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  • screw the prius, my dads got the 2004 honda civic hybrid with the unreliable C.V.T.

  • He is great, its soo true, he needs a show

  • Oh Fuck :O

  • I kinda like this guy

  • What a jackass

  • LMAO this was so fucking funny even though at all times he was telling the truth xD

  • do you wear that beliclava under your racing helmet?

  • I lol hard. Great instructional for retard prius drivers.

  • Do you think the new Prius, the "Prius C" which gets 50 mpg is a good deal at $19,000 dollars...when you could get a Toyota Yaris (the same frame) for $14,000 ???

  • Prius Ninja!

  • u put this motherfucker in neutral ........ HOLY FUCK !!!

  • Do you wear a hooded white robe on the weekend?

  • Toyota never had a problem with the brakes, NASA engineers proved that. It was the drivers.

  • Your Mother called... She wants her Car Back. And oh yea.. Your a Dick!

  • Че за дебил...

  • yeah or maybe toyota should fix teh issues instead of peopel having to react in quick rl issues not just protenting with dirty underware on their heads just say for 26k it shouldnt drive it self

  • wow what an id10t

  • what a moron! ur driving a prius, gay

  • retard= prius driver

  • It's funny because its real. I congratulate you sir for standing up against the media bashing against toyota because GM needed a chance to compete after taking in billions of failout money.

  • Why do people think this guy is funny? It was just a curse word after another. The clown from the Simpsons would beat this guy in comedy any day.

  • you sound like Mad TV's impression of Kenny Rogers. that sir, is awesome.

  • isn't he wearing nonce glasses.

  • Why do people think this idiot is funny? He's not!

  • 1. Take anger management lessons

    2. Get back on your meds

    3. Don't drive a Prius

  • AHAHH!

    

  • God this guy is so freaking funny...

  • You scumbag stop bashing innocents on how to drive a car

  • do u know how to convert a prius to a LPG with current electric motor for a engine rebuild? or am i just a fucking retard, gasitman, to try this? cause i wanna know if that shit works.

  • God I love this Video man you rock seriously

  • Hahahahaahahahah totally agree

  • you are my hero of all time

  • Toyota is the biggest company and employer in the world, they rank no 1 in the quality and durability No american product can even come close or compare. my point you Americans cant build anything thats good or that last's and you dont give a fuck about quality or finish just as long as you can sell cars thats the reason you dont sell any and your technology is 40 years behind Bail out looser companies like Gm and Chrysler lol

  • @MrWildECoyote1 Actually you are WRONG, gm and ford both outsell toyota and toyota is ranked one of the most problem cars by consumer reports in 2011 based on consumer complaints, and thats not counting factory defects or recalls just real world failures. The truth is most all the toyotas sold in the us are built here in the us by workers that make less than 1/2 union wage and the quality toyota once had is gone. It has been replaced by toyotas cover ups and lies.

  • @meattube4u33 I need to see some stats and proof of what your saying cause so far Toyota is Still in business has not asked for bailouts and has never gone bankrupt Gm has gone bankrupt and Chrysler twice.

    So you tell me then why and also to me your only worth $20.00 an hour to work on an assembly line specialy that most of those jobs are unskilled labour so why should you make 75.00 and hour doing nothing all day and I have to pay 30.000 for a badly built car.

  • I drive a Nissan Altima and I also own 2 Cavaliers a 2001 and a 2002 and all tell you this you dont even come close to the japanese when it comes to reliability quality and fit ride and handling its night and day

    why cant you just build good quality reliable cars that all you have to do its a bit late now Hyundai is one of the biggest companies out there Nissan was ranked 4th largest automaker in the world lol I have never had a bad Nissan ever I also had 2 sentra's dam good cars.

  • lol DONT GO 50 IN THE FUCKIN HAMMER LANE.

  • this is not funny, this is retarded, this guy screams and freakin out like his wife is gettin raped or something....all you can do is explain it in calmly and without yellin and shit! Fuckin psycho.

  • Ha ha ha!!!!

    Totally hilarious!

    You, my man, are a brilliant genius. I had to laugh really really hard.

    "Look, we're STILL alive!"... that cracked me up :-)

  • First of all, im not a fucking retard to begin with, and second of all, you shouldn't be calling people names!

