Dissin' Los Angeles

[tall32guy]

I thought it was an unspoken rule of etiquette that you're not *supposed* to honk in LA unless you must, to avoid an accident. LOL Guess whoever said that was wrong!

[JeepGirl2]

OK, a 2:40 video is taking almost 10 minutes to load!!!

Grrr, YT! GRRR!

How am I supposed to catch up on my OhCurt videos when they are taking so long to load.

Hugs to you Curt! :0)

[OhCurt]

(((Joyce!)))

Okay, I don't feel AS badly because I thought it was only happening to me. There was one vid yesterday that took about as long to load in, and it wasn't even HD.

[man1d2tran]

He could have rented a smaller car. For the same price he could have gotten a hybrid.

[OhCurt]

Yeah, I teased him about that.

[man1d2tran]

Good work.

[capergirl1976]

LOL@honking jihad. I love the random fun of this vid. : )

[OhCurt]

Random fun needs to be on my agenda more often.

[ItsMarcSteele]

As another native I highly recommend Random Fun. It is the only way to get through some days here.

[OhCurt]

HA! Exactly.

And if you get stuck in traffic that's the perfect time to look around, take a good look and poke fun at it.

[fehquig]

Cruising around in a MILITARY VEHICLE leaves you BRANDED, my friend... JIHAD!!!

:)

:)

[Blizzeekitty]

You said hummer! And made everyone else say it too!

Yay for LA!!! So looking forward to being there in 12 days!

[OhCurt]

Don't forget your bullet proof storm trooper uniform.

;-D

See you in SF on the 28th!

[desala2007]

ahaha! that was great.

[OhCurt]

Glad ya liked

:-)

[NutCheese]

I was thinking about getting a big hummer, but then I took the bus.

[OhCurt]

Well, you still rode in something really big that hummed, so that counts.

[Tothemattresses]

thanks for brightening my day

[OhCurt]

This is why I was sent to your planet.

;-D

[PaintedRavensong]

Fun to see you out and about with a new sidekick!!! Now about this big hummer...heheheh

[OhCurt]

(((Mic)))

Doug and I had a fun day out. Just too bad he can't head down here more often. Actually, I need to get up to visit him next.

[SunnyDazStormyNitz]

Was it a BIG Hummer? LOL

With all of it's flaws, would still love to see L.A....once.

[OhCurt]

As long as you allow for time spent in traffic, it can be a fun trip. LOTS to do.

[Rh1no1]

"Los Angeles traffic" is as fun as having your nails pulled out with pliers. :D

[OhCurt]

LMAO

Yeah, no doubt. If you attempt to trudge through it without access to music, you're asking for trouble.

[thefrozenghost]

So, lots of head room in a Hummer...

Sorry, that's the best I got.

[OhCurt]

I always make room for as much head as I possibly can.

[captainfury2007]

I deleted comment about Curt and Hummers.

LOL!

I kill me.

[OhCurt]

You is fo shizzle, captainfizzle!

8-)

[GreatGig1]

hahaha!! LOVE the honking info!

I don't miss the traffic in LA either! OR the traffic in San Diego! I was just down that way sitting in traffic...arg! But it was worth it! I had a fab time! :-)

[OhCurt]

In San Diego, the honking codes are so different. You never know if someone is making threats or coming on to you.

DRIVE WITH CAUTION!

[sugarandlance]

I love hummers. Did you hear of the old man that scratches gas hogs for no reason. LOL

[OhCurt]

The hogs were itchy? YIKES! Hope he washed his hands afterwards.

[missdivinestalls]

But I am declaring jihad when I honk.

[RiddleSpider]

LA is full of love, lots and lots of love, I cannot believe you would say anything other than that.

Can you share that big hummer? Looks like there is room for other peeps....sharing uhm....

[audionautix]

Thank you for making me party to denegrading a city I know nothing about!

I'm shocked, I say, shocked.

Personally I think you should have used a soundtrack that featured humming. What do you think?hmmmmm?

