Verizon Commercial - Michael Bay EXTENDED

[HyperEwok1]

@TheSlickAndroid If that was his real house, the explosions would be much, much bigger.

[ArchivedFox]

this is a real well done commercial where the special effects didn't just distract for the purpose of it. my conclusion: it was not directed or written by michael bay, he only starred in it.

[blade10000]

Michael Bay is not who I would pick to make an emmy winning movie that critics love. He's the guy I would pick to make things look FUCKING AWESOME. His movies aren't an art (the chase scenes and explosions are, but not the film themselves), and he knows it. He makes popcorn films. He knows it, and I know it.

[FlameOfSpirt]

Michael Bay brain is full of BOMBS.

[BloodSoakedWulf]

MICHAEL BAY-SPLOSIONS

[ZeroApproval19]

Well, we all know Michael Bay is an awful director... But at least now we know he's an awesome person :D

[Renzonumbertwo]

Love every second filmmaterial ever directed by Michael Bay

[whiteelephant75]

If he really wanted to be honest, he'd be snorting coke at the same time.

[thesilentreviewer]

Michael Bay isn't into movies for the awards. He's in it to ENTERTAIN. Like movies are supposed to do!

[bazil83]

Anyone else disappointed there's no helicopter tracking sideways in this?

[stackman1525]

COOL GUYS DON'T LOOK AT EXPLOSIONS

Michael did.

[DetectiveLance]

@stackman1525 Because Michael wants to admire the awesome.

[stackman1525]

@DetectiveLance Yeah, and awesome>cool.

[RoxasMark]

@stackman1525 that´s because he is not cool.. he´s AWESOME!!

:D

[AWOwns]

And this is why I will always respect Michael Bay no matter what the critics say. Any director who can make fun of themselves in such an awesomely hilarious/hilariously awesome way is great in my book.

AWESOME!

[SasukeKenzan]

You know what this commercial needs? Lens flares, and a whole lot of it... wait a minute... *fires up After Effects*

[Fantageous]

Is that a portrait of an explosion on the wall?

[mrnolan91]

Such an honest filmmaker who even can mock at himself. Michael Bay +rep

[wolfmoon256]

aw i was hoping the verizon guy would explode too...

[SurpriseRod]

a gmod man

[UndyingNephalim]

As much as I hate Micheal Bay films, his honest embrace of making everything explode makes him awesome.

[mainmariobro]

for a sec i thought he said "hold on i got someone to blow"

[DrGlowDick]

@mainmariobro Wouldn't surprise me if he did.

[mainmariobro]

@DrGlowDick well he does like explosions >.>

[LilacDownDeep]

Bayplosion

[PogieJoe]

I would enjoy Michael Bay so much more if stuck to acting.

[528491Inception]

i think is a brilliant example of what are wrong with his movies, that many explosions and a script thats like toilet paper isn't awesome.

[BMLRProductions]

Did anyone else hear at about 0:38 "This is fibre-optics straight people adore"?

[kermaleivos]

Am I the only one who noticed that M. Bay is making that verizon guy suck his dick?

[Kibate]

I love how he makes fun of his own stereotype. I actually like that dude now

[MovieGeek29]

Wheres his Awesome Girl Friend?

[goldzero1203]

@MovieGeek29 All over the bedroom.

[MovieGeek29]

@goldzero1203 lmao dude

[LB74]

I wonder what his bathroom is like ?

[TheMTPrower]

@LB74 Awesome toilet! Ka-BOOOOM!!

[PKMN37]

@TheMTPrower Why not? Everything else in his movies frigging explodes.

[Kersey475]

If I ever get to produce/create action films, I want THIS man to direct. (Don't worry, I'LL be handling most of the story.)

My action film ideas usually consist of snarky action heroes who enjoy fighting going up against manipulative, intelligent, cultured chessmaster-style villains who often have a plan B (or C) that relies on the hero winning (awesome villain = awesome story, just look at "The Dark Knight" or "The Thrawn Trilogy" for proof of that).

[TheVbm]

Michael Bay. Explosions

[Skac01]

I think Michael Bay is of redneck heritage. that'd explain why he likes to constantly blow things up

[2wingo]

@Skac01 Actually, he's Jewish.

[Skac01]

@2wingo jews can't be rednecks???

[2wingo]

@Skac01 I supposed they could be, but it's pretty hard to be a redneck when you're from LA.

[scottyboy4485]

Holy &#%@! I *actually* liked something that Michael Bay was involved with! I was explosively laughing!

[phoenixboy4263]

this might be the best commercial in the history of ever

maybe not, but who knows

[DetectiveLance]

Damnit Michael...it's moments like this that make me not hate you...AH well...

