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Wow this is fucking rude.. i'm all about comedy and stuff but this shit is fucking disrespectful. Football and porno... is that all people give a shit about anymore?
I'm going to be the real asshole here and say that you're a flipping moron. You misspelled many words... Nevertheless, thanks for posting this song! :P
well this song goes to all the stupid traffic cops some of them and and those stupid builders who don't do anything and safeways baxter because of what they did to my mum.
@GeorgiyGiggle The human race blackened this planet. And it's not OUR planet. It's natures planet. We just came and made it ours. We destroy this place, no matter how nice you are.
@666rogue666 We are the planet just as much as any other animal out there. Also we're the -only- ones who can ensure the survival of the rest of the retards we share this planet with. I don't think Chimpanzees or Roaches are gonna be building a spaceship to escape the sun going supernova.
@jbreitz87 As far as you know. There's atleast 10 thousand more years until that happens... Who's to say that "The Rise of the Planet of the Apes" is never going to happen? And maybe... You know, they'll catch on.
@jayswizzle32 hey if you gonna say something to this song dont say butthole! its fuckin asshole! hes a reall fuckin asshole, if you were you would have said it too bud i dont think you a true fan:)
@JasetheDestroyer13 Yes, I think I will let loose, with a big huge shit on someone's front porch just before I go smash some windsheilds. Cuz I'M AN ASSHOLE!
And proud of it. C'mon man, let's go wreak havoc and set things on fire.
I kick little kittens, and shoot baby birds. I go up to minorities and say racist words. I say Fuck John Lennon, and forward the hate. I go to Chemotherapy and say Cancer is Great! A girl gets raped and I laugh in her face. I tell the crippled, that they are a disgrace. I go to rehab, and get really high. I go to children hospitals and say YOU WILL ALL DIE! In front of the homeless I throw away my meal. I walk into churches and say YOUR GOD'S NOT REAL! I'm an asshole, a real fuckin asshole
And because I love this song, I know for fact I am going to hell. I also know I'm going to be like this when I get out of the military.
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i like this song when i was about 7 grow up everyone
PaulKennedy956 2 days ago
im a ass hole
maddymusicrocks1 4 days ago
can i has ice-cream? :D
joelcll 5 days ago
i love thissss
maddymusicrocks1 5 days ago
My government teacher sings this song and throws things at us
BreatheRadio 1 week ago
<3
pixor27 1 week ago
Hey stop talking about my brother.
Turboshiz1 1 week ago
hilarious!
candybear365 2 weeks ago
the 21 people that disliked this song are the real assholes they just dont want to admit it
kmeow01 2 weeks ago 2
this song is so fing hiliarious
hotroxy1318 2 weeks ago
Lol "colen" only an asshole would spell the organ that feeds into the asshole wrong.
RobDinsmore 3 weeks ago
lol 1:45 and talk about this heat
austinx12341 3 weeks ago
@DreamDazin I love this song n I do have a handicapped son so enough of the hahahahahaha!!
Bubbles1771 3 weeks ago
i am a asshole!!!!!!!!!!!!! i love this song
mimigay9065 4 weeks ago
im a true asshole
damianolek1 4 weeks ago
im an asswhole its true lol
MrMrChosen 1 month ago
triple J's hottest song in 93! :)
WattsyName 1 month ago
he's an ASSHOOOOOLLLEEE
sealwish 1 month ago
niggers are dirty ... but they still don't stink like the Jews
dirtyboy830 1 month ago
lo0o0o00ol what a great song
darkevil19942012 1 month ago
what in asshole
diggydiggywhole 1 month ago
:3 handicapped face lol
counutballs 1 month ago 3
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Wow this is fucking rude.. i'm all about comedy and stuff but this shit is fucking disrespectful. Football and porno... is that all people give a shit about anymore?
CallMeWanderer 1 month ago
@CallMeWanderer yes. And that's how i like it.
velocigecko 1 month ago 3
@CallMeWanderer Your really going to come this this video and ask that? Idiot
TheMightyZebrah 1 month ago in playlist Liked videos
@CallMeWanderer Of course its rude we're Assholes its what we do.