  • TOYOTA SUCKS SHIT THROUGH A STRAW AND I BET YOU FUCK YOUR MAMA UP THE ASS IF YOU DRIVE A TOYOTA

  • @meattube4u33 I love it cause your a real dumb ass and Toyota is the biggest car maker in the world surpassed GM Ford and Chrysler beat that asshole

  • @MrWildECoyote1 I love it cause your WRONG hahahaha toyota sales have fallen behind gm and ford every month in 2011, maybe do some research before you show your ignorance next time, stupid asshole.

  • @meattube4u33 lol Funny I dont know where you get your info but your full a shit the best part is more and more imports are killing your crappy Yankee doodle cars lol Gm is the worst of all car makers in the world bar none you have lost and will never ever regain the market cause people dont want fucking shitty cars with no quality Fuck after you own and drive a rice rocket you wont go back to General Mechanics rotflmao

  • This is epic! You ought to run for chairman of the DMV!

  • Lol, nice video Jeff. See you at work.

  • I always avoid Prius drivers and Camry drivers. They are fucking hopeless.

  • Fuckin bitch calm ur shit down dam it not a big deal

  • dude whoever you are you fucking rock and i agree put the motherfuck in n who the fuck doesent know that

  • I AM A FUCKING RETARD!! wow how did he know

  • He may be right but his attitude and vocabulary leave a lot to be desired.

  • I've seen this video so many times and is still hilarious!!! lol

  • ROFL. This guy needs to run for president.

  • I dont think this guy said fuck enough times

  • Toyota cars are tainted with high levels of nuclear radiation from Japan's recent nuclear disaster. Plutonium-238, 239 and 240 are dangerous radioactive substances that take millions of years to break down. This radiation will increase the incidence of cancer, infertility and sperm damage.

  • @NukedJapaneseToyota HAHAHAHAHHAHAH your an idiot if they take "millions of years to break down" in terms on nuclear radiation thats A GOOD THING, it means they have a long half life, and hence only produce low levels of gamma, alpha or beta radition. You clearly know nothing about physics you imbecile. Its the short half life ones you really need to worry about....... i love this bullcrap the the media perpetuates, with no solid scientific basis, or concerns...

  • @NukedJapaneseToyota ...Toyota makes cars in the US as well.

  • BUT.. ur still driving a prius.

  • Btw, you are correct you're not on TV looking like an idiot because you don't know how to stop your fucking car. You're on youtube looking like an idiot because you're acting like an idiot.

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  • Great vid man- my thoughts exactly I'd love to buy you a beer!

  • Hi. I'm a 9 year old kid. And I'm going to repeat every word that I heard in this video to my parents and teacher.

  • holy shit i love it...im american and would ony drive a toyota into another toyota!.. fuck jap shit

  • i didnt know i was retarded... Kool

  • the tittle should be this guy have a problem

  • This Guy gotta come in South Park LOOOL!!

  • you f.. need to go to the f...comedy club lol ..cant stop laughing

  • I KNOW MAN FUCKING DAMN STRAIGHT FUCKING MOTHER FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING FUCK!!!

  • how many times did he say 'fuck' in this video?

  • This guy swears fu*k more than Mr. "Over the Line!" in the Big Lebowski.

  • DAMN STRAIGHT! Awesome!

  • He reminds me of Ricky from Trailer Park Boys a little bit.

  • So true. That has to fucking be the greatest fucking you tube ever. Great fucking job masked man!!! More more more.

  • lmfao! This was fucking hilarious!

  • once i noticed how the ski mask krinkles across his mouth as he talks i couldnt stop watching it, made it 10x funnier.

    @ TschNJ I agree auto's are stupid and only unskilled sissies drive them however your personal opinion on his vocabulary, yes i agree u are entitled to one but insulting him while telling us ur opinion on said matter is rather fail.... no class... no class at all.

  • @TschNJ What's so bad about automatic transmissions? My 08 Tacoma has a smooth auto.

  • And I didn't have to use MF to make my point. Only sissie boys use that type of language to emphasize his point!! Too bad he has such a limited vocabulary.

  • Is this Toyota a sissie automatic? Otherwise, depress the clutch! I can't believe the drama over the sudden acceleration when saving yourself is only common sense. And THIS is coming from a WOMAN!!

  • @TschNJ You entirely missed the point. Just like a woman would.

  • "Put this motherfucker in neutral!!!" lol

  • this is the funniest shit I have scene in a while

  • @looknn seen?

