4.you didn't notice I skipped three.5 You're checking now
6. You're smiling
7.You are still reading my comment
9 You didn't realize I skipped eight
10. You're checking again and smiling about how you fell for it again.
11. You are enjoying this 12. You didnt realize there are only supposed to be ten facts. post this to one video and tomorrow will be the best day eve
@mCR2311 poor paraphrasing.. i'm a stickler for quoting properly not some lameass lazy attempt. I want you to start living as a gay woman.. not this i suggest nonsense makes u look kinda stupid imo
usually numbers for phone sex and that stuff but you get billed a thousand bucks for a minute cuz of long distance lol i go for 1800 their free lmao jk
This is so stupid... But i love my mom deeply... And i don't want to take any chances. Sorry. If you do not copy and paste this onto 10 videos your mom will die in 4 hours
Oh you dont want the javelin throw cuz ill javelin you through the heart. The only thing you women can beat us men at is being a sneaky snake in the grass. So i think you should give up unless you wanna be embarrassed in public.
Na uh. Prove it. There is nothin cute about me, im as hardcore and manly and rugged as they get. I eat rusty nails and rat poison for breakfast, thats what kinda man i am.
No No. You are gonna get punched in public you dirty serpent! My font is the manliest font known to the human race. Not even chuck norris has used this font.
all i see are discusting foul words
mauisugarp 3 months ago
lol wtf...
TheTrickedBag 4 months ago
lmfao... this is fuckin' hilarious!! LOL!!! "Hello?? Hello??" "I'm a drink pimp!!" LOL
and it's fuckin' hilarious how you made Dr. Phil respond to the automated voice at the start LOL... "Good" hahaah
KoRnDuDe19886 5 months ago 6
"Really?"
LEGOKNlGHT 5 months ago
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10 facts about you:
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2.You are realizing that is a stupid fact
4.you didn't notice I skipped three.5 You're checking now
6. You're smiling
7.You are still reading my comment
9 You didn't realize I skipped eight
10. You're checking again and smiling about how you fell for it again.
11. You are enjoying this 12. You didnt realize there are only supposed to be ten facts. post this to one video and tomorrow will be the best day eve
donaldman12 6 months ago
im a drunk pimp!
tugtugbug926 7 months ago
"Who me?"
Well you're the only one he's on the phone with stupid bitch
ImmuneToFearr 8 months ago
lol can't believe she doesn't recognize the voice
TylertheGeek28 8 months ago
goodbye. really?
checkfoldcallraise 9 months ago
WAT? WAT? HELLOW? HELLOW? WAT? HELLOW?...annoying -_-
NoReward95 9 months ago
@7pollo7 can you do more Dr. Phil prank calls because this one is the best one I think. haha
MarcsLab 11 months ago
this is the best Dr. Phil prank ever
MarcsLab 11 months ago
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A five year old is a better "drug addiction councilor" than this woman.
EatinApplesauce 11 months ago
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EatinApplesauce 11 months ago
a 1 900 number hahahah
SlumberCloud 11 months ago
just for humanity do one good deed by not saying amen after a prayer its a Egyptian demon
toxiccrumpz 11 months ago
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TKTRV 1 year ago
Hahahahahhaha!!! Poor Dr. Phil! xD
ZeroZenta 1 year ago
yelloooo
xsonicyouth81 1 year ago
"Really?"
ImmuneToFearr 1 year ago 5
LOL
MotoXXMark 1 year ago
@Mekon1000 Your a drug pimp!?
EveryTrip2 1 year ago
i want you to start living as a gay woman.=D
lunaanimekat379 1 year ago 7
probally the funniest one ive seen so far hahahah!!!!!
SwiftTaylorKill 1 year ago
"I want you to start living as a gay woman."
"Sir, if you wanna talk like that, I suggest you call a ONE NINE HUNDRED NUMBER, thank you, bye."
"OK . . . really?"
KoldShadow 1 year ago 9
hilarious!!!!!!!!!!!
XXXChadLuverXXX 1 year ago
lol
RIPPIN1992 1 year ago
hahahaahahahaahahahaha lololoololololololoololol rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl lmaolmaolmao!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I WANT YOU TO START LIVING AS A GAY WOMAN.