TheJonas973 1 month ago
@CallMeWanderer im an asshole and proud of it
youngfreedom93 1 month ago
@CallMeWanderer
yep!
SirCloudStrife 1 month ago
sounds like a song johnny Knoxville would sing
trailrider92 1 month ago 3
best song to listen to when drunk
bobbyorrwasthebest 2 months ago
this. is. the. dumbest. song. EVER
LeAnnCoppler 2 months ago
@LeAnnCoppler Naaaaaah.
Froztarlozt 2 months ago
im an asshole!:)
Ryancb10 2 months ago
Good music, until he wipes his mouth with the American flag, Not cool.
kaleberle 2 months ago
@kaleberle fuk america
LyricalStoner420 2 months ago
@LyricalStoner420 Fuck your grammar skills.
MightyandCaesar 2 months ago
@MightyandCaesar didn't you know all the cool kids say fuk....
coldfully 2 months ago
@coldfully Hahaha, yes sir I did.
MightyandCaesar 2 months ago
@MightyandCaesar Rule# 801 of the internet, if you don't have a good solid argument, insult their grammar instead.
Vhallaran 2 months ago
@MightyandCaesar fuk u u shemale
LyricalStoner420 2 months ago
@kaleberle ; yeah, that bothered me, too. Until then, neat song.
DoofsterDan 2 months ago
Who is this John Thaw he's referring too.... it can't be Morse, surely?
FullMetalAlcohol 2 months ago
Press 3 for fast lane
MrBrayden1999 3 months ago
WOW! Between this song and Kelly Clarkson's Mr. Know it all it's my dad to a tee!! No need to publish his autobiography.
cinnister2130 3 months ago
"Russia, Romunia, Germany they can have all the democracy they want" what a moron.. there's no democracy in Russia..
mariakas13 3 months ago
@mariakas13 ne is not a moron..... he is an asshole didnt you listen to song?
itsinthegameAI 3 months ago
@mariakas13
i know were did he get th idea? he realy is an asshole
polenya1000 3 months ago
ahaa lol x
246schoolgal246 3 months ago
gREAT SONG TERRIBLE SPEELING! oOPS CAPS LOCK
willitownedowndave 3 months ago
I'm going to be the real asshole here and say that you're a flipping moron. You misspelled many words... Nevertheless, thanks for posting this song! :P
LuxAeterna36 3 months ago
kusipää, gilipollas, мудак, أهبل, задник, gilipolles, 混蛋, šupak, debile, røvhul, lul, sitapea, kusipää, con, babaca, Arschloch, μαλάκας, estipid, מטומטם, गधे, seggfej, fáviti, bajingan, stronzo, ಕೆಟ್ಟದನ್ನ, subingalvis, кретену, drittsekk, dupek, babaca, tâmpit, шупак, debile, bedak, rövhål, గాడిద, pislik, گدی, hậu môm, אַסכאָול
A.K.A Asshole
Leivve 3 months ago
AVOLITION FTW!
mymrphil 3 months ago 3
Ohh guys, I wanna tell you my secret... I never told anyone else about this...
I'M AN ASSHOLE, AND I'M PROUD OF IT!!! xD
Raxxer1993 3 months ago
I use public toilets and I piss in the sink!!!
JJGredig 3 months ago
To the P.C, touchy feely crowd: Take two recordings of this and call me in the morning.
Alan7997 3 months ago
sometimes i park in handicapped spaces, while handicapped people, make handicapped faces!! I love it hahahaha
DreamDazin 3 months ago 28
Im an Asshole, Such an Asshole , A real fucking asshole.
yooalina16 3 months ago
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yooalina16 3 months ago
FUCK ALL YALL MOTHER FUCKERS AMERICANS ROCK YALL EUROPEAN MOTHER FUCKERS
hangalltheniggers 3 months ago
I listen to this song when I shit it is amazing. It is like smoking marijuana in a haunted house =D. Ahh good times!
