Sh!t Q'Ban Girls Say Vol.I

[mmurphy3981]

What's the pitbull song again??



[minecraftzombies123]

im a cuban..iwish i wasnt im the only one who cant speak spanish,...

[TheMichelleOriginals]

@minecraftzombies123 you're not. i'm with you.

[shellyrows]

I'm Cuban and I left Miami to get away from "Q'Ban" girls. Good gawd, no one will ever see me speak like that.

[jadeddolli]

lmao love it!!!

[anthonyf117a]

holy crap this is what my aunt sounds like

[IreneBorras]

I recently moved to Miami from California and omg! this is soo true! hahah soo different from what im used to hearing!

[imara617]

Aye que pena.... #so true it's scary

[imara617]

Lol THATS EXACTLY HOW MY GRANDMA SINGS "We Found Love" LMFAO I died...

[bbyperez]

no me joda!!!! jaja

[aliRuLe101]

Omg I live in Miami and I'm like this and I'm Hispanic

[terryeddyterry]

yes, this is the typical miami cuban, smh, all the fucking girls at my school are like this but 10X louder

[anaddy99]

I'm cuban and that's all of my catch phrases xDDD

[JasmineLaCubana]

Ayayay la pura verdad! K comico esta este video :D Que penaaa! Como me gusta ser Cubanita<3

[LaLoKaBaBeZ]

lmaooooo story of my life 

[shelovesher224]

"Que Pena..." #TrueStory

[DavidBosakewich]

Funny stuff.

[LifeBySpades]

es la verdad!!!!



[LoveDreamMJS]

Yo no soy cubana y yo digo todo esto! cepto qe yo no diho facebook digo faceboo xD y no digo oh my god digo oh may ga xD

[LoveDreamMJS]

Yo no soy cubana y yo digo todo esto!

[linlovexo]

I LOVE BEING CUBAN!

[Leonsprice]

FACEBOOO

[SwaggLife143Bitch]

Aye Que Pena ! Haha ! Me encanta ser Cubana<3

[deedeefloka]

ñooo mira el mangon eseee que rico esta!!! hahaha

[nataliamusic1131]

parese un tanque y una vayena lmfaooo

[jessicachikaplayboy]

ay k penaaaa ay k penaaa!!! jajaja funny shit xD

[lorraine102506]

even i do this !!

[MissSparkly21]

My favorite: 2:38

LOLOLOL

Where's Volume 2?? <3

[tashamckable]

OMG THIS SHIT IS SO TRUE LOLOLOLOL.

[smileiny0ursleepx3]

I showed this video to my mom and my aunt, and they were really mad at me because everything in the video is EXACTLY what they say HOW they say it xD

[Ticho22]

thumbs up if you saw the foot of the girl move out of the shot at minute 1:54! lol great video! :D

[tickletoes0]

OMG" It's so trueeeeeeeeeeee!!! I say and do ALL' LOL hay que pena, hay que penaa'

[cvanmeir]

AY Dios Mio - casi me meo... So so so accurate! 'te vas a tragar todo los dientes'

[niks726]

best video of youtube along with gayo...seriously can't stop watching it and laughing out loud by myself

[rinapink1976]

love it u crazy funny

[yamisleidy1986]

lol

[Slickvic18]

You nailed it haha...

[MissSparkly21]

Lol, I'm Cuban and Nicaraguan, but it's so true loll (;

[MouseE15]

Super funny!!! I've watched a million times! LOL

[Djaymireles21]

this is fucking hilarious!!!

[Mickey24]

whats the name of the song playing in the background. i hear pitbull?

[iluvmusicalmuffins14]

dude you have got to make more videos.

[iluvmusicalmuffins14]

story of my life, omg

[karlaloveschu]

Ayyyyyyyyyyy que pena!!!! hahahahahXD This is too funny & accurate!!!

[MisskikiCoconuts]

The Afro almost killed me

[FlaviiBoo]

"parece un tampocito de banadera" lmfao I died ! Typical things we cubans say lol

[gabygirrly]

this is my favorite, SHIT ___ GIRLS SAY!

[iPhoneTech620]

LMAO I am also cuban and i showed this to my mom and it was just funny as hell . Great video

[sxyphatboy]

CAN SOMEONE GET HER THE FUCKIN' PHONE ALREADY!!!

[racer1145]

my mom says this all the damn time

[123goviral]

too freakin funny. This guy is great!

[KaylieMarieJay]

Almost everyone gets lost in Coral Gables, since the streets are named and not numbered. Well the people that don’t live there most likely get lost.

[mullerfam05]

"Ay que pena!" (on point) LOL!



[equilibrium0994]

LMAFO I live in Miami, and when he said "esto es Coral Gables" I DIEEEEEEEDDDDD.

[leeannberrios]

gorrrrrrrda no, gohhhhhhhda!!!! te siento mas puertorriqueña q cubana, vaya! jajaja

[gta4sergio]

vaya toda mi familia esta en este video lol

[jediguysarehott]

we say this! So true!



