Create A Chuck Norris Fact Contest! (Interactive Video)

[jesselovegrove12345]

Jesus walks on water but Chuck Norris swims through land 

[ultimatechucknorris]

chuck norris was dropped twice as a baby, first on hiroshima then on nagasaki.

[USAon3]

Chuck Norris can stare directly at the Sun.

The Sun cannot stare directly at Chuck Norris.

[Lauratasticc]

2+2=5 when Chuck Norris says it does

[dat1guywitdat1name]

ghosts gather around the campfire and tell chuck norris stories

[TheHashBot]

Chuck norris on the world series of poker. Using only pokemon cards. 

[isaacman122]

chuck norris is 71 years old and looks the same as back then. thus, the power of chuck norris.

[RAWRxBlueDino1028]

Chuck Norris is a virgin...

... because no one fucks with Chuck.

[TheSnookky]

Chuck Norris Can Win Russian Roulette With a Semi-Automatic Colt 1911

[mrman72ify]

Chuck Norris can film with a potato......IN HD

[schuriken]

Chuck Norris can reach 15th prestige on cod without respawning

[viljarwonka]

The only person who can beat Chuck Norris is: ???

-Original Creator

[crazyredneck171]

dude stop flinchin through the whole fuckin video you look retarted

[MADmohAMiONaJIHAD]

Chuck Norris won the Indy 500, - but he was disqualified,

- apparently, you have to use a car...

[ReconMon]

Chuck Norris once shot down a German fighter plane by pointing at it and saying bang!

[Jalanox]

Me: God, Chuck Norris called he said he wants his powers back.

[lovinya890]

If Jesus can walk on water, then Chuck Norris can swim on land.

[UltimateDanS]

The 2012 end of the world theory is not true, however there was so much controversy about that theory, to the point they made a movie, Chuck Norris got tired of listening to that bullshit and got pissed off, then the world truly ended in 2012.

[z0biC]

CHuck norris dies the 22.desember 2012

[rexwinnrocks]

Chuck Norris does not trim the lawn. He dares the grass to Grow.

[rexwinnrocks]

Chuck Norris does not program computers... computers program Chuck Norris-Schuyler Godsey

[HoneyBadger693]

oʇ ǝuıɯ

[MrTpengineer]

Chuck Norris doesn't drive a car, cars are too slow for him.

[JLCWWE10]

God didn't create Chuck Norris,Chuck Norris created God

[deraidos45]

Chuck Norris never get a heart attack, He attack the heart.

[Bennyblades73]

Chuck Norris was born in a log cabin that he built with his own hands.

[NDKid16]

Evry time Chuck Nories claps a big bang is generated he only claped once

[candersona1]

Upon closer examination of Anne Franks Diary it turns out she was actually hidding from Chuck Norris

[TheLeftiesrule]

It's impossible for Chuck Noris to mispell a word; whenever he tries, the English language changes it's self. Made up 100% by me btw

[bamspam98]

Chuck Norris can be beat. You just need... Gandalf the Grey, and Gandalf The White,

And Monty Python and the Holy Grail's Black Knight,

And Benito Mussolini, and the Blue Meanie,

And Cowboy Curtis and Jambi the Genie,

Robocop, the Terminator, Captain Kirk, Darth Vader,

Lo Pan, Superman, every single Power Ranger,

Bill S. Preston and Theodore Logan,

Spock, The Rock, Doc Ock and Hulk Hogan

It's not that hard really.

[Uraniumbirthdaycake]

Chuck norris once was going to be carved into Mount Rushmore but they said, The granite isnt tough enough for his beard

[Dinoman9703]

Chuck Norris was bitten by a highly poisonis anaconda, after 6 hours of agonizing pain...the snake died.

[VyeGotEm]

@Dinoman9703 chuck norris said anacondas arent poisonous...

[loverofroblox57]

made 100% by me

the reaseon jbs songs are so popaler is because chuck norris wrote them

[ratsyj1229a]

Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door

[metaknightfangirl123]

chuck norris once got pushed off a building....he landed on the person who pushed him

[metaknightfangirl123]

chuck norris has xbox live of ps3

chuck norris built the hospital where he was born

chuck norris won american idol using sign language

chuck norris know how to send a roundhouse kick on email

[mrkdogninja]

you have 5 pounds chuck Norris has 5 pounds chuck norris has more money then you!