TeamE5B 3 months ago
If you like this song you are an Asshole too! Like me..
Skyth20 3 months ago
Tohsaka is such a fucking asshole...
RevyaGig 3 months ago
this song rocks
Heatseaker19 3 months ago
ButtHole
yooalina16 3 months ago
lmao
MEGApsychitell 3 months ago
819 assholes pissed of 17 handicapped people.
dinoloquendero 4 months ago in playlist Favoritos de dinoloquendero 40
O.o
ZombieSlayer668 4 months ago
(LIKE) thumbs up to this song :P
gogohiphop1 4 months ago
I'm not an asshole, I can be a bitch though
raeven1212 4 months ago in playlist misc music
783 people are assholes... uh, make that 784
TheoneandonlyGTA 4 months ago
MY ANTHEM! i love it
HGVampiric 4 months ago
I know who are assholes the ones who say there isnt a cure for cancer
there has been many for years but its all a huge money making sceme =(
darkferiousity 4 months ago in playlist darkferiousity's favorites
i bet this guy was high and with jimi hendrix when he wrote this song! like i am baked as a cake!1!!!1 Hendrix For Preisdent!
mrozzy1231 4 months ago
This song describes my father perfectly.
KEADDITTENpr0ducti0n 4 months ago
who needs words this song is surmised in two words a-s-s-h-o-l-e- s-o-n-g
landon9560 4 months ago
ringtone:))
marshy6000 5 months ago
Im an asshole and proud of it :)
XenomorphKingful 5 months ago
i'm an asshole♫
Aarix3 5 months ago in playlist Aarix3's Favorited Videos
i like the part when he says asshole.
AnToOnY989 5 months ago
well this song goes to all the stupid traffic cops some of them and and those stupid builders who don't do anything and safeways baxter because of what they did to my mum.
djizzah 5 months ago
press "9" and its what gingers don't have
MrRangaman 5 months ago
PRES 8 OVER AND OVER IT SO FREAKIN HALARIOUS xD
HaloBeast547 5 months ago
"their right"
It's THEY'RE RIGHT you skull-fucking mouthbreather.
junkietomato 5 months ago
im an asshole! i got suspended for listening to this :(
newrspsmandude 5 months ago
@MrJimVr It's the teacher he's an asshole!
stythan 5 months ago 3
15 people wont admit they are assholes
gthsck93 5 months ago 2
na asshole brought me to this video
rjsevlaportugal 5 months ago
IM AAN SOOO YOOOO YOOYOO YOO YOO, IMM AN ASSOOO, YOO,.. BUUDDDIOOYOO..BUDDDIOOOO
FakarMoh 6 months ago
Ghost brought me here
fonkymaster 6 months ago
@fonkymaster LMAO same. IMPLEMENTED CHAT MARSHALL LAW
DJBRON3 6 months ago
i first heard this song at my friends birthday in like 4th grade. LOLWTF
rawryourface69 6 months ago
Everybody has the bomb now.
GrrrIamMad 6 months ago 2
I want to make this my theme song.
Mickothebest 6 months ago
'Maybe they're right when they tell me I'm wrong.'
Me: ..........Naaaahhhhh!
NikkomeKonno 6 months ago
I heard this song on MineCraft greiving and I HAD to find a full version
MrTippietop 6 months ago 3
@MrTippietop lol me two
PromptlyFisted 6 months ago
@MrTippietop me too
TheOldnews 6 months ago
@MrTippietop SAMME
NiggaStoleMyJordans 6 months ago
@MrTippietop team aVo heck yah : D
funkeymonkeyz999 6 months ago in playlist funkeymonkeyz999's Favorited Videos
I draw a certain strange inspiration from this song....
