15) RE: Your Brains- Jonathan Coulton 9-12-07

[bushidobrown4451]

If you play the song they will come......

Me:hmmm......they told me it was around here some wher.....e...oh! there it is.(click*)

Heya Tom, it's Bob from the office down the hall

Good to see you buddy, how've you been?

Thing have been OK for me except that I'm a zombie now

I really wish you'd let us in

I think I speak for all of us when I say I understand

Why you folks might hesitate to submit to our demand

But here's an FYI: you're all gonna die screaming Horde incoming!

Me:wtf! holy Sh

[oad654]

did anyone hear at 0:49 someone says:"brains!!"?

[arminius75]

great song :) but he must hate singing it by now :)

[abrcj]

haha nice

[666ShahMat666]

Wonderful zombie audience

[ChrisFan11]

I love that crowd

[xxjaggedxheartxx]

It must be fun to be in the audience for this kind of song to chant the chorus together...imagine in a stadium with everyone dressed up xD

[rickythechicken]

i wonder y theres a RE: in front of it i never under stood that

[slimeytoes]

@rickythechicken did you figure it out yet as a reference to "Re:" from e-mail, as it's sort of a joke about office politics.

[Xletum]

@rickythechicken It's because the song is being sung from to a guy by his zombified coworker.

[Pengalor]

@rickythechicken RE: Is used in emails and office memos, it stands for "regarding" and is used to tell the reader what the title and message is about. In other words, the title is "Regarding your brains"

[FF7RLZ]

@Pengalor RE: also means about. but regarding makes more sense lol.

[0holycrapacow0]

i wish i could like this more then once...........

[thepokemonworld101]

This is in Left 4 dead 2

[VanbastenB]

they forgot the BLAURGH

[Mrscool1321]

2 ppl are going to get swarmed to their death by zombies that swarm you :D

[Williamsfan]

Oh how many times have I died in that cafe because of this song?

[leandercool]

i loved this song from the moment i (incedentely) put that LP in. LIKE out of LIKE/DISLIKE. (btw, i smell 2 justin bieber fans here)

[coolmccool25]

this guy should be famous

[wardy60606]

@coolmccool25 Damn right he should!

[werewolfANDlycan]

@coolmccool25 really? i thought he already was

[coolmccool25]

@werewolfANDlycan not so much

[ChickenPludder]

@coolmccool25 he is in our eyes

[mcrxloverx92]

I'm really glad they used this for L4D2

:D

[RethParish]

If I go to the Chicago Zombie March this year I am going to blast this song. :)

[articfigure]

the search of the ringtone for this song has started! (maybe)

[Gle3nn]

@articfigure Go to his site jonathancoulton(dot)com, click on store and you will find ringtones among other things.

[compdude47]

The one thing I don't like about this song is that the stanzas kind of run into the chorus. So you might interpret the lyrics as saying "you're all going to die screaming, 'A'll we want to is eat your brains.'"

[Raxion496]

@compdude47 its all we want to --->do<---- is eat ur brains retard get it right....ur suck a non-jonathan-coultan-fan dude ...

[Mrscool1321]

@compdude47 so

[LEPreconAlpha]

Best. Song. Ever. Of all time!!!

[BadSmoothCriminal50]

This song is amazing it's so catchy and very clever and he's a great singer!

[darkop3191]

It must be nice to have an audience like that.

Seemed like fun!

[ShinChan56798]

every time i hear this i think of the l4d2 survivors in the safe room and the horde is singing this

[BeckyBoSox]

i ABSOLUTELY love this...it reminds me of a one man american barenaked ladies...

[d0mdomshop]

aceee

[BRADDOMO2026]

one of my fav songs!!

[johnnyAFIRE]

0:54 he had a little smile

[XcXdualchamp50]

the crwed nailed it :P

[AznBoi0wnz]

Best Song Ever :D

[scompo]

Lovely!!!!!

[Penpianoman]

lmao @ the kids sayin it

[Nick930930]

his mouth is friggen huge! No wonder why he loves eating brains!

[ssjgoruto]

this is a great song

[antstep1030]

lol they all sound drunk xD

[jkozeal]

No, they sound like zombies!

[2rslvl126]

What's the difference?