[royale100]

CHUCK NORRIS IS SO AMAZING HIS NAME BACKWARDS STILL IS CHUCK NORRIS

[TheExtremeMasterR]

When you battle chuck norris

He doesnt let you battle

He lets you lose

[cbarryredsox]

Chuck Norris once kicked a horse in the chin. Their decendents are now known as Giraffes.

When Chuck Norris was born, the only person who cried was the doctor. Never slap Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris can make onions cry.

Chuck Norris is the end of pi because Chuck Norris is the end of all things.

Chuck Norris can blow bubbles with beef jerky.

Chuck Norris once had a heart attack. His heart lost.

Chuck Norris' smile once brought a puppy back to life.

Chuck Norris doesnt wear a watch,

[MrStarbucks18]

Chuck Norris doesn't smell, he makes other people smell instead.

Chuck Norris doesn't get sick, his immune system is so strong that it attacks germs within a mile radias of Chuck Norris

Chuck Norris has to have a teddy bear to sleep but the teddy bear is a evil mutant super power, undead god bear so strong that it Chuck Norris can have fun with it while i bed.

PS these 3 are my first ones that i made up about norris i hope you like them.

[lukestermnac]

ʇuǝɯɯoɔ ʎɯ pǝʞɔıʞ ǝsnoɥpunoɹ sıɹɹou ʞɔnɥɔ

[epithany2000]

@lukestermnac one queston how do u do that

[lukestermnac]

@epithany2000 1. copy

2. paste

XD

[miguelfb1]

@lukestermnac omg omg omg awesomeeee xD how did you did that ? :O i had to flip my head to read it xD

[lukestermnac]

@miguelfb1 I copied and pasted it XD

[miguelfb1]

@lukestermnac xD its still nice xD

[hanoj28]

chuck norris once invented a time machine to try to save john f kennedy from being assasinated. he jumped in front of the bullet and absorbed it into his beard, saving the president. John f kennedy's head exploded out of sheer amazement.

[DeidaraUNable]

Chuck Norris, Arnold Schwaziniger, and Bruce Lee all go to heven. They meet up with God and he says: Beside me is a chair, and one of you may claim it as your own. But you must prove yourselves. Arnold walks up and tells God about his work for orphans. Bruce tells God about his work for the homless. Chuck walks up, looks God in the eye and says: You're in my chair.

[AgeCousins]

Chuck norris flew his first paper air palne when he was 4...

It landed just this morning.

[masteroblvian]

chuck norris once shot an enemy plane down by pointing his finger at it and yelling "BANG"

[TheWertyu]

the best fact right here

"Chuck Norris" plane and simple 

[TheLegoman28]

World war 2 ended becawse chuck norris had just borned

[optimusprime880]

boobs ------------------------->

[TheGoldenKing20]

Chuck Norris is so tough that when they tried to poison him, Chuck Norris didn't die from the poison, the poison died from Chuck Norris.

[taffysaur]

you fools! you're all deluding yourselves, chuck norris doesn't exist! he was created by the ruling class to keep the poor and uneducated under control!

if your chuck norris is so all-powerful, answer me this;

could chuck norris throw a kick so fast that not even chuck norris could block it?

[lukestermnac]

@taffysaur You're an idiot, there is a real person in the real world named Chuck Norris. He is a proffesional martial artist who also starred in movies. Sadly ,I'm pretty sure he's dying of some kind of cancer.

[TheUSASpy]

@lukestermnac actually the dimensions denying him for being so awesome so he is now ill

[lukestermnac]

@TheUSASpy I'm not joking...

[taffysaur]

@lukestermnac i think you made him up to trick me.

come to think of it, i've never actually seen bruce lee either.

sus-PIIIIIIIII-CIOUUUUUSSSSS!

[lukestermnac]

@taffysaur Bruce Lee's dead. But just search "Enter The Dragon".

[KefkeWren]

Chuck Norris can throw a kick so fast that not even Chuck Norris can block it.

He dodges it instead.

Chuck Norris once looked at the post date of this video and it became 2011 just so that more people could spread the word about Chuck Norris.

