I'm going to defend Tebow by saying his has been doing this since Middle School, it's not his fault the media is picking up on it now. You don't see him bragging about it, and he only talks about it when asked.
Do not faul the Lord's good name! I shall have you banished from this earth, and burn in hell for all eternity! Obviously, Jesus, nor God, is not respocible for the athletes of this nation losing. It's the work of the Devil!
I'll be laughing my head off, when you all burn in hell!
This is why I don`t declare my beliefs, because of these arrogant Christians that continue to mock non-believers and do nothing to help them but laugh in their faces.
@codywst FIIIINAAALY some sort of responce. I was just trolling for fun. I am an atheist, and you are an idiot. Not for falling for my torlling, obviously, but for being a christian. Hah.
@tarrizzzzzzzzz typical christian, laugh while another suffers...........let me ask you something, do you suppose your savior JC will be right beside you yucking it up & celebrating the misfortune of another???? you know, elbowing you & pointing at all the suffering while the two of you eat popcorn????? yeah, i doubt it too.............
The high authority of the Church sanctioned the institution of slavery to the extent that the leading theologians had declared all barbarous and infidel nations who shut their ears to the truths of Christianity, are fair objects of rapine, captivity and slavery.
Whether allah, jesus, gawd, belzebub, they are ALL BULLSHIT! George was pointing out the HYPOCRISY (christians, muslims, etc.) demonstrate repeatedly by thanking their deity. George admired critical thinking which is not part of the reality of muslims, christians, etc. If they weren't sheep obeying their religious beliefs, the world would have a greater chance of cooperative intelligence succeeding to make this a better world rather than a war-torn, hate-filled world of mindless religions.
@billwalkerable "And what can we do to silence these Christian athletes who thank Jesus whenever they win, and never mention his name when they lose. Not a word. You never hear them say "Jesus made me drop the ball. The good lord tripped me up behind the line of scrimmage." According to these guys Jesus is undefeated, meanwhile these assholes are in last place, must be one of those "Miracles!"
@Andrewet123 Many thanks. It would be great to have the opportunity to talk to one of these Jezuz freaks in detail when they dropped the ball or it was intercepted by a guy with a different god.
Actually it is quite accurate. And your Allah is just a figment of your imagination. Unfortunately you have bought into this just like the 1.6 billion others. So does Allah teach you to treat people like how you are treating me? What a loving "god" you have! Fortunately because I believe in a God of love, I forgive you for what you said and do not resent you. I just feel bad for you.
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interesting... and how about when there is turmoil EVERYONE turns on God and says "why would your God allow these people to (fill in the blank)"? But when something GOOD happens, they never attribute it to God. This is lame George Carlin needed God, too late I guess.
@ACKeuilian actually when something shitty happens it furthers my proof their is no god, would a loving god give cancer to a innocent child in africa, which by no will or way fo his own could know who jesus was? gimmie a break
I listen to this and I think - Tim Tebow :)
thehungryman1 3 weeks ago
Same case with war; "God was on OUR side" :P
ilovetogofast88 1 month ago
Same case with war; "God was on OUR side! :P
ilovetogofast88 1 month ago
Jesus Christ got his holy ass kicked by Tom Brady.
RIPdixiecarter 1 month ago
George Carlin > Tim Tebow
MetalEdge56 2 months ago 7
That muscle head pompous fucktard Tim Tebow should stop sucking off Jesus and listen to the all mighty George Carlin! :)
corycashatt90 2 months ago
AHAHAHA Tim Tebow for sure.
JackShirleyComedy 2 months ago
Way ahead of his time. Too bad he didn't get the full Tebow would have been great!
Teresaolliz 3 months ago
Tim tebow really needs to watch this. People like him annoy me.
brendanman30 3 months ago 2
@brendanman30
I'm going to defend Tebow by saying his has been doing this since Middle School, it's not his fault the media is picking up on it now. You don't see him bragging about it, and he only talks about it when asked.
TheKenTerry 3 months ago
@brendanman30 Same here. I can tell Tebow is a good person, but he is so fucking delusional.
danynumero6 4 days ago
@danynumero6 I totally agree with that. I think the SNL skit parodying him did a great job with the delusional part.
brendanman30 4 days ago
What stand up is this? :O
skylinefolife 3 months ago
@skylinefolife Back In Town - 1996
danynumero6 4 days ago
I wish tim tebow would watch this
BeaglesRuleTheRoost 3 months ago
@tarizzzzzzzzz I think George carlin said it best, fuck you
classicalmuisicman 3 months ago
Do not faul the Lord's good name! I shall have you banished from this earth, and burn in hell for all eternity! Obviously, Jesus, nor God, is not respocible for the athletes of this nation losing. It's the work of the Devil!
