@tommygun796 What about michael jackson?.... can we still make fun of michael jackson? When michael jackson died they took all of the plastic in his face and made toys from it... so now for a change kids could play with HIM!!!!!!
Okay,Apple boys,let's be real- iPad looks really fancy and nice,but it has less functionality than other tablets... Samsung Galaxy Tab,for example. Apple always offer something standard,more-less,and he gets 40,60 % of price for picture of apple printed on back. I own a iPod,I'm pretty satisfied with it,but talking about performance-it's no better than Cowon-after all,MP3 players main concern is quality of sound,everything comes after-Cowon is unbeatable,and cheaper.
@sterfffff What fucking image the guy is critically sick he has cancer and he could die but no he should think about what to wear before every presentation give me a fucking break what the fuck do you expect him to do to wear a thousand dollar suit and say hey I don't know if i'll be dead in a month but I'll wear something that everyone expects me to wear just to make everyone happy are you fucking retarded or something
Apple : We call it ipad, Samsung : We call it galaxy tab, HTC : We call it flyer, Motorola : We call it xoom, Toshiba : We call it thrive, Lg : we call it optimus pad, Hp : We call it touchpad, Acer : We call it iconia tab, Dell : we call it streak, Blackberry : We call it playbook, T-mobile : we call it g-slate
Well you have to give apple credit were its due, its knows what people want, the ipad is selling in incredible numbers. When I first saw the ipad I dismissed as a big ipod like all the other haters, but now, after using one....... I think i might actually get one!
@rosspeplow haha fair enough ill admit they do look like a lovely, shiny new toy, if you were isolated from the world on an island and were introduced to an Ipad, it would be fucking amazing. But I guess after watching the growth of the Itouch devices the Ipad just brings verryyyy little that is new to the table and simply becomes not a tablet-pc, but an itouch with a larger screen
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Nope, this isn't a parody. It's the damn truth. Steve Jobs is spitting on the face of consumers BIG TIME! Next time he's gonna announce that he'll invent the printing press and call it (once more) "revolutionary", "amazing" and "magic", saying that it's great "how the letters appear in empty sheets of paper". No shit, Stevey! No fuckin' shit!
Steve Jobs pays himself $1 a year.......he hasnt earnt a salary for 38 years....you cant compare him to Bill Gates....Bill is a big investor with his mate warren buffet.
@1987naf Maybe if he did pay himself a salary he'd be motivated to make products that arent total crap. The iPad has half the functionality of low end laptops, but its more expensive???
You can keep it Steve I'll buy an EXO slate, it plays Flash, has a camera, speakers, utilzes Windows 7, Bluetooth, larger viewing area, and more memory for $100.00 less. Besides do you really want to help pay for another one of Jobs Mercedes he never registers and parks in handicapped spots and no loading zones because he thinks he's better than you and me?....NOT!
umm in the grand scheme of things he isn't all that rich compared to his competitor...Microsoft. Right now Steve is only worth 6.2 B while Bill is worth 52 B...so he still has a ways to go to beat everybody...
@oldmanwithers1 i actually like it , i saw a documentary about the life of( succesfull) football players (soccer) the all came with ferrari lamborghini the usual cars and then one came on bike
@oldmanwithers1 what the fuck is wrong with that ? your a wanker.
Would it make you happier if he paid some faggy tosspot designers to make him less functional but fancy labelled garb that is not compatible with washing machines or tumble dryers ?
who gives a fuck, he is presentable and comfortable, his clothes are fine.
@oldmanwithers1 yeah okay :), he is always wearing the same thing ... but then, so do most people really. Im a jeans n t-shirt guy, i doubt that would change even with big money. then again, who knows :)
@Tonyvsa96 an IPOD not an iPad is actually leagues ahead of any mp3 player, ease of use, storage space, ability to browse through menus not just hit next, video, stable base program (itunes), big fan of the ipod because it is the best product out there in that category, but Apple serious spun shit with the Ipad.
