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@TheInFormer500 lolz I thought it was a little sexist how the man or the girl was like, "It really gives a chance for people to see that women can do anything men can do.. in MOVIES!" :
@TheInFormer500 i think youre missing the point of this onion video it was to fun of the way they portrayed women on tv that they can do whatever men can do and still be sexy or still wear this outfit while being smart :P
And hey sexy women if modelling aint your thing and you have no real world qualifications or skills you can always be a sexy secretary XD, come on feminests GET ME!!!!!
This is how the Oscar Awards Ceremony should be, weird and completely random awards that change every time. Now that´s a ceremony that will hit the fan.
Oh sure, that's all great. But if I want to see a woman portrayed as sexy AND sexy on television then I get called a chauvinist pig. It's time for men everywhere to stand up to this PC double standard.
lamo this is about the continual focus on sexualized females eventhough they are powerful reminds me of xena BUT i dont think xena was over sexed at all! do you?
@soulrunner66 i think the guy is really good but the lady tries just a tad bit too hard to sound real.. theyre both good but i think the guy is really good
Some of us don't live in the States, and I'd imagine it's only aired there. But it's bloody hilarious and should definitely be aired around the world!!
@wooite This is what american media is like. And even though it should still be obvious it's fake, I guess people will just believe anything they see from what they believe to be a credible source. Even if they've never heard of that source before.
@wooite Have you ever heard of a little thing called a troll? No? Let me explain. They're kids who are unpopular in real life, so they get their jollies by pissing off folks online with rude and/or intentionally ignorant comments like "Are the Onion videos real?" It's true! Look it up! The moar you know!
still waiting for that story about talking fridge...
TheYouwontgetit 2 months ago
a joke of feminism brilliant
evilmickey100 2 months ago
women should not appear on tv... ...only in porn films...
TheYouwontgetit 3 months ago
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suziezzrn 3 months ago
Onion News Network' the silliest show on tv. To think, there isn't even a real recognizable star, tho Brooke is hottttttttttttt!
lalakerforever 5 months ago
All feminist r ugly as fuck. Score one for men. Titties that is all
FranklinFalcons999 6 months ago
Sexist Onion video
giniethesinger 6 months ago
@giniethesinger um how was this sexist?
TheInFormer500 6 months ago
@TheInFormer500 lolz I thought it was a little sexist how the man or the girl was like, "It really gives a chance for people to see that women can do anything men can do.. in MOVIES!" :
giniethesinger 6 months ago
@TheInFormer500 i think youre missing the point of this onion video it was to fun of the way they portrayed women on tv that they can do whatever men can do and still be sexy or still wear this outfit while being smart :P
TheInFormer500 6 months ago
And hey sexy women if modelling aint your thing and you have no real world qualifications or skills you can always be a sexy secretary XD, come on feminests GET ME!!!!!
Pielord09 6 months ago
On TV
tehblckdeth 7 months ago
LOL left coast.
Those2menoverthere 7 months ago
I swear to God if this was just put on TV one morning, I'd believe it... And I'd return the next week.
theknight27 8 months ago
"now that black girl knows something you don't"
WorkHardNSayItsEasy 8 months ago 9
haha they always have to be sexy at the same time
KillerBear111 8 months ago
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Its like CNN news....but more credible
dick110590 8 months ago
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FireWalkWithMe91 8 months ago
i know this has nothing to do with the video, but did anyone else get a 15 minute ad? -.-
TheSPiR3 8 months ago
@TheSPiR3 yep every other video. hey do you think ??????? deserves a sandwich? nope! -skip-
MrCook69120 8 months ago
the station is more acuratet than fox
juxhintheboss 8 months ago
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I want to touch a nice B-cup awesome
themooddisorders 10 months ago
I want to touch a nice B-cup awesome
themooddisorders 10 months ago
This is how the Oscar Awards Ceremony should be, weird and completely random awards that change every time. Now that´s a ceremony that will hit the fan.
isak666man 11 months ago
This is the only thing that aint fake on onion
mtorres004 11 months ago
They missed Britney spears.
nickthepiggylover 11 months ago
"It was a great night for the women and the men who write for them.","it Just shows that women can do anything men can do on tv"
"I believe they absolutley can't"
(1:52)
AKPride00 11 months ago 2
this speaks the truth
lokalllize 1 year ago
That's a black woman that knows something you don't AHHH I love the onion
realbeautyness25 1 year ago 6
Evangeline lily is so fucking hot
brownbear696969 1 year ago
108 pounds of Angelina jolie in Salt, and she can kick anyones ass , i expected a surprise ending where she admitted to being transexual
guitargold77 1 year ago
wow now that black girl knows something you don't wtf 1:52
beyonce734 1 year ago
What about ugly women, do we overlook their talents or are they not TV Worthy?
