really been able to surface from the Leia character....
TheTostadero 3 months ago
ROFL.
Carrie is so much better than Princess Leia.
She is sooooo funny! you gotta love her!
4rquivox 3 months ago 3
why does she dislike lucas?
MuseicianX 3 months ago
Lucas has Jabba neck.
oldschool1 3 months ago 76
@oldschool1
well if u made billions u would 2 :D
apa1441 2 months ago
This is, hands down, the best award speech I've ever heard.
erinxyes 3 months ago in playlist erinxyes's favourites
Easily the funniest speech I've ever heard. What a talent!
dadduorp 3 months ago
Telling it like it is. I think she meant every word of it. Except for that sleeping with him to get the part thing.
hesbatting1000 3 months ago
Carrie rocks!
aitraining 3 months ago
Oh Carrie. Still awesome.
Doryphoroi 3 months ago
Shs's fantasic! And her new book is awesome!
RobertoMoreno94 3 months ago
I HEART LEIA.
rongravy 3 months ago
All these phony smiles and stupid plastic morons in one room. Throw a bomb in there quick!
bierbuik 3 months ago
@bierbuik "Friendly Harrier inbound"
BrothersGroove 3 months ago
whats with Lucas'neck sick man
bierbuik 3 months ago
0:06 Steven Spielberg has a " i fucked her" face lol
chin2000000 3 months ago
I love this women
AbuMohammedSara 3 months ago
F*cking love her! <3
HamHatter 3 months ago
listen to carrie's voice........she does the voice of Angela, Peter Griffin's boss on family guy
BocifusPotions 4 months ago
@BocifusPotions You are correct. She does in fact voice Angela n Family Guy.
Famin999 3 months ago
Pure genius!! Priceless!!!!!
Barbra01UK 4 months ago 2
"I hope I slept with you to get the job, because if I didn't, who the hell was that guy" LOL....
VideoExpostulations 4 months ago 3
Carrie Fisher is freaking AWESOME!!!
AngryGundamGamer 4 months ago
great and Thank you very much for bring us a imagination galaxy star movie to change the sci fi to change whole world science :)
paopaowellwell 4 months ago
lol
someoneluvsunknown 4 months ago
she's still hot....
poolplayer999 4 months ago
'Queen Armadillo' - Cracked me right up.
FilmTrailersChannel 4 months ago
Oh my gosh, that was so brilliant!
eventide11 4 months ago
This is nothing short of genius.
Vortigern99 4 months ago
she was great !
nikovich 4 months ago
this is the best Roast i've ever seen,but the absolute funniest.who wadda thunk?
nomiclas 4 months ago
what a sad sad woman.
LaSerpentaCanta 4 months ago
@LaSerpentaCanta words like these are a capital offence
IainMcfly 4 months ago
it most be terrifying to watch the devil himself in the eyes and still roast him
wachiinn 4 months ago
@wachiinn it must be terrifying to be the least funny person in the world
kickmeout1 4 months ago
Lol, shes a mean one for sure:))
bossinator666 4 months ago
give me back my x-wing!!!
capt1wess 4 months ago in playlist Star wars
Yeah, less of a roast and more of a confession.
KYENORRIS1 4 months ago
:06-:08 Speilberg creep face
Elohite 4 months ago
Wow, looks like Princess Carrie's lived a pretty rough life since Star Wars
misterbarbister 4 months ago
@misterbarbister coke is a hell of a drug
chuggyman1 4 months ago
47 people didn't stalk carrie fisher...
MeTaLdUdE02 5 months ago
"....Merry band of stalkers" OMG SQUEE!!! SHE *DID* GET MY LETTERS!!!
nurzerozetta 5 months ago 52
OH man she really tore him a new one ^^
TheHeroineaddict 5 months ago
@TheHeroineaddict
Meh, he deserves it. I love Star Wars, and he's produced a whole lotta good stuff, but he makes plenty of mistakes and he has a bit of an ego.
A roast is appropriate, IMO.
