Dana DeArmond's Mail Bag... super creepy edition

[benchaffleck]

You look Hispanic. I like your style, and of course I'd scare you with my perverted thoughts as well, but I don't have time for that shit right now...

[marpeja]

What an imbecile bitch...

[Metaltherebel92]

lol, who the hell would use so much time to send a message to a pornstar they will never meat?

[eklerks]

I lolled at: you feel if my cock "bottoms out" you.

[abcbamz17]

I RESPECT PORNSTARS!

[silverbullet135]

I didn't hear anything that probally havn't happened to her lol.

[exce11er]

How is it creepy? If you're a pornstar wouldn't the stuff this dude says in this letter be normal?

[dragonlancer1909]

2.48 womenhood couldn't help but giggle

[carbonfiberfan]

I assure you if I send you any creepy letters it will atleast be funny.

[carbonfiberfan]

I'm sure all pornstars recieve such letters 15 times a week.

[l27kakat]

ok, what the FUCK was that hairless thing that krept across 0:09

[miguelmzt]

@l27kakat That is an OVERWEIGHT Sphinx cat (hairless) :D

[jakemandujano1414]

HAHAHAHAHA OH MAN!

[RatDave]

Dana- I would swim up the Amazon with 45 pound dumbbells tied to my scrotum and Ellen Degeneres’ queef as my air supply if it meant I could eat a sea food dinner with you over skype on a dial up internet connection.

[GuitarWholesale]

@RatDave

You are trying so hard.

[OccasionallyEpic]

You get sent creepy sexual messages?

You work in porn films?

* Sherlock starts to work*

[delusivex]

whore

[DouchebagCris8]

How is that creepy? That is sooooo romantic!!!

[nagato113]

Wow this fuking Guy. LOZER

[specOPSCD]

LOL get a girlfriend guy.

[xBloodPigsx]

Delicious womanhood. Omg lol. You're wonderful!

[redtubeblog]

Pornstars without makeup are actually much prettier...

[WirlWind494]

@redtubeblog I completely agree with you, but with chicks in general. Too much makeup spoils the broth.

[lokalllize]

This would make a good movie 

[JonCallan1]

@strutnoodle You are a horrifying human being. Please take yourself out of the gene pool.

[smokenls4205]

Its weird your name is dana deArmond. Yet you look just like my friend jess deArman

[RolandDeschain1]

I just heard Dana on 'The Nerdist' podcast.

What a super-cool gal. Funny and hot.

[KingKaysar]

...Yeah Yeah what he said!

[beowulven]

Dana is smart, funny and beautiful. Big up.

[nined5thclick]

lolololololololol

[No1118117]

How many of these sort of emails do you get every day?

Is "bottoms out" and "inverted bowls of jello" a special case or is this like par for the course? lol

[memezza]

Porstars are like regular humans give them a brake :D

[babylonparadox]

I want to see James Lipton do a dramatic reading of this e-mail. I would pay to see this.

[opiate4damasses]

morgan freeman does not approve of this video, it's icky

[ElPayasoMalo]

Uh... wow. This is why I don't want to be a celebrity. That shit would suck. Do you get a lot of letters like this?

[Tyrfingr]

Seems more scary to me to be in the industry itself, than to recieve fantasising mails (which are probably weirder than shit). Most people viewing porn have a pretty skewed view on women as far as i've gathered, to no surprise amongst the people who seem to think that causual sex is suppose to be just like in the movies.

The areas of life that is only concerning money, always attracts the most bewildering amount of addicted illitarate primates, like the fans of the whole porn industry for one.

[juicykarkass]

@Tyrfingr - Haha! Are you really complaining about "illitarate" people? Supreme irony! I love it. Keep fantasising that you have more than a causual grasp of grammar and spelling; those areas is where you need work.

[Tyrfingr]

@juicykarkass One whole spelling misstake is cause for irony with you ? talk about grasping at straws to deliver a back firing retort. You did notice your own "causual" misstake there as well ?. Illiterate doesn't equate spelling misstakes, it's more like someone bereft of education especially in reading and writing. Something we also use as a derogatory term for people who show consistencies in a bad handling of a language. Im Swedish myself, you tell me if im massacring your language or not.

[juicykarkass]

@Tyrfingr - "You did notice your own "causual" misstake there as well?" Yeah smarty pants, that was one of yours! Re-read your original post. I don't usually berate people for spelling errors, but you can't go around insulting "illitarate primates" when you yourself are no master of literacy. Dra åt helvete!

P.S. Danish is the same as Swedish. Hahaha!