[darthshadowxxx]

Chuck Norris poops power bars in their rapper ( He makes them his poo are powerbars)

[devlocity]

Chuck Norris got his ass kicked by Bruce Lee

[totalmetal91]

@devlocity but he also won some worlds best fighter thingy in real life

[devlocity]

@totalmetal91 indeed he did, however it was only those in the tournament he fought, he didnt fight bruce lee in it, because bruce didnt waste time with them. they fought together after the tournament while training together, and after that chuck begged bruce lee to teach him but bruce said no, ever since then chuck has been a baby about it. i am not saying that chuck is bad, he is a great fighter, just bruce lee was better

[totalmetal91]

@devlocity oh,k

[88ldonovanrox]

@devlocity fagfagfagfagfag  fagasourus rex

[devlocity]

@88ldonovanrox hahaha, i would rather be called that than a chuck norris fan boy ^_^ i bet you dont even know his fighting style without using google to find it

[xxxRCT3FREAKxxx]

oh and one more.

Osama Bin Laden was so scared that Chuck Norris would kill him, that's why he's dead

[xxxRCT3FREAKxxx]

I got another one,

They wanted to put Chuck Norris on Mt.Rushmore, but he granite wasn't tough enough to hold his berad. This fact was originated by Chuck Norris :D

[xxxRCT3FREAKxxx]

Chuck Norris once kicked a man so hard that his doctor got hurt

[nicothegreat795]

chuck norris once ate allot of beans. scientist call it the "big bang theory".

[nicothegreat795]

chuck norris can win at connect four with 3 moves

[nicothegreat795]

they once made a chuck norris brand toilet paper, but it wouldnt take shit from anybody.

[nicothegreat795]

chuck norris doesn't fight, he just "allows" the other person to lose.

[nicothegreat795]

chuck norris once had a staring contest with the sun........ the sun lost

[EnchWizz]

When Chuck Norris jump up the planet follow him because Chuck Norris got hes own gravity point.

[lukestermnac]

When Google has a question, it ChuckNorrises it.

Chuck Norris beat a brick wall in a staring contest.

Chuck Norris once donated blood to a man. He is now known as Superman.

Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked an ugly, fat woman so hard she transformed. She is now known as Britney Spears.

About 500,000,000 years ago, Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked a meteor as hard as he possibly could, creating 9 planets orbiting a large star. This is now known as the Big Bang.

[den1343]

@lukestermnac thats funny lol

[lukestermnac]

@den1343 lol thanks.

[totaldramaislanda]

Chuck norris can piss out rainbows.

[spongebob5567]

chuck norris once punted the sun and it never came back.

[GuineaPigIsMe]

Chuck Norris stared at the sun for hours and the sun blinked

[KermitBeach]

an average man can pee his name in snow but Chuck Norris can pee his name in cement!!

[OK74u]

chuck norris can slam a revolving door!!!!!

chuck norris's calinder goes from march 21 to april 2 cuz no one fools chuck norris

[salas5551]

Chuck Norris has sex with every woman once a month.. Nuff said,

[MrZamo3121]

Chuck once Kicked a McDonnalds and it turned into a Wendies.

[MrZamo3121]

Chuck Norris once went to the Olympics. Lets all just remember that nobody else didn't get anything, Including the satisfaction of them being there.

[USERNAMEKLEMPTOR]

chuck norris doesnt need to breathe underwater... water breathes chuck norris

[conkersbadfurdaywar]

If he never sleeps then why was he taking a nap?

[4rsha95]

chuck norris can dislike on facebook

[schmiddi2245]

Chuck's house doesnt have doors, only walls through which he walks

[schmiddi2245]

Klondike Bars will do anything to get to Chuck Norris

[schmiddi2245]

When Chuck Norris has to pay taxes he justs sends a picture of himself and the destination adress bursts into flames, chuck norris never had to pay taxes.

[schmiddi2245]

chuck norris is a quarter indian, but thats not because he is from indian descent, he just ate a whole damn indian once!

[schmiddi2245]

big brother is watching you... chuck norris is watching big brother

[schmiddi2245]

Chuck Norris once Roundhouse kicked a neutron star, that day is known to most people as the big bang.

