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  • still waiting for that story about talking fridge...

  • a joke of feminism brilliant

  • women should not appear on tv... ...only in porn films...

  • Onion News Network' the silliest show on tv. To think, there isn't even a real recognizable star, tho Brooke is hottttttttttttt!

  • All feminist r ugly as fuck. Score one for men. Titties that is all

  • Sexist Onion video

  • @giniethesinger um how was this sexist?

  • @TheInFormer500 lolz I thought it was a little sexist how the man or the girl was like, "It really gives a chance for people to see that women can do anything men can do.. in MOVIES!" :

  • @TheInFormer500 i think youre missing the point of this onion video it was to fun of the way they portrayed women on tv that they can do whatever men can do and still be sexy or still wear this outfit while being smart :P

  • And hey sexy women if modelling aint your thing and you have no real world qualifications or skills you can always be a sexy secretary XD, come on feminests GET ME!!!!!

  • On TV

  • LOL left coast.

  • I swear to God if this was just put on TV one morning, I'd believe it... And I'd return the next week.

  • "now that black girl knows something you don't"

  • haha they always have to be sexy at the same time

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  • i know this has nothing to do with the video, but did anyone else get a 15 minute ad? -.-

  • @TheSPiR3 yep every other video. hey do you think ??????? deserves a sandwich? nope! -skip-

  • the station is more acuratet than fox

  • I want to touch a nice B-cup  awesome

  • This is how the Oscar Awards Ceremony should be, weird and completely random awards that change every time. Now that´s a ceremony that will hit the fan.

  • This is the only thing that aint fake on onion

  • They missed Britney spears.

  • "It was a great night for the women and the men who write for them.","it Just shows that women can do anything men can do on tv"

    "I believe they absolutley can't"

    (1:52)

  • this speaks the truth

  • That's a black woman that knows something you don't AHHH I love the onion

  • Evangeline lily is so fucking hot

  • 108 pounds of Angelina jolie in Salt, and she can kick anyones ass , i expected a surprise ending where she admitted to being transexual

  • wow now that black girl knows something you don't wtf 1:52

  • What about ugly women, do we overlook their talents or are they not TV Worthy?

    (I do understand that this is satire, by the way)

  • hahaha his face at the end

  • Sexy and...sexy and...sexy and..... I love the Onion

  • lmao for reals. I love the onion.

  • @rubykm1216 why you watching?

  • rofl at the black girl joke hahaha

  • Pause at 1:27

  • Watching all these sexy, smart, strong women made me sooo wet.....especially Aiesha Tyler for the Best Extraordinarily Intuitive Black Female!

  • The dude said, "The left coast" rather than West Coast. Sad thing is I wouldn't be surprised to hear this from someone who wasn't joking

  • Oh sure, that's all great. But if I want to see a woman portrayed as sexy AND sexy on television then I get called a chauvinist pig. It's time for men everywhere to stand up to this PC double standard.

  • omg..its sad how dumb some of these viewers are

  • @sovrcat good for you!

  • One day there even may be a woman who somehow manages to be sexy, sassy AND Prime Minister of Australia...on TV.

  • Wow I just watched that episode of Lost today xD

  • best physical intimidation of a man who could clearly crush her in real life award

    epic

  • pretty much women can be anything so long as theyre also sexy

    urgh sexism these days is too frustrating

    (im merely pointing out what theyre alluding to in the vid and expressing my frustration of it... no need for comment)

  • @madrandombutterfly2 show us your boobs or GTFO

  • @sovrcat Because it's a comedy show you fucking idiot, one that mocks the news and how stupid the shit they report is.

  • Best phisycal indimidation of a man who could clearly crush her in real life. Lol and all too true.

  • i thought the news lady was gonna win a wet t-shirt contest.

    she is hot

  • Wow I just jumped back from ep34 and you guys have come a long way better writing and more refined acting, good job

  • Lol *Sigh* The Onion-Trolling the internet with such ease.

  • @camargo9513 lol

  • @camargo9513 hahaha

  • @camargo9513 wow?

  • "A good night for women and the men who write for them." hahahahaha

    aaah brilliant.

  • is this real??.....LoL just kidding im not an idiot, i love the onion

  • Who won the "Female Police Chief Berates Her Male Subordinates While Doing the Splits in a Thong" category?

  • Wow, now that black girl knows something you don't.

  • lamo this is about the continual focus on sexualized females eventhough they are powerful reminds me of xena BUT i dont think xena was over sexed at all! do you?

  • Best physical intimidation of a man who could clearly crush her in real life= unlimited lulz

  • just because you can be a slut doesnt mean you should be proud of yourself

  • ... THAT TALKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • FAKE

  • @cluch9 Yes, obviously so.

  • @KuroiiChanDeviantArt Yes, obviously so.

  • @cluch9  of ccourse its fake in the words of walter from jeff dunham youre a dumbass

  • @actionabe11 of ccourse its fake in the words of walter from jeff dunham youre a dumbass

  • IS THIS REAL? im kidding im kidding...

  • I thought this was real until they tried to suggest Jennifer Love Hewitt was at a wet t-shirt contest where somebody else won.

  • "A great night for women, and the men who write for them!"

    Priceless!

  • damn i want that fridge!!!

  • A refrigerator...THAT TALKS.

  • ok, im srry 4 bein stupid but ive nvr heard of the onion news lol

  • The fridge can talk? But is it running?

  • "... On the left coast." This show is genius. Absolute fucking hilarity!

  • that black girl knows something you don't

  • Lmao. "This was an extraordinary night for women, and the men who write for them" hahahahaha.

  • @warchild1488 hahaha that was my fav line

  • "...women can do anything that men can do, on TV" HAHAHAHA!!!!