(I do understand that this is satire, by the way)
ShrougerNite 1 year ago
hahaha his face at the end
nissanskyline923 1 year ago
Sexy and...sexy and...sexy and..... I love the Onion
douglasrmarion 1 year ago
lmao for reals. I love the onion.
Grasshoppa065 1 year ago
@rubykm1216 why you watching?
bob58875 1 year ago
rofl at the black girl joke hahaha
MUTEGIO36 1 year ago
Pause at 1:27
LeetZoneProductions 1 year ago
@LeetZoneProductions lol:)
NarutoFanBoyie 1 year ago
Watching all these sexy, smart, strong women made me sooo wet.....especially Aiesha Tyler for the Best Extraordinarily Intuitive Black Female!
jamieblond1 1 year ago
The dude said, "The left coast" rather than West Coast. Sad thing is I wouldn't be surprised to hear this from someone who wasn't joking
slurpymiester 1 year ago
Oh sure, that's all great. But if I want to see a woman portrayed as sexy AND sexy on television then I get called a chauvinist pig. It's time for men everywhere to stand up to this PC double standard.
lsudolemite 1 year ago
omg..its sad how dumb some of these viewers are
rubykm1216 1 year ago
@sovrcat good for you!
globalchaos1984 1 year ago
One day there even may be a woman who somehow manages to be sexy, sassy AND Prime Minister of Australia...on TV.
Inediblehulk 1 year ago
Wow I just watched that episode of Lost today xD
Shnorkle07 1 year ago
best physical intimidation of a man who could clearly crush her in real life award
epic
unknownandunnamed 1 year ago
pretty much women can be anything so long as theyre also sexy
urgh sexism these days is too frustrating
(im merely pointing out what theyre alluding to in the vid and expressing my frustration of it... no need for comment)
madrandombutterfly2 1 year ago
@madrandombutterfly2 show us your boobs or GTFO
foodiedave 1 year ago
@sovrcat Because it's a comedy show you fucking idiot, one that mocks the news and how stupid the shit they report is.
BoydTheMilkmanX 1 year ago
Best phisycal indimidation of a man who could clearly crush her in real life. Lol and all too true.
kokopellifan1 1 year ago 2
i thought the news lady was gonna win a wet t-shirt contest.
she is hot
TitWarlord 1 year ago
Wow I just jumped back from ep34 and you guys have come a long way better writing and more refined acting, good job
itsEVERYTHINGme 1 year ago
Lol *Sigh* The Onion-Trolling the internet with such ease.
MrOmniblast 1 year ago
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tHeMoStwaNtEd421 1 year ago
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Fake and gay u suck puussy u reporter go to hell you gay guys
camargo9513 1 year ago
@camargo9513 lol
lollalot 1 year ago
@camargo9513 hahaha
hellomynameisjulius 1 year ago
@camargo9513 ?
kid43332 1 year ago
@camargo9513 wow?
Megajanitor 1 year ago
"A good night for women and the men who write for them." hahahahaha
aaah brilliant.
ZaneZanarkand 1 year ago
is this real??.....LoL just kidding im not an idiot, i love the onion
thabani1995 1 year ago
Who won the "Female Police Chief Berates Her Male Subordinates While Doing the Splits in a Thong" category?
argozempo 1 year ago
Wow, now that black girl knows something you don't.
edeldoe 1 year ago 25
lamo this is about the continual focus on sexualized females eventhough they are powerful reminds me of xena BUT i dont think xena was over sexed at all! do you?
Khonsu1212 1 year ago
Best physical intimidation of a man who could clearly crush her in real life= unlimited lulz
Gingamonay 1 year ago
just because you can be a slut doesnt mean you should be proud of yourself
Gingamonay 1 year ago
... THAT TALKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
123121s1 1 year ago
FAKE
cluch9 1 year ago
@cluch9 Yes, obviously so.
KuroiiChanDeviantArt 1 year ago
@KuroiiChanDeviantArt Yes, obviously so.
cluch9 1 year ago
@cluch9 of ccourse its fake in the words of walter from jeff dunham youre a dumbass
actionabe11 1 year ago
@actionabe11 of ccourse its fake in the words of walter from jeff dunham youre a dumbass
cluch9 1 year ago
IS THIS REAL? im kidding im kidding...
OrogDeMalfur 1 year ago
I thought this was real until they tried to suggest Jennifer Love Hewitt was at a wet t-shirt contest where somebody else won.
YERaFUGNmoron 1 year ago 4
"A great night for women, and the men who write for them!"
Priceless!
redeemer1kamili 1 year ago 12
damn i want that fridge!!!
werellstupid 1 year ago
A refrigerator...THAT TALKS.
