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  • all i see are discusting foul words

  • lol wtf...

  • lmfao... this is fuckin' hilarious!! LOL!!! "Hello?? Hello??" "I'm a drink pimp!!" LOL

    and it's fuckin' hilarious how you made Dr. Phil respond to the automated voice at the start LOL... "Good" hahaah

  • "Really?"

  • im a drunk pimp!

  • "Who me?"

    Well you're the only one he's on the phone with stupid bitch

  • lol can't believe she doesn't recognize the voice

  • goodbye. really?

  • WAT? WAT? HELLOW? HELLOW? WAT? HELLOW?...annoying -_-

  • @7pollo7 can you do more Dr. Phil prank calls because this one is the best one I think. haha

  • this is the best Dr. Phil prank ever

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  • a 1 900 number hahahah

  • just for humanity do one good deed by not saying amen after a prayer its a Egyptian demon

  • Hahahahahhaha!!! Poor Dr. Phil! xD

  • yelloooo

  • "Really?"

  • LOL

  • @Mekon1000 Your a drug pimp!?

  • i want you to start living as a gay woman.=D

  • probally the funniest one ive seen so far hahahah!!!!!

  • "I want you to start living as a gay woman."

    "Sir, if you wanna talk like that, I suggest you call a ONE NINE HUNDRED NUMBER, thank you, bye."

    "OK . . . really?"

  • hilarious!!!!!!!!!!!

    

  • lol

  • hahahaahahahaahahahaha lololoololololololoololol rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl lmaolmaolmao!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!

    I WANT YOU TO START LIVING AS A GAY WOMAN.

  • tarzana... treatment... holy shit i live like 3 blocks away

  • BAHAHAHA, I suggest you start living as a gay woman....yeah

  • @mCR2311 poor paraphrasing.. i'm a stickler for quoting properly not some lameass lazy attempt. I want you to start living as a gay woman.. not this i suggest nonsense makes u look kinda stupid imo

  • @tqsuited lol, k

  • LOL!!!!!!!!!! love it

  • im a drunk pimp

  • ium a drunk pimp

  • mini phil! hahha

  • 0:56

    I thought I hear "I'm a drug, a dick and a councilor" xD

  • Hahaha That was funny! It actually sounded like that

  • i dont know what you get ut of bein a drunk pimp but im a druck pimp roflmfao

  • im a drunk pimp too

  • i'm not sure what benefit you got out of being a drunk pimp...

  • Start living as a gay woman...lmao!

  • Everybody else is saying it so i will.

    I'm a drunk pimp!

  • i'm a drunk pimp

  • uuuuuuh, yea!

  • i'm a drunk pimp

  • i'm a drunk pimp

  • LLOL! Im a drunk pimp.

  • im a drunk pimp

  • im a drunk pimp

  • I'm a drunk pimp

  • "I'm a drunk pimp"

    LOL

  • dont lie to me

  • why do you keep saying that, i mean really, i saw this same post on another video.

  • you're amateur, this guy's are way better than your's!

  • i want you to start living as a gay woman lol!!!!

  • nahh

  • hello? hello? Yeah i'm here? Really?

  • you should have said, "how bout after this we go snort some coke"

  • "are you there?" "Yeah" "Really?" LOL HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

  • i lol'ed at the picture

  • LMAO, "I suggest you call a 1-900 number!" XD

  • THAT WAS A GOOOD 1

  • Okay... really?

  • omg to funny, plz stop lol.

  • You should of asked her to snort coke.

  • i don't even know what a spammer is and who are you and why are you emailing me?

  • that's the only sample on this soundboard? "I'm a drunk pimp" With all the shit he says on his show? Come on, man.

  • too short

  • LMFAO

  • What you just said is articulate, it is intelligent, and it is logical.

  • thx, your reply made me laugh

  • lol..funny : )

  • ''okaaaaaay?'' XD

    ''Who me?'' dumb blonde

  • lame. this prank call was lame. the dr phil calls scientology is better

  • shes a bitch

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  • ask your mom, she works for one

  • LMFAO xD

  • usually numbers for phone sex and that stuff but you get billed a thousand bucks for a minute cuz of long distance lol i go for 1800 their free lmao jk

  • GOOD

  • "Hello?"

  • ima drunk pimp~?

  • If you've got a nice girlfriend then I will break the news...Your a fucking knob head!

  • Why don't you get a nice escort, and get laid.

  • you're an idiot. This isn't funny,

  • you're right.....it's hilarious!..LOL

  • ima a drunk pimp

  • i would have rated it 4 stars but i thot it was so funny that it said really at the end so 5 stars YA

  • No Phil call is complete without "I want you to start living as a gay woman"

  • that lady is annoying the way she says - call a 1-900 number.