[MicheleMidnight]

lol a hummer...a BIG hummer....no comment (thats what he said)

[pinyolvermell]

LOL, great!

[f3xpgm]

Once a saw one Hummer in Portugal! Once i saw 1000 Hummers in NY! lol! YOU AMERICANS!

[FroGhandi]

this should be under education! LOL

[GramsandPapi]

LOL@in the hood! Thanks, Grams

[longhairred]

I love hummers and plant lots of flowers at the cottage to entice them to visit! ;P

[randomwritings]

Being geographically challenged I was lost

[ABQdoubleG]

The primary years of my life were in LA county. My younger brother is still living there.

I love LA.

Gigi

[kayleewyatt]

such pearls of wisdom

[Neferkit]

My sister-in-law lives in LA. She loves it. I lived there for a year. I call it, My Year in Hell. :-)

[cooksterz]

Well if ya get a choice to rent, and they give ya the big car for the same price, why not. Its fun every once in a while! Just careful of the Hummer dissers out in LA.. LOL :D

[mikma]

mikma was here

[mickmusing]

eastbound 10 effed up all week-end (and the same thing 2 week-ends ago) because of a damn movie they've been filming on the 4th Street overpass of the 110- a choreographed traffic pile-up with smoke and lights that idiots just HAVE to slow down to a crawl and gawk out.  Don't even get me started. SO ANNOYING.

[RiverBirch1967]

There is a valid theory that much of the honking comes from folks of Hispanic descent, mostly from Central America. I grew up in Panama and we had a distinct language of which honks to use when, and the duration. My father instructed me not to do it when we moved to the US. Except in LA.

[RiverBirch1967]

Btw, a bunch of my relatives live out there. I suggest wearing full body armour on the Hollywood Freeway.

[RiverBirch1967]

LOL @ it's their fleet, I don't own it. LOL

[CharTres1717]

Your lookin' good inside the Hummer. They are honking because they recognised you as a famous YouTube star. :-) I don't think you had a clue where you were. lol. and did not care either. ha.

[IAGuy06]

Hummer was said too many times in this video for the length of it.

Glad you had bullet proof glass... he looks like the type that might have gangsters after him. :-)

[jamsouth2]

ok curt i'm just gonna ask and if you get pissed i'll say i'm sorry later. what happened to your eyebrows?

[dl737]

Here it doesn't matter about the number of honks, but their duration that differentiates between what action is required of the horn recipient. I guess it's a west coast east coast thing.

[2of6Solutions]

Jihad, sounds like something someone handling a big hummer would say...

[Dozzer]

I thought one beep was "go moron the light changed," 2 for jihad and 3 (or any combo of long hongs) for "ima nuke you son"

[PappyStu]

now who would attack you fellows?

[Ranblv]

Hummers are evil :-)

Jihad LMAO

Had to rewind that one to be sure that is what you said.

[ralfonzo83]

what a huge hummer!!!!!!!!!!

[boobtubious]

The problem is the Jihad immediately turns into the red/green light thing immediately. No one has any patience. Wait.. LA has smog? Who knew?

[Sugartalker]

That was funny! Enjoyable to watch and yet depressing because when I look out my window, it looks nothing like where you guys are. It looks more like the inside of your freezer.

LOL @ "big hummer".

[NaturalTwentyFilms]

Road rage has evolved to road jihad? Sweet.

[Katfellow]

Dudes enjoying a big hummer on the streets of LA.

Should of seen that coming. lol

[anakin1814]

Gosh. I really want to live there now!

[Justinmazing]

I always like a big hummer.

[BoomerChick55]

Cute vid. I left LA becuz so much of it was like that.

[LeSaMilano]

I hear hummers have become really cheap in LA. Or has that always been the case? LOL

[NorCalCorsello]

Darn it. Last time I was in Los Angeles I rented a Prius, by these standards, I can not take credit for doing a good thing. Oh well. Should've went with the hummer... can it take it in the rear? NO! I withdraw the question! Can't believe I went there. I meant like when the driver behind you... never mind. I give up.

