Yuka's Theme - Gensokyo, Past and Present ~ Flower Land

[Fahdk2]

I used to make poems about the colors of the flowers, until I took a wriggle kick in the face

[PhantomKirbz]

薔薇は赤い。

(Roses are Red / bara wa akai)

スミレは青い。

(Violets are Blue / sumire wa aoi)

あなたは死んでる。

(You're dead / anata wa shinderu)

おかげで 太陽花の妖怪

(Thanks to the Sunflower Youkai / okage de taiyou-hana no yokai)

[tankOdrum2]

Yuuka....the only one who can actually win with flowers alone. Gensokyo should learn from her.

[JinGitaxias]

Yuka thinks your poems are bad.

So bad that her TEMPERAMENT EVEN DROP!

I'm so sorry... I truly am.

[Riisiassasin]

I used to pick sunflowers but then I took Dual Spark in the face.

[animekirby100]

Oh shut up with the poems and just find some new way to praise Yuuka-san's epicness.

[Zakdawer]

@animekirby100

Roses are red

Violet is Blue

This is better...

than skyrim jokes

[Bobownzall1]

@Zakdawer

I used to tell Skyrim jokes, until I took a knife to the knee...

and then the Touhou jokes began.

[KeksdosemitKaffee]

Yuuka, come back to us!

[MrFonduemaster1]

Sunflowers are yellow

Suranzan is purple

This is overused

At this rate this will become a meme

I can fail at things too

Reimu: I cannot be deprived of my balls!

[LeekGallade85]

Yuuka with long hair and PJs....

Yuuka With long hair and pants...

But I like the Yuuka now.

[Jgm7745]

Roses are red

Violets are red

Bushes are red...

Trees are... red?

HOLY SHIT MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE

[LeekGallade85]

This is one of my favorite themes.

[ElPINGAS9000]

Roses are...eh...

Violets ar.......

...I see her alot in hentai...

And for that, I will die.

[Bablet16]

Maybe we ought to

Make haikus instead and have

More varied poems

[Hurrrrgah]

Roses are red.

Violets are blue.

Boobs.

[hivslilbabe]

Roses are red

Violets are blue

Yuka killed me

I can't rhyme.

[boy50]

You see Yuuka smiling at you. Just don't focking do anything to the flowers! That's all! You'll get your butt rape for good! Just don't do anything to the flowers!

[shainonn]

*Makes poem about yuka and flowers. Gets thumbs up.*

[Acellutor]

Is it just me, or Flower Land sounds strikingly similar to Plain Asia?

[23tlp]

Roses are Red

Violets are blue

Burn a flower

And Yuka will rape you

[DeadlysinzZ]

Whats so scary about Yuka??

She is just a cute sunflower girl , looking after it carefully and diligently and kindly

Until u just stepped on it...

[KlLLAH573]

Aya: I'm flyin' circles around ya!

*Double Spark*

Yuuka: I am amused by eety-teeny-tiny tengu!

[TheEternalOtaku]

Roses are Red

Violets are Blue

This is Getting old

Yuuka thinks so too

[23tlp]

@TheEternalOtaku

Roses are Red

Violets are Blue

Sorry about that

But this is cool

[TheEternalOtaku]

@23tlp lol

[yoshimario40]

I sometimes wonder what kind of relationship Yuka and Hinawa (Lucas's mom) have.

[alexdz123321]

@yoshimario40

Same thing, cept you can survive picking a flower when it's Hinawa.

[ssbbforever9900]

@yoshimario40 both of them can be found in a sunflower field?

[yoshimario40]

@ssbbforever9900 Not that kind of relationship. lol.

Do you think they would be friends?

[Tsukiyomaru0]

Roses are red

Violets are blue

You picked a sunflower?!

OMAE WA MO SHINDERU!

[Darkipod95]

@Tsukiyomaru0 Lol Fist of the North Star

[MrGOLDsama]

@Tsukiyomaru0

P-E-R-F-E-C-T

[pokpack]

After some investigation and sleeping,i concluded THAT YUUKA IS THA EXTRA BOSS FOR POFV caps for no reason

[dakota1000000]

@pokpack isn't extra the same as regular except you only have 1 life?