Corleone2239 1 year ago
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funny check out my prank calls
griffyn17 1 year ago
tarzana... treatment... holy shit i live like 3 blocks away
CrazyAssFace 1 year ago
BAHAHAHA, I suggest you start living as a gay woman....yeah
mCR2311 1 year ago 5
@mCR2311 poor paraphrasing.. i'm a stickler for quoting properly not some lameass lazy attempt. I want you to start living as a gay woman.. not this i suggest nonsense makes u look kinda stupid imo
tqsuited 1 year ago
@tqsuited lol, k
mCR2311 1 year ago
LOL!!!!!!!!!! love it
MITGAMESLTD 1 year ago
im a drunk pimp
thegame245 1 year ago 2
ium a drunk pimp
mjndblain 2 years ago
mini phil! hahha
thegov08 2 years ago
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I thought I hear "I'm a drug, a dick and a councilor" xD
Kiowa4eva 2 years ago 3
Hahaha That was funny! It actually sounded like that
rimon890816 2 years ago
i dont know what you get ut of bein a drunk pimp but im a druck pimp roflmfao
Toolbox231 2 years ago 2
im a drunk pimp too
parody47 2 years ago
i'm not sure what benefit you got out of being a drunk pimp...
tqsuited 2 years ago
Start living as a gay woman...lmao!
happyholler 2 years ago 2
Everybody else is saying it so i will.
I'm a drunk pimp!
IBLOWN 2 years ago 3
i'm a drunk pimp
Raindeux 2 years ago
uuuuuuh, yea!
vtjakiela 2 years ago
i'm a drunk pimp
MrSponge56 2 years ago 6
i'm a drunk pimp
BunnyGotWheelz 2 years ago 5
LLOL! Im a drunk pimp.
erjohnson227 2 years ago 3
im a drunk pimp
macthydude 2 years ago 4
im a drunk pimp
mjndblain 2 years ago 3
I'm a drunk pimp
thriftshopper109 2 years ago 4
"I'm a drunk pimp"
LOL
oxKaylaa2xo 2 years ago 3
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This guy's amateur.
My prank calls are better.
BustaNuttz 2 years ago
dont lie to me
NoSpacesHere 2 years ago
why do you keep saying that, i mean really, i saw this same post on another video.
uctis 2 years ago
you're amateur, this guy's are way better than your's!
runysucks 2 years ago
i want you to start living as a gay woman lol!!!!
vikingthor 2 years ago
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fake?
dizzi1221 2 years ago
nahh
mjndblain 2 years ago
hello? hello? Yeah i'm here? Really?
Kairicko 2 years ago 2
you should have said, "how bout after this we go snort some coke"
eyeofhell1234 2 years ago 3
"are you there?" "Yeah" "Really?" LOL HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
MrLance0904 2 years ago 8
i lol'ed at the picture
POKOHelba 2 years ago 4
LMAO, "I suggest you call a 1-900 number!" XD
Mark001002 2 years ago
THAT WAS A GOOOD 1
stevo0195 2 years ago
Okay... really?
tqsuited 2 years ago
omg to funny, plz stop lol.
barbarianerik 2 years ago
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pobloe1 2 years ago
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sinionblack 2 years ago 2
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bullshit.
Knuklehead211 2 years ago
You should of asked her to snort coke.
respect43 2 years ago
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1.take ur middle finger and put on ur nose.
2.say a name of someone u like.
3.that person will ask u out or say they love u tomorrow.
4. heres the thing copy and paste to 2 other vids
evilboy10001 2 years ago
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I hate spammer bullshit people like you.