No Steve, your ego is phenomenal. You have become the monster you so hated when you began this whole rollercoaster ride. Now your dogs dribble with Pavlovian fervor every time you come up with some new gizmo.Your junk is overpriced. Itunes sucks balls! I admire you for your original vision and innovation and for many years I was really rooting for you but now you have become a cult and your sense of eliticism that is passed on to your Crapple fanboys is purely vomitous.
the only thing that is keeping apple's product alive is the software that comes with them..... not that the ipad is special (personally i think it is useless too), but at least it is a product that would allow you to use itune's software download....which lots of people love~
Actually it's Apple Inc., Apple Corps are the Beatles-owned corporation that Jobs ripped off. Come on, you hardly thought he came up with his own name did you?
@keyinregulus3 I know, 300,000 in a single day is really terrible...The Galaxy Tab sold a whopping 600,000 in its first month, and it was available all over the world! (The iPad was only available in the US to start out with). So...sarcasm aside, what product or company is doing better than the iPad? None, because people don't like anything after using it as much as the iPad.
Just because you, or those people were stupid enough to buy an ipad doesn't mean that there aren't smarter people who buy from competing brands. I have a wacom tablet that I bought two years ago for a lot less ($80), that can do a lot more than the ipad, especially since I've configured it. And the best part is that its NOT apple.
@oldmanwithers Ok - then it is "Castaways - Liar liar" if anyone else wants to know.
Thanks again for the great video pointing out what a bunch of marketers the apple team is. Gotta love how they tantalize the stupid masses with these 'amazing', 'revolutionary', 'magic', 'breathtaking', and 'new' devices though.
We've all got something to learn from Apple. It is not what you sell that is important, but how you sell it :)
apple products have flopped before newton etc but i think this will do ok, im not buying one dont need it macbook and iphone. but apple are on the up at the moment and think they'll sell a few million
I have stood by Apple/Mac for a long time, but I will admit one thing; this will be one of those products that 20 years from now, we'll look back on the iPad and say "of all the great Mac products, that was a FLOP!"
RIP STEVE JOBS 0_0
4ARMS100 4 months ago
We will all miss you Steve :-( Rip
12309tyler 4 months ago
its not funny to joke about man that die
tommygun796 4 months ago
@tommygun796 Feb 8 2010. Was not ragging on his illness either way.
oldmanwithers1 4 months ago 5
@oldmanwithers1 SO SRRY
tommygun796 4 months ago
@tommygun796 What about michael jackson?.... can we still make fun of michael jackson? When michael jackson died they took all of the plastic in his face and made toys from it... so now for a change kids could play with HIM!!!!!!
khalifaalzayani 4 months ago
RIP STEVE JOBS.
oldmanwithers1 5 months ago
For those that got the Why......
MrCuntyballs2U 5 months ago
thanks and cheers
it's funny how I've got an iPad and I'm watching tonnes of parodies
mrjonahjimills 5 months ago
Okay,Apple boys,let's be real- iPad looks really fancy and nice,but it has less functionality than other tablets... Samsung Galaxy Tab,for example. Apple always offer something standard,more-less,and he gets 40,60 % of price for picture of apple printed on back. I own a iPod,I'm pretty satisfied with it,but talking about performance-it's no better than Cowon-after all,MP3 players main concern is quality of sound,everything comes after-Cowon is unbeatable,and cheaper.
5ky5tr1d3r 5 months ago
Okay,Steve,we got it,web pages look awesome !!! -_-
5ky5tr1d3r 5 months ago
@SLee1337 It's shit like this apple fanboys.
xxstaggerxx 6 months ago
Phenomenal :D
1996shubham 6 months ago
IT'S MAGIC
Lugmillord 6 months ago
@bigfatbessy8 learn to spell lol
itubeudont 6 months ago
It's just an I touch with a bigger screen
ferrarimike23 6 months ago
its phonomanol.. lol
uknowidontno044 6 months ago
I don't understand the iPad hype. It's just trendy bullshit. Overpriced trendy bullshit.
xxstaggerxx 6 months ago
It does everything the iphone does, but it's bigger! You can see an entire web page! Holding the internet in your hand is amazing!
