Alien vs Predator PIZZA

[thedominater323]

@ MrAngzilla

as long as they dont kill each other XD

[lilmoe292]

Predator: what know bitch :)

[smartkid3000]

I would let the alien have that pizza

[Asiansrock835]

Alien falls. Alien: fuck!my ass! Predator:haha you loser!

[DrJonathanMM]

Why can't they ever get along?

[MrAngzilla]

alien and predator are roomates XD

[drybowserman9091]

Alien: I'M NOT THE ONE WEARING THE MASK!

Predator * Let's go of box* Oh yeah...

[hullfcaregreat]

and now the fight continues XD

[sason148]

i love predators slaugh XD

[RATHORAGE]

evil predator laugh from predator 1 ftw

[crocgator44]

So this is how the war started.

[Rasmus0909]

@crocgator44 What war? Have you even seen the movies p:?

[josepasillas530]

Predator: "Let go !!! "

Alien: " NO im still hungry"

Predator: " You ate my cake asshole"

Alien: "You flushed the toilet when I was in the shower"

Predator: "You cheated at rock paper scissors"

Alien: "You cheated on poker and threw my little brother to the wall"

Predator: *Lets go and Alien falls* " There you can have it."

Alien: " What, you dont want it anymore ? "

Predator: " Naah, I got my own pizza box in the microwave ."

[Masternecron247]

Predator: That was for eating.... MY BIRTHDAY CAKE!!!

[OtherSideOfLove]

ALIEN: *falls back PREDATOR: Oh shit! hahaha

[pagliaccinodlemantra]

Fighting for a Pizza......better than the 2 movies ;D

[pollotierrez]

thats how the war started

[generalcircle]

GET TO THE CHOPPPAAAAHHH!!!!!

[OperationKayKay]

>_>... that was Predator's slice

[Nightshadowpredator]

Predator let's go on purpose and sends alien flying backwards.predator:that will teach you alien for trying to steal my slice.alien:owww. predator:wahahaha

[alienhowitzer54]

alien and predator look at pizza alien: it's mine predator:no way dude! alien: you ate half the box predator:so? alien:so... it's mine officially predator:let go of the slice! alien:NO YOU! predator:never! alien falls alien:ow! predator:you wasted a perfect slice of pizza (brings out his spear and kills alien) two hours l8r 4 aliens knock on the door predator:yeah what? alien 1:did a alien named joe live here? predator:yeah why? alien 1: GET HIM!! alien 2,3,4 kill the predator then eat him

[OleChristian98]

Why do they even live together?

[rencrow]

@OleChristian98 fuck buddies

[AthyNa100]

Then they went to a club and sat at the bar then the predalien sat between them they stair at him for 2 minutes

predator: hey alien dose he look familiar

alien: Nope

bartender puts a whole box of pizza in front of them now the predalien alien and predator are fighting over the pizza!!!!

[godzilla2472]

@AthyNa100 the predalien would beat them both XD

[AthyNa100]

@godzilla2472 Then a marine came in and started fighting with the predilian for the pizza and the marines buddies came in and thought he was being attacked so they threw a garnade and ran. THE END

[OushGisher]

Lol I wish they did this for Freddy VS Jason

[DaM4gg0X2]

einfach nur geil



[Miyuki200812]

the alien is really pissed now!

[TheRob177]

Thats some pretty strong cardboard

[kosherdillspear]

Alien failed miserably!

[callahaine100]

i love predator's face at the end. he is like "What the fuck have you done!"!

[takeoverprojekt]

I love these..... :)

[0darkG]

HEY! THERE'S 8 PIECES! 4 EACH BE FAIR!!

[TheFryingpanofdoom]

lol the predator was like.. what the fuck nigga

[DarkSignal59]

so this is how the whole conflict started.i would do the same if anybody touched my pizza...NOBODY touches my pizza ^^

[CasimusxPrime]

This is what got the movie started.

[noobpwnerking]

P: I want it A: You ate more P You ate my f***ing cake A: I couldent f***ing help it i love cake P: Ok have it basterd (lets go) A: Im gonna f***ing kill you P: F*ck off im gonna eat the rest of the cake A: (follows P into kitchen throws in fridge closes door) P: you f***ing bastard A: It was the guy in the garden being a f***ing idiot P: (Goes outside) A: (Locks door)

[CrazyEgm]

~Both stare and put their hands on the pizza box, epic stare down~

Alien: It´s mine!!! D8< ~Pull~

Predator: Now way, MINE!!! )8< ~Pulls Back~

Alien: You ate more than ME!!! ~Pulls it~

Predator: I Dont give a shit!! ~Pulls Again~

Alien: LET GO DAMN IT!!! Dx< ~Pulls even harder~

Predator: Okay <w<.. ~Lets go and the Alien falls~

Alien: ~Gets up~ YOUR DEAD!!!! D8<!!!!!!!