[Tyrfingr]

@juicykarkass A person doesn't fall into the bracket of illiteracy for committing spelling misstakes. It's not the misstakes, but rather that people can't spell. Huge difference. And i wasn't complaining about illiterate people, i just said that it "attracts the most bewildering amount of addicted illitarate primates.", judging by the overwhelming comments of disrespect with lazy language. And don't bother with tedious, childish insults. Trust me, i only yawn at them at my age.

[ElPayasoMalo]

@juicykarkass Not to nitpick here, but shouldn't it be "casual," "those areas ARE where you need work?"

[juicykarkass]

@ElPayasoMalo - Oh great, this guy again. Yeah, genius, "causal" and "areas is" are both from Tyrfingr's original post, in which he proved himself to be on par with the "illitarate primates" he was so bewildered by.

[ElPayasoMalo]

@juicykarkass

I had't read that far down. "...by which he was so bewildered," but that's just splitting hairs. lol

[salaveryposition10]

hey you read my message lmao XD

[JHolmes17]

Did you get a restraining order against this creep?

[shaqdaddy11]

Pornstar or no pornstar you should still treat her as a person. Im so sick of youtube warriors who try to act like the moral authorities in society. Fact is if you had any sense of morality you would treat people as human beings and by the profession they picked in life. anyways what this fan message say's to me is that there are alot of lonely people out there (its kinda sad).

[shaqdaddy11]

@shaqdaddy11 "NOT" by the profession they picked in life.

[korbeoner1]

@shaqdaddy11 your gay haha

[shaqdaddy11]

@korbeoner1 You think so?

[TR3YBUCK]

I think she's hot(especially her braces)....but that cat scares the dog $hit out of me! That cat looks like a 96yr old man's uncircumsied penis,I just know your boyfriend is scared to go to sleep around that cat..

[guitarerist7]

I worked really hard writing that, do you like it?

haha jk... "I swirl your clit fast, and suck it hard"... that kinda sounds like a threat!

[rico08188]

Dana i liked ur team squirt vid

[xXxRiskuxXx]

Goddamn! I didn't know James Patterson wrote fan mail!

[truth3712]

Do pussies quiver? lol mine doesn't...that was pretty impressive lol.

[YaDigMe357]

<3 u!

[88urgar]

hey i wrote that with love! lol

[ilv244]

Umm...your brother is filming this?

[Kellysayshello]

That's hilarious! Hopefully not all of Dana's fans are this pathetic...

[SimonPeter168]

i would bet there is a significant portion that probably are...

[Smiles7788]

this guy should write a erotic novel

[musicman195959]

@Smiles7788 Yeah he should. LMAO.

[strutnoodle]

You're a pornstar with a myspace. What did you expect? You fuck on camera and let guys slap you around. Be a slut, get treated like one.

[AnbusKi]

@strutnoodle Basically

[doogiedog1234]

@strutnoodle oh fuck off shes a human being...and a dedicated one to her profession.. its a skill in its self. Porn is important for sexual education This guy is a fucking freak for sending her this.

[nosepass777]

@strutnoodle this dudes right get a grip bitch

[TheElephant79]

How can People still write this dumbshit ?

[edgelitafans1]

This guy basically just wrote a whole damn script for a 15 minute porn scene! Nice going, freak.

[Maxdwolf]

Well, as long as the spelling is pretty good... :)

[nnamdiekezie2]

This Dana girl is a freak(good freak) i seen her porn she is a straight up slut lol

[IGrazor]

Hahaha - this was hilarious, yet cringeful.

"...like inverted bowls of Jello." - what a way with words (not). :D

[justarandomguy80]

that guy wasted some valuable moments of his life. I am sure of it.

[cyberteque]

That was messed up!

Funny, but in a sick, sad way.

One of those times when I'm ashamed of my gender.

[grindtildeath]

haha, she must have been

and also, "our hot breath mingles"?

i think this is the only time "hot breath" has ever been described as a good thing

[rodblackwood]

Thats the creepiest fucking thing ive ever heard!Its also one of the funniest..

[shallbeknown]

damn that's a long letter

[fangorn81]

This is possibly the greatest thing i have seen in the history of existence!

[Badwordf]

Yeah this guy has "WAY" too much time on his hands...

[martythetickler]

But he knows how to use it.

[BboyGrimm]

il be suprised if that person who wrote that letter is a VIRGIN haha

[CatholicRenegade]

And how do I get in touch with this person??