[videogamescoverftw]

@pokpack no yuka is just a character it all depends on which character you pick for the order in which they get set up

[crelato]

if my previous comment reaches 300 likes i will dress up as yuuka

[hsbinh1412]

@crelato

Thumbs up

Better keep your promise

[ExzcellionGamma]

@crelato Yes... I thumbed up for that. Keep your promise, eh? =3

[MitoMito0]

@crelato *insert more sarcasm here*

[Xaom88]

Yuka-chan is just like poisonous flower very beautiful to look at but also very deadly



[ExzcellionGamma]

Countering Double Spark is easy...

Use two mirrors.

[Inukazan]

@ExzcellionGamma contrary to popular belief pure energy does not reflect off of reflective surfaces like mirror due to the fact that they are incineracted long before they can reflect anything leaving the one using them defenseless...but you already knew this didn't you?

[ExzcellionGamma]

@Inukazan Yeah. That's JFF, good sir.

[Inukazan]

@ExzcellionGamma I see, In the same case I had to discover this the hard way forgeting about the heat that laser, and energy tends to put out resulting in a master spark into the face. That was a very Unpleasant experience I can only thank Shao that Danmaku is a non-lethal way to settle disputes.

[ExzcellionGamma]

@Inukazan Thank also Reimu, the one who invented the rules of Spell Card/Danmaku battles.

[Inukazan]

@ExzcellionGamma I know. "Thank Shao" Is an Expression I use.

[ExzcellionGamma]

@Inukazan Why so?

[Inukazan]

@ExzcellionGamma Because I can? I need a reason?

[ExzcellionGamma]

@Inukazan Nah... nevermind. ^^

[Cypher0120]

Gilgamesh: Until the end of time, this world will always be my garden. Thus, I can assure you. You shall never find this world tiresome.

Yuuka: Good. Now plant more sunflowers in it.

Gilgamesh: Wait, what?

(My fanfic in a nutshell.)

[msh11201996]

@Cypher0120 I suddenly love you (no homo if you're a guy)

[SauruKakera]

@Cypher0120 Epic Fanfic. I'd want to read the whole thing. XD

[Cypher0120]

@SauruKakera

Haven't updated it in a while though... and it's only in my first chapter. I'm probably going to continue it sometime this month at least.

[SauruKakera]

@Cypher0120 Hold on. You are actually doing a Touhou x FINAL FANTASY Crossover? YES.

[Cypher0120]

@SauruKakera

Actually, not Final Fantasy. I was using a different Gilgamesh from Fate/Stay Night, eheheh.

[SauruKakera]

@Cypher0120 Oh. Well I feel slightly stupid. XD

[ExzcellionGamma]

@Cypher0120 NIIICE. Fate SNxTouhou... great crossover...

[NightxofxDarkrai]

@Cypher0120 lol awesome! XD

[danesp101]

Listening to this with my new Yuuka mouse cursor.Winning!

[animekirby100]

Russia now has another person to fear.

Yuuka: Stay away from my sunflowers or you'll be within your final hours. (XワX)

[Samanthak76543]

That's why I'm afraid of sunflowers now...

[braverocks99]

My Mom almost stepped on a sunflower the other day...I had to scare her by saying there was a snake...Snakes are safer then Yuuka...

[jakebkiller]

*walk past a sunflower, theme plays*

aw fuck....

[TheGapYoukai]

@jakebkiller YOU startled Yuuka!

[jakebkiller]

@TheGapYoukai NOOOO! *dies*

[Pepperpost]

@jakebkiller If you only walked past it, does that mean if you step on it, this theme will play in G Major?

[dewybmt]

@Pepperpost walking past? it's fine. admiring it's beauty? even better. stepping on it? "mam you're son was killed by a laser beam. two actually." "what happened" "he stepped on a sunflower".

[jakebkiller]

@Pepperpost shit, if that started playing in g minor I'd die before she could show up D:

[nokion]

@jakebkiller But iwasn't on it....

Double Spark'D

[RiderAndKallen]

@nokion

Nah, she wouldn't have to use a spellcard, all she would need to do is give you one good whack to break every bone in your body, turn your innards to liquid, and bury you 50 feet in the ground (she does have monstrous physical strength).

