Wanda Sykes at Montreal

[vanizorc]

Honestly, the funniest female comedian in the world thus far. She is miles ahead of Ellen Degeneres

[7341662]

Wanda Sykes has such a huge, fat, disgusting ass. Whydo black women all have such ugly butts?

[Martaveli]

lol dykes

[Z5188Vette]

Haha... I love it ... you dumb white idiots... you are just sealing your fates... wait until you have to deal with a nigger in your child's "children" ... this country falls apart more and more every day...

[blognewb]

@Z5188Vette huh

[jewelsofbeing333]

LMAO!

[coolcat3232]

blonde bitches in the audience are not amused...

[Spliter546]

"Whats all this chewin stuff......." LOL

[Spliter546]

"He took one on the arm. Thats true love right there!" LMFAO

[Spliter546]

LOL at her comparing dogs and cats

[amberesch]

how can anybody not love her? she is the funniest woman on earth

[SoCalxHeartbreaker]

that was GAY!

[1Vella]

She looks so much better with her natural curly hair

[LONDA66able]

yo wanda check out this funny video....prophet kensley kennedy on youtube...

[boyofmusicall]

You better feed me before you go to work

[LONDA66able]

Love Ya Wanda Check Out My Videos Prophet Kensley Kennedy

[OneWayRoad]

the audio-video being out of sync is really distracting, but she is hilarious

[surferdudette19]

haha I love cats though :]

[OhNoYouCant]

this is so gay

[cjs33139]

@OhNoYouCant just like you.

[rustyroother]

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[yomi001]

audio is really out of sync.

[sueslowrider92]

funny

[hamirkalyan]

"you better take your ass to work....and feed me before you leave! i'll scratch all this stuff in here!"

[TheMarvolon]

Wanda with a perm...danh-dahn-duhgn

[AsellusPrimus]

OOOH GIRL SHE GOT HER WEAVE ON

[iLuvAkeys4ever]

@AsellusPrimus Why is it that black women who don't have any hair try and bring down black women who do. Whenever I come on the internet and you see a black woman with long straight hair every comment is ooooh she got on her weave when in fact a LARGE number of black women do have long hair or they can stimulate growth out of short hair. This has to stop. Black people do more damage to their own race than the white man has been able to do for the last 15,000 years!

[MurderReignz1]

You see, that's love right there. He knew he was wrong, I shot him, you move on.

hehehe

[taffydavenport1]

Is she wearing her dildo??

[3MAHIRI7]

more more!!!1

[aylix89]

what she said about the cat is true ..they think they run things

[twistedroots666]

Her parents remind me of my grandparents.

"Our marriage isn't easy. I had to chase him with a bat and the frying pan. Things get hard. People fight. We fight all the time. That's why we only had two kids'.

I am showing my grandma this clip.

[beerfish55]

she looks better with the fro

[aylix89]

@beerfish55 i thought the same thing

i think it fits her personality more

[RandomEmoBabe]

omg, look at her old hair! :O

[Nongamblerpokerfan]

wow she changed a lot..

[mobran96]

what year was this love it ha she was straight lol jk

[CloudNineFairy]

"...You better get your ass to work...And feed me before you leave!...I'll scratch all this stuff up in here!" My cat is like that!!!!

[theREALiceveela]

she looks different, a guess she aged alot since i saw her last show. either that or she just looks older with her hair down.

[KJSPianoGoddess]

I love the pets part. Esp the cat !! THATS SO TRUE. Lol hahaha.

[xadam2dudex]

hmm this must be old.. that hairs style I haven't seen on her in ages

[iLuvAkeys4ever]

The only side effect is that it can kill you, but will it help my penis, LMAO,

[trippyboi91]

LOL! u better take yo ass to work. lol

[satinfloss]

she's brilliant!!!

[MrDeonB]

lmao at chew

[newagesoapopera1]

"you better take your ass to work...and feed me before you leave ...I'll scratch everything up in here!!_cat" lol

[NiiX83]

He knew he was wrong, I shot him, ya move on...LAMO

[SamforCavalli]

*DING*! you get an extra woman LMAO!!!!!!