[loida2321]

Another thing about the Chuck Norris Game, the rating was Early Childhood, because the children who didn't here about Norris before middle school and most studies showed at the time (1994), the Chuck Norris Game showed to 5 kids only before birth, only some kid named Justin Bieber had birth problems

[loida2321]

The Chuck Norris Game was suppose to be the first Nintendo 3DS game, but they figured out that the game made the system die and become a Norris. The only thing the Genesis did what Nintendon't (Sonic the Hedgehog 1=Chuck Norris Game)

[narutonerfo]

Chuck Norris once fingered a girl......she died

[Kyros97]

Chuck Norris once received a scary chain letter, he replied with a roundhouse kick.

[Kyros97]

pass this to 600 people or chuck norris will... never mind you're too slow



[JC2Ruler]

Chuck Norris Doesn't have pubes... well hair doesn't grow on steel.

[InfestBloodWarX3]

chuck norris disliked this video 70 times on the same account!!!

[thnerfmoder]

chuck norris when't into bugerking and ordered a big mac and got one

[Shadeslayer471]

The real reason Hitler poisoned himself is because he found out Chuck Noris was Jewish

[tranformersprime]

only god himself can defeat chuck norris

[pWzBK1]

chuck norris once saw enemy tank and destroyed it by holding out his finger and saying "Bang!" 

[PuniperTV]

Chuck Norris onced walked into McDonalds with one dollar, leading to the creation of the dollar menu

[sac66064]

chuck norris doesn't read books. he just stares them down until he gets the information he wants.

[Superprogamer1000]

Once Chuck Norris peed in his truck so he didn't have to pay for gas. Now, that truck is known as Optimus Prime.

[trevor2000ls]

In the beggining there was god..... in the real beggining there was chuck norris



[9000failurez]

Chuck Norris once went into a Mcdonalds and ordered an egg mcmuffin. The employee there said she couldn't give it to him since it was 11:05. He round house kicked the Mcdonalds so hard it became a Wendy's

[Nukeman120]

chuck norris isnt afrad of the dark the dark is afrad of chuck norris

[mahinavinci]

chuck norris gives women boners

[toothpik88]

chuck norris sucks dick so hard he butt fucks ur bitch ass mom

[civinco]

Katrina was not a tornado, it was just Chuch Norris in a bad mood

[skaterchica8]

chuck norris doesn't mow his lawn, he stands on the porch and dares it to go

[Alexon88]

sex with chuck norris heals aids *alexon88

[ImSoCoolnezz]

Chuck Norris........Nuff said!

[ImSoCoolnezz]

Wow all of you just COPY what you posted, you all have no imagination! 

[radskiller4life]

The only reason Chuck Norris never dies, is because the Devil is too afraid of him, and God doesn't want to die.

[bonusproductions]

chuck norris counted to infinity...... twice

[7dog123]

Chuck Norris is so tough Adolf Hitler died on April 30, 1945 when he found out Chuck Norris was born on March 10, 1940 because he didn't know he ever exested (Chuck Norris approved)

[TheNiallMc1]

Chuck Norris got suspended from YouTube,YouTube got suspended from life.

[GWEyaster]

chuck norris doesn't watch this.......this watches chuck norris.

[usmc1942]

those fires are chuck norris gas

[usmc1942]

those fires are chuck norris gas

[usmc1942]

chuck norris eats your shit for breakfast an thinks it choclate

[southpawx3]

chuck norris was born in a cement cabin that he built with his bare hands!!!!!!

[GermanSniper9]

Chuck norris doesnt use condoms, because there is no protection from chuck norris

[ltsondergaard]

A cobra once bit Chuck Norris in the leg. After 3 days in agonizing pain, the cobra died.

[ltsondergaard]

Tide raises each time Chuck Norris takes a bath in the ocean.

[TheMrpuffyjojo]

Chuck Norris sleeps with a gun... under his gun.....

[Jebusvids]

Chuck Norris....thats all

[loismen15]

Chuck Norris is processing MySpace for using the name he calls everything around him.

[xraycat30]

Chuck Norris is so man...his penis has a toe-nail.

When Chuck Norris does push-ups...he doesn't push himself up....he pushes the Earth down.

A cop once pulled Chuck Norris over while driving. Chuck Norris let him go with a warning.

[maybeIfailed]

Chuck Norris can eat a Rubik's Cube mixed up, and shit it out solved.

