The World's Greatest DJ In Action At Ministry Of Sound

[leadsolo]

LOL !!! ;D

[attackyourselfdj]

guy on the right struggling to keep a straight face at 2:18 :)

[steviem666]

He must have been voted the world No1 D.J. by his mum!

[gdavies13]

@dantaz78 no shhittttt :L

[ray131262]

Go back to being an accountant

[gdavies13]

why would a number one DJ play bananarama?

[dantaz78]

@gdavies13 its a wind up

[ColMacvsDJGooch]

Thats Neils dad!

[Edwas12]

This was a Joke wasnt it ??

[knaan163]

@Edwas12 obviously - thats alex macqueen from the thick of it

[oct2gon]

He looks like a British PM or something.

[antichris78]

these are good biscuits and they cost 4 pounds!

[MariaMashkova]

hahahah, cool ;)

[trainspotter1976]

This is serious bizznizz. He's totally serious.

[cookieyeah1]

LOL!!

[Brazilianairess]

EAT THE CHEESE NICHOLSON!

[aceofspades1092]

EPIC WIN!!!!!!

[Glitterqueen09]

You got my vote lads! When are you coming back to NYC!!

[ChocoboXii00]

It's the most epic rickroll eva !

[hollidaysrain]

hahahaha this is hilarious

[thedarkisonfire]

AHHAHAHAHAHAHA

this guy is fucking mad!

[lubbe95]

look like a dork most be a joke

[wizardofboogieland]

No I think it was deadly serious ;)

[williamrbell]

so how a dj looks determines how good he is ?

[1Stormbringer]

lol...there ain't no 1 million edm lovers in Brazil! Maybe in Berlin, alone but not 1 million edm lovers in Brazil....let alone one million A&B fans in Brazil....

[vaporr2006]

haha hilarious

[beanbagdan]

LOL GOLD!!!!

[amirjon]

this is a joke right??? ive never heard of this guy

[frederickmathews]

it is a joke !!!

[xAmRcNx]

ya fuckin right, this guy sucks, AVB is the worlds best DJ handsdown.

[kirby4blues]

Rickrolled.

[jesswah82]

hahaha classic!

[brainiacaholic]

lol the first thing i was thinking... hold on a sec, a posh sounding english guy as the number one dj in the world?! wtf? And look at the guys from above and beyond, they look so pissed off when clive just pushed them aside! 3:20

[Da3m0n2]

what the hell =))

come and find me :D I want to do ta same things, or maybe the worst >:)

[jeanniedee]

Well this proves there's hope for me as a top D.J. yet !!!!!

[12345jono]

haha we was playing bananarama

[porsche911carrera4S]

lol he rickrolled the entire nightclub @3:23

[junglishithead]

Oakenfold No.1

[abercrombie4me03]

LOL Right!!!!!

[oncree73]

clive taught me how to tie knots when i was in the cubs

[annie482000]

Looks like the bloke who plays the anaesthetist in Holby City...........

[skarloey]

Yeah, it's Alex MacQueen, aka Dr Keith Greene in Holby.

This is an absolute legend video... how did I know he'd play something like Rick Astley. :) My fave DJ, definitely.

[d2gizzo]

What is this all about?

[redimitrakistorm]

who's this wanker ?

[gusgus100]

its a spoof dumbass

[annie482000]

If you're talkin' about the bald bloke, I dunno his name but I think he's in Holby City.

[brazilkamy]

no.1 is Dj Tiesto.

[mixstreet]

what songs did tiesto make like from scratch?

[73C4N0]

@mixstreet Adagio For Strings...and he converted 'Ailein Duinn' into a classic 'A tear in the open'....I am great A&B fan..but u should never mock ur elders ;)

[mixstreet]

@73C4N0 wait its bean 3 years adigo for stings was really done by Composer Samuel Barber

Year 1936

Type Classical

[HTIDmitchHTID]

Lmfao!!!!

[gusmactavish]

not funny, the shitty ministry of sound wouldn't know a good dj anyway

[WhatTehFux]

I hope this is a joke.

[hamza078]

no.1 dj lmfao best joke of the century lol

[mcdancin003]

HES ON THE WRONG DOOR

[thechemist01]

That bloke is a star,anyone know the tune he played before he got carried off ???

[HaloSceneOfficial]

Rick Astley - Never gonna give you up.

