FLURKY is the the Fifth One clear in the Corner sipping his Bottle! SIP O ET: Special Isoseles Property Of Equilateral Triangles! Sip, O E.T.(an un "Dish"covered Secret of Euclidean Geometry!) Forget all classical utterrance and gestures nonsense I mentioned earlier! I've discovered there IS such a Thing as Latin RAP! Remember ET sips out of a Milk Bottle!
Before Christmas one raps up presents like Yours: really being on a Plane! But on Christmas Day every Present will get unrapped to disclose what's inside the Gift: and it get requires Albertine gestures and classical utterrances to really disclose it: Rap is for any hip-hoping Haighi!
Note Well: In your Video you put Cereal in the Bowl BUT NOT MILK- So the Bowl didn't go fling off into the Wild Bklue Yonder, but it was your PLANE that was to go off not the Cereal Bowl-A cereal Bowl is fuelled by MILK, A PLANE by Fossil Fuel! And where does this Milk come from? The Land Of MILK AND HONEY! Never forget That!
GUESS WHAT? ALBY'S GOT A FREE "I.F.O". TICKET WITH NO STRINGS ATTATCHED! Not even STRING Theory! But PSI-wise your "Strings" will be attached to ALBY!!!!
Hellow to all You USAFA FOUR: HURCKY,Squircky, Twirky, And KWERKY! When the Flying Cereal Bowl goes through the MILKY WAY( and this Milk is all Hurcky, Squirky, Twirky, And KWERKY to the taste Buds(but not Billy Bud!) I'll send them my Compliments concerning YOU FOUR! By the WAY, The Greek Myth of GALAKTIKOS has this Alternate ENDING: IT WON'T BE SPILLED MILK THIS TIME: IT'S ALL FOR BIBBING IN! Just ask King Scrotocles of MTV( Season 2 Episode 3: IS She Really Going Out With HIM?-ALBY!
God this video sucks. For the record the whole time you were singing "I'm on a plane" you weren't...and almost 100% chance you're gonna be flying a fucking desk...lol have fun with that.
Boo Air Force. The Navy version is way better and they didn't sound like a geek squad rap video. Stick to shoveling shit off a runway. That doesn't require any rhythm...
lol i'm an army medic, when i was at fort sam we went on a 5k run at lackland AFB and all the AF guys up there were convinced we were special forces. lol AF is their own "special" force.
nOTHING IS rEAL-THERE'S NOTHING TO GET hUNG ABOUT! sTRAWBERRY FIELDS FOREVER! STRAWBERRY FIELDS FOREVER! "I'M GOIN TO MEET MY LOVER!" welcome TO MY WORLD-WELCOME TO MY WORLD! WHO IS TO BLAME FOR THIS DECODING? THE DISHY SWISHY FISHY pHILOSOPHER plato(PLATE-OH-WHO fouNDED SAUCERS LIB(PATTERENED AFTER WOMAN'S LIB AND THE NEED FOR PUBLICITY!) I'VE GOT TO FIND THE TOILET ON BOARD...
So your on a Plane! I'm on a FLYING BOWL OF cEREAL- THE KIND IN YOUR VIDEO,AND GUESS WHAT? IT'S NO LONGER UNIDENTIFIED-THE fLYING dISH(A milk sAUCER FROM A cow ON eARTH(DO aLIENS HAVE COWs TOO? bUT IT'S NOT FROM "moss"cow OR the FORMER kgb(kLINGON gOOSE Bumps) FROM the Former USSR(uNIDENTIFIED SUCKERS SEEKING RECESS!)iT'S A ufo OF DREAMLAND(i DREAMED IT ALL UP!) it'S TRULY iDENTIfied YET STILL CLASSIED(YOUR FAVORITE CEREAL bRAND IS ON IT!!!!lLET ME TAKE YOU DOWN..STRAWBERRY FIELDS-NUTHIN IS..
just what is an IAWAFI 36-2903 anyway? A very special Bird Suit for an exta-ordinary Bird not only Beyond the Call of Duty but way Beyond any normal clothing-way up in the Wild Blue Yonder!!!!!!I wear another kind of Bird Suit: Ego quidem Gero Togam Praetextam Perpetuam! Send all Monkey Suits to the Planet of the Apes! What does a Mule wear? A Diapper Saddle! What does an Elephant wear?an all adjustable bi-sexual bi-partisan GIRDLE! Send their clothes to the circus laundromat!