[hny1991]

se ha puesto gorda, gorda, pero gorda parece un tanque jajajaja. Loveee itttt <3

[Ellaartsy]

Right on! Y el babicue? Tooo funny!

[MiamiPride2012]

estoy metida en casa del carajo! LMFAO

[carlishac93]

lmao i live in miami and this is soo truee. cubans are annoying sometimes but funny as f*ck

[jediguysarehott]

I LOVE THIS!!! REPRESENT MIAMI!!! Ay QUE PENA! LMAO

[bchar918]

1:16 .. is he not wearing underwear O_o

[321yaneth]

You have great teeth

[beautytrashlove]

amazing! 100% accurate! looking forward to part 2!! el colorete!!!

[TheMeli12367]

@jennyisfire1 Lol so true!

And this video is hilarious. Cubans say this stuff all the time!

[elyfire123]

I am cracking up so hard right now! It's so true!! XD LOL

[guitarman110397]

what is that song that keeps playing in the background called?

[carlishac93]

@guitarman110397 the one in the "club" scene? Ayer La Vi (bailando por ahi) - Juan Magan

[eloquent305]

Lmao the funniest line is "mira el mangon ese"

[xxhailybabexx]

I live in Miami, so 100 % of this is true.

[KATROSE92]

yes this is exactly it. I live in Miami now with the rest of my family and you hit it on the nail

[maracullen555]

"esta gorda, gorda, gorda, gorda. Parece un tanque!" LMFAO!!!! Sooo true! Coñooo!

[Princess7381]

Hilarious. It'd be better if there were subtitles, though, for non-Spanish speakers.

[Bigswole408]

"Ayyy que penaaa" ROFL!!!

[cute2emo]

and its funny cuz its all true

[priscilla272]

Bro this is fucking perfect.! Like i can't even..

[noelylovesyou]

half of these things are actually the things my mom says lol

[thepro1468]

@noelylovesyou same here

[chickwithatrick]

BUENO ... el otro video de miami esta en youtube, y ya es tiempo para poner parte dos para los cubanos!! .. dale viejo!!

[Jewkrew22]

shit miami girls say is better

[chickwithatrick]

@Jewkrew22 only if you're not cuban...

[heaven0060]

@Jewkrew22 ummm no is not

[jennyisfire1]

@Jewkrew22 LOL the amount of negative comments you've written has left me to believe you're upset at how much no one pays attention to you. LOL.

[EricaSed1]

Love this!

[biigmiike1]

lmfaoo u guys were on point !!!

[marissajimenez100]

LMFFFFFAAAAAAOOOOOOO! this shit is SOOOOOOO FUNNY! XD plz do more! :D

[MyLittlePonyAddict]

Lol my teacher put this on in language arts class and we all laughed so hard

[MegaLizeth18]

bahahaha cant wait till you put more!!

[DebbieWearsPrada]

This is soooooooooooooooooooo accurate! Like it's insane, Also live in Miami and it just like that!

[chickwithatrick]

i literally have not stopped watching this video since you posted ... it is A-mazing. i've shown it to all my coworkers and they can't hold up. thank you, can't wait to see vol 2! ..... o.mai.god.

[1Dgrilz]

Yes we do. 

[LilMrsSugafoot]

lmao



[33yvonnec]

LOL this is awesome



[darkestalchemist357]

godammit...its all true >.<

[veralopez18]

LOVE IT!!! Miamian approves!

[ThePartyofSix]

Love this!

[athenarodriguez1]

Bwahahaha. Makes me miss Miami.....

[andy199630]

qe clase trasverti conoooo



[mack387]

Lmaoooo this is sooooo on point ...even the mannerisms ...too funny

[not2pretty2smackahoe]

Si titi deja que te cuente. JAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJaja That's me all the way bro. And Ay si se lo estaba diciendo a papi pero que pesado se pone.

[barbiqban]

Se la comieron jajajaja awesome!

[26rebe]

Hahahaa !! Love it se parece a mi

[shelovesher224]

"Que Penaaaa" lmao

[thfanpire]

Hey! That is soo mean!! My hair does NOT look like that!!! XD

[Juicyjos23]

Viejo esta buenosimo este video!!!! LMAO Super funny!

[Alexalikesapples]

hahaha soo true, live in Miami and thats all you see

[mimi2792]

I love this. You guys should make more videos :-)

[MissJohy91]

We also say pero chicka no me dig as esoo sue me vuelbo locaaa.

[msdtg24]

omg this was too good!!

[MrPrchulo80]

You guys are the best, cant stop watching it!! Lmfao

[briannalove333]

This is the best cuban girl video i have seen yet! My friend memo told me about this video and I've showed my WHOLE family and they were ALL cracking up!