  • A man has invented a refrigerator that talks.

  • if only the news were this interesting

  • this is good satire, why is it not on tv!?

  • Because, IT'S JUST THAT GOOD O_O

  • @chazwuzzer well, they do have a newspaper that you can get. It's funny stuff

  • There's alot of stuff in the Onion that people find inflammatory or offensive.

  • @chazwuzzer Because if it was actually on TV all the idiots who think this is real would go into a panic.

  • @metalcheese13 like that time there was a radio play about an invasion of aliens, and like half of america flipped out...

  • @metalcheese13 funny part is it is now on tv

  • @metalcheese13 it is on TV. Its on IFC. They occasionally show episodes

  • @chazwuzzer anytime they put something online to tv, it just isnt the same (collegehumor anyone?) some things are just better left online.

  • @chazwuzzer IT IS GONNA BE ON SEPTEMBER 21!!!

  • @chazwuzzer cuz u cant say fuck on tv :p

  • @chazwuzzer cuz ppl will start tweeting about how they just heard about beiber bein a 51 year old pedo on the "news" :p plus u cant say fuck on tv

  • @chazwuzzer Hahaha you wrote that a while ago, didn't you?

  • @chazwuzzer I would love to see a self reply here! :D

  • @chazwuzzer because nobody would watch it than,tv's dead 

  • @chazwuzzer It is now, actually,

  • Colt de Pablo should have gotten an award for Ziva(well if this was real)

  • This is amazing.

  • These guys are such good actors.

  • @soulrunner66 i think the guy is really good but the lady tries just a tad bit too hard to sound real.. theyre both good but i think the guy is really good

  • Son of a bitch.

  • "That black girl knows something you dont!"

  • @WoWIcebane Best onion ever xD

  • THIS IS GOLD!!

  • Now go make me tea and crumpets!

  • Iv'e never seen such an accurate news studio.

  • Its like there saying what were thinking!!!!!

  • "Extraordinarily Intuitive Black Female" lmao

  • i just want to kno how can they do all of this with a straight face i mean if it were me i would be laughing every take.

  • Hey now don't make fun of Jennifer Hewitt. She's amazing. And has awesome boobs.

  • lol the joke here is that no matter what they are, females on tv still have to be hot or else no one cares. sad but true.

  • @Clearie552 i do hope you dont think the women on the view are hot? :p

  • Oh my goodness, someone emailed this to me, and I thought it was real for about a minute. I almost had a heart attack...!

    good job, onion!

  • americans just shock me outta my panties.

  • ohh u a girl ok . next time can i pull them off?

  • Ahahahahaha

    "It was a great night for women and for the men who write for them."

    :D

  • "this proves that women can do anything that men can do... on tv"

    lmao

  • hahaha 1:53 "now that black girl knows something you don't"

  • i think she kick box's so its possivle she can crush that man and not the other way around

  • Best Physical intimidation of a man who could Clearly crush her in real life ... lool

  • i can't believe every onion video i open, there's an argument about if this is real or not.

    how sheltered are some of you people????

    !!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Some of us don't live in the States, and I'd imagine it's only aired there. But it's bloody hilarious and should definitely be aired around the world!!

  • I don't live in the States, I live in Canada, and I could CLEARLY tell that it was fake even just by the name.

  • what are people in canada stupid

  • What are you, scene?

  • And it was a reply to another comment, slut.

  • if you didn't catch the purpose of the video, the whole show is a joke. nice try though.

  • I love the people who thinks its real. so funny to read their comments. so please dont say its fake so they'll think otherwise :D

  • @diskorav3

    Well... look at that! We got ourselves a natural born genius!

  • Indeed, it's sad.

  • Wootie,

    You should REALLY see the "Al Queda vs 9/11 conspiracy" guy. The 'truthers' come out like scientologists.

  • ugh....truthers

  • THANK YOU!

  • @wooite This is what american media is like. And even though it should still be obvious it's fake, I guess people will just believe anything they see from what they believe to be a credible source. Even if they've never heard of that source before.

  • @wooite dude how did u react the first time u saw one of these

  • @wooite Have you ever heard of a little thing called a troll? No? Let me explain. They're kids who are unpopular in real life, so they get their jollies by pissing off folks online with rude and/or intentionally ignorant comments like "Are the Onion videos real?" It's true! Look it up! The moar you know!

  • @wooite humanity is doomed

  • @wooite it is fake u relize

  • @wooite ''you people''? Give some of us a break, will you?

  • @wooite I know, right?

    You'd have to be pretty fucking stupid to believe this is real news. xD

  • @wooite I was at that awards show and actually got to meet Tracey.  It was really touching when Mariska won.

  • Spoof ._.

  • spoof duh.lol

  • ahahahahaha

  • jesus christ are you serious its a spoof

  • "Now that black girl knows something you don't"

    ROFL

  • "They've come a long way" lol

  • "BLACK female" LOL!!!

  • yeah

  • "On the left coast" LOL

  • ''Never see that happening'' roFOROFl

  • hahahathis is so fucked up i love it

  • This shit is like FOX news. It's practically the same thing.

  • I was thinking the exact same thing....... but when I was watching the fat kid swimming with his shirt on episode.

  • fox makes stuff up more

  • only they actually try to make bullshit up.

  • Hahahahahahahahahaha Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

    ha ha

    ha

    ha

    woooh that was a good one

  • a very importen person

  • "Very Important Person"

  • Voices In Poo.

  • very important person

  • no one on the internet

  • "And the men that write for them" LOL

  • What would the refrigerator say?

  • lol, "the left coast" !!!

  • Hilarious. I almost cried when he said, "Now that black girl knows something you don't."

  • Talking refrigerator! =P