[ydnarOrandy]

Speaking as a former LA resident myself. The reason I am a former resident is there are to many freaking people there. I love the town and have tons of things I loved doing there. It just got to be to much after 42 years. San Diego county ain't that farr behind either.

Now Doug could have rented a Kia instead of a Big Hummer. But don't all men love a Hummer now and then. LOL

[thizizliz]

We residents of SGV must declare jihad on you residents of SFV! Beware. Oh, and duck, I threw a non biodegradable waterballoon your way....

[MattHawes]

La Braya...? Is that where the famous tarpits reside?

-- Matt

[Neferkit]

Yes! :-)

[binsk]

"despite being largely indifferent or angry" ROFL!

[monicavm]

You made me laugh on a Sunday morning — that's worth 5 stars! Hummer, hummer, hummer. Now I can say I've seen the inside of a Hummer.

[LilCav68]

LMAO... umm.. BIG HUMMER... *no further comment necessary*

[jrsnyderjr]

wow! AutoZone looks the same everywhere, I had no idea!

80% of LA and Phx are equally unremarkable and look alike. One good thing about the economic crisis in a state that epitomizes all that went wrong...we don't have nearly as much traffic anymore.

[bohogirl1]

one would buy and drive a hummer because.....?

[channeIreview]

wow almost makes me wish i lived in LA

[gabrielized]

Hmph, showing your big hummer.

[kenrg]

Man, does that drive up La Brea bring back memories... (of the traffic and the Jihad and...) - But I know the real reason you made this video was just so you could say "big Hummer" over and over and not have it be flagged.

[kidblood1]

I like big nummers,or I mean I like getting hummers

[paul1967uk]

Your on the wrong side of the road again. LOL....

[moomay11649]

I love the faces you make Curt!

I think I'll stay in Philly.

[JimmerSD]

I like that philosophy... someone else provided it so it isn't wrong or bad..

I use the same theory for my diet.. Self deception is a powerful tool.

[IXGertXI]

heh. I'm so not going to LA. I have enough trouble with Newark, NJ. ;)

[thenudo]

You should make more vids like this Curt!! You know I know the streets there better than my own here!! lol I have a hollywood legends website. Is that bad?? lol ..

[PrincessDiana161]

OMG 2 guys in a Hummer!!!!! I have so much I could type... I'm shaking.... trying to stop myself!!!

(giggles)

[xjasongarciax]

You like throwing around that Hummer word! =)

[BaubleRob]

Ooooh, become a Dep-Yoo-Tee!

I'm coming to Orange County for a conference this summer, but I have no idea if that's in LA. I'm not sure where LA ends. About 25 miles west of Wyoming?

[GrandmaDorrie]

lol - I'm glad I don't have to drive there!

I like the font you used. Very nice.

:)

Dorrie

[P00P0STER0US]

"...largely indifferent or angry..." That sorta describes me on most days...and the largely part also hints at my overweight condition. Have you ever been in such dire need of coffee for basic brain function that you went to the kitchen and forgot to make it? I just ate 3 servings of yogurt and now I realize what I was supposed to be doing.

[LuckyStrike502]

I'd like to go to LA one day. I'll be sure to rent a bullet proof Hummer if I ever decide to come out there! ;-)

[OhCurt]

Los Angeles is something you experience for the first time with someone you love and trust.

LOL, that sounds bad... but still.

[DILLIGAF333]

I lol'd here. Like, alot.

[GuruMN]

I don't think I'll ever go to LA. Then again I said the same thing about going to California in general, but I'm going to San Francisco at the end of this month. I'll finally get an inside perspective of a small part of California.

[OhCurt]

HA! Too funny. Yeah, CA is flawed - BIG TIME! (have you seen our budget lately? LULZ)

But you'll enjoy San Francisco (don't call it "Sanfran" otherwise the natives will freak). And since my plans changed, I'll be going too. So I'll see ya there!

