Two and a Half Men - Tour de France

[3ku1]

Chelsea was the hottest chick ever on taahm, gabreille err too skinny, chelsea was perfect looks and personality, why did they take her out of the show she was the best thing to happen to taahm and charlie ever, hated how they put charlie with rose, he suits chelsea more. People always go on about how charlie is getting stale, yet chelsea really symbolises that change, yet everyone hated her that really is a contradiction in term.

[intacto750]

Charlie Harper: the young Hugh Hefner

[irfan2022]

she was too cute saying "you know with your beeceecal"

[ramyabdullah]

Her name is Justine Eyre

[TheEuphony69]

The only thing i am wearing is a smile and a condom !!!!

[vbwx]

Au revoir-ir-ir-ir :)

[spartan1081990]

@SaleenSterlingS302 so true better than megan fox, there's not much info about her though

[SaleenSterlingS302]

daaamn look at at that girl!!!!

[adventrsofjoeandmike]

Alan is smooth

[GrueneBiene]

HELMET :D

[YV5275]

Hey, Everybody is good in something, you for example...

...have no shame

xD

[fenixxxnegro]

where is the part where this alan in bed with the French woman is quite comical anyone can tell me where I can see?

[MrAmirr76]

Allan : can i...lol,honest what a chick.10 of 10!!

[ppauletto]

jess199230

you're a faggot

[3volution1000]

hot women ^^

[ElTresDeMayo1808]

Hands down I thinks Gabrielle was the finest chic with the most class ever on two and a half men.

She leaves one breathless.... Her legs... grrrr

[SaleenSterlingS302]

@ElTresDeMayo1808 hahaha i think were on the same page man

[sweiland75]

can I? please? :)

[LoveJFrusciante]

See Alan, it's like this....I got a knack :D

[ppauletto]

Charlie:You should see her naked!

Alan:Can I?

[Mrmiradaconstante]

Alan, I just took a Tour de France, and the only thing I was wearing was a smile and a condom

A smile and a condom, god sake... If you can use both of them well you'll get lot of fun :)

[mischiefpwns]

@Mrmiradaconstante or depending where you are, arrested.

[IMFDB]

Has anybody realized Charlie sleeps with women regardless of their financial status?

[316420STONECOLD]

his helmet is so nerdy

[ppauletto]

I gotta a neck!

[jess199230]

@ppauletto i believe its a 'knack' LOL everyones got a neck douchebag .. unless of course your the size of a sumo :|

[Lisag507]

who wants to take the Tour de France



[meganega123]

original voices are always better even if they're not

[DreaMeRHoLic]

iam german too AND i LOVE the original voices. but the german sync is very good as well. king of queens,freesh prince and SG1 are better in german. while SGU totaly sucks in the german version (but this is just MY thinking)

you cant beat the original! but most times the german voices are "higher" then the US voices. and i think that alen is a good example for a funny "high voice".

all i can say is... we got good sync's here in germany (just check syncs from poland)

[24MartinONDS]

I speak German, but live in Switzerland.

I prefer the English version, the original voices, are always better.

So I'm also watching king of queens just in english.

[SeyhawksNow]

@dominic1142

The episode is called "Kinda like necrophilia"

It premiered in 2007.

[dominic1142]

which episode is it ?

[1994anmol]

who's the chick, she's hot!

[alfonsobarredasalina]

jaja charly no tiene limites, necrofilia.

[hausi12312]

Beeseecklist :D

[SweetZombiJesus]

Im not a fan of sitcoms, or tv in general, but something about this show keeps me watching it.

[zamumbel]

her name is justine eyre

[flairero]

I'm german too ... and you are definitely wrong!

[SportAss]

I'm german, too... and he is definitely, well let's say in most cases, right!

[flairero]

LMAO!° name one german example plz! e.g. the tour de france line. you gotta be kidding...

[SportAss]

I don't know Two and a Half Men in English, but, e.g., in Scary Movie the actors sound unbelievable bad. If you saw the german version, you cannot laugh at the english one. The case with the jokes is difficult... Sometimes it is tranclated word-to-word (unbelievable...), then it is terrible, of course!

[Emperror1]

@flairero he is.he is.its definately good in german.very good.and there are some little szenes that are better.but as a whole, english is def.better.def.

[paresweet]

"The only thing i was wearing was a Smile and a condom"..Charlie slapped Lance Armstrong by saying that! XD

[pixe116]

"You should see her naked"

"Can I?"

[barkleysound]

that french girl is fucking hot!

[Televizzle07]

everytime i watch this I dream of having that same lifestyle charlie has, and dammit i will chase that dream down

[barkleysound]

same, all i want is women, booze and money lol

[Imiface]

@Televizzle07 I'm kinda having that lifestyle. It's cool, but after a while it gets boring. You burn out in it.

[nallakunpi]

@Televizzle07 yeah man...lets hope ..one fine sunny morning we have the beach house, the fame, the money and the chicks!!