[nokion]

@RiderAndKallen {that's a given she is a high class youkai after all}

[mmdftw]

@ExzcellionGamma At least the death was fast! ^^ *Death by Yuuka*

[ExzcellionGamma]

@mmdftw Glad you like it. :3

[vergiliscoming]

The park near my house is full of sunflowers, i visit it every week since it's nice. Last time, i saw an umbrella, under the umbrella, there was a girl, she wore red plaid skirt, she has a beautiful green hair, i looked at her for while. Then she turned her head back, her eyes met my eyes, she smiled, a pleasant, gentle smile, i sweated, the wind started to blow stronger, then she walk toward me, and...

Now that i think about it, sunflowers can't stand the weather of my town.

[ExzcellionGamma]

@vergiliscoming WHERE ARE YOU THEN? lol. :D

[vergiliscoming]

@ExzcellionGamma Vietnam, tropical climax :D

[ExzcellionGamma]

@vergiliscoming I know. But WHERE WERE YOU at "that time"?

[vergiliscoming]

@ExzcellionGamma you mean the park, that's just my imagination :))

[ExzcellionGamma]

@vergiliscoming Hehe... just as I thought. :D

[Yorina1Angel]

i think russia of hetalia and yuka would be great friends

[mmdftw]

@ExzcellionGamma ...Touche...*Master Spark'd*

[ExzcellionGamma]

@mmdftw No... *mmdftw Dual-Spark'd by Yuuka*

[mmdftw]

Lesson learned: Don't f*ck with sunflowers.

[ExzcellionGamma]

@mmdftw And why are you f**king with them in the first place?

I hope Yuuka will give me an up-vote for this... -_-

[OneBelowZero0]

if its eerie you should just listen to Phamtom Esemble and that will cheer you up.

[animekirby100]

for some reason, I imagine dancing to this music, and then someone is attempting to shoot you.

[MyDearRabbit]

The music for this is so eerie.

...I love it.

[leafyxcrowy4eva]

In gardening club today we planted sunflowers. I was shifting through the soil we moved them from when I found a really really small one that was covered in dirt. I rescued it but I don't know if Yuuka would be mad at be for covering it in the first place or saving it D:

[Ritsuioko23]

Isint Yuka insane? If so she just moved up on my favirotes list.

[Labped]

Yuuka  "Break those leaves and I'll break your neck"

[danesp101]

Yuka isn't that much of a sadist.I mean who doesn't like to witness murder or genocide...

[biglippy36]

I've had thumbs up.

But I never had them under a pink umbrella.

[htfkid2000]

@biglippy36 that is a parasol, not an umbrella!

[biglippy36]

@htfkid2000 That's exactly what I mean.

[NinjaJedi]

Yuuka's double spark? TWICE AS EASY AS A MASTER SPARK!

Yuuka is so slow, I could easily outrun any punishment she could give.

In fact just to prove how awesome I am let me pull out this sunflo...

And he was never heard from again.

[amvnutneara]

@NinjaJedi I think I saw the poor sobs fingers when I was *gulp* delivering the organic fertilizer for the sunflowers and ..... I quit after that for I could have been next.... of course getting a job at the SDM was probably just as stupid, at least with yuuka(seen it spelled many diffrent ways I like this way better) I had some nice flowers to look at as well as a beautifully insane woman to look at *dazes off*

[18Annex]

@NinjaJedi That Man... was Prussia.

[chainofazns]

i find it wierd that she wears pants in the pc-98 games but a skirt in the windows games

[vergiliscoming]

@chainofazns They have to change =.='' just like Reimu and Marisa change their clothes from pc-98 to windows games.

[lucarioman69]

I can just imagine her in World War 3, just casually walking out of the trench, with her umbrella facing the enemy side to block the bullets (not that she'd need to). Then, when the bullets stop, she lifts it up, smiles sweetly, and a field of sunflowers spring up, before tearing her treasured guests to shreds...

[GentlemanAeon777]

@lucarioman69 Which...side would she be on?

[CDiKingsAhoy]

Yuka theme'S is nice but she wants to make a point clear here.

From now on, anyone who makes X people did x or x people stepped on flowers or any comments like that will be promptly roasted by yuka's beam and fed to her sunflowers.

here we go.

hehe 7 peop*laser'd*

[yamocho]

youkai moe~

[Vasari12]

*looks at the picture*......oh f*ck,she's smiling!EVERYONE!GET TO AN UNDERGROUND BUNKER!