BLACKIESBOY 5 months ago in playlist AFI- Star Wars
@BLACKIESBOY A lynching would be more appropriate.
devourerofbabies 5 months ago
they are all rich people...
Traip20 5 months ago
holy crap i'm crying right now.... ahahahaaaa
ajudge9628 5 months ago
hahaha
Canaboy12 5 months ago
who's this lady?? she looks like princess leia.
IncrediguyPro 5 months ago
@IncrediguyPro she's debbie reynold's and eddie fisher's daughter and liz taylor's stepdaughter
and of course she was leia.
Meskiagkasher 5 months ago
@Meskiagkasher lol of course I know! you don't use the force wisely! the dark side I sense in you! what I'm just trying to point out is that time moves so fast, look at them, they're so old, they look different, it's like I've just watched Star Wars yesterday. but of course Carrie is still beautiful, and pretty, she's always have, she always have been my crush, from the moment I saw her when I first watched SW, not a day has gone by when I haven't thought of her, she's such a pretty pretty girl!
IncrediguyPro 5 months ago
@IncrediguyPro She really needs to let that "Pez" thing go...Her and Mark both. I'm just sayin'.
nurzerozetta 5 months ago
BEST intro ever. With the right balance of wit and bitterness, she totally nailed it. But ....why is it whenever we see her, she always looks like a lesbian?
PetShopMod 5 months ago
Oh my god, this is the most amazing thing ever.
tvol319 5 months ago
Spielberg has such a friendly engaging smile.
cjwright79 5 months ago 3
@cjwright79 Indeed. :)
tall32guy 2 months ago
His neck is creepy
MrMiljangacevic1 5 months ago 2
@MrMiljangacevic1 What neck?
DaisyMoth 5 months ago
@DaisyMoth George Lucas' neck
MrMiljangacevic1 5 months ago
Killer material
Ainocorrida81 5 months ago
hahaha awesome!
MrAdammassacre 5 months ago
"the new girl who plays my mother, queen armadillo or whatever her name is!" xDDDDDDD I can't stop laughing!!!!! she is awesome!
friendswithbenefit22 5 months ago 39
cougar alert.
perdedoronline 5 months ago
Go Carrie! They used that stupid hairdo for Dragoncon this year! I mean really!
TheShadowfox 5 months ago
She really is such a bitter cunt... I love her! *^_^*
ulcomedysociety 5 months ago
This truly made my day, lol. xD
Teraskas 6 months ago
"Queen Armadillo" ROFL hahahahaha x'D
towelkit465 6 months ago 2
@MrScarface141 Age was much worse on Lucas
gabusan2 6 months ago
3:56 THey look a little lost
coolvin82 6 months ago
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is she drunk? she should kiss Lucas's feet! without him she would be a nobody!
kittykatro 6 months ago
@kittykatro
I'm not sure you know what a roast is. Or a joke. Do you know what a joke is, sir? I'm not entirely sure you do.
iJackyKnoff 6 months ago
@iJackyKnoff if it's a joke why isn't it funny?
kittykatro 6 months ago
@kittykatro
Well obviously everybody in the house including George Lucas found it funny. Your'e taking this too seriously dude. Loosen up.
iJackyKnoff 6 months ago
@iJackyKnoff Lucas was just being polite! You can't really pretend you are offended at such a ceremony. If at your birthday for example someone makes a toast and also mocks you in a poor manner what do you do: you get angry and leave the party and spoil everyones fun? No! you'll probably laugh with everyone else.....
kittykatro 6 months ago
@kittykatro
Fanboy. She was funny and you're just being buttsore about it for some reason.
iJackyKnoff 6 months ago
@iJackyKnoff it might have been funny for the other people but not for Lucas. It's even more insulting to him because everyone is laughing and applauding and he is forced to do the same thing: he's applauding someone who insults him!
kittykatro 6 months ago
@kittykatro
Dude how do you know he didn't think it was funny? He looked pretty happy to me.
iJackyKnoff 6 months ago
@iJackyKnoff you can see he's twitching and trying to act happy, but deep inside he's angry as hell!
kittykatro 6 months ago
@kittykatro
I have no idea why I'm debating this with you. He is clearly having a good time you are what most people refer to as a RETARD.
iJackyKnoff 6 months ago 4
@kittykatro Have you heard of sarcasm?