@nickOrfi70 without the AF you'd have no A-10s covering your butts, no surveillance, no laser guided bombs, no 500-2000lb bombs, only hostile aircraft that the Navy would have to take care of because yall can't shoot em down. Kudos to your Marine spirit, but think without the AF...
say your name 10 times 2. say your mom's name 5 times 3. say your crushes name 3 times 4. paste this to 4 other songs. if you do this, your crush will kiss you on the nearest Friday. but if you read this and do not paste this, then you will have very bad luck. SEND THIS TO 5 SONGS IN 143 MINUTES. WHEN YOU'RE DONE PRESS F6 AND YOUR CRUSH'S NAME WILL APPEAR IN BIG LETTERS ON THE SCREEN
I ran into him at Brooks City-Base when we were down there for pilot physicals. Awesome. My guys were gonna do a vid "I'm at the Det.", but someone found your vid.
well....I'm in a boat brought me here!
pinapplelover1 1 week ago
What are 100s they speak of?
simplyskilled 1 week ago
@simplyskilled first year cadets
tripwireful 1 week ago
Aw shoot.
jexxigirl 1 week ago
nice try but it don't work
atburns02 2 weeks ago
Im in CAP
iissyy123 3 weeks ago
And this is why i make fun of the Airforce....Army ftw!
Hallowpoint556 4 weeks ago
@Hallowpoint556 you know what army means buf Aint Ready for Marines Yet
92ridan 3 weeks ago
that was horrible
xXspartan125Xx 4 weeks ago
GAY
MrDirtySanchaz 1 month ago
im still on a boat :)
confederatearmy1 1 month ago
Im in the airforce and I couldnt even finish this :/ go airforce though
airforce01231991 1 month ago
I hope they fly better than they rap
highnoonperformance 1 month ago
The song was stupid but the hott military guys in the video made up for it XD
kamkam12 1 month ago
NO RHYTHM!
333chie 1 month ago
You're on a boat? BOoooooring
I'm on a plain! It cost 200,000 dollars just to fly it for 12 seconds and can reach to the speed of bullet.
1Stalker1 1 month ago
Chair Force need more black folks and re wright this shit, go navy!
VonKlempin1313 1 month ago
dont you air forget
Tylergbred 1 month ago
THANK YOU BUT PLEASE LEAVE THE SINGING TO US BACK IN THE STATES
goodchild101010101 1 month ago
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goodchild101010101 1 month ago
You Guys are Azure Blue as "Tuck!"
albertuskundratis1 1 month ago
You guys are white as fuck.
iamkylecoon 1 month ago 12
@iamkylecoon and your black as fuck.
dab45de 1 week ago
@dab45de Better than being white, clearly homosexual, and acting like I'm black.
iamkylecoon 1 week ago
I really, really feel bad for the freshmen that had to watch this... I bet there were 12 "K.I.A." out of a 20 student class...
nark001 1 month ago
Their going down uh oh
Sljfdf 1 month ago
GO NAVY AND AIR FORCE AND ALL THE OTHER ARMED FORCES
XxKushner99xX 1 month ago
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GOOD READ......
rsgfse 1 month ago
All the autotune in the world wouldn't do it...
cassandra5322 1 month ago
I hate it when dumb amatures take the branch joke battles seriously it's just for a couple of laughs stop taking it serious and have fun ♥
Africanbarbietm 1 month ago 2
This is defiantly the SLOW version.
Amirulezyas1 1 month ago
Yeah trying to copy Navy...NOT WORKING!!! GO Navy
Monarchprincess011 1 month ago
NO RYTHYM WHAT SO EVER!!!
B00TYmcCHICKEN 1 month ago
article 15
ramboninja21 1 month ago
This was so akward to watch..
neo0gen 2 months ago
Don't quit your day jobs boys.
Shodai44 2 months ago
This is gay as fuck...way to ruin a good song
EaglesFan121893 2 months ago
HUAH! AIR FORCE!