[DjGizzo]

funny how we got into this discussion all because i was pointing out sarcastically there are millions of uneducated brazilians and only one million of the thickest turned out to see above and beyond a nasty joke but it made me smile the idea of it

and why were they all chanting te! ess! tow! is that we love above and beyond in Brazilian? or were they confused giving someone else credit for work he yet again didnt do?

[DjGizzo]

you silly person the vote is held by dj mag a mag for djs and what are djs usually divs

u only have to look at the adverts in the back of the mag 2 c the kind of person that buys the magazine hobbyist djs that probably dj for cash in the hand jobs in there local pub playing shit like the sugar babes voting 4 someone they have heard of

i went in a club asked the dj for any a & b maybe miracle? he said hes only playing new stuff from the last 4 years & chirpily said hes got afs by tiesto :(

[lookinsumgash]

how many of u that are clearly sucked in by is funny this guys quite obversely a piss take

[elmo23househead]

my butthole scratches better than this dj ,,,,

[Curri3Saan]

Tiesto is No1..

[DjGizzo]

only because people that dont have a clue say he is and praise him for stuff he never even did im supprised there isnt a tiesto plays rick astly for a laugh on here getting all the credit for clives videos

[DjGizzo]

whats funny is he has played at ministry and whats also funny is there would of been people that were danceing he would of gone down a storm at school disco and i think he would of made a better school disco cd lol

[dancourse]

Genius!

[loveologism]

This is badly, badly boring.

Snooooooooooooooooze .

[kerron68]

kmt.. why i watched 3:47 sec of this i'll never know

[thefrequencykenneth]

Upon skipping to the time of 0.34 I suddenly found myself with the sudden urge to strike this man over the head with a wooden spoon angled vertically.

[Alex8xelA]

i second that vertical spooning. how ever did i find this?

[lordmccardle]

not funny

[uk5dancavfc]

lmao.1 million guests at weddings....

1.paul van dyk

2.ferry corsten

3.above & beyond

4.armin van buuren

5.sebastian leger

Tiesto is boring

[notsodeadlydave]

I don't get it... if this is meant to be a spoof it's not funny. if it's meant to be ironic it doesn't get the point across. also James Zabiela is the best DJ in the world.

[ussyr86]

you having a laff mate-tiesto no 1 and has been for a long time now. check out the dj list he is head and shoulders above the top 250

[mrclarkedj]

Its the DJ mag top dj poll he's referring to. Armin No.1

[wilton969]

What is it that makes tiesto so special, if you don't mind me asking?

[DjGizzo]

lots of free advertising in the press and his bland music and covers of classics appeal 2 a broad market of people that are not real ravers but want 2 b part of the scene

take mix mag there journalists r not into the music and report on what they can stomach they don't even turn up at proper events when they are expected to do a story then report on how good some washed out funky house shit was it needs to be run by ravers not journalists

check out dontstayin com to see what real ravers r into

[damanidancer]

nothing, a few songs are really good, and for the rest of the stuff, its just a 0815 tranceshit you can listen on tv and everybody knows, thats why somuch people know him and think he's no.1 dj, (he was)- but those people mostly don't know the true kind of trance. Above & Beyond. (Anjunabeats.) (Euphonic) (Armind) those are true trancelabels.. there are a few more..

[kjuhdty]

LMAO

[01lazer]

That was quite possibly the best Rickroll I've ever seen. Brilliant!

[Neilster37]

Clive is fantastic. Best moment of the summer was when he dropped Kylie "I Should be So Lucky" at Pacha in Ibiza couple of weeks ago. The whole place went off and Pete Tong (who was on next) looked like a bedroom DJ in comparison. I'll be voting for him.

[TylerDurden96712]

why didn't they let him play? i love that song.

[IdarkphoenixI]

Possibly the worlds greatest rick roll..

[th3z0mb1e]

omfg he rick rolled them lololol

[pdzeller]

hahahah this is absolutely hilarious. love above & beyond.

[pdzeller]

hahaha this is hilarious. above & beyond forever!

[djmichaelwells]

is this for real?

[dferret]

Hahaha, that was amazing, I loved the Rick Astley action. Shame about the lack of balloon animals though!

[reelhausmuzik]

Is this a spoof or what?

[jdog634]

you wouldnt think he's the number 1 dj he just doesnt look like that sorta guy

[assais]

Yeah Brazilians rule

[steeeven1]

what the hell are u talking about hes english

[assais]

Yeah but 1 million Brazilians can't be wrong :)

[DjGizzo]

whats the education system like in brazil?