[theoriok]

YOUR HOUSE ASPLODE

[PheoVII]

Awaome

[ImperatorZor]

34 people will be blown up by Michael Bay

[jurnag12]

Seems like a pretty cool guy, although I personally dislike his movies.

[keinve2]

"I got something cool to blow up in the back yard"... that seems to be the understatement of the decade.

[LunaYosei]

This is why Michael Bay is just beyond amazing to me. He knows all his faults and isn't afraid to make fun of himself. <3

[sweet58441]

it would be so awesome to hang out with him, you just be sitting there and all the sudden shit starts exploding around you, and hot chicks with lots of cleavage will grab onto you, and you will have alot of sports cars around you that transform into giant fucking robots that cause even more explosions and your just sitting there like holy shit this is fucking awesome and shit is exploding behind you as you slowly walk away and nothing will make any sense but it doesnt matter because its awesome

[2wingo]

It's hard to completely disrespect a man who can so easily make fun of his own creative shortcomings.

[5minlatecomebacks]

I WANT A HOUSE WITH SHIT RANDOMLY RIGGED TO BLOW UP!

[Shack11]

Taking jokes in STRIDE.

[327Vex]

The Transformers movies were awesome. If you watched them for an intricate and complex plot without plot holes, then you clearly don't know how to watch Transformers.

[magmos]

@327Vex I watched them for the fragging Transformers. If I wanted to see the humans doing most of the awesome crap I wouldn't be watching transformers!

[327Vex]

@magmos i honestly cant understand your comment. the movies had alot of transformers doing awesome stuff, so i dont see what your complaining about. i dont even know if your complaining, actually

[wanderlustwarrior]

@327Vex ...You'd certainly know how to watch Beast Wars...

[327Vex]

@wanderlustwarrior Im talking more about the live action movie and the G1 cartoon. i didn't really get into beast wars that much

[lapkine77]

I want that awesome pussy cat :D

[axemtitanium]

I was totally waiting for him to blow up the FiOS guy.

[pbsteeler619]

Michael Bay is a G so many people hate on him just like Dane Cook and Dane Cook is fucking funny as hell

[timflan1234]

This is probably the only Michael Bay video I like, and I'm sure he didn't write it.

[TheSlickAndroid]

Am I the only one who thinks this wasn't scripted? Verizon just needed a celeb to showcase for an ad,and just left a camera in Michael Bay's house. This is the result.

[SoPoG]

@TheSlickAndroid true; it's just awesome!

[PIPPIN542]

He practices what he preaches. It's not like he pretends to be an oscar-winning film-maker so what the heck. I like the Transformers movies and this ad kinda makes me like even more...

[jackedsamurai772]

@PIPPIN542 What kind of excuse is that, just because you make make junk movies, doesn't mean you have to also suck at making junk movies.

[JabBabbity]

Wait...so Michael Bay is actually self-aware!?!?! NO WAY! SAY IT ISN'T SO!!!!

[Jammed9000]

@JabBabbity

Are you kidding? He knows his movies are just 'splosion fests and that's awesome. Isn't that right Awesome JabBabbity guy?

[AlchemyAngelizBack]

I wish my life was like his. How awesome would that be...explosions, helicopters, car chase scenes, explosions, giant robots, explosions, explosions and oh yeah....explosions.

Awesome life.

[OohCullen]

Michael Bay: Because the world has a serious lack of awesome.

[orgixvi3]

Naruto live action movie. Michael Bay as Deidara

[Iceberqe]

did he direct old spice odor blocker as well? EXPLOSIOON!!

[ACluelessKid]

I don't think I've ever seen a film by this guy.. But now I want to watch all of them.

[Jammed9000]

@ACluelessK

Judge his movies on the popcorn/comedy/entertainment factor and you'll enjoy them immensely. His only great yet serious film is The Island. Very underrated Sci-Fi film.

[Gearz909]

@Jammed9000 Hollywood knows that Michael Bay will make lots of money with Transformers, plain and simple.

[Jammed9000]

@Gearz909

Err. yeah I know. Doesn't stop me from enjoying a popcorn adventure flick by Mr. Bay. But that wasn't my point. I was saying that his movies are great if you judge them from the right perspective. I hated Bay movies when I was a kid, but then I grew to love them because of how amazingly absurd they are.

[helsinki]

mmm.....genius

[OliMansfield]

This is Awesome. Has anyone got any idea which film the music is taken from?

[Mackster44]

This is so Michael Bay. Love that he's willing to not take himself seriously.

[davedavid86]

AWESOME AD.