[Rockhalla1]

JoCo is amazing

[trile666]

I heard this song in left4dead2. ITS A GREAT FUCKING SONG MAN!!!!!!!

[Whips2Kicks]

Love this song. If a zombie invasion EVER were to happen, i would be blasting this on my IPOD lmao

[InuYoshiHigurashi]

@Whips2Kicks I would be too busy blasting zombies heads off to worry about ipods. Plus you would probably be one of the first eaten due to having your head phones blasting. Just saying.

[Avakadoman1995]

@InuYoshiHigurashi Yea it would be like something like this.

-Watch out a zombie is sneaking up behind u!!

-What did you say? I cant hear anything cause of my head pho..AAAAAAAARRRGH!!!

[cornelSanders]

haha ur song was in left 4 dead 2 love the part wer it says fyi and then all the zombies come in a rush nice hob ^-^

[FurryFenNick]

Leave his head alone freaking zombies!! D:<

His hair is too sexi..

aahh crap... too late.. he already is a zombie :(

can i have your autograph Jonathan? :D

*reveals neck*

[Nick930930]

....yeah the neck thing is definetly a vampire thing pal.

[FurryFenNick]

isnt it how it works? :o

[Arelenedhel]

This is hilarious.  XD

[Relktok]

yay love it, you should deff come have a show in ohio!! : )

[VincentDackart]

hahahahaha very good song and indeed, when the chorus play, expect a horde for sure

[Sunaminator]

I need your hair man! :D

[RobotSlaughterhouse]

AHH Im soooo excited to see him next year:]

You go JoCo:]

[AnReFan]

in L4D2, when you play this song and the chorus began expect the horde will come

[Somespatanwarrior]

lol

[pieboy6000]

This happened to me yesterday. It was awesome.

[PlayinWithFire5]

I know i always noticed that and laughed

[13motored13]

lool i hear this song in L4D 2

haha everytime i pass in th part of the bar i click in the jukebox xDD

[nosurvivorsprodution]

@13motored13 haha ikr

[burn44killer]

It's funny, because I knew the song before L4D2 and when I heard it I almost cried.

[lilprplebnny]

i know totally, i heard this song like a year ago or so and when i was messing with the jukebox i was woooooaaaahh!!! kick a**!!!...then the zombies mauled me ='(

[MusicLoverrrrr69]

dude me too!!!!!! hahahha

[Xtremegunner417]

@burn44killer of laughter?

[werewolfANDlycan]

@Xtremegunner417 no silly! of them eating their brainz!!

ahahhhhhaaa

[CnBCustoms]

@burn44killer I first heard it from L4D2 and then I showed a few guys from school and then we went to the Parish and turned the jukebox to this song then we KILLED ZOMBIES until S.I. did a team strike on us :(

[Balertman]

@burn44killer Dude, same here. I teared up pretty hard, like little JC is all grown up being in games and what not. :)

[Deepnachos]

this is the best song about zombies of all time!

[stevean2]

what happens if your a human and you bite a zombie?

[Deepnachos]

the zombie becomes a human! :D

it all makes sence now! XD

[stevean2]

@Deepnachos lol! the anti-virus! a bite from a human

[rockincon]

imagine there being a human called norton :L norton anti-virus ;o

im such a genius !

[stevean2]

@rockincon XD lol and what if norton comes a zombie?

[rockincon]

then i recommend you run like hell.

seriousry man you be buggered xD

[stevean2]

@rockincon lol does norton have the power of a witch?

[lilprplebnny]

norton! o no, ur firewall broke!

[lilprplebnny]

@stevean2 That is a mighty big question to ask, and we'll have to figure that out once the zombies appear all around the world!

[rockincon]

o praise be to norton <3

[WHITECHAPEL151]

even though hes a genius with his songs he looks kinda like a bad jim morrison imitation

[SpyroL33t]

im not gonna let me turn into zombie ..

[pussywussy5]

bob is the leader of the swarm LOL

[mark87811]

i will be one of the survivors and shoot the fuck out of you fucking zombies

[Skulldragon999]

This is way before L4D2

[andygunmaster]

this is in l4d2

[dillonzigin]

and not yet... only the demo

[shadowguy38]

@andygunmaster your right it is in l4d2 but not from it.....i was surprised to hear it

[KpEMuKoBcu]

Me 2

[Firulice1000]

only in the demo and this song was made 3 years before L4D2.