:-)

[YTsHaDoWkNiGhT]

Shouldn't be driving that hummer!! Bad boys!

*reaches through monitor to spank you both*

[OhCurt]

OOH BABY!

;-D

[21stCenturyCat]

that disclaimer at the end, I don't believe a word of it... I think you were just trying to put off any potential jihadists! ;)

[OhCurt]

Oh they'll get me with their sock accounts, I'm sure. LOL

[DILLIGAF333]

I do enjoy a big hummer.

[OhCurt]

WERD!

[DILLIGAF333]

So what does two short honks, a long honk, and a middle finger mean? "Welcome to California"?

[KaiToTheN]

loved the street scenes, it all looks so different from where i live :)

[OhCurt]

L.A. county is a festive place. You can drive from one end of a major street to the other and go in and out of good and bad areas several times over.

[ajdpadbury]

I went to LA once, I stayed in that hotel that Arnie used in True Lies, compared to San Fransisco I found it a scary place (but I am a small country boy!)

[OhCurt]

I've never lived in San Francisco, but after visiting a number of times now, I have to say it is just nicer overall.

[andymooseman]

I hope you got home safely.

I'm declaring Jihad on this video, or was it 'get out of my way'? I can't remember now!

*honk* :)

[OhCurt]

It's okay, the cops' "now hiring" sign protected us.

;-P

[thebigfatlamp]

lol.  that was cute. :D

[OhCurt]

Hey Nic!

Good job on the birthday collab for Chazwick.

[3CoolKats]

OK, there's simply tooooo many "That's what he/she said moments here to cover in 500 characters so I won't even try, LOL.

[OhCurt]

The ultimate compliment - THANKS!

:-D

[OhCurt]

So does Randy Newman.

[hallbe]

I hate LA!

[OhCurt]

So does Catherine Zeta-Jones.

[hallbe]

And I now respect her....

[OhCurt]

FINALLY, a reason to! LOL

[ChristopherMast]

There's a joke in there somewhere about going to an agency for a hummer... I'm sure of it!....

[OhCurt]

Not all hummers are bad for the environment either.

[fancyrants]

there's plenty of room for HOT GAY SEX back there!

[OhCurt]

Leave it to the straight guy to finally think of this.

*slaps forehead!*

[DeniseVlogs]

I live in LA ... but I don't really care if you say anything bad because home is where the heart is = NY :) hehe

[OhCurt]

Wow, from NY to LA? I hear that can be a frustrating adjustment.

[DeniseVlogs]

It was... and a year and a half later it still is!

[OhCurt]

Sounds about right, actually.

I've no clue how NY rates in this regard, but people are generally harder to get to know here. So odd.

[TUBEGRANNY]

Whatcha dorin riding around with my babys daddy.... Has Doug gotta a phone number?

[OhCurt]

He's free of da crabs and tryin' ta stay dat way - so back up, Henrietta!

8-P

Now come on over here and let me grope you inappropriately!!!

[TUBEGRANNY]

I'll go very easy on him to begin with....

[TUBEGRANNY]

I'm butt naked on XTUBE LIVE -- 20% off at the door.....

[HaleyMary]

A honk jihad? That's a new one. lol. :)

[OhCurt]

I just made it up today so it must be true.

8-)

[tommy30507]

HUMMER GIGANTICO!!!!!!

[OhCurt]

OOOH, that's a good sequel title.

Thanks, Ronnie!

[tommy30507]

Use it with MY BLESSING!!!!!!

[MaryJaneSlingBacks]

Hey is that a Hummer you are ridin' in? ha ha good to see you.

[OhCurt]

It's good to still be alive after this harrowing car ride!!

[disposablebook4]

Cool!

[OhCurt]

:-)

[scottfaithfull]

don't be dissin' nor hatin'. lol. i loved this. :)

[OhCurt]

Los Angeles is a hot mess!