[Ireallyneed2think]

LMAO...stationary cycle :)

[theresult23]

le buns of steel hahahaha

[evangeliio]

someone knows the name of that girl, couse i´ve seen here in so many other comercials too and she is beautyful. or if someone knows the episode that will help my search

[SweetZombiJesus]

Justine Eyre, I think. She's Canadian, and has been on a few shows.

[JCKH2]

Damn Charlie looks so sexy in his black bathrobe!! WOW!

[sidewalkcrap]

Haha, nice helmet ^^

[pranksters2009]

hahahaahahaha ....can i

[eman4life23]

lol charlie sounded kinda italian when he said i got knack

[nrizzo70]

haha no...you english people think ny italians are italian..they just speak highly of themselves and don't even know the italian language...

[eman4life23]

first this doesn't even take place in ny, so what does that have to do with anything?

[MCANOUAR]

a smile and a condom

[heavyjairo]

très bien

[sussantavo]

Can i?? lol

[maracayero5]

Oh la la madame!

[casaderiff]

anybody know what her name is?

[GWiifanboy]

"Alan, I just took tour de france"..........lmao epic!

[kappa27]

do they have a box set of DVD's out for the show yet...

[Starkilla96]

i think so

[stewieisthelord]

elan is a tool

[KeePitWestSide]

i love two and a half men i got all epidsodes on my computer

[SEPHROTH101]

hey, how or were do u get all the two and a half men episodes?

[MAPG90]

wats this episode called?

[Ryancuasay]

what season and episode was this? great show!

[cali1992girl]

kinda like necraphilia

[legendaros]

s05e10

[rockstarzee19]

hahaha charlie is my idol. i would love to live his life.

[cruzholland]

epic!

[Tammyleeloveshim]

these two dudes are real funny

[FCule]

hahaha!!

YLAN!

[MasoodKabul]

She's incredible

[Corporations8MyBaby]

They should put Uncle Charlie's face on money.

[derris]

" Alan, i just took a Tour de France" xD

[JannLotta]

That one was epic... "I just wore a smile and a condom"

[odin69odin]

ALAN... I´VE JUST TOOK.. TOUR FRANCE.. .and the only thing I was wearing was a smile and a condom!!!

JAJAA HES GOD!!!

[deenaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa]

Buns 0f steel =]]

[compita3]

anybody know that chic's name?

[FCule]

Justine Eyre

[skates4lyf]

lol iv got a knack

[dorotttta]

OMG he's gorgeous whit this helmet XD XD XD

[Sokosu]

woooooooooooow she's hot

[mike42098]

god damn that bitch is fine.

[blaziboi]

knack=dick!

[cisne21]

"smile and a condom" yezzzzzzzzir!!! lmao

[cisne21]

fuck shes gorgeous,

[gamepowersportsoccer]

my 2 favorite things

[MAJSBOLLLOL]

HAHHAA Guys

Charlie says "I got a knack for it"

not nack, or neck ...

Mabye you should use subtitles or an english teacher :-)

[rangersfan1985]

alan i just took da tour of france all i was wearing was a smile and a condom lolololol

[rockzhang]

Alan asked Charlie : ""how can you get girl like that"

Charlie replied, "I got a neck?"

What does Charlie imply? Neck? who can explain this?

[joshuamooney]

its not neck its nack and it means good at something

[Profissexy]

Its not neck its knack, like hes got it down or is skillfull at it

[rockzhang]

Yes, Knack。Charlie has lots of knack in many areas..

[FooFightersRBest]

I saw lots of people replying so i thought i wud

Its not knack its girafffe and it means an animal with a long knexk

[lamylene]

eh ! une francaise ! jadore l'accent anglais ! la VO et mieux que la VF =P

traduction : Eh a french girl ! I love the English accent! VO and much better than VF !

i love "Mon Oncle Charlie" > Two And A Half Men =)

[666OmegaMaggot666]

lmao

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[alejandro2523]

that girl is really hot

[cerapiorendon]

Justin Eyre so beautiful-Gabrielle

[daripper77]

what the name of her???

[cerapiorendon]

Justin Eyre

[AmiralKent]

rofl, I enjoy the way Jon Cryer tries to speak a bit 'frenchy', cute to hear him spell his name but in france we'd say Allan as well!

There was already a bit of french, in seasons 3-4: enchantée. I didn't know americans were using almost as french as we do use "american", that's funny

[piercingaholik]

almsost love the french after that if ya still dont then your probably a zoophyle

[compita3]

Wat episode is this?????

[flairero]

it's from "Kinda Like Necrophilia" (S5-E10) which originally aired on November 26, 2007 (the last one before the break due to the writer's strike)

[FCule]

why did they strike?

[musclecarbubba429]

Did you see that chick! Almost enough to make one like the French.

[dudelookslikelady]

Tour de Her is what i want to do

[xossanax]

"le buns of steel"....LOFL

[psychokitty93]

"Oh, yes. I'm very passionate about... See-cling..." lol

[polishkid11191]

wut episode is that????

[hitman2232]

lolol

[GenusCapra]

Alan is my hero hahahaha

"you should see her naked"

--"Can I??"