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  • my favourite

  • 1:00 right one is like "I feel so violated..."

  • what r the chords to that song

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  • @xlightbladex Looks like G7 C Dm C from first glance.

  • @lucee74 thanks

  • 114 people know perfectly what a bad touch is :D

  • I'm so jealous of andy I wish I could touch mark like that

  • RICH AUCOIN AT THE END :D

  • wonder if you can find this on itunes..

  • Awesome

  • Wow. For once Mark is the straight man.

  • FUCK YEA HALIFAX

  • I forgot how much I love these guys.

  • shit, that dude looks traumatised xD

  • So glad Picnicface got their show. XD

  • Hey! That's rich aucoin at the end!

  • you just got bad touchedXD

  • oh well, at least andy was abusing mark for a change

  • i really probably shouldn't find that so funny. But, GOOD MESSAGE!

  • press 4 for sexual instructions

  • press three fast and it sound slike hes saying "gay butts"

  • lol press three repeatedly and it sounds like he's saying "but its gay"

  • Fags

  • i wouldn't mind andy givin me a bad handjob

  • I did this during my guitar class, (im in 8th grade) lets just sau, i not aloud to see that teacher again

  • Any touch from Andy Bush is a good touch.

  • 109 kids went to sunday school

  • ROFL wow!

  • everything is sooo spot-on in this sketch, you guys are among the best actors i've ever seen

  • SONS OF FUCKING BUTCHER!!!!!!

    Like this if you have any idea what I'm talking about

  • 109 People have never been touched.

  • he looks sorta like michael phelps lol

  • whoa...luke wilson has apparently mated with jason schwartzman

  • oh......my...eyes....

  • @JollyGreenGiantCock i think his nose is cute

  • At my school we had a talent show and they used this song haha its amazing and i think i know the difference

  • 108 are dum

  • hahahaha its so dumb its funnieeee!!! 

  • Hee hee, thumbs up if you loved how the second guy slowly grew despondent.

  • @Endthedream4now hahaha nobody thumbs up

  • I want a good touch!

  • Like a hand job. lmao I loved the face he made right then. like whoa whoa did you just say... That's right! * surprise butt sex*

  • Tuning guitars can be fun too

  • @Brosifus FIRST thing I thought of, shite! Good one Dude, LOL

  • HAHAHAHAH! <3

  • Sick and twisted. In musical form. Oh wait, they already have that. I believe it's called, "high school musical".

  • Gosh I want that Dutch Country shirt!

  • lol his his face at the end

  • I sing this all the time at school and people get really annoyed...I mean I'm just trying to teach them the difference.

  • blue shirt reminds me of drama from rob dydecks fantasy factory xD

  • @iiBiteBiteii He reminds me of Tom Higgenson (of the Plain White T's) mixed with Jack Barakat (of All Time Low). 

  • hurray for molesting your friends :D

    and wtf i can't see the nuber of thumbs up for highest rated comment

  • @Leadman1989 173

  • @iiBiteBiteii

    thanx glitches FTW 

  • @Leadman1989 not problem xDD

  • why isn't pete townshend playing the guitar? he's quite good at it, but you got him there just singing along unconfortably

  • ha i like how after the awkward handshake he FINALLY gets back into it and then? nipplez

  • I DEMAND THE CHORDS!!!! I HAVE SPOKEN AND MAKE IT SO!!! :P

  • @mmaster990 its G to C to A minor to C, repeat.

  • lmao!!!!!

  • I MISS YOU PICNICFACE -3 you guys were the originals, smosh and Jake and Amir and stuff like that has nothing on you guys.

  • HAHA 

  • @cassie7373 whyd you use my account to say that down there??! dummy.

  • @PsychedeliccUniverse lol sorry i forgot to log you out

  • Chords please?

  • @number1canuck

    um... it looks like G C Am C repeated.

  • @number1canuck dude their right in front of you

  • @lifhbai your not open to different kinds of comedy..

  • gogo tuning your guitar before recording

  • we watched this at work this mornin and it was a hit you guys made my day

  • "i just need to show you a bad touch" thumbs up if 1: that was funny and 2: if you think thumbs upping cause ur told is retarded BUT u do it anyway

  • I played this video at a sexual harassment conferance...twas awesome.

  • This video feels greasy.

  • 106 people got the bad kind of touch.

  • a good touch is like a hug from your drunk uncle, and a bad is what ever he does after the hug. 

  • is that guy from DET SATAN CLUB?

  • wow...just wow..

  • ROFL! these two act like two friends of mine.

  • Mark is pretty much the best thing ever.

  • Is it bad that I got turned on?

  • poor guy in the blue shirt

  • lolz. Every sister-in-law should sing this to their younger brother-in-law

  • "A good touch is like a handjob."

    Oh, you can bet your ass I'll be performing this for the youth program at my church.

  • Its the new theme song for Christianity!

  • This was awesome. Keep making videos, this was amusing. My favorite part is at the end when basically the guitarist starts charging his friend to molest him.