Dmirtao 1 year ago
ok, im srry 4 bein stupid but ive nvr heard of the onion news lol
swimmergirl530 1 year ago
The fridge can talk? But is it running?
syafiqjabar 1 year ago
"... On the left coast." This show is genius. Absolute fucking hilarity!
HellhoundPwns 1 year ago 3
that black girl knows something you don't
cmillsox 1 year ago 3
Lmao. "This was an extraordinary night for women, and the men who write for them" hahahahaha.
warchild1488 1 year ago 10
@warchild1488 hahaha that was my fav line
drugsizbad 1 year ago
"...women can do anything that men can do, on TV" HAHAHAHA!!!!
zimzimboy 1 year ago
A man has invented a refrigerator that talks.
StrangeCreep1200 1 year ago
if only the news were this interesting
Slaught1004 1 year ago 66
this is good satire, why is it not on tv!?
chazwuzzer 2 years ago 71
Because, IT'S JUST THAT GOOD O_O
Manofaction0 2 years ago 8
@chazwuzzer well, they do have a newspaper that you can get. It's funny stuff
872463051 1 year ago
There's alot of stuff in the Onion that people find inflammatory or offensive.
Cdubzhappy 1 year ago
@chazwuzzer Because if it was actually on TV all the idiots who think this is real would go into a panic.
metalcheese13 1 year ago 18
@metalcheese13 like that time there was a radio play about an invasion of aliens, and like half of america flipped out...
s328169347 8 months ago
@metalcheese13 funny part is it is now on tv
artist1million 7 months ago
@metalcheese13 it is on TV. Its on IFC. They occasionally show episodes
oakgrove0811 7 months ago
@chazwuzzer anytime they put something online to tv, it just isnt the same (collegehumor anyone?) some things are just better left online.
drugsizbad 1 year ago
@chazwuzzer IT IS GONNA BE ON SEPTEMBER 21!!!
Sparton302 1 year ago
@chazwuzzer cuz u cant say fuck on tv :p
kolby206 1 year ago
@chazwuzzer cuz ppl will start tweeting about how they just heard about beiber bein a 51 year old pedo on the "news" :p plus u cant say fuck on tv
kolby206 1 year ago
@chazwuzzer Hahaha you wrote that a while ago, didn't you?
Sloppyjoemess 1 year ago
@chazwuzzer I would love to see a self reply here! :D
PaulieDeMafia210 10 months ago
@chazwuzzer because nobody would watch it than,tv's dead
BoltaVS 8 months ago
@chazwuzzer It is now, actually,
AlphaOmega6553 8 months ago
Colt de Pablo should have gotten an award for Ziva(well if this was real)
Pendragondnd 2 years ago 3
This is amazing.
LardGargantuus 2 years ago 2
These guys are such good actors.
soulrunner66 2 years ago 9
@soulrunner66 i think the guy is really good but the lady tries just a tad bit too hard to sound real.. theyre both good but i think the guy is really good
liv38ig 2 years ago 4
Son of a bitch.
AmazingGusto 2 years ago
"That black girl knows something you dont!"
WoWIcebane 2 years ago 3
@WoWIcebane Best onion ever xD
tobbaias 2 years ago
THIS IS GOLD!!
tuzmor 2 years ago
Now go make me tea and crumpets!
rlinfinity 2 years ago
Iv'e never seen such an accurate news studio.
magnum4magnets82 2 years ago
Its like there saying what were thinking!!!!!
jetsam50000 2 years ago
"Extraordinarily Intuitive Black Female" lmao
bjmensz 2 years ago 9
i just want to kno how can they do all of this with a straight face i mean if it were me i would be laughing every take.
xxporingzxx 2 years ago
Hey now don't make fun of Jennifer Hewitt. She's amazing. And has awesome boobs.
XXhelpfighterXX 2 years ago
lol the joke here is that no matter what they are, females on tv still have to be hot or else no one cares. sad but true.
Clearie552 2 years ago 26
@Clearie552 i do hope you dont think the women on the view are hot? :p
alphaXbeta6 1 year ago
Oh my goodness, someone emailed this to me, and I thought it was real for about a minute. I almost had a heart attack...!
good job, onion!
artdyke 2 years ago
americans just shock me outta my panties.
pootellytubby 2 years ago 7
ohh u a girl ok . next time can i pull them off?
champion8312 2 years ago
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wow, I'm getting jealous haha xD - watch also my strip and tell me which one is better ;) ♥ and dont forget to subscribe ♥
mrsxsweet89 2 years ago
Ahahahahaha
"It was a great night for women and for the men who write for them."
