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  • Wow, Mary Richards and Rhoda Morgenstern had a daughter?

  • She's so damn funny.

  • Please never stop talking Carrie! Hilarious! ;) ;) ;) <3

  • George Lucas a true cinematic genius!!!!!!

  • Carrie Fisher is one of the most under appreciated talents in Hollywood.

  • 3:50 Who was THAT!?

  • Carrie Fisher is a veriy talented performer. She acts, sings, dances, and writes. I think she could've accomplished a lot more if she hadn't become an alcoholic and handled her bi-polar. I think she can still do alot. I thought she was hillarious on 30 Rock.

  • Hilarious!! Carrie, you are looking good!!!!

  • AFI, thank you SO MUCH for all you do... Cue the THX Deep Note chord NOW!!!

  • this is soo epic!

  • 57 years ago?

    

  • That was more epic than the freakin movies.

  • Hilarious

  • Brilliant. I...I had no idea, Carrie was a comedian...

  • She's so funny!

  • Fuck plastic surgery. I'd sue the 'doctor', really. Something tells me plastic surgeons play with plasticine for five minutes in order to gain the 'credentials' necessary to spoil the beauty of pretty women who don't realise they're paying good money to become monsters. She can't even fucking talk now, no wonder she drinks. A message to ugly girls everywhere. Even if you look bad, cosmetic surgery isn't the answer. She didn't. Look at her now

  • Who are the big girls next to Spielberg?

  • The Humor is strong with her

  • Go Leia! :D

  • I'm convinced that if Carrie Fisher didn't do movies she would have done stand up.

  • Put her on Laugh U.S.A PLEASE!!!!

  • Hahahahahaha! Man, I love her

  • Hell yeah, FUCK YOU GEORGE!

  • Who the hell would that guy?!

  • WOW shes funny

  • Ladies and Gentlemen... the one and ONLY! <3 I love her so much.

  • ppffffffrr the last sentence had me crack up so bad. xD

  • the love of my life.

  • Wow this was funny, but all the rich benchwarmers in the room didnt seem to get it

  • Why do her lips remind me of the joker from dark knight???

  • Woulda been funnier of the audience did nothing but stare back at Carrie in disbelief and disgust.

  • You tell him Carrie!!!!!

  • great speech, princess

  • Lol owned

  • This is not meant to be funny. She's super high right now.

  • notice how george keeps looking at speilberg, like he can't handle the criticism and he needs support from big brother.

  • hilarious

  • Fucking rich people......... Wow. Good thing Carrie didn't have this many lines in the movies.

  • No underwear in space?

  • I never knew Carrie was THAT funny.

  • @HawaiiKnut I know. She shoulda done THIS for a living.

  • agread she chould make a good comedian

    

  • @HawaiiKnut You should really watch her show 'Wishful Drinking'

  • @HawaiiKnut yeah, shes actually pretty hilarious

  • @HawaiiKnut I know, right?

  • Oh Carrie you are always going to be my favorite star wars actress. If only George had let you wear a bra!!! LOL

  • washup drunk

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  • I. LOVE. CARRIE!

  • My God, she is super Funny!!!

  • What the fuck are these dunces laughing at? What the fuck is so funny?

    What the fuck is this?

  • Jesus! Leia tears it up!

  • I dont want to be mean, but does Spielberg look like a raped squirl at 0:06 to anyone (Or everytime he laughs) ?

  • @VidakOrlovicBG Its all teh anal probing the aliens did on him,as punishment for he's obsession with aliens in everything he do

  • I remember staying up late when Carrie hosted SNL. Everything Star Wars was sacred and important. Now I realize how this lamb was thrust into a pack of wolves, gobbling LSD to escape the pain. Carrie Fisher gets her brain zapped with electricity to rid herself of you disgusting monsters. . . .

  • I'm going to her house on Monday. My job is sending me but I can't resist not asking for an autograph, she's an icon!

  • Whoo hoo Lea got some anger n her body and roasted that fat man good

  • Wow, there's my childhood destroyed right there!

    Funny though.

  • At first Spielberg is like wtf?

  • She is a funny woman. And it seems Lucas thinks so too.