[FlaredDemon]

Chuck Norris once peed in a semi truck's gas tank as a joke. That truck is now known as Optimus Prime

[FlaredDemon]

Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried

[MrSimonAegerter]

Google can't find Cuck Norris, Cuck Norris finds Google muhahaa ON THE INTERNET

[Wolfgang654]

Chuck Norris's birthday is on December 21st.

[spacepolic29]

chuck norris uses bear mace to spice up his steaks

[CNProductions100]

The death machine in black ops is Chuck Norris's pistol

[Soyawannabeamasta]

Chuck Norris created God. In return, God created the physical being of Chuck Norris. God had also allowed him to create one thing. Chuck Norris created the Roundhouse Kick. When God was displeased with Chuck Norris for creating something of violence, Chuck Norris began searching for God. God had known Chuck Norris would find him, so he planned on impregnating a human woman. Chuck Norris beat him to it. Jesus was then born, a religion followed, and several historic events, and so on. You get it.

[HellsingKid666]

When Chuck Norris is crossing the street, cars have to look both ways

[rafaPCPRO]

when he as to move is furniture in his house the furniture moves it self in place

fearing that chuck norris gets tired

[Alexon88]

@rafaPCPRO like that

[rafaPCPRO]

once a man sad to chuck norris that rounhouse kicking someone isnt the best way to kick

when he got a foot mark on his head he change is idea

[stardock0117]

The americans never bombed the japanese, Chuck Norris just had to take a crap.

[EmperorOfEditing]

Chuck Norris doesn't get set on fire. Fire gets set on Chuck Norris.

[EmperorOfEditing]

MC Hammer's last three words will be "Can't touch this". He will say those words to Chuck Norris.

[EmperorOfEditing]

'1984' by George Orwell is all about what the world would be like if Chuck Norris got elected President of the United States. Anyone who disobeys Chuck Norris aka Big Brother gets a roundhouse kick so powerful, it not only kills them but it completely erases them from history.

[44fastgun]

Water runs downhill........because Chuck Norris is uphill

[JuBiToRs]

Chuck Norris died 20 years ago, Death just hasn't built up the courage to tell him yet.

[syafiqjaffery]

Chuck Norris can burn the sea

[DRchill100]

CHUCK NORRIS IS  SO HARD HE CAN SLAM A REOLVING DORE

[WoodrowBramah781985]

@ForFun808 my pal observed hailing from my friend of the fact that he have became noticeably better in basketball implementing 50-inch-vertical(dot)com - maybe it can change your game too

[TheLuffaman]

theres only one man who can kill chuck norris..buk norris.. chuck norris twin

[bobmanny11]

chuck norris just commented on this video...

[thewolvepack1]

chuck norris can put out a forest fire with a single drop of water

[ScrewTehRules]

The reason London Bridge collapsed is because Chuck Norris urinated on it.

[D3Vi1SKi113R]

Chuck Norris can take down a helicopter make a gun with his hands and saying BOOM!!!!

[TDWP34]

When Chuck Norris Pokes u on Facebook u will land in Twitter

[thejessicasings]

a tornedo is chuck norris sneezing :)

[siniraag]

Chuck Norris can't bet sucked into a black hole, black holes are sucked into Chuck Norris !

[SuperElitedude]

On his birthday, chuck norris once ate a whole cake before his freinds told him there was a stripper in it!

[supermj789]

Chuck Norris built San Francisco in 0.5 seconds flat.

[superspinesonic]

If you spell chuck norris wrong on google it doesn't say did you mean chuck norris? it says RUN while you still can!

[Alexon88]

@superspinesonic realy? cool :)

[superspinesonic]

@Alexon88 LOL. No, not really (At least i don't think so XD). I just remembered that joke from when a friend told me. :)

[Jard7346]

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[codedhackertron12]

chuck norris made boflex

[josejqk]

they once made a chuck norris toilet paper but there was a problem it wouldnt take shit from anybody

[aeodkiller]

Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked a 10mm pistol in Fallout 3.The 10mm pistol is now known the Experimental MIRV.

[BunBuns2108]

u said dat chuck norris doesnt sleep then u said "world war 2 occured bcuz chuck norris waz takin a nap!

[calebBiscool]

chuck norris threw a 90 yard touchdown pass and caught it.

-CalebBiscool