EWPBPSstealth 2 months ago 11
Good lonely island style.
zeridor 2 months ago
FLURKY is the the Fifth One clear in the Corner sipping his Bottle! SIP O ET: Special Isoseles Property Of Equilateral Triangles! Sip, O E.T.(an un "Dish"covered Secret of Euclidean Geometry!) Forget all classical utterrance and gestures nonsense I mentioned earlier! I've discovered there IS such a Thing as Latin RAP! Remember ET sips out of a Milk Bottle!
albertuskundratis1 2 months ago
@Dustin9014 Hell yeah they do bro!!! Marines Beat all Semper Fi
PQSXxCrAzYxX 2 months ago
@PQSXxCrAzYxX Sorry but all the Marines I've met were assholes.
jcindass89 2 months ago
Navy has more guts then the airforce. But the marines beat all :P
Dustin9014 2 months ago
No..
royalfluch89 2 months ago
good try but fail
jeepywave 2 months ago
Wow you guys are fucking retarded.
87trailerwrecker 2 months ago
Typical Air force. Leave the boredom music videos to Army, Marines and Navy.
McDogginified 2 months ago
you guys suck, but i gotta give credit 4 trying, that mustve been hard
mrsanabellecat 2 months ago
i wish i could take my view back
15wylee 2 months ago
I bet this is the hardest that any Officer in the Air Force had to work.
Junomaster2006 2 months ago
i was really looking forward to seeing this when i read the title. lets just say "VERY DISSAPOINTED"
crespillo03 2 months ago
Go Army
lakin8r 2 months ago
Nice work...this is pretty funny...
Arimanio 2 months ago
Before Christmas one raps up presents like Yours: really being on a Plane! But on Christmas Day every Present will get unrapped to disclose what's inside the Gift: and it get requires Albertine gestures and classical utterrances to really disclose it: Rap is for any hip-hoping Haighi!
albertuskundratis1 2 months ago
im on a jet woulda sounded beta
69ETaouk 2 months ago
autotune couldn't even help these guys....
kenz00uu 2 months ago
Note Well: In your Video you put Cereal in the Bowl BUT NOT MILK- So the Bowl didn't go fling off into the Wild Bklue Yonder, but it was your PLANE that was to go off not the Cereal Bowl-A cereal Bowl is fuelled by MILK, A PLANE by Fossil Fuel! And where does this Milk come from? The Land Of MILK AND HONEY! Never forget That!
albertuskundratis1 2 months ago
GUESS WHAT? ALBY'S GOT A FREE "I.F.O". TICKET WITH NO STRINGS ATTATCHED! Not even STRING Theory! But PSI-wise your "Strings" will be attached to ALBY!!!!
albertuskundratis1 2 months ago
Hellow to all You USAFA FOUR: HURCKY,Squircky, Twirky, And KWERKY! When the Flying Cereal Bowl goes through the MILKY WAY( and this Milk is all Hurcky, Squirky, Twirky, And KWERKY to the taste Buds(but not Billy Bud!) I'll send them my Compliments concerning YOU FOUR! By the WAY, The Greek Myth of GALAKTIKOS has this Alternate ENDING: IT WON'T BE SPILLED MILK THIS TIME: IT'S ALL FOR BIBBING IN! Just ask King Scrotocles of MTV( Season 2 Episode 3: IS She Really Going Out With HIM?-ALBY!
albertuskundratis1 2 months ago
Johnson! get your gun those weird motherfuckers are trying to steal a plane!
Afireman4u 2 months ago
this is funny
llij52germi 2 months ago
fuck being a good singer these mutha fukas are fucking fighters pilots fuk all u haterz
baileyexpress1 2 months ago
@baileyexpress1 no there not there cargo pilots with a Capital "C" really
captalex1 2 months ago
@captalex1 point is there flying were not
baileyexpress1 2 months ago
God this video sucks. For the record the whole time you were singing "I'm on a plane" you weren't...and almost 100% chance you're gonna be flying a fucking desk...lol have fun with that.
sandercohen1 2 months ago
@sandercohen1 bro, you dont know shit apparently. They have flight suits for a reason haha. Im in the USAF, take my opinion.
freedomfighterNY 2 months ago
@freedomfighterNY Im in the AFROTC and even if you do have a flight suit, it does not mean you will fly a plane...take it from me, I'm a cadet.
sandercohen1 2 months ago
Boo Air Force. The Navy version is way better and they didn't sound like a geek squad rap video. Stick to shoveling shit off a runway. That doesn't require any rhythm...
avenmashiara 2 months ago
lol the music video was kinda, not good lol, but air force guys are awesome
pimpasaurus4221 2 months ago
lol i'm an army medic, when i was at fort sam we went on a 5k run at lackland AFB and all the AF guys up there were convinced we were special forces. lol AF is their own "special" force.
resler133 2 months ago
I will beat the shit out of the next person that dissed the AF
Let me give a hint I am not in a plane I'm saving everybodies asses behind enemy lines pararescue all the way
dks0799 2 months ago
Air force!!!!