  • @looknn seen*

  • this is funny shit.

  • I would have laughed so hard if an 18 wheeler T-boned his ass at the end.

  • I drive a 1988 4x4 Chevy Suburban with custom 1/2 inch steel bumpers. I cant say that I worry much about the occasional runaway prius..

  • show your face you enormous pussy bitch

  • sykart like the go kart place?????

  • love it!

  • Priuses can't accelerate. they're too slow...

  • hahahahahaahah i laphed sooo hard when i saw this

  • I want a Toyota even more than before. Now if you get pulled over you can blame the accelerator!

  • I just love this guy...! I cannot stop watching and appreciating!!!!!

  • cuz u need a psyho ! PRONTO

  • It's the tourettes guy!

  • Funny how he covered his face when we can clearly see that its the dude from the matrix. Its the glasses that gave it away!!!!!

  • jajajaj wtf, yea people need this shit some thimes!!:P

  • Funny video,buy American anyway and hang up and drive !

  • If it makes you feel any better dude, I've driven a Prius for 3 years now and I'm DEFINITELY not one of those assholes. I drive like a demon. :D

  • "I'm not here to save the planet, I'm hear to save money in my pocket".

    I couldn't give a shit about the environment as long as I still have money

  • You sir, are a fucking legend. . . . . .

    apart from the fact you genuinely believe there is a devil. Which means you believe in god. We're in 2011 now sir, you should know this of all people, you own a prius. There is no god. This is no devil. Now keep living your life and doing awesome vids like these because this is your life, not god's, and it's all you got pal. Don't give it to a bedtime story

  • @ICQannon

    Hehe. I bet you drive a honda

  • @Lovas38 I ride a bicycle ;)

  • YEAH IM USING MY MIDDLE FINGER TO TELL YOU TO GO FUCK YOUR SELF!

    LOOOL.

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  • Jap crap!

    Buy American!

    White Power!

  • @usa1america1 The fuck you talking about...

  • communist.

  • This guy is the reason why I'm buying a new Prius. "Im not here to save the planet. I'm here to save money im my pocket.". That's all the inspiration that I needed

  • automatic peice o shit

  • I like your f-uck-ing video!

  • Best 3 minutes spent watching this! 

  • he sounds like brock lesnar

  • I don't drive one of these cars however, I have not ever saw a sign anywhere placed along any road way other than in Germany where it states there is a fast lane. Here in the United States there is NO place or sign that states fast lane. Oh, try going to the state Texas and drive in the Left lane. You want last long. Left lane is for passing only and it is enforced . So, with that said I find this to be promoting violence and road rage. This video should be flagged.

  • @Redneckbeer1964 That's the worst logic I've ever heard. Your user name makes perfect sense.

  • lame ass!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    

  • @hardcorefawk The truth hurts and he points it out...not PC style.

  • I am a fucking retard and I don't know how to drive my car

    my head is up my ass

    I can't stop thinking about saving the trees

    I can't stop thinking about whales and dolphins

    I can't use common sense

    I keep hurting myself, my family, and other innocent people because I'm too stupid to realize how to drive a car

    I can't figure this stuff out and I won't take the bus

  • HOLY FUCK! lmfao

  • Toyota: "Moving Forward" ... Even if u hit the breaks... LOL

  • @bohemiachris prius had a brake problem, a cruise control problem, and a ( sua )sudden unintended acceleration problem, tundra had frames rusting in half and (sua), corolla has electric steering problems, many many toyotas had the engine oil sludge problem and people got royal screwed, sienna had the ball joint problem and rust problem, god im not gonna keep typing all this - toyota quality is shit, there built in America by workers making less than 1/2 union wage so what do you expect

  • You think every concerned citizen is working for the secret toyota police? You know if toyota had done the right thing in the first place lives and thier name could have been saved, maybe its a japanese pride thing, just like tepco and fukushima, reactor 3 is a mox fuel breeder reactor and the leak is thousands of times as deadly as all the rest,and they knew it yet they said ohh no problem here-bullshit, watch how many of thier own people get cancer and die because of that lie.

  • @bohemiachris And my pinto never blew up either, you want to go play demolition derby in it? You drive it and Ill crash into you, ok? Theres people who have wrongly been put in prision because of toyotas unintended acceleration, people have died, people have lost use of thier body and quality of life, so I ask you, how big a deal would it be if it happened to you and toyota said it was your fault when inner office doccuments show they knew better.