BRtheDEMON 6 months ago 63
when I go back to my home planet I'll report what I've learned here..
mjlicklid 6 months ago
but I think, we've become more aware of what we are doing here..
mjlicklid 6 months ago
If you drive a car, heat your home, eat, or use paper products, you are also killing this planet.. period..
mjlicklid 6 months ago
14 people are a**h***s!!
teentitanchick15 6 months ago 26
@teentitanchick15 You really censored yourself?
MrManguy46 4 months ago
@teentitanchick15 no 16 people are not assholes
haigfeinn 4 months ago
@teentitanchick15 you mean assholöes?
Metsaisa 3 months ago
Nuclear Fucking Weapons. O.K?
Paramore9371 6 months ago
i'm an asshole and i approve this message.
myname19892008 6 months ago
what an asshole... jk lol
killerwhale991 6 months ago
We all know someone like this. Don't lie. I know you know at least one person who is like this.
midnachick97 6 months ago
One more idiot, who is blackening our planet to no purpose.
GeorgiyGiggle 6 months ago
@GeorgiyGiggle The human race blackened this planet. And it's not OUR planet. It's natures planet. We just came and made it ours. We destroy this place, no matter how nice you are.
666rogue666 6 months ago
@666rogue666 Yeah, we do... but its fun to blow shit up
Arimmus 6 months ago
@666rogue666 We are the planet just as much as any other animal out there. Also we're the -only- ones who can ensure the survival of the rest of the retards we share this planet with. I don't think Chimpanzees or Roaches are gonna be building a spaceship to escape the sun going supernova.
jbreitz87 6 months ago
@jbreitz87 As far as you know. There's atleast 10 thousand more years until that happens... Who's to say that "The Rise of the Planet of the Apes" is never going to happen? And maybe... You know, they'll catch on.
EvilCow090 6 months ago
@EvilCow090
Nnnnnnaaaaaaahhhhhhhh, the human race can`t catch on. we`re all too busy being assholes to everybody else.
demonwentthatway 6 months ago
thumbs up if your an asshole like every other human especially the ones who think there perfect
skimaniac34 7 months ago
How he says asshole is just amazing.
I'm an esshole!
pb25812462 7 months ago
@pb25812462
and so is the way you spell it lol
randyfuckingfrancis 7 months ago
@randyfuckingfrancis Esshole dosent = Asshole dick head.
I'm an asshole and I'm proud.
pb25812462 7 months ago
@southparkkid07 Fuck you
I'm an asshole!
pb25812462 7 months ago
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Fuck you all =)
megaman9990 7 months ago
@jayswizzle32 hey if you gonna say something to this song dont say butthole! its fuckin asshole! hes a reall fuckin asshole, if you were you would have said it too bud i dont think you a true fan:)
fallenking1197 7 months ago
@fallenking1197 im a real fuckin asshole and im proud of it, damn butthole who was the retarded but monkey to say that
fallenking1197 7 months ago
"Parking in handicap spaces, while handicapped people make handicaped faces"
xD Best line!
MrHerrowDer 7 months ago
A.S.S.H.O.L.E everybody A.S.S.H.O.L.E :D and im a asshole and im proud of it XD
bladedancers 7 months ago
Colon, you asshole.
Manusturbo 7 months ago
this was my child hood song, and you know what i am to this day....an ASSHOLE!
sithfan1 7 months ago
best song ever
TheYellowheadbox 7 months ago 2
funny
stupidvideomaker0999 7 months ago
is that true? John wayne is frozen?!
HunterZeritox 7 months ago
This should have been on Idiocracy.
stopglobalswarming 7 months ago 2
Yes. Yes i am
Purerandomfreak1 7 months ago
LOL this is so funny
memoriesofmichael 7 months ago
The only thing I can't stand about this is that he likes football >.>
FitzGaming 7 months ago 5
I park in the handicap Spaces while handicap people make handicap Faces! LOL :)
gavinogison 7 months ago 4
I freaking LOVE this song <3
Zairabear 7 months ago
Approved.
cesarmalak 8 months ago
dogs don't piss on me. i piss on them. I'M AN ASSHOLE!!!
qwertyuiopasdfghj590 8 months ago
thumbs up if sometimes you do the first one for the fuck of it
lolomg69aids 8 months ago
This great song reminds me of great movie called American beauty
generalpancho 8 months ago
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generalpancho 8 months ago
2:03 - :25 on Walter and Jeff Dunham # 1 might have Dennis at 1:56 think twice.