So that others may live
dks0799 2 months ago
i rather the navy version "i'm on a boat"
6139329 2 months ago
NAVY is better Air Force is gay haha HOOOOOOOYYYAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!
Copeland7519 2 months ago
The Navy edition it´s a lot better... Go Navy!
gabriel5argento 2 months ago 29
@gabriel5argento Because they're on the BOAT !!! lol
ObnoxiousAssets 2 months ago
@gabriel5argento muchhhh better
ksmittay1 1 month ago
@gabriel5argento The navy just played the song over the video.
The Air force had to put thought and make a song.
ST4leave 1 month ago
@gabriel5argento navy is ok only because Marines serve with them the navy is good but airforce boys are just rich assholes
92ridan 3 weeks ago
@92ridan you are so full of shit
greencurrycamo 2 weeks ago
Iff beat you ppl suck so stop
lollipopchuck 2 months ago
Off beat you ppl sucks
lollipopchuck 2 months ago
nOTHING IS rEAL-THERE'S NOTHING TO GET hUNG ABOUT! sTRAWBERRY FIELDS FOREVER! STRAWBERRY FIELDS FOREVER! "I'M GOIN TO MEET MY LOVER!" welcome TO MY WORLD-WELCOME TO MY WORLD! WHO IS TO BLAME FOR THIS DECODING? THE DISHY SWISHY FISHY pHILOSOPHER plato(PLATE-OH-WHO fouNDED SAUCERS LIB(PATTERENED AFTER WOMAN'S LIB AND THE NEED FOR PUBLICITY!) I'VE GOT TO FIND THE TOILET ON BOARD...
albertuskundratis1 2 months ago
So your on a Plane! I'm on a FLYING BOWL OF cEREAL- THE KIND IN YOUR VIDEO,AND GUESS WHAT? IT'S NO LONGER UNIDENTIFIED-THE fLYING dISH(A milk sAUCER FROM A cow ON eARTH(DO aLIENS HAVE COWs TOO? bUT IT'S NOT FROM "moss"cow OR the FORMER kgb(kLINGON gOOSE Bumps) FROM the Former USSR(uNIDENTIFIED SUCKERS SEEKING RECESS!)iT'S A ufo OF DREAMLAND(i DREAMED IT ALL UP!) it'S TRULY iDENTIfied YET STILL CLASSIED(YOUR FAVORITE CEREAL bRAND IS ON IT!!!!lLET ME TAKE YOU DOWN..STRAWBERRY FIELDS-NUTHIN IS..
albertuskundratis1 2 months ago
A for effort...? cuz this blew harder than desperate AF women...
AoiGirl47 2 months ago 2
just what is an IAWAFI 36-2903 anyway? A very special Bird Suit for an exta-ordinary Bird not only Beyond the Call of Duty but way Beyond any normal clothing-way up in the Wild Blue Yonder!!!!!!I wear another kind of Bird Suit: Ego quidem Gero Togam Praetextam Perpetuam! Send all Monkey Suits to the Planet of the Apes! What does a Mule wear? A Diapper Saddle! What does an Elephant wear?an all adjustable bi-sexual bi-partisan GIRDLE! Send their clothes to the circus laundromat!
albertuskundratis1 2 months ago
epic
graham1996 2 months ago
Represent.
Cpl. Schuler USMC
bscoutranger 2 months ago
this fucken sucked
ranndomness7 3 months ago
lol
boylejohn921 3 months ago
if I did that I would be discharged
millythemillster 3 months ago
This Fn' sucked lol... What base are yall at though?