[RavenBlaze]

I'm just glad she is happily married and her marriage is acknowledged as legal since it was prior to prop 8 passing and causing marriage discrimination in cali

[MKfreak16]

omg when was this?...she looks soooooo much different

[Wickett01]

This was before 2000 when she was on The Chris Rock Show on HBO.

[everdog]

Genius!

[Juanygirl]

You better take your ass to work. LMAO

[gloomyoutlook]

LOL, I randomly remembered that line like a year after seeing this clip while I was in the bathroom, and I couldn't stop laughing

[zerobeloved]

i have to ask, which line was it?!?!?!

[usaearthling]

wow, here I am enjoying Wanda's joke's and all these litle teeny boppers are fighting over hair? Grow up BITCHES!

[negativeindustrial]

@usaearthling TWF is a teeny bopper? Showing your age much?

[usaearthling]

@negativeindustrial What is "TWF" ? Showing your illiteracy much?

[negativeindustrial]

It's called a typo bitch - it happens

[ktsatsi]

THIS WOMAN IS THE FCKING GOSPEL!

[benjaminjanet]

she is my heroe. her point of views, i couldnt agree any more with her

[foccha]

lol everytime i look at my cat now i believe she's probably thinking...

"You better take your arse to work...and feed me before you leave. I'll scratch this stuff up in here."

[brotmann86]

common guys, focus! focus!!

:-D

[brandonoc12]

I don't think I will ever get tired of Wanda Sykes. I love her!

[theinventer6000]

this woman uses fresh dynamic jokes.

[ATLDRUELZ]

Wanda is the business...

[SootAlista7ala]

haters shut up, she is one of the best out there simple as that

[sylar2307]

pretty sure all this video is meant to do is entertain. what's with the political debate? just watch and enjoy.

[schef123]

God I love this woman!

[theinventer6000]

Looks, you see that. that's love ight there. LMAO

[michaelmp5]

Gotta love wanda

[hahadaamn]

you better take yo ass to work...

and feed me before you leave..

scratch all this shit up in here...

[sweetbutdaring]

her hair looks lovely, she should have it like that again.

[nijaexhile3]

you mean nice and straight and chemically fake.

Nah she looks great with her more natural looking curls. More black women should follow her example.

[sweetbutdaring]

I didn't mean that at all, I just mean that personally I like this look so much more. No need to read more into it, I wasn't implying anything more than that.

[nijaexhile3]

In other words you like her hair when it looks non black. Not to say you're trying to make some racist statement. But essentially what you are saying is that you like her hair better when its straight and lying in a way black peoples hair wouldn't naturally lie.

Fair enough that you just like it, but to me it smacks of self dislike when black women sport that chemical look. I think they should all rock Afro type deals or braids etc.

[BloodyMaori]

I think all people should be free to choose without others making assumptions.

[parachuteboi]

lots of white chicks straighten their hair too dumbass.

[nijaexhile3]

Oh really? And how many white girls add tight curls to their hair? How many of them have it straight 24/7 and are horrified when their natural hair starts growing in? Please. Yeah lets all pretend there isn't a "nappy hair is bad" disease in America. Black women should embrace what they've been given.

Dumb ass.

[parachuteboi]

it's a woman's perogative to do what she wants with her hair and make-up. Its a WOMANS issue not a RACIAL issue. Should all women stop shaving their armpits too because it's "unnatural" . Get your head out of the 'race sand'

[nijaexhile3]

Of course its her perogative. Im not holding a gun to any ones head. And sorry it IS a racial issue doesn't go away just because it makes you uncomfortable. If you dont think there is a correlation between almost every black woman for the last 60 yrs feeling like she has to put harsh chemicals in her hair to straighten it and the "ooooh hes got the GOOD hair" sentiment you often hear then you're deluded.

[parachuteboi]

honey babe, Oprah has been on tv for years she;s had many hairsryles in the 80's there was the fro but yet u say fro's was from the hippie age. she is rich and is a billionarie sweetie.