[GunSaint]

@Vasari12 no nuke bunker is going to save you from Yuka. Just get on your knees, and pray for a quick death, and enjoy the last 3 seconds of your life.

[Vasari12]

@GunSaint *twitches*.......KOMACHI I NEED YOUR HELP! *running arround,flailing my arms in every possible direction* (yeh Komachi is my fav character,thats why i called her)

[GunSaint]

@Vasari12 Komachi ain't gonna save you either. She'll probably watch in amusement and wait to ferry your soul after Yuka mangles your body in countless different ways.

[Vasari12]

@GunSaint ///there's gotta be a way out..........without getting killed......

[BioBen9250]

@Vasari12 Killing yourself first!

[Jyuji]

@GunSaint Unless you got some money to bribe Komachi to help you.

[sbricksful]

Yuuka can beat Marisa's master spark everytime since Yuuka Made master spark!

[kiraina25]

@sbricksful Yeah, but Marisa not only steals techniques but improves on each one. So she's like a super-blue mage, kinda. I mean, look what she did to the non-directional laser she copied from Patchouli...

[lucarioman69]

@sbricksful on top of narufreaka's comment, don't forget the difference in sheer size of Marisa's master spark, double spark and, of course, Final Spark

[lucarioman69]

@happytreefriendssuck as well as wriggle...

[crelato]

Roses are red

Violets are blue

Step on a sunflower..

And Yuuka will get you

[gokk777]

@crelato it seems 7 people stepped on them and are now screwed ;P

[crelato]

@gokk777 you sir win ten free internets

[GentlemanAeon777]

@crelato

Sin is purple

In trees it doth dwell

Insult Shikieiki

And you're going to Hell

[ExzcellionGamma]

@GentlemanAeon777 Haha. If there are persistent ones, I'll laugh at them as they're dragged to Hell...

[SageZane560]

@crelato ...How the fuck do you step on a sunflower?

[KeksdosemitKaffee]

@crelato

Violets are blue

Roses are red

Step on a sunflower...

And you will be dead!

[ArmezhiaTakashi]

@KeksdosemitKaffee

...um...

[YouyoumuTeam]

very nice pic :3 i should have it! Pm me with it please :3

[Senfknoten]

Yuka Kazami

This is the woman Poison Ivy (from Batman) wakes up every morning waiting to be

[TheMarg0r]

@Senfknoten Yeah no kidding, though I was thinking more like Poison Ivy and Kefka (from Final Fantasy) rolled into one person.

[janeandiful]

I heard a commet that yuka was brought to the game!!!!!!!!! :D but..... I wish mima could be brought back to the game 2 T.T

[Bablet16]

...I suddenly have the urge to make a parody of the Shuffle opening with TouHou characters in mmd...

Someone might want to stop me, now.

[Churroization]

Congratulations Miss Yuuka! Coming in third place in the eighth character poll!

[vergiliscoming]

... Zun should bring Yuyuka back... bring Elly back too... Bring Mima back too... bring.... I think you guy mean that ZUN MUST bring all character from Touhou 1 to 5 back, right?

[Rennnix]

@vergiliscoming not all of them, i only like yuka, elly, mima, rika and shinki

[TheGapYoukai]

@vergiliscoming It's just a rumor, but it is hinted that Mima might come back in Touhou 13. It has divine spirits in it! I swear ZUN must be teasing us.

[ThePwnKage]

..Zun shud bring Elly back too.....

[PKBlackTornado2]

@ThePwnKage Boomerang scytheeeeeeeee

[MikuKonataMoon]

@ThePwnKage And Mima. He needs both.

[MikuKonataMoon]

@ThePwnKage And Mima. She is haunting me right now. Stop it Mima...

[strawberrychronos]

@ThePwnKage Hell. Yes.

[Mikeyfrogger]

@ThePwnKage He should bring back Mima as the final boss and Elly has her gatekeeper. Yuka should be a playable charter in this and have a rather interesting talk with Elly if you know what i mean.

[Mewsa64]

@ThePwnKage

That'd be nice... Mima and Shinki'd be welcome re-additions to the touhou cast as well.

[Thassarian09]

@Mewsa64 That would be nice, however i believe ATM theres some form of legal trouble between ZUN and his original "producers" (I believe it to be amusement makers) about them having the rights to some of the older touhou characters (such as Mima). Though until it's settled i believe we wont see Mima for a while...