Predator: ~Shrugs~ What, you told me to let go xD....

LOL!! XD

[kutkuknight]

LOL predator laughts like santa o´.O

[superachumi]

LOL XD

[guything8]

ALIEN RULES PREDATOR SUCKS BEEP

[breyerhorseluver4eva]

@guything8 YEA ! ! ! ! I <3 ALIENS THEY ROCK PREDITERS SUCK ! ! ! ! WHOOHOO

[davidlucasfer]

jajajaja amazing

[huntercd]

pizza is alien food! thus evil!!!

[TheTwitch1000]

i like pie

[gawainsbelt]

Have you ever tried to order pizza with an alien? F-ing ann-oying! Can't get green peppers cause they don't like 'em, can't get ham either because it's against their religion, and they always insist on anchovies. Sometimes it's just easier to put something in the microwave and be done with it.

[AlienMagi]

@gawainsbelt I doubt aliens are retarded enough to have a religion

[realsoundtracks]

@AlienMagi or not to have?

[AlienMagi]

@realsoundtracks Nope, you can't be not retarded having a religion

[RaynorFirebat]

alien always drools!

gross

[pivotnaza]

pizza, pizza, pizaa.... it always causes troubles at the end

[sealionsarecool13]

the war for pizza........ wow. thats how to start a war dudes!!!!!!!! i got to do that for pizza.:)

[kevinlee41300]

lol when he is like WHAT THE HELL?

[CasimusxPrime]

So thats where the battle started.

[linkinparkkiller]

where the hell did u get those costumes

[sealionsarecool13]

@linkinparkkiller huh wal-mart lol:)

[KingdomHeartsVids18]

And that's how the war started..

[kamilo123ism]

hahahaha ale jajca

[Xyngular]

I'd give up a slice of pizza to be a Celtic Predator.

[Biobliter]

I rather eat the box rather than the pizza =/

[jagarcia0705]

Predator: Who gets the last slice?

Alien: I believe I get the last slice.

Predator: What?

Alien: Who was the one that got the enemy flag while playing Halo 3?

Predator: If I hadn't covered you with the sniper rifle you wouldn't got the flag in the first place. So I get the last slice.

Alien: I was the one who waited 3 hours in line to buy the game.

Predator: I was the one that gave you the money in the first place, so I get the last slice you bitch.

[DuncanW08]

@jagarcia0705 Alien: I bought the XBox 360. Predator: Well Elder gave me the money and I payed for the multi-player. Alien: I infected Elder with a facehugger. Predator: WHAT?!! *Predator gets Killrage* Alien: OH SHIT!!!! Alien: Grid! You got to help me! Grid: Why? Alien: The predator got killrage disease! Grid: Run like hell!! *Both run*

[jagarcia0705]

@DuncanW08 Predator: Move over Puke Face is my turn to use the X-Box 360.

Alien: Excuse me?

Predator: I've been waiting to play Reach for hours, beside I added 3 more noobs to my friends list.

Alien: **** you ass breath, I'm still playing Modern Warfare 2. I just got an UAV & now I can pwn some bitches.

Predator: The reason you "pwn" anything is because use an UAV all the time, there is no skill involved. Your even worse than your mother.

Alien: That's it its on now!!

[DuncanW08]

@jagarcia0705 *Later* Alien: Where is the X-Box 360? Predator: Since you were hogging it I sold it on ebay.

Alien: WHAT??!!! Predator: Atleast we get $600 now. Alien: You priced it for $600? No one will ever buy it.

*Shipping man arrives* Shipping Man: Someone bought your 360. Predator: Yes! Alien: Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooooooooo!

* shipping man comes* Shipping man : Somebody bought your Modern Warfare 2 Game.

Alien: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

[jagarcia0705]

@DuncanW08 Alien: I can't believe you sold my X-Box 360 & my copy of Modern Warfare 2. How are we going to play Halo muliplayer now?