[scagish]

physics and chemistry laws: water + fire = no fire

Michael Bay laws  : water + water = explosion

[ErinAlexis86]

@scagish lol. Well, if there's something doing the explosion beneath the water, the water has no choice but to be displaced by said explosion. There is no fire in said explosion, but water will be moved.

Anyway, I like how Michael Bay takes the piss out of himself here. He's a director that doesn't mind making fun of himself. Let's face it, ALL of his movies have awesome scenes of stuff blowing up and/or getting destroyed... awesomely.

[scagish]

@ErinAlexis86 Yep, hes a director with a great sense of humor, to much haters who hate him will never aknowledge how fun are his movies.

[planet5421]

Needs more explosions

[Panozzo19]

Come on, Ive got something cool to blow up in the back yard

[Azmodeus87]

Soooo, i take it verizone phones explode upon startup?

[Mackster44]

@Azmodeus87 They do, actually. But they also contain an awesome membrane that withholds the explosion. The membrane? Also blows up. The cellphone then converts the explosive energy back into a membrane. Repeat ad infinitum.

[Fadiz]

cool guys don't look at explosions

[TB4000]

Who could hate Bay? Really?

[dchris1990]

overrated guy... he'll be forgotten soon... unlike spielberg hitchock, and the guy of titanic/pandora...

[ErinAlexis86]

@dchris1990 Michael Bay's been around longer than you think, even if he wasn't directing movies he produced a hell of a lot of them. TV shows and even music videos too. I don't think he's going anywhere for a long time. By your username I assume you were born in 1990 (just an assumption) but his career predates you.

[impeterator]

i´m sitting here for hours saying "awesome" just wishing something would explode...

[ZeldaTheSwordsman]

BOOM! KABOOM! A-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA! BOOM!

[K9Underdogg]

I thought the other guy was going to explode too

[pascra1]

michael bay is awesome puuuuuuuuuuuuuuuf

[yellowmoped]

Hmm....needs moar lens flare.

[WyrdDarcnyzz]

Explosions are pretty.

[sillygramcracker]

Michael Bay's use of explosions isn't what makes him unpopular among critics, it's his focus on explosions at the cost of everything else that bothers some people.

[Lessinath]

Needs more explosions IMO.

[MrPablin999]

New book on sale

Michael Bay: Explosions

[16Nire61]

Aw, I want an exploding pool! And a to-scale Bumblebee model.

[chriswilsonwow]

This is funny however i did a parody of this commerical and i must say is rather funny check it out ? if you type in > "Awesome skit or noy" its the one that says " The most Awesome!! skit or not?"

Check it out !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!

[528491Inception]

The fact he can admit to having an explosive deficentcy makes me respect him. And I just lol'd when be said "such Hollywood hits as transformers".... And nothing else

[KatamariParadox]

This is Fios. This is big. THIS IS SPARTA!!!

[MancerEvan]

I love how he gets the lowest ratings from critics but yet he makes a sh*t load of money. Talk about "Don't hate the playa. Hate the game."

[celestialsalamander]

I like it how he is kind of makeing fun of him self.

[rprince418]

That was awsome.

[moviegrapevine]

I hate Bay but this makes me like him a little more

[Raguleader]

I just had a funny thought: What if he's NOT poking fun at himself? Maybe he's really like that? :-D

[lexpro]

You think he can make an explosion's explosion explode?

[rprince418]

@lexpro With Michael Bay, he can make explosions explode twice.

[ballguy101]

Well played, Micheal Bay. Respect points won.

[AirsoftTim92]

Kamina would approve.

[rachelmiu]

fuck off michael bay, anyone can do 'explosions' but not everyone can do it with style!!!! michael bay is shit! michael bay is shit!

[Ledslinger7777]

Awesome Comment.

*boom*

[MrMukumLimbu]

If you watch Michael Bay movies backwards, their about a bunch of fires putting things back together.

[bahamutzero00]

now i know who made the "AWESOME" meme, its Michael Bay.. AWESOME

[walnutpenguin]

hm...genius

[ironjoker101]

That was awesome.

[sompret]

No exploding kneecaps? YOU DISAPPOINT ME, BAY.

[jtivin]

I had FiOS installed the other day and i tried blowing up stuff but the tech just ran away... then I didn't get FiOS :(

[warden1103]

Are we sure this was a michael bay commercial... I mean not even one insanely hot girl. I mean really?

[BlackandBlueMage]

he's a guy who knows how to entertain people. i can respect that.

[EmperorHelix]

He trolls the shit out of himself.

[SuperRobjackson]

thumbs up if EMPIRE magazine brought you here :)

[TheKidDoc81]

@SuperRobjackson U know it! ;)

[clonard]

In Michael Bay's world , everything is......AWESOME!!!!!

