Whitest Kids U'Know Miss March Auditions - Sam

[Jakey1312]

Sam got exactly what he wished for at the end

[Omgheytux]

@Jakey1312 exactly..



[leaderliter]

Sam seems funnier than they allow him to be on the show.

[BobsledTM]

THIS IS BULLSHIT

[kingrtec]

0:34 , 3:25 , nobody says "this is bullshit" like sam.

[member1337ful]

I hope no one goes to see your BULLSHIT MOVIE!!

Your wish came true sam, your wish came true

[thealmostjew]

am I insane or does sam look like gerry butler here?

[TylerMooreFilms]

And then nobody went to go see their fucking bull shit movie.

[SIurm]

THE SNOWFLAKE BUTTONS GONE!!!!!!

[RubixProduction]

@JessyFeldm just shut the fuck up you are not funny

[FeedMrAwesome]

2:38 (right side)

That black guy with the glasses was in the movie Battle of Los Angeles. He was even wearing those same glasses!

[YiannaGER]

SNOWFLAKE BUTTON THUMPS UP :D

[xXHawkCheerXx]

3:01 Thank you Zach, see all religious people aren't like Sam. Thanks Sam XD

[varsha1010]

Sam got his wish in the end, eh?

[shane809887]

I wish i could scream "I am a white man!" sometimes because my friends don't believe i'm white even though i am. They think i'm latino or mexican and they won't believe that i am white.

[stickywaffles024]

Well no one went to see their movie, Sam got what he wanted.

[SchenkerFan66]

Horsedick.mpeg



[HackinGamingMontages]

This is BULLSHIT

[Frallon]

LMFAO! ...But I smoke.

[GearsOfRevan]

well... sam got his wish.

[Metallycah23]

He's fucking foaming at the mouth! lol

[ImSquizzy]

after seeing the movie I kind of share the same sentiment as sam

[animelover325]

Trevor has nice hair and Sam has really pretty eyes(:

[laserbeamlightning]

3:08 Sam drools

[WtfSnowball]

I'm a CHRISTIAN YOU SHIT!

[IsolatedFreethinker]

I GOTTA GO OUT THE WINDOW NOW!

Yeah, you have to go out the window.

[jacobwii]

Good movie

[AllYouNeedIsNerd]

Making excuses for not having the guys in there, are ya?

[Kakirachan]

I'M A CHRISTIAN, YOU SHIT

[CalicoGuineaPigs]

this is why sam should have been in the movie

[mrcrowjo]

Sam is easily my favorite member of WKUK

[onemanarmy675]

@Supaboy000 I did it with dislike, hope that's okay with you. :)

[GIFT1FROM1THE1GODZ]

@Supaboy000 hold alt and suck my dick

[Supaboy000]

@GIFT1FROM1THE1GODZ Why would you say something, something so...vulgar?

[GIFT1FROM1THE1GODZ]

@Supaboy000 Because your comment is retarded, so hence forth, suck my dick nancy boy!

[Supaboy000]

@GIFT1FROM1THE1GODZ Please sir stop being so vulgar.

[Sassafras1991]

"But that's the part I'M auditioning for!"

"Well, no it's not."

"This is bullshit!"

I lul'd so hard.

[MJF941]

hefner doesant smoke... well i smoke

[CallHimDiddy]

ironically no one saw that bullshit movie....well i did and i liked it

[syriaismahbidniss]

Did anyone else notice that he had some spit fall out of his mouth while screaming?

[suicidesilenced]

WELL FUCK THIS SHIT AND FUCK YOU GUYS, YOU GUYS ARE FUCKING ASSHOLES I GOTTA GO OUT THE WINDOW NOW..I HOPE NOBODY WATCHES UR BULLSHIT MOVIE

[Sutchman]

Sam got his wish.

[CakiePieSquared]

Sam shouts so much he spits at 3:09 lol

[CakiePieSquared]

I love how they put Timmy's and Darren's auditions on the DVD, but leave Sam's out xD

[Poonannerpuss]

I'm a Christian, you shit!