Predator: Don't worry Puke Face we still have my PS3, with Playstation Network & a copy of Resistance 2.

Alien: Its not the same.

Predator: Look on the bright side at least I didn't compare you to Chief of Arby "N" The Chief.

Alien: That is low even for you.

[DuncanW08]

@jagarcia0705 *A few hours later* Alien: Where is the tv? Predator: I sold it and bought a wide screen one. Alien: Wide... Screen?? Predator: Yep, Wide Screen. Alien: Yay! Predator: And I sold Halo. Alien: Awww. Predator: But I bought a camera and a tripod! Alien: Hmmmm. Predator: The tv has hd and hq!

[jagarcia0705]

@DuncanW08 Alien: (playing Alien VS Predator for the PS3)

Predator: What are you doing now Puke Face?

Alien: Just playing Alien VS Predator. I'm playing the muliplayer part, as a marine for once. But some ass keeps taking the smart gun, before I can get to it.

Predator: I don't play the multiplayer, because there aren't enough matchs & you can't customize marines.

Alien: It would be cool if players can do that. It would be uber cool if a marine looked like Arnold Schwarzenegger.

[DuncanW08]

@jagarcia0705 Predator: I would like to make marine with a sign on him that said Kill me, or I'm with stupid.

Alien: Yeah, that would be cool.

Predator: Let's order a 14-piece pizza.

[jagarcia0705]

@DuncanW08 Alien: Remember that time we went to Skeletor's house, put some dog doodie in a paper bag, set it at the front door & lite it on fire?

Predator: Yep. Kind of like that time when we toilet papered Cobra Commanders' house.

Alien: By the way do you think that Cloud from Final Fantasy VII is Emo?

Predator: Everyone knows that Cloud is emo. You know it, I know it & even our next door neighbors Freddy Kruger & Ghostface from Scream knows it.

[DuncanW08]

@jagarcia0705 Alien: Just asking.

Predator: Hey, Let's watch tv

Alien: Ok..... EH! OH no I pressed 001!

Predator: Oh no. The forbidden channel of on demand!

Alien: Let's watch Billy the exterminator.

[jagarcia0705]

@DuncanW08 Predator & Alien are play survival co-op mode on Alien VS Predator on the PS3, when they hear a knock on the door.

Predator goes to the front door, opens it & finds Ghost Face standing there.

Predator: What are you doing here?

Ghost Face: Me & Freddy are throwing a party & were wondering if you & Alien could come? We already invited Pinehead, Jason, Leather Face, Micheal Myers, Chucky & even Leprechaun.

Predator: Sure why not it not we have anything better to do.

[DuncanW08]

@jagarcia0705 Alien: Got any heads I could bite?

Ghostface: Sure we got plenty.

Alien: Yay!

[jagarcia0705]

@DuncanW08 Alien & Predator at the party, having a good time of course.

Predator: Hey Freddy, that DJ over there, isn't he Gort from the original The Day the Earth Stood Still?

Freddy: Yes it is him. After the original movie was released, he was typed cast & couldn't find any work. He had various jobs over the years, now he works as a DJ.

Pinhead is at the top of the stairs & says "MOSHPIT", but everybody moves out of the way at the last second.

Alien: Dumbass!

[StreetAussieVids]

How does the Predator eat pizza with a mask on?

[CSAdnub1117]

@StreetAussieVids I don't know lol. Maybe it takes it off and puts it back on again

[RDdaNINJA]

Man, where did these come from? This is hilarious.

[crazyrunner1000]

lmao lol halurios

[FreddyK345]

Predator and Alien: (Look at the slice of pizza and then each other)

(Both grab the box)

Predator: Its mine !

Alien: No, its mine !

Predator: Okay then, you can have it ! (Lets go and sends Alien flying back)

Alien: Ow... I hate you...

Predator: (Laughs)

[alexneely312]

can i have the alien? plz plz o plzzzz

[ginge667]

like it is in our house, okay, so maybe i'm not that leathery looking yet

[SilverConcerto]

This is how the battle all started.

[guyver11000]

@SilverConcerto no this is how the battle ended it started when the alein ate the predators cake

[KamilegosTeam]

O.o wtf was tht lol

[Hoffnung02]

i don't think the predator would want that last slice of pizza anyway, alien drooled all over it. lol

[TheSandRobotos]

Remembering me of short comics "Alien loves Predator"

[Kantera125]

Alien: " MINE!!! "

Predator: " MINE!! "

Alien: " MINE!!! "

Predator: "Damn it!! You wetted it with your slobber!!! OK, It´s yours!.