  • well, she never received money for the blatant steal of her image rights (something, at the time, lawyers were not very aware of) an has not really been able to surface from the Leia character....

  • ROFL.

    Carrie is so much better than Princess Leia.

    She is sooooo funny! you gotta love her!

  • why does she dislike lucas?

  • Lucas has Jabba neck.

  • @oldschool1

    well if u made billions u would 2 :D

  • This is, hands down, the best award speech I've ever heard.

  • Easily the funniest speech I've ever heard. What a talent!

  • Telling it like it is. I think she meant every word of it. Except for that sleeping with him to get the part thing.

  • Carrie rocks!

  • Oh Carrie. Still awesome.

  • Shs's fantasic! And her new book is awesome!

  • I HEART LEIA.

  • All these phony smiles and stupid plastic morons in one room. Throw a bomb in there quick!

  • @bierbuik "Friendly Harrier inbound"

  • whats with Lucas'neck sick man

  • 0:06 Steven Spielberg has a " i fucked her" face lol

  • I love this women

  • F*cking love her! <3

  • listen to carrie's voice........she does the voice of Angela, Peter Griffin's boss on family guy

  • @BocifusPotions You are correct. She does in fact voice Angela n Family Guy.

  • Pure genius!! Priceless!!!!!

  • "I hope I slept with you to get the job, because if I didn't, who the hell was that guy" LOL....

  • Carrie Fisher is freaking AWESOME!!!

  • great and Thank you very much for bring us a imagination galaxy star movie to change the sci fi to change whole world science :)

  • lol

  • she's still hot....

  • 'Queen Armadillo' - Cracked me right up.

  • Oh my gosh, that was so brilliant!

  • This is nothing short of genius.

  • she was great !

  • this is the best Roast i've ever seen,but the absolute funniest.who wadda thunk?

  • what a sad sad woman. 

  • @LaSerpentaCanta words like these are a capital offence

  • it most be terrifying to watch the devil himself in the eyes and still roast him

  • @wachiinn it must be terrifying to be the least funny person in the world

  • Lol, shes a mean one for sure:))

  • give me back my x-wing!!!

  • Yeah, less of a roast and more of a confession.

  • :06-:08 Speilberg creep face

  • Wow, looks like Princess Carrie's lived a pretty rough life since Star Wars

  • @misterbarbister coke is a hell of a drug

  • 47 people didn't stalk carrie fisher...

  • "....Merry band of stalkers" OMG SQUEE!!! SHE *DID* GET MY LETTERS!!!

  • OH man she really tore him a new one ^^

  • @TheHeroineaddict

    Meh, he deserves it. I love Star Wars, and he's produced a whole lotta good stuff, but he makes plenty of mistakes and he has a bit of an ego.

    A roast is appropriate, IMO.

  • @BLACKIESBOY A lynching would be more appropriate.

  • they are all rich people...

  • holy crap i'm crying right now.... ahahahaaaa

  • hahaha

  • who's this lady?? she looks like princess leia.

  • @IncrediguyPro she's debbie reynold's and eddie fisher's daughter and liz taylor's stepdaughter

    and of course she was leia.

  • @Meskiagkasher lol of course I know! you don't use the force wisely! the dark side I sense in you! what I'm just trying to point out is that time moves so fast, look at them, they're so old, they look different, it's like I've just watched Star Wars yesterday. but of course Carrie is still beautiful, and pretty, she's always have, she always have been my crush, from the moment I saw her when I first watched SW, not a day has gone by when I haven't thought of her, she's such a pretty pretty girl!

  • @IncrediguyPro She really needs to let that "Pez" thing go...Her and Mark both. I'm just sayin'.

  • BEST intro ever. With the right balance of wit and bitterness, she totally nailed it. But ....why is it whenever we see her, she always looks like a lesbian?

  • Oh my god, this is the most amazing thing ever.

  • Spielberg has such a friendly engaging smile.

  • @cjwright79 Indeed. :)

  • His neck is creepy

  • @MrMiljangacevic1 What neck?

  • @DaisyMoth George Lucas' neck

  • Killer material

  • hahaha awesome!