KrazeKAM 3 months ago
@KrazeKAM I'm pretty sure they're all seniors in the Air Force Academy in Colorado springs.
chanmaster5000 3 months ago
@chanmaster5000 They say in the video that they are in ROTC. They are definitely not at the Air Force Academy.
Liberator45 2 months ago
@chanmaster5000 O duh... That's about 20 miles from my base
KrazeKAM 2 months ago
swishy swashys!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
megabean092 3 months ago
Baaahahaha!! I LOVED this!!! I wanna kiss every single one of you ;D
CutieChickadee 3 months ago
good job boys (:
HimiXoX 3 months ago
Feel happy cus daddy pays for your aviation school? Now tell me how proud you are because your rich douche bags that every branch hates on
TokyoAro 3 months ago
The Air Force is bad ass..I don't give a fuck what ya'll say or think? It's called they like to have fun!
Disturbedfan4ever1 3 months ago
My future husband is retired Air Force, the best in the world! And he still work overseas as we speak!
TheDEES3 3 months ago
My future husband is retired Air Force, the best in the world!
TheDEES3 3 months ago
THE CHAIR FORCE HAS NO SOUL.....
This is like the Pat Boone trying to do Little Richard.
WALTERBROADDUS 3 months ago 2
US Chair force
The617Viet 3 months ago
This may or may not suck...but it was a shit load of fun to make haha.
bascholten 4 months ago 36
USAF=FTW!!!
Theazcatfan 4 months ago
Fly Navy - awesomeness without trying!
our7thcinema 4 months ago
Y would u be on a plane? Surely u would be in 1
tekkerz100 4 months ago
this is the worst shit ever lol
IWATCHVIDEOS5555 4 months ago
You should stick to flying planes...
AlwaysAllCourt 6 months ago
hahaha....bro u guys seriously need to learn how to rap!! No Probs with flying but need to learn how to rap!!
LYOMMOI 7 months ago
@xyzslayerxyzlive thats right
jared31549 7 months ago
MN ANG Museum? hahah I knew it looked familiar then I saw the F-16 with duluth on the tail.
planedude1 7 months ago
yur on a plane, yur on a plane take a good hard look out the left-side window cause its t-pain and they on a fuckin BOAT
zak66610 7 months ago
your not on a plane... your standing next to one..
kmododragonn 7 months ago
i don't wanna get on a plane that's going down...
chipmunkster744 8 months ago
okay what the fuck...............FUCKING FUCKEDY FUCK FUCK FUCKNNG CUSS YOU FUCKING RUINERS FUCKERS
xhomeboy333 9 months ago
They may be able to fly, but they need to focus on the more important things in life, like being able to fucking rap to a beat.
b9y 11 months ago
I didn´t know AETC allowed sleeves pushed up on flight suits
italozonda 11 months ago
Stupid air-force. Thinking they are all cool. Shame on you.
apso5 1 year ago
lol worst video ever
jaybaytman 1 year ago
this is so bad ITS FUCKING AMAZING
RCPDfilms 1 year ago
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USA USA USA i am also in the united states air force
RobertoEscolero1995 1 year ago
lol
the failed to sing, even with auto tune
hdzsound 1 year ago
This has been flagged as spam show
still alive or Dead In Action, in that stupid Iraqi war
hdzsound 1 year ago
Gay...enjoy your UAVs
scubasteve2995 1 year ago
THAT WAS FUCKIN AWSOME
RobertoEscolero1995 1 year ago
r u guys a af base???
landmine211 1 year ago
this is funny but u really cant sing
owner779 1 year ago
look up "IM ON A COP" marine corps style
Zombifi3r 1 year ago
wow dicks at lesat their good you fuckers
FloatableSix 1 year ago
"failed civilian life = military career.. ignorance is bliss" and this video is proof
fireboltaz 1 year ago
AT LEAST THEY HAVE THE GUTS TO JOIN THE AIR FORCE AND DO THIS VIDEO SO SHUT THE FUCK UP
xyzslayerxyzlive 1 year ago 61
@xyzslayerxyzlive or they coulda been real men and joined i don't know...the army or marines....
gunnsey19 3 months ago
I think you guys are cute. give me a call sometime!
dneie1 1 year ago
....this only proves that the airforce isnt really military......