I'll be laughing my head off, when you all burn in hell!
tarrizzzzzzzzz 3 months ago
@tarrizzzzzzzzz
This is why I don`t declare my beliefs, because of these arrogant Christians that continue to mock non-believers and do nothing to help them but laugh in their faces.
With that said I still think the video`s funny
codywst 3 months ago
@codywst FIIIINAAALY some sort of responce. I was just trolling for fun. I am an atheist, and you are an idiot. Not for falling for my torlling, obviously, but for being a christian. Hah.
tarrizzzzzzzzz 3 months ago
@tarrizzzzzzzzz typical christian, laugh while another suffers...........let me ask you something, do you suppose your savior JC will be right beside you yucking it up & celebrating the misfortune of another???? you know, elbowing you & pointing at all the suffering while the two of you eat popcorn????? yeah, i doubt it too.............
jgagz73 3 months ago
@jgagz73 still not a christian :) I was just trolling :p
tarrizzzzzzzzz 2 months ago
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tarrizzzzzzzzz 3 months ago
Man this example alone should be enough to disprove religion. I hate that thank you jesus BS so much. Thanks George. Miss ya.
rocaho001 3 months ago
So true...
atheist382 3 months ago
The high authority of the Church sanctioned the institution of slavery to the extent that the leading theologians had declared all barbarous and infidel nations who shut their ears to the truths of Christianity, are fair objects of rapine, captivity and slavery.
olivernewsweekly 3 months ago
*cough* Tim Tebow *Cough*
PanthervsRams2004 3 months ago 4
@PanthervsRams2004
Oh, yes. Were George Carlin still alive, I imagine he would have quite a few things to say about Tim Tebow.
MovieMagicMaster 3 months ago
Whether allah, jesus, gawd, belzebub, they are ALL BULLSHIT! George was pointing out the HYPOCRISY (christians, muslims, etc.) demonstrate repeatedly by thanking their deity. George admired critical thinking which is not part of the reality of muslims, christians, etc. If they weren't sheep obeying their religious beliefs, the world would have a greater chance of cooperative intelligence succeeding to make this a better world rather than a war-torn, hate-filled world of mindless religions.
mindofclarity 3 months ago 2
What about those boxers that thank god when they win? "thank you god for giving me the power to give the other guy a fucking concussion amen."
angryfudo 5 months ago
I'm deaf. I wish you'd give the text of George Carlin's GREAT humor.
billwalkerable 6 months ago 32
@billwalkerable "And what can we do to silence these Christian athletes who thank Jesus whenever they win, and never mention his name when they lose. Not a word. You never hear them say "Jesus made me drop the ball. The good lord tripped me up behind the line of scrimmage." According to these guys Jesus is undefeated, meanwhile these assholes are in last place, must be one of those "Miracles!"
:)
Andrewet123 3 months ago 4
@Andrewet123 Many thanks. It would be great to have the opportunity to talk to one of these Jezuz freaks in detail when they dropped the ball or it was intercepted by a guy with a different god.
billwalkerable 3 months ago
@billwalkerable
check this page: rense[DOT]com/general69/obj[DOT]htm
enjoy!
hopes26 3 months ago
Actually it is quite accurate. And your Allah is just a figment of your imagination. Unfortunately you have bought into this just like the 1.6 billion others. So does Allah teach you to treat people like how you are treating me? What a loving "god" you have! Fortunately because I believe in a God of love, I forgive you for what you said and do not resent you. I just feel bad for you.
ACKeuilian 7 months ago
It's not just athletes sadly; musicians, actors, politicians, talent show contestants - even the REALLY fucking bad ones - drives me nuts.
Xanatos712 11 months ago
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interesting... and how about when there is turmoil EVERYONE turns on God and says "why would your God allow these people to (fill in the blank)"? But when something GOOD happens, they never attribute it to God. This is lame George Carlin needed God, too late I guess.
ACKeuilian 1 year ago
@ACKeuilian You need Allah.
8BitPerception 7 months ago
@8BitPerception Allah? doesn't ring a bell.
ACKeuilian 7 months ago
@ACKeuilian
Are you serious?
No wonder you spout such ignorant bullshit. lol
8BitPerception 7 months ago
@ACKeuilian actually when something shitty happens it furthers my proof their is no god, would a loving god give cancer to a innocent child in africa, which by no will or way fo his own could know who jesus was? gimmie a break
TheAndre2200 3 months ago
Bills WR Stevie Johnson almost falls into this category lol
RichieL1991 1 year ago 17
@RichieL1991 i was thinking the same lol.......i think he qualifies!!!!!!!!
jgagz73 1 year ago