  • This is not the Bloodhound Gang...

  • @casdebom2

    that song is just called the Bad touch

  • hahaha!!!

  • LOL at the creepy extended glare during the guitar playing

  • can someone actually give me the name of the credit song?

  • My grandpa sang this to me when I was a little boy.

  • LOL. LMAO. ROFL. Whatever. That was funnnnnnyyyyyyyyyy! xD

  • whats the ending song?

  • a good touch is like a HANDJOB. and a bad touch is like a.... like a... -nope *leaves* lol

  • my uncle showed me wat bad touches were... now i cant look him in the eye

  • @empy206 Uncle bad touch

  • 105 people who like bad touches missed the like button

  • a good touch is like a HAND JOB HAHAHAHAHAHA

  • a good touch is like a handjob.

    lmao!

  • haha

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  • i want some good touch

  • seriously their facial expressions, i cannot stop laughing

  • xDDDDDDDD that waz kinda gay i luved it~~!!!!!!

  • what's the song at the end of the video?

  • @mrgrizzly73 gays 'r' us by buttpirate

  • A good touch is like a hand job and a bad touch is like a "OK nonononono!!"

  • LOL!!!! Funniest thing I've seen in a while

  • Mark reminds me of Howard from The Big Bang Theory.

  • I'm guessing that everyone who thumbed down knows what the Bad Touch is like. Remember in the future guys, you have to know the difference!

  • MAT FUCKING DILLON RIGHT THERE

  • I like the part when the guy on the left is creepy.

  • Fucking awesome video! Loved it.

  • this is... fucking hilarious. You guys have a gift.

  • hot men singing. love.

  • hahah you should check out "deviled eggs" by geronimo deadly if you like this....

  • zomfg, my boyfriend always do the hand thing to me...goddamnit

  • @princejohnneyfan ... Hand jobs are generally only given to guys... or transvestites... So... which one are you?

  • @Lehrohon O_O not the handjob, the thing where you like slowly move your finger along the palm. and i'm a girl >_<

  • ohmygosh, molesting mark? why didn't i know about this video before? : D

  • the guy on the left is making the creepiest face in history at 1:27

  • hahahahahaaaaaaa i love this :D <3

  • i now bad touch handshake all my friends now

  • "Where's it going to go? Where's the hand going to go?"

    I #LOL every time at that part xD

  • your a dumb ass

  • the blue shirt guy looks like Jim Halpert from The Office

  • @esimmons694 the guy with the guitar looks like Roy Anderson lol

  • no video better then a good and bad touch.

  • Omg,awesome xD

  • bwahaha this is greeaaat

  • hahah..love this

  • Cool Cool

  • Huge props for keeping a straight face guy in blue shirt

  • roflmaosauce

  • lol at 1:25 to 2:01

  • LMFAO!

  • i love this. i got to go to school and show everyone the awkward handshake =] yes!

    video fucking rocks

  • rotfl xD

  • this is sssso bad funny

  • he looks like hes really been wronged and molested

  • lmao sooo funny

  • bwahahahaha.... funny!!!!!

  • I don't know how they kept a straight face at 1:24 on XD

  • awesome good acting

  • lol

  • that is hilarious

  • i love how guy in blue shirt is so uncomftorble

  • @MtwFilms I love pointing out the joke in all videos.

  • @MtwFilms .... guy in the blue shirt? thats mark little remember that name

  • @MtwFilms that guy has a name sir

  • Awareness!!!

  • john krazinsky i think

  • the guy on the left looks like matt damon and the one on the right looks like jim from the office

  • bahahaha OMGSH this is great... [[:

  • haha ;D

  • ;] ahaha

  • HAHAHA the awkward looks just made the video

  • all uncles should sing this song to their nephews.

  • @bloodbath1634 I think you're missing the point then... That's the joke. Guy in blue is just going along with the song, and the guy with the guitar seems to have subconscious 'feelings' for his buddy...

  • i'm gonna try this. and i saw you guys on collegehumor.

  • lol when he says hand job the guy in the blue looks surprised as hell lol

  • Picnicface would make a bad cellmate. I'm staying out of Canadian prison!

  • We should all strive to stay out of Canadian Prison.

  • what's wrong with a Canadian prison?

  • It's a prison...

  • HAHAHA

  • Oh yeah thats humor! xD

  • haha wow. >D dead funny

  • the guy with the long hair looks like the lead singer from plain white T's

  • Whenever I feel blue, I just have to watch this video and I cheer up immediately. I can't imagine anything being much funnier!

  • way to molest your friend the whole song

  • I love the dud in the blue's face when he gets the 'bad touch'!

  • HAHHAHHAHAHAHA

  • he needs a hug

  • lulz

  • OMG! LOL i loved the end of it! he was like "A good touch is like a handjob and a bad touch....."Ha Ha ha

  • OMG! LOL You just explained to all the readers what they watched about 5 seconds ago.

  • Let me guess? your a sour person aren't you?!