ThanagarianTragedy 1 year ago
OFFFFFFFFFFFFFF BEAT
GamertagUbaeef 1 year ago
hahaahah good job remakn lyrics
fishcakesushi 1 year ago
wow! so offbeat :D
ArtMarketStudios 1 year ago
they coppied that other girl and the boy just for that i hate it!!!!!!
natalietheb3st 1 year ago
fuck the airforce usmc 0311 all the way semper fi bitches
nickOrfi70 1 year ago
the air force is so fuckin gay and they suck no fuckin tone ohh yea and they are all boots no fuckin clue what a real deployment is nasty fucks
nickOrfi70 1 year ago
@nickOrfi70 We get the same salary, so dont fucking hate. You had the same choice as to what office you wanted to walk into
majorocelot1124 1 year ago
@nickOrfi70 without the AF you'd have no A-10s covering your butts, no surveillance, no laser guided bombs, no 500-2000lb bombs, only hostile aircraft that the Navy would have to take care of because yall can't shoot em down. Kudos to your Marine spirit, but think without the AF...
mendezm 1 year ago
@mendezm Without the British and the design of the turbo fan engine to power that A-10 you wouldn't be anywhere, so fuck off.
b9y 11 months ago
@b9y Or us helping the Brits win WW2 , the Germans would have done that
jkbennett85 4 months ago
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say your name 10 times 2. say your mom's name 5 times 3. say your crushes name 3 times 4. paste this to 4 other songs. if you do this, your crush will kiss you on the nearest Friday. but if you read this and do not paste this, then you will have very bad luck. SEND THIS TO 5 SONGS IN 143 MINUTES. WHEN YOU'RE DONE PRESS F6 AND YOUR CRUSH'S NAME WILL APPEAR IN BIG LETTERS ON THE SCREEN
minifoodfreak 2 years ago
stolen from sammi- you should be ashamed steal ideas from girls :(
littleflamestar 2 years ago
Airforce is for Pussies.
Szaboj1 2 years ago
i am officially scared of plannes (noding head in dissopointment)
learn how to put your words to the beat
ahhhhhhhhhhhhh
thegirlsaturservice1 2 years ago
pilots have the best times
215Yunghoven 2 years ago
U STOLE THAT FROM SAMMIE HOW DARE U!
boothepunk 2 years ago
sweet=]
32RENRUT 2 years ago
they should be kicked out of the air force for this sorry shit
wingedwolf123 2 years ago
just like top gun
you guys are fags
how badly do u have to fail thatu cant even do the tpain vocals right
its just a damn computer program
how can u possibly fail that
worshiphotgirls 2 years ago
was that a C-130A?
trekkie117 2 years ago
this is the gayis vid ever i agree with forumsnoborderrk
megashitballz 2 years ago
lol
MrNameLessO 2 years ago
i like this video. you guys are cool:]
abvideos321 2 years ago
compare to im on a boat this sucks like hell
legandsofpokemon 2 years ago
to bad AF pilots suck compared to Navy.
Hooyah!
elitedude07 2 years ago
fuck the navy AIRFORCE ALL DAY
KYLEAKAFLYBOIK 2 years ago
u mean chairforce
elitedude07 2 years ago
This has been flagged as spam show
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO U SUCK ASS
LizzyBBYCakez 2 years ago
yyyaa freshman!
go airforce
but, ur singin wuz a little off
sorry guys:(
other than that it wuz kool
jwicked44 2 years ago
ROTC Fags
TKandJEZUZ 2 years ago
Cadet Brick?!
I ran into him at Brooks City-Base when we were down there for pilot physicals. Awesome. My guys were gonna do a vid "I'm at the Det.", but someone found your vid.
alexgerard502 2 years ago
the air force is freakin awesome
shibby1385 2 years ago
wow that was the worst video ever. you guys fucking blow.
ForumSnoBorderRK 2 years ago
i like huffing my own farts more than i like watching this piece of shit faggot talk about planes that he will never fly
....Peace out
bam324 2 years ago
auto tune ...fail
MikeMorphine101 2 years ago
i agree with sunglassesshow
ballerfrog 2 years ago
G@Y but funny :)
edfgt2 2 years ago
@edfgt2 jst gay
sempisam 3 weeks ago
lol
MK2EA 2 years ago
i like im on a boat better but this was good
zeino101 2 years ago