ridered300 7 months ago
@sterfffff What fucking image the guy is critically sick he has cancer and he could die but no he should think about what to wear before every presentation give me a fucking break what the fuck do you expect him to do to wear a thousand dollar suit and say hey I don't know if i'll be dead in a month but I'll wear something that everyone expects me to wear just to make everyone happy are you fucking retarded or something
overclockinggurus 7 months ago
This man is Fenomenal! :P
rpdigital17 7 months ago
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Apple : We call it ipad, Samsung : We call it galaxy tab, HTC : We call it flyer, Motorola : We call it xoom, Toshiba : We call it thrive, Lg : we call it optimus pad, Hp : We call it touchpad, Acer : We call it iconia tab, Dell : we call it streak, Blackberry : We call it playbook, T-mobile : we call it g-slate
and finally i say : laptops ftw
MeMidhulaj 7 months ago
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MeMidhulaj 7 months ago
U should have Photoshoped a picture of a porn site or 2 girls, 1 cup into it when it showed us the Internet thing. That would have been funnier
themetalkid1996 7 months ago 4
@themetalkid1996 im not fucked in the head, sorry.
oldmanwithers1 7 months ago 12
@themetalkid1996 gross
jon199680 7 months ago
penus
bigfatbessy8 8 months ago
Well you have to give apple credit were its due, its knows what people want, the ipad is selling in incredible numbers. When I first saw the ipad I dismissed as a big ipod like all the other haters, but now, after using one....... I think i might actually get one!
rosspeplow 8 months ago 4
@rosspeplow haha fair enough ill admit they do look like a lovely, shiny new toy, if you were isolated from the world on an island and were introduced to an Ipad, it would be fucking amazing. But I guess after watching the growth of the Itouch devices the Ipad just brings verryyyy little that is new to the table and simply becomes not a tablet-pc, but an itouch with a larger screen
oldmanwithers1 8 months ago
The day he will announce SD card slot and USB port, yes, this will be a revolution. IPad is a bad joke.
2arturobandini 8 months ago
steve jobs can take a fucking shit in his hand and call it revolutionary, and people will believe him
Dontpickmelast101 9 months ago
you can see everything you have seen before on any device... but the ipad is magical
famouschrisb 11 months ago
this is a revolution !
juliendu591 11 months ago
I like the part where he says its phenominal
Dickbaum 11 months ago
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realrunner2000 11 months ago
Nope, this isn't a parody. It's the damn truth. Steve Jobs is spitting on the face of consumers BIG TIME! Next time he's gonna announce that he'll invent the printing press and call it (once more) "revolutionary", "amazing" and "magic", saying that it's great "how the letters appear in empty sheets of paper". No shit, Stevey! No fuckin' shit!
Alkinoos7 1 year ago 5
@Alkinoos7 lol well put
oldmanwithers1 11 months ago
I don't get how this is a parody
mariokart555 1 year ago
Crap, the iPhone is awesome, I own one myself. But the iPad?????? What a joke.
ZR1Terror 1 year ago
OMG the HOLE web page!!! 0.0 with my iPhone 4 i get only half a web page. but this is... this is... amazing
TheJazzhandz 1 year ago
Steve Jobs pays himself $1 a year.......he hasnt earnt a salary for 38 years....you cant compare him to Bill Gates....Bill is a big investor with his mate warren buffet.
Jobs is about products not money...
1987naf 1 year ago
@1987naf Maybe if he did pay himself a salary he'd be motivated to make products that arent total crap. The iPad has half the functionality of low end laptops, but its more expensive???
rickyc777 1 year ago
daym....even the guy who made it up had problems tlking abt how good it is. u already have enough money, stop trying to scam for more -__-
lonleywander 1 year ago
You can keep it Steve I'll buy an EXO slate, it plays Flash, has a camera, speakers, utilzes Windows 7, Bluetooth, larger viewing area, and more memory for $100.00 less. Besides do you really want to help pay for another one of Jobs Mercedes he never registers and parks in handicapped spots and no loading zones because he thinks he's better than you and me?....NOT!
JAG03064 1 year ago
O RLY?
MalpaPL 1 year ago
wow a calendar!! PHENOMENAL!!
dogeymon83 1 year ago
0:40 No way, not a calendar D: That's magic.