[ninetiesbaby10]

kind of the same way many white women feel the need to inject colagen into their lips to achive the fullness of a black womans...or the same way they feel the need to expose their entire bodies to harsh sunbeams in tanning beds for hours at atgime to get a tan...or the same way they inject the poisin botox into their forehead to reduce wrinkles and lines because as they say "black dont crack"...its not just balck women its most women and plenty of men too

[iLuvAkeys4ever]

nijaehile3: you have no idea what you are saying. There are many white people who admit to hating red heads. I had one white friend who said that if she had a red headed baby she would flush it down the toilet. Self hate is not just a black thing but that's all you see on White TV, black men hating black women and, black people who hate their natural hair, they don't show Orientals who prefer round eyes and are having plastic surgery to change the shape of their eyes!!! wake up!

[parachuteboi]

i suppose your going to say black head hate there nappy hair too because 90% of them shave it or cut it very low. Have you heard of something called "fashion". Guess what, black people can have it too. (roll eyes)

[nijaexhile3]

90% of them? Oh really? Seems to me a couple of years back every second black dude had braids. And before that everyone had high tops/fades. Now THAT was fashion. Um in case you had noticed fashion tends to drift. Kinda funny how the "fashion" for black women has been straight hair since they invented straightening chemicals. Awfully long time for a particular "fashion". Seems like your the one with your head in the sand.

[colibri1]

I agree. And more white women should leave their hair natural too, quit lightening it and straightening it

[nijaexhile3]

Exactly. Women in general should own what they have.

[ElLoca69]

lool shes actually a lesbian so this is funny i LOVE WANDA

[30Silas]

Wanda is not no lesbian.....

[wolee03]

Yes she is...she came out. She used to be married to a man several years ago, but they divorced a while back. Guess we know one reason...

[30Silas]

Oh ok i didnt know that, didnt know she came out.

[wolee03]

I remember this concert and one before being on Comedy Central, so I knew she had been married. I was surprised when I heard.

[miaalessandra]

yes she is

[jacksmall010]

show her were i shot you, now thats love there

[foxyd1973]

you better get your ass to work, and feed me before you leave!!! Hilarious LMAO...lol jajajajajajaj she is too much, I lover her.

[pittielynn]

The J is right beside the T. Its called a typo.

[Zaminrah]

you should learn some English too.

Check your spelling Einstein!

[terrafirma91]

"Leave me out alone. Gotta get myself home...!" Great! I liked her spiel on Viagra, and the dogs vs. cats as well. Very funny. I think the calmness in her face adds a lot.

[TanzaniteDiamonds]

Doesn't every man want two women? Blah blah blah.....!!! (Wanda is hysterical!)

[TanzaniteDiamonds]

"Jot that down....do that again...!" lmao

[charms7]

she is the best

[NooDLES411911]

She is so funny, what the fuck is a cockstain?

[L1U2C3Y]

Wow hairs so different!

[scottehhhhh007]

Wanda Sykes is amazing

[loverc1]

lmao this was funny as hell i died laughin i started cryin....hahaha

[imaaznnpill0w]

hahahah "i just found the cure to cancer!"

[crazyblindseer]

wow i've never seen her without her fro...she kinda reminds me of michelle obama...

aw she looks so cute :)

[Miss2elgatta]

LMAO meow!

[SNICKERSLVR]

haha the cat thing is funny cuz its true.

[cowgirlpartners123]

THAT WAS GREAT!!!!! LMAO!

[themachinegunn]

the sound is alot off

[mdswimmer88]

I love her!

[dorapierres]

her hair lookz really nice.

[MarijanaM8]

what up with the sound? Just ruins the great performance.....

[gogoloko]

Lmao !

[shiteaternig]

i love her but i cant get over her mouth moving at a different speed than the words! haha

[goodguy630]

"oooh, oooh, i can't take it anymore! DING! you get an extra woman" LMAO

[candieondabch]

shes hilarious

[scenepirate1776]

Don't hate just because you're ignorant. I don't see you bringin joy into people's lives. Chill out.

[kbotreau1]

OMG, i think i urinated on myself...

[minigunner008]

OH OH OH, I CANT TAKE IT ANYMORE, ding you get an extra woman.

[ozstyl]

Love her, love her voice too

[creatorofevil]

"Ding, You earn an extra women." I love Wanda lol.

[omgfreakay]

"Get your ass up to work. And don't forget to feed me or I'll scratch this place up"

HAHA

[xthatkidd]

'You better take your ass to work, and feed my before you leave'. Lmao! :]

[gwarnut5150]

LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

WANDA rules! Thanks for posting!