  • @bohemiachris And yet you just cant stop, LMFAO Im still talking too you because you have me literally laughing out of my friggin chair, geeze dude put down the bong LOL you know I cant figure out what the hell is ( professional ) about any of this, this is not my job, is it yours? LOL

  • @bohemiachris Yes my insult towards you was because you mistook/misread what I typed, and you seem profoundly disturbed by my insult that was ( fucktard moron ), did that really bother you? because just before that you had asked me ( what the fuck is your problem? ) yet you notice I am not profoundly disturbed by the tone of your question or your use of a curse word. Are you by any chance a short bus rider? I would recomend you grow some thicker skin before you really get your feelings hurt.

  • @bohemiachris Once again I cant say that Im suprised your so odd, most conspiracy theorist are, cant you just look at the facts and accept the truth? Akio Toyoda cried on tv because he knew toyota let thier pride/greed cost peoples lives and they got caught. Now as for me insulting you I admit that I get tired of people buying into the bs while life is traded for money, it really bothers me and if someone you loved died in a toyota you might be a bit insulting too.

  • EPIC!

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  • @bohemiachris Are you kidding me you fucktard moron, is it possible ya still dont get it ? can you really be this stupid? 

  • @bohemiachris Because toyota lied while people died, they must be held responsible.

  • @bohemiachris Do you not have the basic english reading ability to understand that I was talking about the toyota corporation's yellow ass? Actually Im not suprised that you dont get it.

  • @bohemiachris The toyota lawsuits will begin late 2013 and the mounting evidence is massive against toyota, just like the reactor leak at fukushima its much worse than they said and its not just a stuck floormat, toyota will have to answer for hiding behind floormats while people died in thier known to be defective products, Akido cried on tv for a reason, SHAME on you toyota - have some honor and go fall on your sword before we the American people shove it up your cowardly lieing yellow ass.

  • thank god someone with a prius doesnt care how the environment gets along and also gets that hey... its got an engine use it! brakes arent the only way of slowing down and if need be drive along a divider to slow ur fucking car down!

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  • We're still fuckin' alive...*giggles*

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  • People driving by this guy while he was wearing that mask must have been like,

    Vut De Hell...

  • YES THE AMERICAN GOVERNMENT AND THEIR PEOPLE JUST MADE A FALSE NEWS BECAUSE PEOPLE DID NOT BUY THE STUPID , POOR QUALITY AND USELESS AMERICAN CARS LIKE FORD , CHEVORLET , DODGE AND ETC.

  • Tell it like it is.!! Ya !!

  • how many times did you said Fuck! Fuck!! Fuck!!!!! Fuck!!!

  • LOL! Your just amazing! HAHAHAHAHAHA I just dont undertand how ppl cant think about this by theirselves!

    BTW, this shit will work on ALL cars, ok?

    And, if you put the car in neutral (n) you can also use the handbreak!!

  • lol ur video is amazing HAHAHA.

    its so true... i see idiots that loose control of their prius on the hwy and are doin like 110mph off road in dirt on the shoulders of the hwy.

    and as i pass them i wonder? why did they not just put their car into Nutral, and brake, or shut down the engine and coast? instead they end up in a ditch....

  • This cowardly fat fuck still has this video up, go figure.

  • @toyota4life94 i have a 98 4Runner also... that sucks that u crashed it... i wanted to get an 08 now but they are hard to find for low mileage with right prices (good deals) :/

  • LMFAO HAHAHAH THIS IS FUCKN AWESOME

  • Epic. Language may be a bit much for my tastes, but I think the point was made. :)

  • @toyota4life94 haha i agree that someone should take that 4Runner off of his hands happily....

  • ur my hero.

  • Very hilarious. Despite his language he does make a very strong point. Very good and entertaining video

  • I love this video lol! Lots of people bitch about how it doesnt make sense to buy the prius because of how much fuel we burn mining for the nickel in the batteries and so on... well guess what..... that doesnt really matter for when your paying $4.00+ at the pump now does it?!?!? Not like im gonna be driving a more eco friendly made hummer made from easily made steel saying, wow I sure am glad this hummer was easier to make and pay out my ass for fuel for when I could just buy a prius :)

  • Prius- to do list

    make it rear wheel drive

    tub the rear wheel wells

    get slicks

    cut the frame to fit a 350 in it

    then beat ricers.