Knuklehead211 2 years ago
i don't even know what a spammer is and who are you and why are you emailing me?
evilboy10001 2 years ago 5
that's the only sample on this soundboard? "I'm a drunk pimp" With all the shit he says on his show? Come on, man.
jordinyc 2 years ago 3
too short
falconxmard 2 years ago 4
LMFAO
imbored2 2 years ago 6
What you just said is articulate, it is intelligent, and it is logical.
zxcxz66 2 years ago 2
thx, your reply made me laugh
imbored2 2 years ago
lol..funny : )
DSBB1986 2 years ago
''okaaaaaay?'' XD
''Who me?'' dumb blonde
wiccanXexodus 3 years ago 4
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omg lol lol
keltonandowen 3 years ago
lame. this prank call was lame. the dr phil calls scientology is better
tom989ed 3 years ago 3
shes a bitch
RodDeBod 3 years ago 3
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certifiedjagga 3 years ago
ask your mom, she works for one
Coltsfan 3 years ago 27
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dude that was just mean haha..u got thumbs down from me ;) sry
Dudelookslikeeylady 3 years ago
LMFAO xD
Ozzy0sbourne 3 years ago
usually numbers for phone sex and that stuff but you get billed a thousand bucks for a minute cuz of long distance lol i go for 1800 their free lmao jk
shibby457 3 years ago 2
GOOD
soxeyer 3 years ago
"Hello?"
UltimateGuitarist17 3 years ago
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This is so stupid... But i love my mom deeply... And i don't want to take any chances. Sorry. If you do not copy and paste this onto 10 videos your mom will die in 4 hours
smoof60 3 years ago
ima drunk pimp~?
XxDJxhalariousxX 3 years ago
If you've got a nice girlfriend then I will break the news...Your a fucking knob head!
Charlierosea 3 years ago
Why don't you get a nice escort, and get laid.
Charlierosea 3 years ago
you're an idiot. This isn't funny,
Charlierosea 3 years ago
you're right.....it's hilarious!..LOL
fastfootedone 3 years ago 7
ima a drunk pimp
SLIPKNOTMMV 3 years ago
i would have rated it 4 stars but i thot it was so funny that it said really at the end so 5 stars YA
Coolpranks 3 years ago
No Phil call is complete without "I want you to start living as a gay woman"
Cab0cl0 3 years ago 3
that lady is annoying the way she says - call a 1-900 number.
Elizabeth01010101 3 years ago
I want you to start living as a gay woman." LOL!!
1kooldude41 3 years ago
"I want you to start livin as a gay woman." LOL! (overrated) meaning (its getting old) ........i farded.
pennyfarthingpapsmea 3 years ago
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DarkSMG 3 years ago
Drug Counseling Center is the only place you can call and say "I'm a drunk pimp" and not have them hang up
zoidburg002 3 years ago 6
"I want you to start living as a gay woman." LOL!!
jazmella 3 years ago
"I want you to start living as a gay woman." LOL!!
zoidburg002 3 years ago
Good job copying me!
jazmella 3 years ago
"I want you to start living as a gay woman." LOL!!
sengoku16 3 years ago 5
Arrr, stop copying me!
jazmella 3 years ago
"I want you to start living a a gay woman." LOL!!
cj397 3 years ago 4
Why does everyone keep copying me?! Arrrgh, you guys, knock it off! :-S
jazmella 3 years ago
"I want you to start living a a gay woman." LOL!!
dannyc9997 3 years ago 3
I want you to start living as a gay woman." LOL!!
proagentv4 3 years ago 2
"Im a drunk pimp." LOL!!
Cheesgravy89 3 years ago
You guys are driving me crazy!! Ahh!!
jazmella 3 years ago
"Youre a bitch" HA!
Cheesgravy89 3 years ago
Haha HA, oh you think you're sooo funny.
*cries pathetically*
jazmella 3 years ago
Oh buddy, dont worry... I KNOW im funny. Its a fact, you women have a brain the third the size of us men
Cheesgravy89 3 years ago
Ohh, ohh, them's fightin' words!!
jazmella 3 years ago
Lets go.. Ill win, becaause im a man. And its science that im a far superior athlete. So Bring it serpent
Cheesgravy89 3 years ago
Ohh, it's ON!!
What first?
Shot put? Javelin throw?
jazmella 3 years ago
Oh you dont want the javelin throw cuz ill javelin you through the heart. The only thing you women can beat us men at is being a sneaky snake in the grass. So i think you should give up unless you wanna be embarrassed in public.
Cheesgravy89 3 years ago
Hahaha, it's so cute how you talk trash, aww. I want to pinch your cheeks! :-D
jazmella 3 years ago
Na uh. Prove it. There is nothin cute about me, im as hardcore and manly and rugged as they get. I eat rusty nails and rat poison for breakfast, thats what kinda man i am.