[daveyork0]

Questions for an X-model: does it get much harder to get called for X work after you've done about 5 videos, which would be the point when the audience may have decided 'well i've had her, how about someone else'?

also,

are there occupational hazards you've experience, like infections & soreness and injury and to the genitals and anus and other places?

finally,

how tempting has it been for the people you've worked with to advertise their willingness for pro$titution?

[xPLUGZx]

holy shit fucking life story hahaha!

[quacklovestess]

lol.. i don't understand pornstars a, is it because they fail at highschool and have no other choice? or??...

[JoeSchmo1337]

Porn is one of the top industries in the world, some chicks like sex and money is a bonus. who knows?

[iluvkimjaejoong]

nah, its because they've all been sexually abused and now need to act out that abuse in adulthood so they can feel in control. It's simple psychology.

[JoanIsNotTheMaid]

that is very untrue

[konigin97]

wtf!!!

[dajerx]

I have a mixture of tears in my eyes...of laughter and shame. Laughter because its funny; shame because I have screened posts like this on message boards for performers. This one was actually slight positive, in that Dana didnt end up dead at the end (and yes, sometimes they end like that).

All things considered, I think the second load should go in the trash and the second into a power socket. Cool points lost for cliches like "rock hard cock" and "quivering pussy"...

[xxsicksxedancerxx]

dane cook fans 4:07 through 4:11

doesnt that remind you of that one joke where the dane says his penis contains a balm and the girls pussy is very dry

hahahhahahahha

on rough around the edges

hahhahah

youll know and laugh when you see it hahahah

youll be all like hey thats what that guy said on youtube hahahhahahah

dana get danes new cd

hahhahaha

[imkman00]

However creepy it was this person has 4000 hits on youtube. Not the worst thing you could do I suppose. Also, being a porn star and all getting miles of man chicken funneled into you I'm not entirely sure how anyone can expect anything less from the 'viewing public'. *shrug* my two cents

[jravell]

I'd like to know how the writer reacts to having her email shared with the world and made fun of. I'm not saying she doesn't deserve it, I'm just really curious.

[Hobgoblin1975]

actually I know what the problem is. She Just wants man to act like a man. He lost her at" bow my head in reverence". shes a hot girl with a peirced taint, but she is just a girl, the world abounds with them. If you really feel that way about one, go out and rent one. Better use of your time than writing a long drawn out letter and embarrasing yourself.

[cdowg187]

Jesus Christ on a pop sickle stick, normally I try to refrain from judging anyone... But this dude has probably NEVER been laid! hahahaha

[DetroitSon]

I honestly dont know what is worse, the fact that this moron actually sent you that or the fact I just sat her and listed to it this long (3:47)

Run Dana...............RUN!!!!!

[dasurass]

sweet jesus that was brutal, she can barely read.

[DanaDeArmond]

actually, people can barely type. go fuck yourself.

[Dunkanytimebsairborn]

@DanaDeArmond I just want u to know i love uu i wanna know u foreal i do anything i can to make u happy

[joshizarappa]

@DanaDeArmond on a scale of 1-10, how akward was it when Kassem G interviewed you?

[dannyhere4u]

you're right that was terribly painful. I think they should show this video to sex offenders. it would definitely make them limp and quite possibly turn them off women saving allot of people from getting raped. although they might come find the poor little under achiever that read it and beat the crap out of her. at there trial they would play this video as their defense and walk

[shinerock]

i understand it can be somekind of creepy. specially being a girl who says she has a cock.

anyway, i don't blame her/him because u are so hot. it's natural that u inspire that kind of fantasies.

i'm still waiting to see if the thing from the other video fitted your ass :'( i'm willing to pay to see that video! where can i see it!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!!??!?!?!?!???­?!?!?!?!!!!?! not only because you are so hot, but because you are so awesome!

[DetroitSon]

Alrighty Then!!!!!!!!

This guy has way to much time on his hands !!!!

LMAO 17 yr old girl?? Thats Rich!

[friscow]

i only lasted 2 minutes.. its so creepy... LOL

[poonsplooch]

lulz

[JoeG1986]

The erotica sounds like it was it was written by the captain of the chess club. especially the whole "altar" part. And swirling.... what is with the swirling. This is not wine tasting. Another great mailbag Dana :)

[xtoturnwithinx]

Dana,

Orlando misses you.

Dave

[DavidRandallCurtis]

My erotic email to you would only take 2 seconds to read - but it would be the most intense 2 seconds of your life!

[pandemoniumsean]

Quite the writer. Ew.

[punkrockprincess91]

ummmmmmmm