ChristianLongName 1 year ago
@jkls240 not really a parody ill admit moreso the most bullshit parts. More a mockery than anything
oldmanwithers1 1 year ago
10 fucken years same cloths. WOW
youhan1234567 1 year ago
I remember when he was saying that 3 years ago when Apple debuted the iPhone.
3spn4life 1 year ago
...... to see the whole webpage is amazing..... get a bigger monitor mate...
holding the internet (a small monitor) in you're hands...
yeahh... fantastic..
3eneboy 1 year ago
Anybody that buys a Apple product Deserves to be Robbed!!!!!!!
BadBrad23 1 year ago
THIS GUY IS RICHER THAN ALMOST EVERYBODY AND HE STILL WEARS AN ART SMOCK JUMPER AND $10 SUN BLEACHED JEANS.
oldmanwithers1 1 year ago 76
@oldmanwithers1 hes wilbert the humble pig
ALEZTHEGREAT 1 year ago
@oldmanwithers1 to keep away his wealth away from robbers eyz
2012sDude 1 year ago
@oldmanwithers1 Its his image
MultiSfix 1 year ago
@oldmanwithers1
umm in the grand scheme of things he isn't all that rich compared to his competitor...Microsoft. Right now Steve is only worth 6.2 B while Bill is worth 52 B...so he still has a ways to go to beat everybody...
Igotgame911 1 year ago
@oldmanwithers1
Maybe he is wearing golden Underwear. :-)
lakritze100 1 year ago
@oldmanwithers1 i actually like it , i saw a documentary about the life of( succesfull) football players (soccer) the all came with ferrari lamborghini the usual cars and then one came on bike
it made me laugh
rubenandpimslapping 1 year ago
@oldmanwithers1 it's a marketing strategy. He's wearing that seemingly cheap outfit that gives you the sensation of being closer to him.
flsgflsg 1 year ago
@oldmanwithers1 yeah that's remarkable. Good example of a capitalist, haha...
Alkinoos7 11 months ago
@oldmanwithers1
Would it be better if he weared Bling blings, and expensive coat to 100.000 dollars :P
TheAbridgedGamer 10 months ago
@TheAbridgedGamer yes absolutely haha
oldmanwithers1 8 months ago
@oldmanwithers1 He also never fucking donates money to anyone and has made a career out of talking shit about former employees, peers and rivals.
zenvidar 8 months ago
@oldmanwithers1 It's because he doesn't care about what he wears actually he wears what he wants and that's what makes him so great
overclockinggurus 7 months ago
@oldmanwithers1 what the fuck is wrong with that ? your a wanker.
Would it make you happier if he paid some faggy tosspot designers to make him less functional but fancy labelled garb that is not compatible with washing machines or tumble dryers ?
who gives a fuck, he is presentable and comfortable, his clothes are fine.
quosmo1 6 months ago
@quosmo1 he wears it every keynote.. mix n match.. id be wearing pimp suits just for laughs
oldmanwithers1 6 months ago
@oldmanwithers1 yeah okay :), he is always wearing the same thing ... but then, so do most people really. Im a jeans n t-shirt guy, i doubt that would change even with big money. then again, who knows :)
quosmo1 6 months ago
@oldmanwithers1 its all marketing techniques. and ur stupid enough to believe him
along with think different, innovation. wats the difference between an ipod and a mp3 player
Tonyvsa96 4 months ago
@Tonyvsa96 an IPOD not an iPad is actually leagues ahead of any mp3 player, ease of use, storage space, ability to browse through menus not just hit next, video, stable base program (itunes), big fan of the ipod because it is the best product out there in that category, but Apple serious spun shit with the Ipad.
oldmanwithers1 4 months ago
@oldmanwithers1 any decent phone has all of these features and apple
Tonyvsa96 4 months ago
is he selling a product or describibing himself jacking off
hjkjohn 1 year ago
No Steve, your ego is phenomenal. You have become the monster you so hated when you began this whole rollercoaster ride. Now your dogs dribble with Pavlovian fervor every time you come up with some new gizmo.Your junk is overpriced. Itunes sucks balls! I admire you for your original vision and innovation and for many years I was really rooting for you but now you have become a cult and your sense of eliticism that is passed on to your Crapple fanboys is purely vomitous.
persevere67 1 year ago
NO WAY... built in contact list, to bad you cant make calls.
dagster115 1 year ago
You go on YouTube on it so that means I could watch this on a iPad wow but wait I thought I could already do that on my iPod Touch and iPhone?
