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  • I thot about writing "superman = Batman" but couldnt.. supes canbe a god.. but I like my devil more :)

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  • Batman: Hush definitely had the best fight scene between the two. It allowed Superman to beat the mind control on his own (with Batman and Catwoman helping naturally). For example in The Dark Knight Returns Superman never really has that redeeming moment, probably because I get the feeling Frank Miller really hates the character.

    Also, the ending on a handshake...classic. Jeph Loeb at his best!

  • lol at the dog on catwoman

  • @MrImastinker really?... because i'm pretty sure batman learned how to read kryptonian, so he could possibly learn kryptonian fighting skills. maybe you should brush up on your DC knowledge a little there pal.

  • @pj1006CoD Can you show me a post when?

    Because I don't ever remember reading him learning that stuff.

  • Superman>Batman. People forget how many abilities Superman has so they think Batman will always beat Superman. Superman is faster then Batman so his reflexes should be faster too. If Batman tried to pull out some Kryptonite he can grab his ass from Gotham and throw him to Africa and back.

  • @Giantsrrbest Wears the the ring before he starts beating his ass, Superman's a cocky prick. He'll be walking to Batman, Batman will beat his ass. True story.

  • @MrImastinker YES! ;)

  • Batman > Superman why cuz Batman has worked alot harder and dedicated his life to become what he is Superman only became a hero due the face he asborbs the Earth's suns yellow rays he's only a hero cuz he lives in the Earth's solar system and plus Supes learned Martial Arts from Batman, Wonderwoman, and Mogul. Batman learned it from all over the world which Superman didn't cuz he's lucky to have people who care about him( EX Mogul of couse) Batman can defeat Superman any day of the week.

  • @MMAProWrestlingOwns Wrong, sir. Superman has learned fighting skills from not just the people you've mentioned, but his home world as well. He can defeat Batman any day of the week, and has beaten Batman on more than one occasion. Batman is grossly over rated because he's so cool, and so people just assume he can defeat ANYONE. It's not true, he's not invincible.

    Superman fights for what he truly believes in, and has dedicated as much of his life to justice as Batman has. He is a TRUE hero.

  • @MrImastinker isn't his homeworld destroyed ? but anyways I'll take your advice and as for Batman beating anyone is unlikely but possible why ? due do the fact he's created plans on how to defeat the entire JLA and as for Batman being overrated is false he's just as popular as Superman he's DC comics second flagship character but that can change anytime seeing Batman is getting the attention these days.EX. Arkham City, Dark Knight Rises, Year one.

  • @MMAProWrestlingOwns By over rated, I mean that he is over estimated when stacked up against other characters. He's awesome, and one of D.C.'s best characters no doubt. But I just say that Superman's better.

  • @MrImastinker Well if you say Superman's better then it's a opinion but Batman is not overrated he's as good as the writers make him ofcourse he can be beated but underdogs rule remember that.

  • @MMAProWrestlingOwns And his computers and relatives supply any fighting knowledge he needs.

  • And then the dog was like "NOT TODAY BITCH".

  • I wish my best-friend would give me a ring that had the potential to kill him with his one weakness and would ask me to hold onto it in case of an emergency where he is being controlled by someone and it's up to me to use the ring to stop him...

    Also, Krypto being friendly to Catwoman: Priceless xD

  • Superman>Batman. Why?

    He's quite intelligent on superhuman levels, he knows countless Kryptonian fighting techniques Batman would never know, he's got cooler alien tech, and he's got the heart and soul of a true hero with the world on his shoulders, being one of the last of his kind.

  • @MrImastinker he never uses his "cooler alien technology" there is no way he can outsmart batman, batman has studied him so he knows many ways to defeat him, his fighting skills are not that great, his powers are the only things that gives him the victory at the end, batman is more than powers and cool alien technology, he dedicated his entire life to train himself in mental and physical perfection, learning lots of languages, lots martial arts, he is a science master, and he's got the best tech

  • @goldenjavier His warsuit in his rebirth, a lead lining to fight Kryptonite, a mental warrior discipline called Torqasm Vo, pressure points and skills he's learned from Wonder Woman, Mongul, even Batman himself. He IS a master combatant, and any reliable DC profile of him notes it. Superman knows science as well, and even without his powers he's trained to be in tip top shape. He knows Batman pretty well, so he could beat him fair and square. And kill him.

    That is, if he wanted to.

  • @MrImastinker he would never be able to defeat batman, batman carries kryptonite with him all the time, and he has been able to dodge his laser eyes plenty of times, from darkseid too, batman also has supersonic batarangs, no one can stand the power of sound, no one, and since superman has super sensitive ears, even more sensitive than captain america's, the pain would be HORRIBLE, he wouldn't be able to resist it at all, and if u add kryptonite to that... well good thing bats doesn't kill...

  • @goldenjavier He has beaten Batman already. He was about to kill Batman when Catwoman dropped Lois, he beat Batman into a coma once, and in one comic he came right up to Bats, took the container of Kryptonite, crushed it, and threw it away.

  • @MrImastinker batman has a lot of kryptonite, he just carries some with him, call it an insurance, and even if superman takes care of all of the kryptonite bruce has, he is a billionare he can get more if he needs to, and about the car thing... do u really think superman would have kill batman throwing a car at him? really dude? the legendary batman killed by a car? haha well hulk already tried that and batman was able to dodge the car pretty well, even in the animated movie batman owned sups...

  • @goldenjavier My point is the indisputable fact that Superman CAN beat Batman, HAS beaten Batman, and in this comic he was about to kill him.