[TheAK]

Guy looks at his pool and thinks, "It's too boring, NEEDS MOAR EXPLOSIONS!!!" xD

[dekead]

Perfect

[MistaNCS]

cool guys don't look at explosions

[GodShadowdeath]

@MistaNCS Unless they are michael bay

[stathamajf]

You know, it's hard to get mad at him...he's too awesome.

[ChromeWulf]

To all of you Michael Bay haters out there, I only have this to say...

You mess with Michael Bay and you mess with America!

[Shawshankdude2005]

@ChromeWulf IN AMERICA! XD

[JustPhilNY]

I don't look at explosions. They bore me.

[pr0666]

As a "money making" director of hollywood, I think M.Bay is great. But if see movie as art form,then maybe not. But also consider this,how many of normal people don't like Bay's super action fill movie. counting the fact more Bay movie do make tones of money...

[TheOniKami]

Yeah, I know Michael Bay movies don't have much going on that the critics would like but you've got to give the guy credit: he made an art out of making things explode.

[zeekyboogydoog826]

THERE'S a guy who's enough of a good sport to make fun of himself. And do it AWESOMELY!

[molowGTA]

lol in Michael Bays The Texas Chainsaw Massacre are no AWESOME explosions^^

[guguemichaels]

It's not easy to make action movies and this guy and John Woo are two of the best action directors in the history of action movies. So who ever that hates on him needs to go rent film equipments and make his own movie so we can compare his movie to Michael Bay's movie. SIMPLE!

[manicmidwife]

Blows cable away!

[ModelOmega]

Michael Bay presents.....

EXPLOSIONS!!!!

[Shakduhn]

the only way his movies could be more awesome, is if they had explotions that explode into more explotions that implode only to re-explote again into bigger explotions.

[HollowPsycho]

I want to believe Michael Bay actually lives his life like this... I want to believe so badly.

[AbortFlight]

My respect for this man has just risen substantially.

[jkeuwk]

And suddenly I like him. Incredible.

[fatmanlee7]

one word for this commercial....Awesome.

[DarthJoshReturns]

He may not be the smartest man in Hollywood, but at least he's aware of his criticisms. And unlike M. Night Shamylan, he doesn't ignore them.

[shogungari]

@DarthJoshReturns from the looks of it he enjoys them. :x

"Why yes, I do only use explosions for plot and have no sense of story telling or interesting character development. But i have a giant sack of money and my movies are awesome and go boom all the time, so whatever. :D"

[Totema1]

MICHAEL BAY PRESENTS: EXPLOSIONS!

[RigoObezo]

I love this commercial it is so Michael Bay its funny because he is making fun of himself and poking fun at others by blowing things up since that is what he is best known for lol

[GGUBoss]

Got to love a guy who refuses to take himself seriously.

[SonicRyan1992]

i'd hang with Michael Bay if he allowed me to blow shit up.

[YAYANIME01]

THIS IS..............AWESOME!!!!!!!­! *kaboom* XD

[evilispower]

whats the name of the song playing in the video?

[ramjet94]

"Hi, I'm Michael Bay And if you like the Gobots then fuck you"

[SigmaXVirus]

Michael Bay presents EXPLOSIONS!!!!!

[darkabomination345]

he forgot awesome music too.

[bettyhlo]

So bad, it's good.

[1aundulxaldin]

Isn't there a word out there that means how something sucks and is still awesome?

[BoyNamedSue4]

@1aundulxaldin Transformers 2?

[HaruStrit]

I bet it was really Michael Bay who directed all of Chuck Norris films

[Xifihas]

Awesome video *explodes*

[chimeranator]

how can someone hate a guy like that!?!? EXPLOSIONS, and MORE EXPLOSIONS!!! thats a true man. 

[SpitFire8212]

@chimeranator i dont hate him, his movies are just stupid and for kids. I stick with David Lynch.

[molowGTA]

@SpitFire8212

sso his movies are for kids? then texas chainsaw massacre must be for kids -.-

[pr0666]

@molowGTA

I know understanding the differens beetween Director and Producer is hard,but if u try really really hard, you brains well work sometime.

[LeighAlura]

@chimeranator No.

That is a true MANLY MAN.

[peffiSC2source]

i need an awesome pool for my awesome garden

[hotelmario510]

I expect a Verizon ad with James Cameron now. The Verizon guy should be ten feet tall and blue.

[Zanite]

OVER 1000%!!!!!

[TheWhiteSupremacy]

LOL this shit's a Parody of himself

[Fadiz]

at the end instead of bingo he should have said "awesome that you know that ;)"