  • I want you to start living as a gay woman." LOL!!

  • "I want you to start livin as a gay woman." LOL! (overrated) meaning (its getting old) ........i farded.

  • ру тшпвн тшу цшуія лшувн ідувя гещзш ецщоф ьфкьщдфву

  • Drug Counseling Center is the only place you can call and say "I'm a drunk pimp" and not have them hang up

  • "I want you to start living as a gay woman." LOL!!

  • "I want you to start living as a gay woman." LOL!!

  • Good job copying me!

  • "I want you to start living as a gay woman." LOL!!

  • Arrr, stop copying me!

  • "I want you to start living a a gay woman." LOL!!

  • Why does everyone keep copying me?! Arrrgh, you guys, knock it off! :-S

  • "I want you to start living a a gay woman." LOL!!

  • I want you to start living as a gay woman." LOL!!

  • "Im a drunk pimp." LOL!!

  • You guys are driving me crazy!! Ahh!!

  • "Youre a bitch" HA!

  • Haha HA, oh you think you're sooo funny.

    *cries pathetically*

  • Oh buddy, dont worry... I KNOW im funny. Its a fact, you women have a brain the third the size of us men

  • Ohh, ohh, them's fightin' words!!

  • Lets go.. Ill win, becaause im a man. And its science that im a far superior athlete. So Bring it serpent

  • Ohh, it's ON!!

    What first?

    Shot put? Javelin throw?

  • Oh you dont want the javelin throw cuz ill javelin you through the heart. The only thing you women can beat us men at is being a sneaky snake in the grass. So i think you should give up unless you wanna be embarrassed in public.

  • Hahaha, it's so cute how you talk trash, aww. I want to pinch your cheeks! :-D

  • Na uh. Prove it. There is nothin cute about me, im as hardcore and manly and rugged as they get. I eat rusty nails and rat poison for breakfast, thats what kinda man i am.

  • Naaah, you don't. You eat lollipops and paint unicorns on your bedroom wall, don'tcha? I know it, I can see right through that font!

  • No No. You are gonna get punched in public you dirty serpent! My font is the manliest font known to the human race. Not even chuck norris has used this font.

  • A drunk pimp.. LOL!!

  • HAHAHAHA NOW THAT SHIT IS FUNNY!!!

  • Really?

  • hahahaha

  • great job. The call was short but sweet!

  • THAT PICTURE'S THE BESTEST! HAHA

  • im here!lol and i want u to start living your life as a gay woman lol!

  • ahahaha when he says 'good' when the automated voice tels him hes getting transferred ROTFLMAO

  • hehe soo great!

  • are you talking about me?

    yeeeeea.

  • this is fucking funny (Im a drunk pimp)

  • Actually, I think that the suggestion of calling a 1-900 number would be quite funny.

  • i love it when he says, "really"

  • IMA DRUNK PIMP LOL!

  • im a drug pimp

  • i lol'd hard at the picture

  • Lol "I suggest you calll a 1-900 number!"

  • love it!

  • Ha ha, that's funny.

  • "...thank you, bye."

    "Really."

    lmao.

  • I sometimes go to my drug addiction couseling appointments buzzed on weed, feeling randy...hahahahahaha

  • niceee, i used 2 to do that, i quit on my own

  • "HAIL-oh!"

    "Im here!"

    lmao.

  • haha "ima drug addicted counselor"

    that sounded hilarious

  • haha... im laughing so hard right now!

  • woman: your a drunk pimp?

    dr.phil: YEAH

    lol

    how he says yeah is funny

  • "im a drunk pimp"

    hahahaha

  • "You-are-being-transferred-to-­our

    frequent-call-centre."

    Dr Phil - "Good." Hahaha.

  • i want you to start living as a gay women HAHAHAH !!!! nice

  • Call a 1-900 number lmao

  • lmao! finally someone with brains, she doesn't give him too much time, just hangs up. some people actually get into arguements with those machines

  • really?

  • im a drunk pimp. LMAO!!!!

  • lol im a drunk pimp.

    ...really?

  • lol i love the REALLY? at the end

  • i want you to start living as a gay woman!!!!lol

  • I love this and the "really" at the end...genious...!!!

  • I love the "hello" and "good" before the woman even comes on the phone.

  • I want you to start living as a gay woman.

  • LOLOLOLOLOL

  • Hello?!

  • Really? at the end LoL hahah good laugh

  • lmfao!

  • "i'm a drunk pimp"

    best line ever