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  • kanye, ashton is a fag

  • kanyem, ashton is a fag

  • i love me some kanye

  • I'd "JELLYFISH" (aka...super sike out) Kanye, then point and laugh....

  • DUMB

  • Neither, and why is this guy dressed as a hot dog? o_O

  • ashton kutcher cause kanye is a giant douche

  • lol swine flu

  • KANYE

  • lol.. germs ?

  • looks like a hip communist raid

  • Ashton!!!!! Kanye sux

  • kanye!!!!!!!!

  • i would high 5 kanye in the face :D

  • kanye!!!!

  • people need to get real jobs

  • epic fail

  • i love the concept lol

  • haha why is this only 2 stars. sounds like a funny stunt!

  • WHAT IS THIS SONGG?!!?!?!?!?!

  • Both you Fools, this is cooler then i expected

  • They're both mega-douches so it doesn't really matter

  • you guys are brewing a war ,you know how rappers think once they start ganging up,they will start dissing and the sad thing is you cant diss in country . Ashton is a good punk star but he has no voice . look at BEEF

  • Kanye....

    Ashtons kind of irrelevant right now don't you think...?

  • kayne was hilarious. you're stupid if you didnt think that was funny as hell when he dissed taylor.

  • i thought it was the greatest stunt hes ever pulled. and it was the truth, except he was way to nice to taylor swift when he complimented her. he shoulda said this instead: YOU FUCKING SUCK, YOU DON'T DESERVE TO EVEN SING, YOU ARE A HORRIBLE AND UNFORTUNATE DEPICTION OF HOW BEING WHITE DUMB AND BLONDE CAN GET YOU SOMEWHERE IN RETARDED SUBURBAN AMERICA. fuck the burbs, tis for the birds.

  • pfffttt....

  • kanye cause he pwned taylor swift lololololololololololololol

  • ashton cause he is more famous

  • id high five kanye in the face

  • Ashton, cuz Kanye would try and steal my moment

  • kayne

  • I'd high five Ashton's hand into Kanye's face?

  • def Kanye to the

  • kanyeezy

  • id highfive ashton....and id highfive kanye in the face

  • What a waste of tiem.

  • take the tiem to check your splelling

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  • Wow you pussys get uptight over someone on the internet insulting a celebrity

    haha you kids are fucking gay as shit

  • you supermayne1

    getta life, a job, and a dick cuz aint nobody give a fuck what u think

  • Kanye is a faggot and rap is talentless

    Ashton is the biggest douche bag ever

    Both are gay

  • ur a faggot, and ur rap is talentless. and you are the biggest douchebag ever

    both u and ur boyfriend r gay

  • and your the coolest guy on earth

  • @supmayne1 uz a fag, n ur ass isnt gud for shit. fuckin troll >:(

  • Nice try at spelling you dumbfuck

  • @supmayne1 at least i aint a fag goin n hatin on ppl cuz i dont have no freindz, n my life iz pointless. man get the fuck out.

  • At least im not some fuckin gay faggot who goes and types with z's ... man ur so fuckin cool

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  • @supmayne1  .... what?

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  • I'd have to go with Kanye... only to beat the fuck out of his ego.

  • aston hes funnier

  • Can Anyone Personal Massage Me The Song Name? Thanks

  • kanye west first 3 albums are great, especially the second one, regardless of how much of a insanely huge douchebag hes become

  • K.west wins

  • kanye

  • Kanye West is a douche bag! i would so not want to touch his grimy hands!

  • Does anybody know what the dramatic music is called at 0:14?

    Reply to this comment if u know.

    Thanks

  • Carmina Burana by Carl Orff

  • Although kanyes a douche, i am fond of his music...

    KANYE

  • this is stupid

  • ashton, he's more talented, plus... kanye is a gay fish.

  • ashton..

    'cause he don't need to get drunk to be punked..LOL

  • HOT DAWGGGG

  • ashtonn (:

  • man i only got one thing to say, h1n1, I hope they washed their hands

  • you cant get the flu from touching someone!!!!!!!!!!!idiot!!!!

  • ASHTON ASHTON ASHTON ASHTON ASHTON!!! I <3 ASHTON! LOL and the punk'd hats are super cool.

  • out of the 2?

    ashthon cause kanya interupts lol

  • Ashton, Kanye is a fag! Think music video awards.....

  • KANYE of course, ..................who's ashton

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  • ashton, kanye is a typical black who hates whit people

  • definately ASHTON!

  • I'd hi-5 their faces.

  • Kanye, even tho he a major asshole

  • kanye cause hes the best

  • kanye likes to be anally violated by men with muscles.

  • Just kidding ashton

  • Kanye idk why lul

  • Ashton, only cause I might catch the dreaded douche disease from him!

  • ashton, any day! boo on Kanye!

  • Hi Five??? Who does that???That's so last decade... lol.

  • umh lots of people do..in sports, sweet moments, movies, pranks anything....it is an unchangeable human trait or mannerism. good sign of being social...and who does that? i go to different cities and states for vacation and see high fives daily.

  • not even

  • It would be Kanye but I found out he was an ass hole so Ashton!

  • Kanye- but I'd aim for his face!

  • Personaly i don't like either one...so neither

    what is the song playing in the background? i've heard it tons of times!