[assais]

If you're from the upper class and you can afford it, it's pretty good, much better than a comparable community college in the US. Although most rich people in Brazil choose to study abroad.. Now if you happen to be born in the lower class...

[DjGizzo]

same as the rest of the world like the uk if you got money you get an education if you havent you get something they call education but somehow doesnt work the poor stay poor and the rich stay rich and people blame themselves for poor education when they never would of stood a chance the machine was against them from word go

i saw city of god (the movie) and iv heard the beach is dangerous at night for tourists i was going to make a joke about a million poor people trying to mug a&b lol

[Weyyyyyy99]

The UK educational system is good for those willing to work and for those who have been socialised to accept that the hard work will get them a reward.

[DjGizzo]

dont talk like a dick head the uk education is riddled with undeperforming teaching staff that only teach because they have failed in there feild where as teachers who are good at what they do flock to privert education

under atchiveing teachers face no penitaltys for being rubbish at what they do and are backed up by dick heads like you

[Weyyyyyy99]

there is no need to insult me for having opinions! teachers don't 'flock' to private education! being a student i know first hand that teachers do their best and want their students to do well. Where i live it is between a big council estate and a relatively middle class area. It is obvious that the middle classes do better in school the people from the council esatate on the other hand fail and go into primary employment and blame the school for being crap its not, they just lack the work ethic

[DjGizzo]

obviously your education was poor if u cant understand i was saying you are apearing 2 talk like a dick head not that you actualy r 1 the middle class as a breed may disapear in the not to distant future if there is a mass epidemic of people that are not inspired to do the work there is something massivly wrong just labeling all those people as lasy is rediculas if u think about it lets do an experiment get 1 pair of twins send one to a normal school & one to privert who will end up better off?

[DjGizzo]

people are taught that it is there poor education that means they get a crap job and a crap wage not that the rich stay rich on the backs of keeping people down

take these people on massive salary's for doing piss all speaking with a posh voice and coming from the right school tony blair types fucking useless but bailed out cus there posh given top jobs that in real life a monkey could do there are some terrible injustices the only winners in life are the corrupt and the bad

[DjGizzo]

its strange how you are such a stereotypical person of your caliber its like im talking to newsround by the bbc mixed with the daly mail and blue peter

[Weyyyyyy99]

either my education was poor or your spelling is just atrocious!!!! (i think it's the 2nd one) the middle class aren't a 'beeed'!! and if people are not inspired to do work then it won't just be the middle classes that go! Also, your experiment? twins will not behave the same even if they go to the same school.

[DjGizzo]

my spelling is absolutly awfull mate but you understand the essence of what im saying

you know the child from the same background statisicly would turn out better educated privertly else why would people spend £3000 a term sending there kids to a privert school

there are many factors that would contrubute to poor kids constantly feeling like shit due to a poor quality of life and then at school they get more of the same where as ritch kids have a better life and school would be more bearable

[Weyyyyyy99]

We have a welfare state which is a fantastic benefit to these kids. They should be grateful and appreciate this by working hard and making the most out of their lives instead of just taking it for granted.

[DjGizzo]

now r u trying to wind me up because i really really very angry to almost violent proportions u saying that u cunt

life is fucking awfull for most of these kids & u will never understand

make the most out of existing eating shit school dinners & the cheapest reformed food at home because there desperate parents have gambled n drunk the money trying 2 get a break that never comes not to do with kids but watch Scummy Man - Part 1 of 2 - Short Film to get an essance of what real life feels like

[Weyyyyyy99]

well if life is so awful, why can't they try and work hard and get themselves out of their horrible quality of life?

yes, you're right that these kids have been brought up in appauling conditions, but school dinners are food and ofcourse you're not going to get a 3 course meal at school but i would rather eat my a school dinner than nothing.

[DjGizzo]

thats the idea of the welfair state making sure these kids get at least 1 good meal a day they have breakfast 2 @ some schools but its only posh parents dropping there kids off early as though its some kind of social club

so imagine u got a hard homelife the closet u get to any love and attention is standing in the cold outside the co op with a can of stella with other people in the same boat

then u got some teacher giving u pointless essays where u dont learn anything u just wright and wright

[Weyyyyyy99]

i thought you said that school meals were 'shit' now they're good?

essays may be pointless but it shows willingness to how much effort the pupil will put into their work and how much knowledge they have, so really if you think about it, they're not pointless are they?