Olando433 1 year ago
the only thing that is keeping apple's product alive is the software that comes with them..... not that the ipad is special (personally i think it is useless too), but at least it is a product that would allow you to use itune's software download....which lots of people love~
sowlinyin 1 year ago
Whats the parody?
zimm234zane1 1 year ago
Actually it's Apple Inc., Apple Corps are the Beatles-owned corporation that Jobs ripped off. Come on, you hardly thought he came up with his own name did you?
Kydos37 1 year ago
His brain washing attempts are phenomenal.
ICEBreakerDX 1 year ago 2
Wow a great address book !
weeks87 1 year ago
@weeks87 Yup you got it buddy. It must the world's most expensive address book.
str8out 1 year ago
Give me a Netbook anyday.
mulljacob 1 year ago
They say it only sold 300,000 on day 1, less than analysists expected.
keyinregulus3 1 year ago
@keyinregulus3
jeez, I wonder why...
codemaster667 1 year ago
@keyinregulus3 I know, 300,000 in a single day is really terrible...The Galaxy Tab sold a whopping 600,000 in its first month, and it was available all over the world! (The iPad was only available in the US to start out with). So...sarcasm aside, what product or company is doing better than the iPad? None, because people don't like anything after using it as much as the iPad.
Jugney 1 year ago
Just because you, or those people were stupid enough to buy an ipad doesn't mean that there aren't smarter people who buy from competing brands. I have a wacom tablet that I bought two years ago for a lot less ($80), that can do a lot more than the ipad, especially since I've configured it. And the best part is that its NOT apple.
charizardpal 1 year ago
Agreed man it's a repetitious product.
The features are similar to just about every device, even those smaller than the ipad. "Palm of your hands" How about thighs?
Steve: But- it keeps the market going!
Second generation Ipad- it will actually allow you to do virtually anything you could already do on the apple itouch and beyond, only now it's FASTER!
3g 4g, if they go any higher I think I'll throw up from the G-force.
Isn't that great? I mean this is 2010, a lot has changed!
MEGAXSTU 1 year ago 2
i remember watching the 1st commercial when i turned on my macbook and was WTF is this shit...a big iphone lol
also all i saw and heard was buzz words to capture all the simple minded peeps
vanchai1 1 year ago
He wasted a lot of saliva. He could just put the conference he gave about the iPod and he would have save enough saliva for the iPhone os 4.0
Jose2408131985 1 year ago
great video. what is the song playing in the background, please?
MatteNoob 1 year ago
haha thanks umm song is 'liar liar' not sure of the artist but its from the lock stock and 2 smokin barrels soundtrack
oldmanwithers1 1 year ago
@oldmanwithers Ok - then it is "Castaways - Liar liar" if anyone else wants to know.
Thanks again for the great video pointing out what a bunch of marketers the apple team is. Gotta love how they tantalize the stupid masses with these 'amazing', 'revolutionary', 'magic', 'breathtaking', and 'new' devices though.
We've all got something to learn from Apple. It is not what you sell that is important, but how you sell it :)
MatteNoob 1 year ago 14
haha yea true that you watch they will still sell millions of this piece of shit
oldmanwithers1 1 year ago
please watch this video using the new beta- auto trancription-subtitles , is surreal... =)
graysight 2 years ago
@graysight
haha, good call
Zenn3k 1 year ago
apple products have flopped before newton etc but i think this will do ok, im not buying one dont need it macbook and iphone. but apple are on the up at the moment and think they'll sell a few million
natrino84 2 years ago
I have stood by Apple/Mac for a long time, but I will admit one thing; this will be one of those products that 20 years from now, we'll look back on the iPad and say "of all the great Mac products, that was a FLOP!"
RonRizzy 2 years ago
amen haha not one thing new about it
oldmanwithers1 2 years ago