  • Ashton! I don't want Kanye to diss me after I high five him (:

  • kanye, i hate both of them but id rather kanye ove that punk lol

  • It's Flu season, LoL I wouldn't high five anyone teehee!

  • i will high five spock

  • ashton

  • Why give either Nimrods this type of attention

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  • ..then he'd beat the shit out of you.

    LMAO.

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  • whats the name of this song

  • O Fortuna by Carl Orff,  you should youtube the song, It's awsome!

  • swine flu

  • Ashton

  • Imma let you finish.

  • hahaha

  • motherfucken GAY FISH

  • what song

  • song is o fortuna by mozart

  • Freaking Ashton. Duh. Screw Kanye.

  • people are fucking idiots.....my god get a clue.

  • this is stupid

  • this is dumb

  • piss on a gay fish and fuck a pirate in the ass

  • kanye would kick his ass

  • what is the name of this song?

  • O Fortuna

  • Ashton

  • this should be named spreading the virus

  • yeah i like to give kanye 5 ... all fingers balled tightly accross his nose ! ohh he makes music, any racist with a drum machine and a mic spitting on you.... can make that sh--

  • whats up with only white people and asian people?

  • Am I the only one who's depressed that were so many people willing to devote so much energy to this asinine concept? And that this man is supposedly an expert in getting people excited for all the wrong reasons?

  • Do you mean that you are depressed because so many people participated in the high five-ing? I agree that it is not the most life-changing thing he could do, but it's also very touching to see people working together to to make people smile. People forget sometimes that life is not all about hate and injustice. It can, in fact, be fun. They're not hurting anyone, so why is what they're doing so annoying to you?

  • But why does this fun thing have to revolve around two celebrities? Ashton and Kanye are representative of the worst things of American culture: empty arrogant egotism. I guess I'd like to see that human energy devoted to something more genuine, or individual, or productive?

  • you don't even know them........

  • "O Fortuna" is the music. It's an old poem that was set to music by German composer Carl Orff in the early 20th century. It is often used as background music in ads or shows when battles are beginning. Fact is, it has nothing to do with battles or war.

  • i just wanted to say.................exploiting chaos had the best video ever

  • I'd high five Ashton, and THEN, I'd high five his dick. With the inside of my mouth. Repeatedly.

  • whats the music?

  • What's the song?

  • imma let you finish..but improveverywhere has the best high five of all time

  • lmbooo...i'd have to agree!!...improveverywhere rocks wayyy more!!

  • YES

  • now I see why Muamar Kadafi was allowed to speak forever where was Kanye west to grab the mic

  • hot dog suit , ashton

  • id high five kanye in the face with my fist -_-;

  • i'd high 5 Ashton Kutcher.

  • Ashton

  • Ashton, cause Kanye may tell me he's a better high-fiver than me. .__.

  • unsanitary O_O

  • HOT DOG SUIT FTW

  • ashton. duhr. hes cuter and he doesnt diss taylor swift

  • thats a great way to spread the swine flu, infect 5000 people in 5 mins GJ!

  • I would high 5 Kanye West

  • ashton

  • genius

  • I'd high five Kayne.

    In the face.

  • whats the name of this song?

  • it's O'Fortuna

  • That. Was. Epic.

    And I'd High 5 ASHTON!

  • all i can think of is the potential swine flu having exposured your hand to 5000 others :)

  • Ashton of course.

  • type in......kenye is dead/dies he died in a car crash not too long ago........r.i.p  i hope u knew god.

  • Kanye! Because He Is The Coolest Gay Fish In The World

  • KANYE!!!!!

    even tho he's a HUGE asshole sometimes....... i just like those sunGlasses

  • ash. kanye is a bitch

  • of course Ashton, Kanye would make me wait, talk about how great someone elses high five would be, and THEN let me high five him...no want.

  • Ashton

  • ashton

  • Hmm.

    Tool or Asshole.

    I'll go with Tool.

  • ashton

  • kanye

  • Ashton, no question.

    Epic music, btw!

  • deff ashton.

    kanye can go show off his crop circles.

  • The song is a movement from "Carmina Burana" by Carl Orff.

  • It was written in 1935... (the song)

  • O Fortuna

  • the song is sumthing like neomaggurun or sumthing. its a Matrix orchastra song

  • ashton....kanye can't sing

  • whats the song?!?!?!?

  • Cool! but you copy Improv-Everywhere by far! :D

  • song please?

  • the song makes it look like their spreading a virus lol

  • No, that would be Mozart.

  • Are you serious? That song was written in 1935.

  • Are you kidding?? That song is Before Jackass's time!

  • kanye  is gayfish !

  • rapper kanye  lol

    RAP is like underwear hip hop smells funky and kanye is the crap that leaked out !

    sooooooo 1980's anyway.

  • good job generalizing an ENTIRE art form into a single sentence. heres a homework assignement: fin a similarity between lil' wayne and MF doom, other than the fact that they are both rappers.

  • yeah both use auto-tune.....no real instruments and lil wayne another GAYFISH mf doom unpop.. born like this, best song and it sucks

  • guess what bitch MF doom has never used auto tune in a single song, writes and creates his own instrumentals, and is extremely popular in the underground hip hop scene. Fuck off you ignorant little asshole.