  • @Piamp6 350? bah. 454.

  • @jackmitchell123 lol you would have to go with no hood. but i really want to see someone do that

  • @urdead747

    Get a life retard, maybe go on some anger management course?

  • btw i didnt click on the link bc im a retard i clicked on it bc i thought u was gonna go rob a bank

  • i liked this vid but i dont undertand is there a problem with the breaking or something

  • angry much?

  • Gasitman , your the man , dude, I drive a prius and when that's not enough to brighten my day up I watch your vid, proper funny guy, make some more about the other half of prius drivers known as dolphin loving mother frickers! Keep it up man!

  • The brakes on a non hybrid car use the vacuum caused when you shut the throttle to operate the power assistence on the brakes - because the Prius can operate without the engine running, the brakes are operated by an electically powered servo, and therefore cannot loose braking power due to no engine vacuum (stuck open throttle) - that 'runaway' Prius is definately a scam!

  • 1059 people are offended Prius drivers.

  • @vvtheduckvv

    Actually most prius owners I know love the video. Much to my surprise.

  • @gasitman Well, that just goes to show that they aren't all dummies, thats probably why we haven't had more incidents on the news, haha! :) Love your video, still spreading it around whenever someone talks about Prius problems.

  • @gasitman you rule

  • @vvtheduckvv - I'm a prius driver and i love this video :))) +1 like

  • @vvtheduckvv Well, I have to say.......GOOD!!!!! They're offended? The world hasn't yet come to an end!!!!!

  • @iedat1 My friend, again, stop trying to hide my comments, stop trying to turn the things. You are Zainichi Korean, pretending to be Japanese and trying to call everybody idiot because many people around the world don't care about the difference between Asian people. But sorry, that's over and VANK is going to SH*T soon, hehe. Don't forget it, I'm not the first western who knows that :) Respect people and shut up, that's better. Imagine what could happen with your country reputation (S.Korea)

  • Wate for Earth..

  • @iedat1 Typical attitude from you guys :) Try to turn the things, ahaha. Zainichi Korean pretending to be Japanese obsessed to hide my comments (why? :)) Man, stop creating hatred against Japan and stop damaging Korea's reputation (already destroyed, sorry) with such dirty reputation. Don't involve honest people (Koreans or Japanese) in your dirty attitude

  • @DtorBillAgain

    honest people do you think korea and zaibichi korean are honet people. . yahahhahah are you going to say that you korean are honest people. hey moron.

    you dirty korean and miserable zainichi are not considere to be a human being. dont compre jaapan with rottten race korean and zainich.

    rotten s-korean. know your place , korean monkey.

  • @DtorBillAgain

    hey moron. why do you go on telling same kind of lies. board in your channel proves that you are retarde liar..

    dont hide your pathteic natioality . nasty cockraoch

  • @iedat1 Don't you remember me pathetic rat? Don't you remember me? This is not the first time and I have found you several times pretending to be Japanese pathetic RAT. Man, try to feel proud of your country and stop pretending to be Japanese to damage other's reputation. Poor loser, don't you get it? That's how you want to get popularity? Huh, poor idiot, don't you get it? Sooner or later, some crazy guy like me will write some beautiful book about how your country uses people to get popularity

  • @DtorBillAgain

    i rember you. you are pahtic koren who alway say " mansei korea"

    lets talk about infierty of korean and korean. 

    repeat after me. " japan is great. and korea is shit "

    say to me it . retareded korean.

    you are laugingstock. s-korean. yahhhahahha

  • @DtorBillAgain

    hey korean , if you really hate s-koea . you can say that korea is most pathteic country"

    say to me it. why don you say . say . koean. i know that you hate korea. so you can say it.

    hey koean say to me , why dont you say it. 

    repeat after me that korea is thred class cuntry,

    hey k-gook. why dont you say. .

  • @globalk100 Conclusion, who knows about cars, buy Honda or Toyota :) That's a reality even accepted by you :) Sad to see how hyundai needs people like you to see (plus: The continous misleading ads and well, it happens now but people will figure it out soon and that will be an incredible 'bye' for your "favorite" car maker). Stop betraying people.

  • @DtorBillAgain Then why last year hyundai sell more cars then honda and toyota in europe and china ?