[jeremy4329]

thats sounds good to i bet they taste like something uhh prabaly good though,id say

[SecronGlitch]

I'd be on of the humans eating humans

[jeremy4329]

I would be a human eating the zombies.

[Chriswsm]

You rarely get to hear the entire thing in Left 4 Dead 2.  Great Stuff

[ganjahitter]

no but you can find the song in your l4d2 demo folder and listin to it in your media player or w/e music player you use

[SecronGlitch]

Actually, it's there becaues yo ucan play it Via the Junkbox

[iiNsAnEaNiiMe]

@Chriswsm lol ya bc a swarm of zombies come in like middle of the song lol its really funny tho how they hate that song only u think they would dance to it haha xD

[sonicstormer]

Well you'll notice they show up right at "All we want to do is eat your brains".

[pwnhaloX]

lol :54

[Kelios85]

I'd be one of the zombie eating zombies

[hammerbro99]

i luv the the dude who sticks his hands up during the refrain.

[theflow1900]

haha. me too.

[RunForTheHill]

his hair is epic XD

[Sebmaster1337]

he is so happy, cute xD

[BlackWolfOfHell]

Okay... Anyone who has read the Zombie survival guide knows that swords don't run out of Ammo. So I would choose a sword or something to either cleave their head open with or chop their head off and I'd be fine and dandy.

[mcjoebudy]

Swords break, so I wouldn't rely on one. I'd use Axes, after I run out of bullets

[theantiantichrist]

I'd pretend to be a zombie...

[EMDW]

Any good Antichrist would be able to control the hordes. Duh.

[Enochcainx256]

Too slow. A crowbar is easily the best chance, or a baseball bat.

[danny10846]

Seen as I'm not old enough to fire weapons (Firearms would probably dislocate my arm) I would grab my baseball bat and a couple of knives and some food and hang in my attic with my family. I'd be pretty screwed tbh :(

[MapleSephiroth]

Ha, when a zombie apocalypse happens, no one is not old enough to fire guns. Plus, I'm pretty sure if you don't have osteoporosis, you won't dislocate your arm by firing a gun. It only feels like someones shoves you when you shoot a gun.

[Cyclonebg]

Great audience :)

[blake771]

i agree the audience really got into it

[TheGangVideos]

depends are we talking like Zombies (slow and dumb) or like left 4 dead zombuies(sprint,climp ladderrs/walls jump)

[smithsonik93]

Shotguns aren't going to cut it. Get a good quality assault rifle, preferably something military issue. Accuracy is the key. As for a vehicle, I'm getting something sturdy, with a sunroof for shooting out of. After raiding some rural stores, I'll be heading to the Natl. Guard Armory to pick up some more advanced weaponry. Then I head around, clearing areas with my buds.

[ChuckSC6568]

NAtional Guard Armory for advanced weapons, huh? *snicker* Your local gun shop has about the same thing. Shotgun would be a better choice. Just as accurate and has more of a chance os splattering that much more brain matter.

[ddddd594]

all you really need for a zombie invasion is food, water, a shotgun, and most importantly a good quality crowbar

[ElliFong]

Knife is better,crowbar got less change to stab in the skull.

[ChuckSC6568]

Nah. Just like my above comment, the crowbar would have a better chance of displacing more brain matter.

[EMDW]

I'd rather not get within six inches of a zombie. Crowbar gives me that reach advantage, plus I can sharpen an end. :D

[Kaiwynn]

Thanks, now I cant get an image of Gordon Freeman fighting zombies out of my head.

=P

[Enochcainx256]

Crowbar has range though.

[wildbutterflys]

Brilliant! I do find zombies delightful

[Furetgarcon]

lol if there is a zombie halocaust im gona recreate the dreadnought from death race and and grab my unzombiefied friends and go on a killing spree

[Demonizer68]

Just rmember not to crash it into a set of spikes and you'll be fine. I'll just do the whole Dawn of the dead, stay on the roof of a shopping mall and throw stuff at the zombies thing.