[CakiePieSquared]

"Yeah, the thing about that is... Sam's crazy." x)

[Mrreeeeeemix]

LMFAO! 2:35

[Winterwalusss]

@Mrreeeeeemix GAYYYYY

[Rocky951412]

I watch this video like 7 times a day XD

[imsquishysowhat69]

he really is a good actor

[mrm16ninja]

that motherfucker better be black, I DONT WANT TO BE A BLACK GUY, I A WHITE MALE!!!

[TetraVaalBioSecurity]

This was better than the actual movie.

[SIurm]

"im hugh herner i invented pornograph- YOU GUYS MAKE ME SO FUCKING NERVOUS!"

[blackserenade24]

i'd hire sam

[Lightpoof203]

FUCK THIS SHIT AND FUCK YOU GUYS.................. YOU GUYS ARE FUCKING ASSHOLES I GOT TO GO OUT THE WINDOW NOW!!! i cant stop laughing :D

[ConneryNixon]

That mother fucker better be black...

I am a white man!

God dammit...

[bob1you0]

@ConneryNixon i fucking shit

[TheSpazzymoonpie]

@ConneryNixon "Quotes"

"Quotes"

I have ears.. dammit..

[DeadNorwegianBlue]

Why didn't he get the part? HE NAILED IT! THEY HAD LITERALLY EVERYTHING TO GAIN!

[d4n13lr0x]

OMG, Trevor looks like this girl from something.... But I don't remember who it was..

[Xanofar]

@ 3:09 a trail of saliva rolls out of his mouth when he shouts "EVERYTHING!"

[Panttts]

LMAO!

"That motherfucker better be black"

"I AM A WHITE MAN"

"God dammit"

[BlindBusDrivr]

Thumbs up if your are a WHITE, CHRISTIAN, MAN

[4megatiger]

that mothafucker better be black LOL

[CleanseTheSoul]

YOU GUYS MAKE ME SO FUCKING NERVOUS!

[SlayedKing]

im going to watch the movie just to piss sam off some more

[GearsOfHades]

YOU GUYS MAKE ME SO FUCK'N NERVOUS!

[F05H33]

Obama plan.. no white man playing the black man's roll

[scary00001]

"That mother fucker better be black..."

'I AM A WHITE MAN' - sam

"God dammit...."

Lmao!!!

[HKTeeVee]

I love the portrayal of Sam as like this ignorant Christian racist lol he's so great. I love when he yells.

"I just want us to meet one time without my having to have you thrown out of a building!"

[KtownXfighting]

I'M A CHRISTIAN, YOU SHIT!

[nvrsurrender]

sam knew the future. no one went to the movie at all.

[QueenAnime99]

Sam is hilarious. XD

[CajCoo]

"I HOPE NO ONE GOES TO SEE YOUR FUCKING BULLSHIT MOVIE!" well, he got his wish!

[Beatle4sale]

HAHA well he kinda got his wish i was one of like twelve people that saw that movie. Not that bad either

[7raib]

"That motherfucker better be black" I AM WHITE MALE! "Godammit" -facepalm

[TheNathvar]

That was the funniest thing I saw all day XD !!!!

[rocker4ever11]

"I'M A CHRISTIAN YOU SHIT!!!" XD

[GOCapitals01]

"that motha fucka better be black"...I AM A WHITE MAN..."god damn"

[sticks1990]

The funniest part was 2:30 -2:42 hands down so awesome. the guy talks to the room exactly the way I do! lol

[ownagebutter]

he actually had me out-debated when he said WHATS TO GAIN?

[SpiritWanderer91]

it took me 2 minutes to realize the connection between horsedick and black guy xD

[23CandyCain]

i bet the twenty dislikes were from black guys

[powergamer113]

@ 02:42 the caption thing says "not pacman" xD

[powergamer113]

"what is your religion?" "IM A CHRISTIAN YOU SH*T!"

