Dance monkeys, dance!

[danaguesswho]

this is based on the assumption that we evolved from monkeys , which we didn't, the theory of evolution has one minor FLAW....The missing LINK...They have NEVER found it. Now use your little brain for one second, if we evolved don't you think we would have found that link? billions and billions of them? No, it seems we went directly from being cave man to a cultured society, look up Sumerian culture which predates even the bible. Don't be a sheep and believe because they tell you it is so.

[viralarchitect]

We are animals, indeed. But it's boiled down in so simplistic terms that it misses the complexity of why we behave the way we do. It's not all stupid or clever instinct. We strive for purpose beyond our capabilities. That's what religion and science is all about. we strive to make our world better even though we are not always right.

[mikelo303]

Does anybody remember webite name where this was first? It was experimental tv website. Name was something like nueve.tv or neuve.tv. I cannot find it. Anyone?

[TrustyAtheist]

An oldie but goodie



[pestudkaru]

Bloody awesome man! Just brilliant!!!

[Serpico261]

jane goodall surely like this vid

[deepashtray]

I get monkey hives. They itch.

[TheRealVahnLegaia]

How much do you wanna bet that all the dislikes came from angry Christians?

[neoarcadezr]

you are a monkey if you dont like this.......xD

[a68rebel]

awesome and funny

[zlink5]

Well done sir, well done.

[Bayoneter]

I wish I was a dumb monkey for I would be happy always.

[HandmadeMercury]

This video is pretty good. Pretty profound.

For a monkey.

[HyugaX]

So, so, so true.

[spitsfreeman]

omg lol this is so funny and true!

[cicy]

good video!

:)

i agree!

[footpig]

Excellent So very True ooh ooh!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[jabberwock01]

Simple reductionism. Reduce something then laugh at it.

And it's apes not monkeys! Monkeys have tails etc etc etc

Flippant and facetious manipulation of a half- or quarter-truth.

[InsaneLycan]

Truly... Truly... Purely... Awesome.

ONE OF THE BEST VIDEOS EVER!

[snupho]

lol I like how he included the Flying Spaghetti Monster as a worshiped god.

[ghdjertqunsingh]

that's the problem with stupid biologists like this guy, they can't think outside the box (that's why they got a degree in Biology, because they were too stupid to go to Med School or to become even engineers).

I speak from experience, I have been knowking a lot of biologists and none of them can be classified as an intelligent form of life.

[osvald23]

Man are the only animals who blushes, or need to.

"Mark Twain"

I'm embarassed for you. First, science is unic, scientists sepparated it in areas to make it easier to study.

People who made brilliant things did because they were so...Not because of their occupation.

Some of the most intelectual beings were(are) biologists! Darwin, Dawkins, Wilkins, Crick, etc.

And no, i'm not a biologist! I'm just not obtuse as you are.

[footpig]

I dont know how to think outside the box, that make you Jack ass.

[madhattery341]

@osvald23 thank you!

[wowowi1]

Agreed! About time someone says how pathetic we are!

Yes, we have good things, but right now I really don't know if the qualities we have can make up for all our flaws!

Let's just face it: We are a bunch of conceded, self centred, intelligent, pathetic monkeys.

[Tugalazix]

and knowing that, is suppose to make us speacial ??

i dont think so..... -.-

[carlosmartinspinto]

ruben... no comment for you ....all you see in youtube  you thinks is true :S

[madhattery341]

@wowowi1 yeah, we def don't make up for our flaws. We have the potential to, but we are not meeting it.

[Jackspeelmanns]

greeeat information greaat

very good

[amontardo]

"Little too pessimistic"??? It's TOO pessimistic!!! It mentions the bad aspects of humankind only, and when it brings about the good aspects, it does it with sarcasm! We are not monkeys!!! We love! We hate! We help people and animals! Other animals let disabled puppies to die, while we help blind people to cross the street and create things to make their lives easier! What would you like? A perfect and boring world? Come on!

[diogo86]

When you ask this perfect or boring world choice to someone reading this question here you already know the answer.

The problem is that there are billions of other monkeys that are already bored.

[osvald23]

Lol, i can't believe you actually said that about puppies! Lol

What you are saying, is that humans don't abandone their spaw?! I see...

So all those kids are just killing time on orphanages...

[AlphonsePride]

Go back to my comment and read "DISABLED". Of course many humans leave their children. What I meant is that for animals, this is a rule when their puppies are disabled, what is different among humans. Don't you agree?

[crazymarf]

It's not a rule, dude. It's what you want to be the rule. Dogs don't do rules. They do whatever their brain comes up with to feel right. Dogs differ in that kind of behaviour as much as monkeys (us).

[tajpanko]

Oh yes we save the disabled ones while waging wars and killing lots of healthy ones or creating more disables ones. Your arguments

are pretty much nonsense, how is hating something to be proud of. Real animals just

live their lives which makes them much more simplier than what we do with our lives.

[Squibakou]

@tajpanko I don't think his point was that he was proud that us monkey's hate each other rather i think it was that he was pointing out another horrible flaw.

[crazymarf]

A perfect world would be nice. Yes.

[Offin]

nice, but little too pesimistic, I know it is cool to hate ourselfs.....but you know what, we are the only monkeys that are at least trying to do with their bad habbits, you think monkeys care about nature and other animals?.......

[papaposo100]

sux a lot

[sasbabeuk]

the monkeys are stupid.

[EEMREE06]

yeahh there..U R REALLY MONKEYS..hate

[MarcoGV]

The best clip I've ever seen!

So true it hurts. And it fits perfectly with my ideas of life, religion and purpose.

We ARE monkeys! Too bad we have consciousness.

[bad4ever2001]

@MarcoGV I call it the curse of sentience. ;]

[tajpanko]

kahuna, you do not understand sarcasm. Lots of this stuff is very true indeed. It shows us how we always believe we are so important that the whole universe is a place built entirely for us. I think you are angry because the religions thing. This is the problem with religious people, you can not take a joke.

[kahuna553]

I have been to this moron's webpage, and there is no intelligent life found there. He makes comments attacking everyone else's beliefs but holds to the premise that HE is right and everyone else is wrong. He has no scientific proof for any of his outrages claims. All he does is spew his pabulum puke!

[veteene]

well done monkey!

[sarah1928j]

Wow.

Truth sucks.... We are monkeys.

Bravo.

[coisocada]

This is the best video ever... ijust loved it...

and it's just saying the truth... if the truth annoys someone, maybe it's time to change it, don't you think?