[Furetgarcon]

true true or even better get to the top levels of a skyscrapper and destroy the stairs and learn how to grow food and make bullets and have fun stipeing o ya and destroy the air ducts O_o

[Demonizer68]

Good idea, but there's probably a chance that the zombies have already taken over most sky scrapers

[Furetgarcon]

damm your right wait how about a penthouse you know the type were the elevator can only reach em you know find some hacker hack into the elevator and go in kill the zombies and leave the elevator up but that would back fire if the power plant failed =/

[Demonizer68]

Oh well! Shopping mall it is, then again you wouldn't have too many problems if you had the Dreadnought from Death race Ha! Ha!

[Furetgarcon]

ahaha hey if every a see a somebody driving a semi running over zombies and he gets out and start killing zombies with a sawed of double barrel shotgun would you mind letting me in?

[Demonizer68]

When you put iy like that, sure come on in, just remeber to wipe your feet before you get in.

[Peter134679852]

when the world is full of zombies i would kill myself .

i dont want to be ripped in pieces^^

[detectiveryan]

O_O you wuss

im gonna do the big, baracaded inside of a mall for months thing XD

[Gunman610]

When the world is full of zombies I will learn to play Counterstrike and WoW...no way anybody would be able to tell the difference...

[detectiveryan]

XD nice one

[Scoperocker]

LOL'd

[Fredricbl]

What ? become a zombie ofc, so i wont miss the fun hunting down the other guys.

[Peter134679852]

but when they ripp you in pices? and eat your brain^^ then you wont be a zombie.

[Dakmor123]

I've been practicing my post-zombie apocalyptic plans with L4D.

Assuming everything goes as the game says, I apparently need to try going to the airport, have one of my teammates startle the witch and shoot the car alarm, and get vomited on by several Boomers.

At least, that's what I've been doing...

[Peter134679852]

ok when it is like in left 4 dead then i would barricade me , get a shotgu and kill the freakin zombeeeeeh hordes.

and when they get me i will jump off the roof ( i would barricade on a roof).

[Gunsofthepatriots19]

i think bionicSPECTRE is right i would let them in two

[coedeed]

I can't help but comment at the guy that keeps throwing his hands up like claws or some shit at the chorus. Rofl

[xAKx]

rofl

[AnimeAngel121]

If I was Tom I'd find this song sung by my friend and a bunch of zombies VERY convincing ^_^

[bionicSPECTRE]

i would definatly let them in

[JimboJoy]

I cant believe he sung the portal song.

[MattM117]

It was written by Jonathan Coulton and performed by Ellen McLain. He wasn't the one singing in the game if that's what you meant

[nightmist2]

It's so hard to resist headbanging to this!

[HugeJasFilms]

Lol i love this song :D

[devilshowday]

you never had the head for that big picter suff lol a zombie telling suff

[Alexanderh8]

Lol

this is like my theme song now xD

[tehnoob1337]

If I we're John, and I saw my old friend zombified, singing, with a chorus of other blood-thirsty zombies, I'd...I'm not really sure what my reaction would be. A mix between panic and confusion.

[salvo711]

i'd just say "what the hell" and go with the flow...

roflmfao, long live Jonathan Coulton!!

[diamondhead11]

aslong as they wouldnt eat the eyes id be k :)

[BillionSix]

hehe. The guy doesn't sound like an old friend. He sounds like a douche you'd want to avoid even if he wasn't a zombie. He strikes me as being similar to Lumbergh from Office Space. :)

[darkendes]

@BillionSix

With coffee cup in hand: "Hey, Tom. You know, it would be super if we could go ahead and eat your brains, say, 8'o'clock Saturday morning. Mmmk, why don't I go ahead put you down for that. Great. Oh, and Tom, did you get the memo about the TPS reports? No? Well, I'll just go ahead and send it out to you again. Let's not forget - brains, Saturday morning. Great."

I love this song.

[X0GothGirl0X]

JoCo... Britain, we'd love you here!

[biolizard131]

He should come to manchester =(

[kahnor111]

he has bean.

[Sam07HKS]

guy's hands at 55 seconds!! yay audience participation

i cant wait to see him in CHICAGO!!!

[Oblivions12221]

and at 1:50!, I'll see you there dood