Alien: " Ahhhhhhh PLOP"

[TheJLR9000]

Alien, Predator: lalalala, huh? Oh no. The last pizza!

Predator: Its mine okay? Thank you! :)

Alien: Who said? Its mine get your big green hands off it!

Predator: excuse me, but i dont think u deserve this pizza, you allready have two mouths!!

Alien:Mine!

Predator:MINE!!!

Alien: *Drops the pizza on the dirty floor*

Predator:Great, Now look what u did!!! You shall die for this!!!!

Alien: 0h s&$@!!!!!

[staydum93]

i love these clips xDDDDD

[Kantera125]

Puffff!!!! LOL LOL XD!!! OMG!! I can´t stop laughing!!! xD Another??? please!!!

Poor Alien!! hihihihi I want to see them fighthing for go into the bathroom xP

[dafrog491]

lol this vids amazing

[MrGamerzmaster]

predator my pizza alien i paid u ass

predator fine alien falls fu

[SUPERBAD119]

XD lol predator's first encounter with humor lol.

[mastermalpass]

If the alien was me, I'd of snatched it with my tongue jaw thing... Inner jaw, whatever they call it. =P

[JimboT2009]

*alien falls"

predator: DUDE WHAT THE HELL



[XfullmetalRocker]

and thus the great battle begins, and then after killing everyone on earth, they went to pizza hut.

[rabbitluvscena]

he didnt mean to let go it just happened thats why he was lookin at the alien like that when he fell

[captainmattthompson]

(Both look at pizza)

Alien and Pred: SHOTGUN!!!

(both try to grab the box)

Alien: My pizza!

Pred: MINE!!

Alien: My pizza!!!

(BANG!)

Pred: Thats my lazer!!!

[101cgk]

alien: my pizza!!

predator: *gun comes out of shoulder* MY GUN!!!! BOOM!

[extremepainfull92]

estso weyes como se aman jajajajaja :D

[Thetwilightfreak119]

Let's go

Predator: WTF!!!!!!!

[MsCarl009]

lol

[computermonster1]

That happend to me once.

[TheEvilJellyfish666]

ahaha pwn'dd!!

[linkrulessonicsux]

thats how the battle began... wow, i wonder how the humans got involved... did one run in the room afterwords and stole the pizza from the alien while the predator was laughing? ...

[linkrulessonicsux]

thats how the battle began...

[cameranzo1]

Predator:Soooooo...that slice of pizza looks nice.

Alien:Yeaaahhhhh...tempting.

[Both stare at each other]

Alien and Predator:MMMMMIIIIIIIINNNNNNNE­EEEEEE

[Both grab pizza box]

Alien:MINE!

Predator:MINE!

Alien:MINE!]

Predator:Look a flying cow!

Alien:Where...AAAAHHHHH

[CoolieoNinja]

and thus started a family feud and thats how it all happend people the lesson in this is one i personaly have learned if an alien species capabule of massive reprouduction wants the last pizza GIVE IT THE DAMN PIZZA !

[dafrog491]

lol how the hell do they make this

[wr4th1800]

the predator is like fine you can have it and lets go and the aliens like grrr

[Mongoongen]

XD Haha, cute x ) I'm weird, I know

[DethklokMinion]

They even put Billy's laugh in there! FUCKING AWESOME~!!!! : D

[randomjomari]

@DethklokMinion that's not Billy's laugh it's the laugh of the Predator in the 1987 movie.

[siliconsara]

@randomjomari Umm, it's the Predator mimicking Billy's obnoxious laughter.

[OoopMAXqooO]

*alien flys off couch* predator says "LOLWUT"

[TheChaosUndivided]

Lol he let go and sent teh Alien flying.

[sgtsekhmeth]

XD This big! X''D

[CrypticAztec]

LoL

[RMSTitanic87]

Predator is far better!

[88976hi]

the part where he laughs is priceless!! XD

[warman1122888]

So this is why predators hunt aliens...

[MsKevin400]

to steal theyr cakes haha!

[Evilmzz]

yea theyre like "you took the last slice of pizza jerk!"

[LOGAN8TOR]

lol

[DjChappelle2009]

the funniest part is when they both look down at the pizza slice, and then up at each other. LOL

[Dilsterboy]

LOL predator laughing at alien because he fell?? LOL