  • "the new girl who plays my mother, queen armadillo or whatever her name is!" xDDDDDDD I can't stop laughing!!!!! she is awesome!

  • cougar alert.

  • Go Carrie! They used that stupid hairdo for Dragoncon this year!  I mean really!

  • She really is such a bitter cunt... I love her! *^_^*

  • This truly made my day, lol. xD

  • "Queen Armadillo" ROFL hahahahaha x'D

  • @MrScarface141 Age was much worse on Lucas

  • 3:56 THey look a little lost

  • @kittykatro

    I'm not sure you know what a roast is. Or a joke. Do you know what a joke is, sir? I'm not entirely sure you do.

  • @iJackyKnoff if it's a joke why isn't it funny?

  • @kittykatro

    Well obviously everybody in the house including George Lucas found it funny. Your'e taking this too seriously dude. Loosen up.

  • @iJackyKnoff Lucas was just being polite! You can't really pretend you are offended at such a ceremony. If at your birthday for example someone makes a toast and also mocks you in a poor manner what do you do: you get angry and leave the party and spoil everyones fun? No! you'll probably laugh with everyone else.....

  • @kittykatro

    Fanboy. She was funny and you're just being buttsore about it for some reason.

  • @iJackyKnoff it might have been funny for the other people but not for Lucas. It's even more insulting to him because everyone is laughing and applauding and he is forced to do the same thing: he's applauding someone who insults him!

  • @kittykatro

    Dude how do you know he didn't think it was funny? He looked pretty happy to me.

  • @iJackyKnoff you can see he's twitching and trying to act happy, but deep inside he's angry as hell!

  • @kittykatro

    I have no idea why I'm debating this with you. He is clearly having a good time you are what most people refer to as a RETARD.

  • @kittykatro Have you heard of sarcasm?

  • george disliked this 46 times.

  • She has duck lips. That quacked me up:)

  • Her lips are fucking disgusting!

  • @Fucas101 So? close your fucking eyes and listen!

  • @ThePirocadoida sorry Han... and ya know what? shut the fuck up!

  • She sounded very serious and rebuking, but she's being VERY sarcastic. This "roast" was really all in good fun.

  • She is still SO HOT!

  • She's an idiot

  • @pcmodhouse

    She was roasting him. A roast is when an individual throws hilarious insults at the roastee as a celebratory tribute. They often sound very dry or serious, but are really just a form of deadpan humor.

  • ...Grande Carrie!! :D

  • Man that was funny!

  • is revenge for her

  • Wow,Carrie looks really hot here.

  • She seemed legitimately annoyed

  • @Kruezoraxe If only she had gotten other parts. That there is indeed some good acting lol.

  • Love the Leia theme that plays out with her appearance.

  • i bet she meant it XD

  • Thats pure gold!

  • Brilliant!!!

    HBO filmed Carrie's one-woman show "WISHFUL DRINKING"...oh my gosh, if you think this roast to George Lucas is funny you will LOVE Wishful Drinking! (Or you could always read the book.)

    Carrie Fisher's humor is sublime.

    Thanks for posting this vid.

    :)

  • his daughters are cute but one of them is too fat

  • I hope I slept with you for the job, cuz if not, who the hell was that guy?! That is my favorite part;)

  • She makes unkempt hair look sexy.

  • Awww she knew I was stalking her xD

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  • You can see the terror on Steven Spielberg's face at 0:07. Oh please god be merciful...

  • Carrie Fisher is funny. It's just that simple.

  • Pretty funny.

    3:16 Hey, Carrie, don't blame George because you were gullible enough to buy the "there's no underwear in space" line and Natalie Portman wasn't.

  • Oh man she is fucking funny! You told me theres no underwear in space!!!!!!!

  • Awesome chick

  • Carrie is hilarious.

  • For a second there, i though she said "Queen Im-a-dildo!" LMAO!

  • she looked way hotter when she had doughnuts in hair

  • @xDXPxJOEx456x1 That was 35 years ago. She's holding up pretty well, don't ya think?

  • she is really stuck on her self

  • This is still one of my favorite tribute / roasts!

  • Noticed the Expression on Spielbergs face wenn She started?

  • ;)

  • incidentally, that chick won the academy award for best actress, haha