[1201yomama]

"I hope no one goes to see your fucking, bullshit movie!".....wow sam can predict the future

[MykoolHD]

That mother fucker better be black...

I'M A WHITE MAN!!

God dammit...

[Rorshein]

Sam should have played Hugh Hefner

[kenny61345]

binja the rasest story telling spirit!!!!!!!

[TheWhitestKidUKnow87]

What's your religion?

I'm a Christian, you shit!....hahaha

[TheRevPLAGUE737]

I just want us to meet one time without me having to have you thrown out of a building!

[diperrimax]

:D <3 sam

[alexcubs25]

Sam should have his own movie

[Kapo465]

Out the window now.... This is BULLSHIT!

[dlass7710]

i cant stop laughing

[blueskies123363]

lmao, i hope he doesn't do that in real life

[maperjack]

im not sure if this is racist or if he just being nice and not wanting to take a black guys roll

[Eritsasaku]

@maperjack It's whitest kids you know... what do you think :P

[19B0N095]

is this true? this really happened?? i thought they were friends?

[HackedFlashGamez]

@19B0N095 No it was just for fun lol...

[kingcamilo]

hahah too bad sam was right but the movie made me laugh my balls off soo bad u people gotta watch it

[distortedviolet]

*jumps and stomps* You guys make me so fucking nervous!!!

[suicidesilenced]

YOU GUYS ARE FUCKIN ASSWHOLES I GOTTA GO OUT THE WINDOW KNOW

[dirmaster0]

I couldnt think of this shit for fucking months, I LOVE THIS BULLSHIT!

[isud2000]

I AM A CHRISTIAN YOU SHIT!

[keith29241]

sam got his wish...

[bigdaddyaen]

I have a feeling Sam saw this video 20 times.

[ImReadyD151]

this character is black... i do not want to play a black guy.. I DO NOT WANT TO PLAY A FUCKING BLACK GUY

[whjq]

@ImReadyD151 Fucking racist piece of shit. I can't even watch the video now because you just fucking disgusted me so much.

[ImReadyD151]

@whjq I AM A WHITE MAN, NOT A BLACK MAN, A WHITE MAN!!!!!

[moddedarts]

r these vids fake

[supercrazy1245]

@moddedarts

What?! No they're not!! They're totally real! I was there man!

[yesiamawizardjonny]

@moddedarts yeah ahha

[GreyMatter00Duh]

This little bit is supposed to emphasize that no one in the group is a huge fan of Sam.

[BillLeonJr]

Sam could've been a better Hugh Hefner than Hugh Hefner in Miss March.

[halogodess]

that mutha fucka better be black had me on the floor

[TOMlovesyankees]

3:28 i guess sam had his wish come true

[jewbalo1234]

1:39 your doing just great in this audition

1:55 just acing this

XDXDXD

[thehayden1993]

This is fucking hilarious

[supermagnumforce]

This is bullshit!

[RichiesGranpa]

3:28 This is what happened to this movie. Sam.

[ConsumerHD]

"i got to go out the fucking window now!!!"

[schink24]

2:35, gotta love that the 2 'lesbians' are in the waiting line

[jewbalo1234]

i would know in my heart that it would be a fucking black guy

that motherfucker better be black

i am a white man

godd damnit

[drafman1]

@jewbalo1234 dude its my heart of hearts get it right

[emowithnoristcutting]

20 people have nothing to gain.

[flamingeskimopatroll]

Did you guys know their making a WKUK movie? Trevor tweeted it :)

[crazypants88]

I think the actual movie would have a lot funnier with Sam as Hugh Hefner

[MrPedoBare]

Sam..get the FUCK out of here LOLOLOL XD

[flyboy4692]

I'M A CHRISTIAN YOU SHIT...

[futebalmakedonia]

sam always puts a smile on the face after a depressing day

[nazaaa11]

God! I'll never get tired of watching this XD

[RedDeadAintDead]

haha sams my favorite

[Lovelyladybuglysie]

"God dammit..."