OlafurNeal 6 months ago
george disliked this 46 times.
whitelabelz 6 months ago
She has duck lips. That quacked me up:)
draussie 6 months ago
Her lips are fucking disgusting!
Fucas101 6 months ago
@Fucas101 So? close your fucking eyes and listen!
ThePirocadoida 6 months ago
@ThePirocadoida sorry Han... and ya know what? shut the fuck up!
Fucas101 6 months ago
She sounded very serious and rebuking, but she's being VERY sarcastic. This "roast" was really all in good fun.
PCCphoenix 6 months ago
She is still SO HOT!
MsMarc1234 6 months ago
She's an idiot
pcmodhouse 6 months ago
@pcmodhouse
She was roasting him. A roast is when an individual throws hilarious insults at the roastee as a celebratory tribute. They often sound very dry or serious, but are really just a form of deadpan humor.
Superfreaxx 4 months ago 3
...Grande Carrie!! :D
saversteel 6 months ago
Man that was funny!
TenBobSwagger 6 months ago
is revenge for her
thomasloh86 6 months ago
Wow,Carrie looks really hot here.
hamtrak 6 months ago
She seemed legitimately annoyed
Kruezoraxe 6 months ago
@Kruezoraxe If only she had gotten other parts. That there is indeed some good acting lol.
arabiansanchez 6 months ago
Love the Leia theme that plays out with her appearance.
extraleague01 6 months ago
i bet she meant it XD
atomichead777 6 months ago
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not funny
Crymacx19 6 months ago
Thats pure gold!
zimzim27 6 months ago
Brilliant!!!
HBO filmed Carrie's one-woman show "WISHFUL DRINKING"...oh my gosh, if you think this roast to George Lucas is funny you will LOVE Wishful Drinking! (Or you could always read the book.)
Carrie Fisher's humor is sublime.
Thanks for posting this vid.
:)
jaibhakti 6 months ago
his daughters are cute but one of them is too fat
Casarzino 6 months ago
I hope I slept with you for the job, cuz if not, who the hell was that guy?! That is my favorite part;)
GasmaskRussian 6 months ago
She makes unkempt hair look sexy.
loqutor 6 months ago
Awww she knew I was stalking her xD
33vampires33 6 months ago 3
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DemoraX 6 months ago
You can see the terror on Steven Spielberg's face at 0:07. Oh please god be merciful...
4863440 6 months ago 4
Carrie Fisher is funny. It's just that simple.
skrason 6 months ago 3
Pretty funny.
3:16 Hey, Carrie, don't blame George because you were gullible enough to buy the "there's no underwear in space" line and Natalie Portman wasn't.
FiendsInRedSatin1 7 months ago 3
Oh man she is fucking funny! You told me theres no underwear in space!!!!!!!
adamkatt 7 months ago 56
Awesome chick
reg074 7 months ago
Carrie is hilarious.
BrianHamiltonTV 7 months ago
For a second there, i though she said "Queen Im-a-dildo!" LMAO!
Phoenix1664 7 months ago
she looked way hotter when she had doughnuts in hair
xDXPxJOEx456x1 7 months ago
@xDXPxJOEx456x1 That was 35 years ago. She's holding up pretty well, don't ya think?
BrianHamiltonTV 7 months ago
she is really stuck on her self
pineapplewarriorz 7 months ago
This is still one of my favorite tribute / roasts!
FDAALLDAY 7 months ago
Noticed the Expression on Spielbergs face wenn She started?
th5781 7 months ago
;)
chetan1138 7 months ago
incidentally, that chick won the academy award for best actress, haha
Pratichetti 7 months ago