[BaylaRose]

For Mike and Marion.

I dedicate this video to you both.

HAPPY 25th WEDDING ANNIVERSARY !!!!!!

[newclips]

ROFLFMAO!!!

[alexalcatraz]

hahahahahhahahahahahahahahahah­ahahhaah

[concealedkiss]

I LOOOOOOOOOOOOVE WANDA. When ever I am having a crappy day at work all I got to do is listen to her and all is GRAVYYYYYY.

[MoanaLindsey]

You gotta get some biscuits fo' yo' gravy. lol

[Shaft2009]

kids as distraction, that is a good point and many people use kids as a means to tigh each other up tighter.

[concealedkiss]

Ain't doing a damn thing for the penis - focus, focus LMAO

DAMN I LOVE WANDA~

[drakkar613]

lmao!!!! 2:40 - 2:53

[Mark13214]

when i playd it, it just showd da video, with no sound

if it doesn't wrk, keep tryin

'tis hilarious!! :)

[oodatoodat]

Hahaha, this is hilarious, I don't know anyone else who does such amazing observational comedy!! Cats are different to dogs, OMG MY FUCKING SIDES. Men are different to women..

Here's a new one.. "have you ever noticed that day, is different from night? What is WITH THAT!!!"

[camplazlo22]

"satisfy that one women, why ya wanna piss off another one" pricless

[degrassifreak4321]

this is the funniest woman i've ever seen and she gets me to laugh almost no one can do that to me!!!!!1

[MrRyeRye23]

What if you have a cat that thinks he's a dog? My cat is awesome! :)

[riwired]

hahahaha, I'm laughing out loud! She's so funny!

[GothicAnimeAngel]

its funny stuff, but why is the sound faster than the speech?

[lesserprincess]

you better take you ass to work and feed me before you leave  i,ll scratch up all thish stuff un here

[kleinbeltrami]

I thought wanda did have kids. Who else could be the mother of the comic prodigy Katt Williams?

[ChrisRJ]

Sound is a little off, but otherwise funny stuff :)

[Flextones]

A dog is trainable and has a job. Cat's don't give a damn. A man can't satisfy one woman and wants to piss off another. Funny commentary!!

[pluskat]

Look @ Him!.... EVERYtime we eat her has to Chew...

BEST LINE EVER

[lazydogs]

She is nuts. LOL Ding you get an extra woman.

[amayagab]

This is why I live in Montreal.

[Bucketsofbrains]

upstatepiano that was better than the video except for the part about the cats.

[ripmrmet]

This was great, but the lips aren't matching up with the video.

[quwisszerr]

for a sec i thought she was speaking french, with english dialauge over it

(sorry bout the spelling)

[ShallowBoi]

HILARIOUS

[upstatepiano]

jeannaegirl: "i neva seen her wit her hair pressed b4 she look pretty it a good look 4 her"

translation:

I've never seen her with her hair pressed b4. She looks pretty. It is a good look for her.

[Levesque999]

That's exactly WHY I like cats. :D

[MarcoPolo3]

Wanda looks like Correta Scott King ( Dr. Kings Wife)

[jeannaegirl]

i neva seen her wit her hair pressed b4 she look pretty it a good look 4 her

[dricas24]

LMAO looking at her claws...

[YueTheCutie]

Cause your going to get lost and just like a man you ain't gonna ask for directions!! HAHA

[SoCuteNY]

Look at him CHEWING lmao

Cat: You better take your ass to work..and feed me...before I scratch up everything up in here

[smek2]

I'm tired of those "cats are selfish and evil" cliche. Cats DO care about you.

[bitchytinkerbell]

i don`t know but if i tell the same joke to my friend then she would rather laugh more when wanda says it instead of me. she is so halariouce!!!!lol love her!!!

[cjs33139]

I'll scratch all this stuff up in here... LOL Too funny...

[jamsterrr1985]

great stuff, especially the sex part =P

[ommprpr]

loveee herrrr  !!!!

[gmlch]

love her.

[Forlaniz3]

she's so adorable. wow, watching her mature on television has been awesome. i love her hair back then as much as i love it now. LOL

[amaraca]

SO FUNNY.

[Bendixensen]

LOL...Love her.