027220 8 months ago
The 11 Dislikes my be denying their Assholeism
Timmydoop 8 months ago
@Timmydoop assholeism haha funny!
TaliLovesAdgyShow 8 months ago
God damn took me forever to find this song from searching asshole
Gundybacon 8 months ago
11 people are assholes
ifuxwitdatnickayo 8 months ago
I like porno, cuban cigars, and and I have an average job too. Awesums.
I like pissing on the seat of public toilets as well! =D
HEY! I to want to piss in peoples' heater vents! How much of an asshole does THAT make me? XD XD XD
GTA2SWcity 8 months ago 7
@GTA2SWcity an extremely huge one. Good job ASSHOLE. Embrace the asshole inside you. and let it loose!
JasetheDestroyer13 8 months ago
@JasetheDestroyer13 Yes, I think I will let loose, with a big huge shit on someone's front porch just before I go smash some windsheilds. Cuz I'M AN ASSHOLE!
And proud of it. C'mon man, let's go wreak havoc and set things on fire.
GTA2SWcity 8 months ago
@GTA2SWcity i would shit in the heater vent cause im an ASSHOLE XDXD XD XD XD
debombshooter 6 months ago
@debombshooter lolz
JHOLLAND1998 5 months ago
Halo asshole lol
checkerknights2 8 months ago
this song is funny as heck! XD
UberGamer1030 8 months ago
Two words. Bill fuckin Hicks.
jairey 8 months ago
anyone else things he sounds lik Louis Armstrong?
allagillarbajs 8 months ago
'' We got the bombs '' oh wait only you? '' YES! '' But Russia, Engla.. '' NO we have bigger bombs than Russia '' Ehmm okey......
Bobbounderliv 8 months ago
Damn. I didn't know George Bush had a theme-song?
DKush420Hoe 8 months ago
485 people are assholes ♥
like me. i guess, aha♥
Cassygirl98 8 months ago
I kick little kittens, and shoot baby birds. I go up to minorities and say racist words. I say Fuck John Lennon, and forward the hate. I go to Chemotherapy and say Cancer is Great! A girl gets raped and I laugh in her face. I tell the crippled, that they are a disgrace. I go to rehab, and get really high. I go to children hospitals and say YOU WILL ALL DIE! In front of the homeless I throw away my meal. I walk into churches and say YOUR GOD'S NOT REAL! I'm an asshole, a real fuckin asshole
TheKipKadillac 8 months ago 2
@TheKipKadillac Quit thumbwhoring with copied posts.
BhopBlasphemy 8 months ago
@BhopBlasphemy It's my post and I wrote it so I can copy it anywhere I want.
TheKipKadillac 8 months ago
@TheKipKadillac lolno
BhopBlasphemy 8 months ago
@BhopBlasphemy Its already been done, so lolyea
TheKipKadillac 8 months ago
11 people make handicapped faces :3
otakufanatic98 8 months ago
fung achng tum a fung tum a fling chum
blackserenade24 8 months ago
Well..........ouch.
Its so dumb that he doesn't actually say asshole. It sounds really lame. And then he sings the chorus so many times.
God this sucks.
Hamhark98 8 months ago
no, just your FACE
22mattbaer 8 months ago
There's 11 assholes;c)
AHirschenhofer 8 months ago
so i herd your hypercam is unregistered. I trust I haven't been misinformed?
MidnightSun308 9 months ago
i did this for a school performance, i got a F? wtf...
MrJimVr 9 months ago 23
@MrJimVr your teacher must of bee an asshole and got offended
ponch01966 9 months ago
@MrJimVr the teacher was probly an asshole.
IwontSay 8 months ago