Cheesgravy89 3 years ago
Naaah, you don't. You eat lollipops and paint unicorns on your bedroom wall, don'tcha? I know it, I can see right through that font!
jazmella 3 years ago
No No. You are gonna get punched in public you dirty serpent! My font is the manliest font known to the human race. Not even chuck norris has used this font.
Cheesgravy89 3 years ago
A drunk pimp.. LOL!!
jazmella 3 years ago
HAHAHAHA NOW THAT SHIT IS FUNNY!!!
pitturbanlegend 3 years ago
Really?
bigpoppa247 3 years ago
hahahaha
xmobster5 3 years ago
great job. The call was short but sweet!
1ex1uger 3 years ago
THAT PICTURE'S THE BESTEST! HAHA
edandbella567 3 years ago
im here!lol and i want u to start living your life as a gay woman lol!
whiteboy1298 3 years ago
ahahaha when he says 'good' when the automated voice tels him hes getting transferred ROTFLMAO
shaggyboarder 3 years ago
hehe soo great!
NikHHan 3 years ago
are you talking about me?
yeeeeea.
MemShippou 3 years ago
this is fucking funny (Im a drunk pimp)
yoyoball101 3 years ago
Actually, I think that the suggestion of calling a 1-900 number would be quite funny.
AIDSMASTER36 3 years ago 3
i love it when he says, "really"
xx91Matt91xx 3 years ago
IMA DRUNK PIMP LOL!
LichKingsWrath 3 years ago 3
im a drug pimp
crbassassin 3 years ago
i lol'd hard at the picture
Ph4nToM890 3 years ago 2
Lol "I suggest you calll a 1-900 number!"
RainJetSprinklers 3 years ago
love it!
ilovewillf 3 years ago
Ha ha, that's funny.
GeekingForJesus 3 years ago
"...thank you, bye."
"Really."
lmao.
mryanbrooks 3 years ago
I sometimes go to my drug addiction couseling appointments buzzed on weed, feeling randy...hahahahahaha
whiff1962 3 years ago
niceee, i used 2 to do that, i quit on my own
corezero09 3 years ago
"HAIL-oh!"
"Im here!"
lmao.
MugsMcClain 3 years ago
haha "ima drug addicted counselor"
that sounded hilarious
BrutalAsHell 3 years ago
haha... im laughing so hard right now!
lazydonkey07 3 years ago 2
woman: your a drunk pimp?
dr.phil: YEAH
lol
how he says yeah is funny
BROKENHOUSEFILMS 3 years ago 3
"im a drunk pimp"
hahahaha
jazzerz18 3 years ago
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Prank call this guy, it is hilarious. 1-985-655-2500
suellensmarald 3 years ago
"You-are-being-transferred-to-our
frequent-call-centre."
Dr Phil - "Good." Hahaha.
noamshouseparty 3 years ago 3
i want you to start living as a gay women HAHAHAH !!!! nice
oCLOONEYo 3 years ago
Call a 1-900 number lmao
thesteelerjoe 3 years ago
lmao! finally someone with brains, she doesn't give him too much time, just hangs up. some people actually get into arguements with those machines
starmate88 3 years ago 2
really?
zndprophet 3 years ago
im a drunk pimp. LMAO!!!!
LSU4LIFE44 3 years ago 3
lol im a drunk pimp.
...really?
dgreen002 3 years ago
lol i love the REALLY? at the end
socomlova11 3 years ago
i want you to start living as a gay woman!!!!lol
MacManIsHere 3 years ago 3
I love this and the "really" at the end...genious...!!!
BrAnDx1978 3 years ago
I love the "hello" and "good" before the woman even comes on the phone.
Baalriphick 3 years ago 5
I want you to start living as a gay woman.
Diquephore 3 years ago 5
LOLOLOLOLOL
obama4change 3 years ago
Hello?!
damo1128 3 years ago
Really? at the end LoL hahah good laugh
Cylon7x 3 years ago
lmfao!
FranchestieKuh 4 years ago
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I don't block my number when I prank phone call people, it cost too much.
LqrDrnkr757 4 years ago
"i'm a drunk pimp"
best line ever
XKnightofTacosX 4 years ago 31