<3

[SnareSmasher]

i havent laughed so hard ever.

I DONT WANT TO PLAY A FUCKING BLACK GUY!

fucking lol

[Supaboy000]

"This is bullshit!"

[MrSuperman216]

Look carefully at 3:07-3:10. U can see some spit falling from Sam's mouth when he yells "EVERYTHING!"

[jmdarth]

BUT U WROTE IT AS A BLACK GUY!

[diperrimax]

aha i love how the black guy is like "that mother fucker bettter be black" lol

[XxUlTiMaTuMxX1]

he just aced it

[StreetRocaFella]

in my opinion Sam nailed it.

[iAmGOD009]

@StreetRocaFella he did indeed nail it, but that's why he couldn't play horsedick.mpeg.

[Spencerspaz]

its was a very good movie... horsedick.mpeg

[enrique7147851]

sams a bad actor...

[HKTeeVee]

hahaha this gets funnier every time

[tastytoast666]

goddamn these guys are hilarious

[HKTeeVee]

the "that motherfucker better be black" line doesn't make a lot of sense, it would have been better if he'd said "that motherfucker better not be white" because then it could be more broadly interpreted and would also be more dead-on wrong haha.

[joshdrock]

@HKTeeVee nobody gives a fuck you stupid whore. i swear to god if i ever see you in real life ill fuckin rape you.

[HKTeeVee]

@joshdrock wow you are clearly really upset about a youtube comment. That is very sad.

In any case, in any attempted rape scenario I would simply apply my boy scout training and cut off your nutsack, stuff it down your throat, slit you open as if to gut you, and then me and my sisters would run a train on you with giant spiked dildos while you slowly die of blood loss. then we'd grind you up into pie and feed you to your mother, sending her the tape a week or so later.

have a nice day! =)

[joshdrock]

@HKTeeVee hahah, boy scouts..

[thebigplop]

@HKTeeVee i highly doubt u would do any of that

[HKTeeVee]

@thebigplop try me motherfucker

[thebigplop]

@HKTeeVee yeah sure buddy do that and enjoy prison :)

[HKTeeVee]

@thebigplop I WILL ENJOY PRISON! I'VE HEARD GREAT THINGS!

[QueenAnime99]

@HKTeeVee No, it does make sense. What Sam is saying sounds "less racist" coming from a black guy (i.e. a possible misunderstanding) "That motherfucker better not be white" says that it's okay for anyone, except a white man, to say something racist. (i.e. Prejudice towards white people) While that would be funny, too, because of the hypocrisy, that wasn't the point of the joke. Get it?

[HKTeeVee]

@QueenAnime99 oh yea I could see that... didn't think of it that way, good point. Like if he was a black guy and he's mad cuz the role was too stereotypical or something, that'd be different, but otherwise it's racist, I get it now... haha yea that's good comedy that gets you thinkin' like that, deep shit.

[QueenAnime99]

@HKTeeVee Heh. :D

[DragonSpeedful]

ya know, i know that the movie is supposed to be shitty and all, but i still really want to see it.

[HKTeeVee]

@DragonSpeedful yea most people hated it but I saw it before I saw WKUK and I fucking loved it

[Sunburnx17]

sam is such a good actor he should have been in the movie

[cifeso]

That mother fucker better be black...

Fucking amazing.

Sam is favourite character.

[jetstream550]

Looks outside the door.

Sees three black people.

FUCK YOU GUYS, NOW I HAVE TO GO THROUGH THE WINDOW

[XxUlTiMaTuMxX1]

There is literally nothing to gain lol

[ZyxthePest]

"That motha fucker better be black"

[TheWhiteNinjaman]

@ZyxthePest I am a white man, not a black man, a white man

[MegaFilthyMcnasty]

horsedick.mpeg

[JamieBugajski]

i love his yelling

[wed3k]

pizza bagels is not for breakfast!