[DjGizzo]

no they are a marvolous idea but they are still not really good enough

willingless whats the point i personaly believe the whole education system at school level to be wrong

kids go through a life of school to come out and do a job it takes max 2 weeks to learn

i believe education methords at school should mimic university lecture style of learning actualy descussing how to do thing i have helped people on youtube grasp djing painlessly and effortlessly without makeing them wright for hours!!

[Weyyyyyy99]

lots of jobs only take 2 weeks to learn? so are you saying that we should go back to how we were before the industrial revolution with children of 5 at work?

and again you just contradicted yourself! you just said that essays were pointless but now you're talking about teaching in a way that mimics university methods!!!! which is pretty much all essay writing

[DjGizzo]

no some aspects of univerity methods not all of them

i dont see a problem with work at 14 but should children at 5 be shoved in a classroom thats like some kind of sick joke putting a small child through something you would struggle 2 get any adult to do i dont think this style of living is very natural anyway & personaly would like to escape the machine the industrial revolution pulled people off the land because they lost jobs to machines then became machines in factorys and poor conditions

[DjGizzo]

a child of 8 could opperate the till at tiesco or asda do a call center job anything like that so i dont know

[Weyyyyyy99]

this argument has gone too far. You don't even know what you're talking about anymore. don't expect anymore replies.

[DjGizzo]

i think u have seen I'm right & u feel defeated but that was not my intention i was just chatting with u its not like either of us could change anything because u never get to vote on anything actually important we get to vote on djs and xfactors but not things that really matter & could potentially make a real difference to our lives or the lives of our children

conclusion

the school system needs a complete overhaul of teaching methods school dinners more improvement & bad teachers retrained

[DjGizzo]

yesterday i wanted to learn how to do html coding i didnt go and wright an essay on it i watched some youtube and read some articles on google doing essays does nothing but teach you how to do essays

say you want to learn about 3rd nipples you wouldnt go and wright an essay would you

[steeeven1]

oops haha sorry replied to wrong comment XD

[sebase1]

Hands down for A&B, they once again show they know how to promote themselves! Great job guys!

[fodafoda29]

it doesnt be hilarious, i dont think a + b needs this kind of publicity for vote for them, the djs need to respect the opinion and the likes of the public, and don't send videos like this to vote for them

[guerillabaabaa]

I was tempted to actually put Clive Rudloe as one of my votes this year

[DjGizzo]

shit i was going to put his name in as no 2but i totaly forgot has anyone regestered his name for the compatition

[macirav]

LOL too funny!

[NVidelov]

CLIVE IS BACK!!!

[nthorsch]

What's the name of the A&B song at the very end of the video??

[crackpatch]

Oceanlab - Miracle (Above & Beyond's Club Mix)

[theganj85]

everyone vote A + B in DJMAG!!!

[fcsion4ever]

I VOTED!

[MarcoEntranced]

Bravo, bravo Anjuna, you've done it again. Hilarious video... love your music AND your sense of humour :)

ciao

[danpyka]

I was there at Ministry when he came on and it was bloody hilarious

[andrewgrig]

for me i doesn't seem to be hilarious :|

[wojtreek]

LOL @ Rick Roll xD Shame that didn't happen @ anjunabeach party ;]

[swisstoniuk]

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA

too damn funny to put into words :D

[Cavle]

hahahaha ... amazing.

[antonski1]

i voted for you lads, welcome return for clive from last year

[jessiethecat]

Clive is my hero!

[djblueshift]

Shame MoS didn't realize the talent they had available to them. Then again, Kath really should've been on the ball and sent a PR package!

[danielkandi]

im surprised they let the club and crowd in on that haha :D

[stuigi99]

'follow in what we call my wake' what a legend!!

[tehdark]

wow hilarious. :)

[AlexFictionFriction]

bahaha this is funny

[andrewgrig]

what a wanker :| after i watched the whole video i realised it's a parody :|

[cglemon]

A parody by definition, perhaps, but this is a follow-up on last year's campaign by above and beyond. Check out Clive Rudloe on Myspace, which is where this all started.

[andrewgrig]

what did u rated me with -2 ? , cause it's a parody !! WTF?!?!? he's making fool of A&B,Dj Mag and the other djs ...

Clive Rudloe - stupid joke :)

[andrewgrig]

well last year no. 1 dj is AvB /:) ...

[wolfy5000]

fucking funny lol