[Slickrey]

good shit bro but theres alot more shit we say lol

[LosFunnies]

This is great! I work at Accord and they were all watching and crackin up. :D

[rob1pr30]

@RMolina92 "wepa" is a puertorican word. And im puertorican living in Miami havent heard it once in the year that ive lived here. except i say it all the time. Amo a las cubanas. Que vuelta aceres.

[jassyjasmine97]

omg this is soo funny soo true please do more

[ilovejoejonas305]

this is so accurate. lmao

[marshwella]

this is the perfect vid for every spanish mom/grandma in miami

[MarinaBenito]

I love it! Me muero de la risa! Me encanto jajajajeee!

[gamefreaksable]

Is your reading this you know who I am Carlos....

[gamefreaksable]

Ohhhh......god....I need to have a serious conversation with him...

[gamefreaksable]

HOLY.....I know that's

[jkjjessie1]

more like "Shit una balcera says".. reff ass girls speak like this.. lol

[LaUnica1330]

Ñooo, mira el mangon ese que rico esta !

[TinyMonica]

Not in Miami but us Jersey Cuban speak just like that lol

[acv22288]

omg i love this

[moeisa867]

rofl my life :P

[AndresTorawres]

LOVE IT!!!!!!!! DALEEEEEEEE Hialeah La Ciudad que Progresa.. !!! When's part 2

[yennu03]

Esta bueno pero es mejor el de "shit Spanish girls say"

[LordAlucardsbride]

Este Coral Gables? JAJAJAJA!

[LaserJaymie]

Ay que pesado! Lol. Pero te la comiste!

[Seraphina0624]

MY MOTHER IN LAW TO THE T !!!!!! LMAO. LOVE IT.

[viviana0821]

Que pesados!!! Para nada da risa, o si de lo pesado que son y lo ridiculo que lucen

[pinkskatepiano]

@viviana0821 entonces para que lo vistes?!?!

[jgarc199]

lmao so funny! 

[lnm416]

Dale Acere

[MANNYLO33]

lmao awesome



[daMIAchick]

I just got this texted to me... Super funny! I LOVED IT :) LOL.

[imatoke]

tooo good!

[cubannurse21]

Vamo aver si el temba este nos mete en el VIP Dale lol

[DesireeDelgad0]

i was laughing the whole time watching this. I fit the Cuban stereotype all too well lmao

[moreinfomarceLA]

PUTIIIEEEEEE!



[cubano9007]

odk why people find this shit funny, it is fucking annoying, yo soy cubano pero acere esto esta pesao con cojone q clase pujo compadre estos tipos de comico no tienen un pelo vaya es q estan tan pujones q del pujo dan risa pero de comico no tienen nada

[veebra94]

PAPI YO NO TE CONTE!

[AndroidSpirit]

My mother to a T.

[pamelais0nline]

OMG hilarioussssss XDDDD

[janet07100]

So true

[Lextacyyyy]

LMAO good one!

[colombianpai]

parece un taponsito de banadera, chiquitica y gorditaa lmfaaoooo

[Princess21z]

OMG this is sooo me!!!!! jhahaha10 minutos, oye dos minutos viejo no jadas maaaaasss!!! jajaja

[lilerk84]

This is the funniest shit everrrrr omg i need to see part 2 soon hilarious im so guilty of them lolllllll hahahah

[sury201]

Lmao

[melaivy]

That was AWESOME!!!

[cubanitashortii305]

bro this shit sounds just like me xDDD que comico brode

[juliandana8]

LMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMFFFFFFFFFFF­AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO *DEAD*

[Nitrouspony239]

Jajajajajaja

[lorica0741]

Lmfaaao! Too accurate. c:

[gordii831]

Las llaves... Lmfaooooooooo

[Millieex33]

estoe coral gabel

[RMolina92]

WEPA! You should say that on the next video

[sobelou]

This is soooo true!!  plus histerically funny!!

[lokiqueen24]

PERROOOOOOOO!! Please tell me que ay un part 2!!!!!!!!!!! lmfaooo!

[SimplyJVideos]

@lokiqueen24 Vol. II will be out soon.

[lokiqueen24]

@SimplyJVideos Awesome. :) thanks!!!!!!

[lokiqueen24]

@SimplyJVideos oye PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE do one on Q'ban mama boys!!! or like Q'ban mothers!! THANKKKKSSSS :)

[veebra94]

@SimplyJVideos include guys and old men!!

[alex021690]

@SimplyJVideos <------ CHECK MINE! "SHIT CUBANS SAY AND DO!"

[RMolina92]

This shit is stupid funny!!! Miami is the spot for cubans i love it!!

[kat09876543211]

OMGGGGG hahahhahhaha

Este es coral gables?? HAHAHA omg us cubans.

[EmiLovesShakespeare]

Estoy metida en casa de carajo, hahaha so true!

[ladycucumberington]

My mom says stuff like this all the time lol

[mistakeyz305]

soo funnny!!! hahahaha

[shewillbel0ved]

HAHAHHAA FUCKINGLOVE THIS

[StrangersHand]

This is so legit lolol my whole family is like this xD