[PokemonRox101]

@ThePwnKage I wouldn't be the happiest oldfag ever if ZUN brought Elly back. ;A;

[Narufreaka]

@ThePwnKage

Elly and her death scythe of doom was hard enough in Lotus Land Story. Zun forbid she becomes UFO difficulty.

[AyaReiko77]

And then somehow Yuka manages to get third place in the 8th Annual Touhou Popularity Poll...

[ExzcellionGamma]

@AyaReiko77 <3 Youkai Moe... :D

[AzureCROSSword]

Well she look nice and harmless.... how could people said shes terrify?

*Step on Sunflower*.... BOOM!!! *FINAL SPARK*

[xtrem3rd]

Yuuka is scary yet awesome. And... her theme became the best remix IOSYS ever did. Seriously, they should do more rock/metal style songs. They're awesome at that.

[Ricter3x0x0x9]

Love Yuuka d(>_<)b

[Pixxa0659]

She is a Yokai right? And thanks for uploading these videos.

[clauslesterkun]

One thing for sure that i should look out for and that is sunflowers

[strangecommentboy]

and she knows solarbeam, petal dance, sunny day, and ingrain. she is holding leftovers and knows ingrain because that combination heals the side effect of the evil solar power ability.

[MariaBernkastel]

If you want to live, don't even think of picking those flowers.

[strangecommentboy]

i am SO going to name a sunflora after Yuka.

[MariaBernkastel]

@strangecommentboy Then I might have beat you to it~ I still have to level up my Sunkern (Yuka).

[strangecommentboy]

@MariaBernkastel too late, i already finished training the sunkern into level 100 sunflora with LEGALY maxed out stats(protein iron etc.) a couple days ago.

[MariaBernkastel]

@strangecommentboy Mukyu~ Dx

[GenesicShinZyraelKai]

Yuuka and Kogasa are both youkai moe, if you can't live with both being so, then might as well get lost in the Garden of the Sun... XD

[rockstar1000avi]

@GenesicShinZyraelKai Why would that be bad..?

[GenesicShinZyraelKai]

@rockstar1000avi not really... not unless Yuuka decides to shove sunflowers up their asses..XD

[GensokyoGal301]

*sneaks off before she notices I'm in the flower field*

[FlashOfSonic]

@GensokyoGal301 too late, you're not getting out without a fight.

[GensokyoGal301]

@FlashOfSonic

DAMMIT! *sees marisa* hey! hey marisa! can I borrow your sparky maker thingy?

marisa: sure! *throws it*

THANK YOU! *uses master spark on yuuka* FIRIN MAH LAZAR! *it misses* DAMMIT! *steals marisa's broom and gets the hell out of here*

[FlashOfSonic]

@GensokyoGal301 *Marisa is chasing you angrily*

[GensokyoGal301]

@FlashOfSonic

*pulls marisa onto the broom*

I need someone to navigate!!!

*marisa steers while I scream and fire mah lazar at enemies*

[FlashOfSonic]

@GensokyoGal301 That Master Spark takes quite a bit of energy... you can only fire it so many times.

[fefe268]

I could imagine seeing her back turned from me in the field of sunflowers, and I'd go "Aww, such a pretty woman."

Then this theme music plays as she turns her head around to see me and I don't know whether I should feel attracted or if I'm in a scary movie.

[funnyfunsonic303]

when i see her name it makes me think of Elfen Lied O_____O

[MapleNabuk]

@Shintear Kogasa-chan is the new Youkai Moe. ;p

[rockstar1000avi]

@MapleNabuk Lies. Yuka will always be Youkai Moe.

[Shorinnes]

This sounds SO MUCH like Plain Asia (Keine's theme). I'm quite freaked.

[TheToginator]

Kogasa vs Yuuka. All-out one-on-one fight to dawn. One has a beam-sword eggplant umbrella, the other has a laser-shooting flower umbrella. Make it happen. NOW.

[Nazuiko]

@TheToginator Hmm... Kogasa DID return as a (remarkably easy) EX-boss, so maybe it works.

[TheToginator]

@Berkutinator And Shinki. Don't forget about Shinki.

[alicemarisapatchouli]

why, when i see this pic it just reminds me of gumi?

[lilbonsly]

@alicemarisapatchouli There's a green haired Moe Girl?