:D
ABananaRama 2 years ago 41
"this proves that women can do anything that men can do... on tv"
lmao
themfactor126 2 years ago 134
hahaha 1:53 "now that black girl knows something you don't"
jeff123jason 2 years ago 22
i think she kick box's so its possivle she can crush that man and not the other way around
luvdemladies 2 years ago
Best Physical intimidation of a man who could Clearly crush her in real life ... lool
Thisisthefuture100 2 years ago 8
i can't believe every onion video i open, there's an argument about if this is real or not.
how sheltered are some of you people????
!!!!!!!!!!!!
wooite 2 years ago 122
Some of us don't live in the States, and I'd imagine it's only aired there. But it's bloody hilarious and should definitely be aired around the world!!
beeskneesful 2 years ago 5
I don't live in the States, I live in Canada, and I could CLEARLY tell that it was fake even just by the name.
diskorav3 2 years ago 9
what are people in canada stupid
gothicdevilgirl 2 years ago
What are you, scene?
diskorav3 2 years ago
And it was a reply to another comment, slut.
diskorav3 2 years ago
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americans are more stupid, did u even see the video? americans are stupid
PSNvorcia 2 years ago
if you didn't catch the purpose of the video, the whole show is a joke. nice try though.
loudquietproductions 2 years ago
I love the people who thinks its real. so funny to read their comments. so please dont say its fake so they'll think otherwise :D
DamperenDK 2 years ago
@diskorav3
Well... look at that! We got ourselves a natural born genius!
felfner 2 years ago
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You're a stupid nigger. It was a reply to another comment.
diskorav3 2 years ago
Indeed, it's sad.
doom032 2 years ago
Wootie,
You should REALLY see the "Al Queda vs 9/11 conspiracy" guy. The 'truthers' come out like scientologists.
FelchBelcher 2 years ago 5
ugh....truthers
wooite 2 years ago
THANK YOU!
SchutMeNow 2 years ago 2
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lol I know, right?
SofaKing37 2 years ago
@wooite This is what american media is like. And even though it should still be obvious it's fake, I guess people will just believe anything they see from what they believe to be a credible source. Even if they've never heard of that source before.
5k4k1dhtp 1 year ago
@wooite dude how did u react the first time u saw one of these
werellstupid 1 year ago
@wooite Have you ever heard of a little thing called a troll? No? Let me explain. They're kids who are unpopular in real life, so they get their jollies by pissing off folks online with rude and/or intentionally ignorant comments like "Are the Onion videos real?" It's true! Look it up! The moar you know!
lilwyvern4 1 year ago
@wooite humanity is doomed
Finiras 1 year ago
@wooite it is fake u relize
runetoon1234 1 year ago
@wooite ''you people''? Give some of us a break, will you?
kid43332 1 year ago
@wooite I know, right?
You'd have to be pretty fucking stupid to believe this is real news. xD
BoydTheMilkmanX 1 year ago
@wooite I was at that awards show and actually got to meet Tracey. It was really touching when Mariska won.
SongsofLoveandHate 1 year ago
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r they a real news or spoof
rinkerall 2 years ago
Spoof ._.
Chaidez001 2 years ago
spoof duh.lol
aoepro 2 years ago
ahahahahaha
pollockpeople 2 years ago
jesus christ are you serious its a spoof
TheMrRydurr 2 years ago
"Now that black girl knows something you don't"
ROFL
Toxxi 2 years ago 10
"They've come a long way" lol
sbndaytonaguy 2 years ago
"BLACK female" LOL!!!
chad5161 2 years ago 3
yeah
ELkuken 2 years ago
"On the left coast" LOL
linksezhai 2 years ago 3
''Never see that happening'' roFOROFl
Gumbo550 2 years ago
hahahathis is so fucked up i love it
tingtingwanmusic 2 years ago 3
This shit is like FOX news. It's practically the same thing.
ParadiseUp 2 years ago 6
I was thinking the exact same thing....... but when I was watching the fat kid swimming with his shirt on episode.
Reptile8488 2 years ago
fox makes stuff up more
notoriouslynx 2 years ago 7
only they actually try to make bullshit up.
klyekyle 2 years ago
Hahahahahahahahahaha Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
ha ha
ha
ha
woooh that was a good one
DaVoltaire 2 years ago
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wait what is a VIP?
greendayoff 2 years ago
a very importen person
tyu632 2 years ago
"Very Important Person"
ISeeTallPeople 2 years ago
Voices In Poo.
AnimationMaster99 2 years ago
very important person
cougarspiper 2 years ago
no one on the internet
deora2dude 2 years ago
"And the men that write for them" LOL
SKB266 2 years ago 5
What would the refrigerator say?
DaVoltaire 2 years ago
lol, "the left coast" !!!
michellemybelle93 2 years ago 5
Hilarious. I almost cried when he said, "Now that black girl knows something you don't."
rickiec 2 years ago 8
Talking refrigerator! =P
Randommelon 2 years ago