  • @MrImastinker i agree, he CAN beat batman since he is just human and superman is very powerful, but i have never seen him defeating batman, but i have seen batman defeating superman plenty of times, and i don't think superman could have kill batman throwing a car at him, since as i said before hulk already tried that and batman was able to dodge it and i'm sure hulk could throw a car just as well as superman, now if u could send me a link for a comic of superman defeating batman it would be nice

  • @goldenjavier Superman beat Batman into a coma in 'Sacrifice', a comic in which Maxwell Lord brainwashed him into thinking Batman was Darkseid. It's a story where Wonder Woman was able to hold him off and killed Lord. In 'Justice League #2' in the New 52, Superman had Batman cornered and fought off Flash and Green Lantern. Batman actually had to tell him to stop, even saying 'please'. And in a novel, 'Luthor, Man of Steel', Superman flew up to Batman and threw away the container of Kryptonite.

  • @MrImastinker well batman beat him up in here, used kryptonite against him in an animated movie, and threw him away without using kryptonite at all, he also beat the shit out of him in the dark knight returns, note.- batman was old in that book, and superman's dna gives him the ability of getting old waay slower than a normal human, also superman gave batman that ring because he knew that if there was anyone able to stop him when stuff like this happen it would be BATMAN

  • @goldenjavier It looked like he beat him up, but he just about broke his own hand and was cornered in the end, about to be smashed. In the Dark Knight Returns he and Superman were about evenly matched, until Green Arrow intervened and shot Superman with a Kryptonite explosive. The comic was non canon anyways. And in the animated movie Superman rammed Batman right after he got thrown by him. Batman himself admitted that if Superman wanted to kill him, he would.

  • @MrImastinker broke his own hand? batman was able to break trees and stones with his feasts when he was a teenager, i'm sure his feast could take on superman's face no problem, the kryptonite's explosive arrow was part of batman's idea since he put his money on the process of turning kryptonite into gas, and after superman rammed batman he took kryptonite out of his belt and make superman feel like crap for a little while till bats got rid of the kryptonite throwing it to a glass of water!!

  • @goldenjavier It was in the narration that he almost broke his hand. Superman's defeat by Batman's hands in Dark Knight Returns was just an example of how Batman needs help even against Superman. And Superman, while put off and disoriented by the Kryptonite, could probably still have clinched taking Batman in. Besides, Superman also slapped Batman in 'Twilight' and faced up to the infamous 'Batglare'.

  • @MrImastinker the "help" given to batman is all part of his plan, batman is human, superman is powerfull, batman needs to use his brain against powers, that's when the help comes up, it's all made by batman's plans, also superman knew, based on those kind of strategies, that if there could ever be someone to take on him when something like that happened it would be BATMAN, that's why he gave bats the ring, also batman is just better than superman cause he being human can take on someone like sup

  • @goldenjavier Read a comic like when Superman is brought back from the dead, he was low on his powers and had barely any at all, yet he could still kick ass. And in the Justice League episode "Hereafter" when Superman was in the future, and he had no powers. He still managed to find somebody who could help him get back, and Batman had been killed. Superman came back from the future, and helped the League that would have been destroyed without him. Superman can kick ass without his powers.

  • @MrImastinker i saw the episode, yeah superman is good without his powers, not that good though, even robin would kick his ass without them, imagine both batman and superman with no powers, batman would beat him, and both with the same powers superman wouldn't stand a chance, batman with his gadgets, experience, and skills is good enough to take on someone like superman, that's why he is better, he doesn't need powers to be the best in DC, and the future? batman survived in the past andCameBACK!

  • @goldenjavier Actually, Superman has learned fighting moves from Wonder Woman, pressure points and warrior discipline from his own species, and sources from D.C. list his skills as master combatant. No joke. For the record, I'm pretty sure he could kick Robin's ass. And if he and Batman had the same powers, there's no telling who would win. Of course Batman could be creative with them and use his strategic skills, but Superman is a Kryptonian; in fact a warrior by nature. Batman is not better.

  • @goldenjavier And Batman surviving the past/coming back to the present was part of Darkseid's grand plan.

  • @MrImastinker batman is a science master, a master of every martial art, even on ones i didn't even know about, he knows lots of languages, again including ones i've never heard about, he's got the best tech, and he is one of the smartest characters in DC universe if not the smartest, he even outsmart brainiac once, he also saved superman's ass from being killed by the joker! btw i'm talking about tim drake's robin, the 3rd one he is a lot more skilled than superman without his powers guaranteed

  • @goldenjavier I already mentioned the tech Superman has beyond any that Batman has. Superman knows many languages too as he's quite well educated, Superman can outsmart Brainiac too. And Superman beat Emperor Joker without Batman. Animated Supes has nothing to do with this.

  • @MrImastinker superman's tech is more destructive than batman's yes, but i'm not talking about that kind of tech, i mean heat, x-ray, and night vision in only one vision batman has, batman also has super sonic, electricity, sleeping gas, smoke, freezing, deactivation, and explosive devices, stuff that helps him on military elite matters, without mentioning kryptonite, also batman wouldn't need kryptonite to beat superman, batman has SUPER SONIC BATARANGS and supes has super sensitive ears!!!

  • @MrImastinker well technicallly, there's also his illegitimate son and his cousin....

    

  • @MrImastinker Batman is smarter, superman would never stand a chance and it has been proven, end of story (A)

  • do u know where can i download this comic

  • I loved Catwomans reaction, when Krypto was licking her. After all, she is a CAT person lol

  • Batman all the way he out smarted superman and kicked his ass lol thats y batman is a muche better fighter then super man.

  • why did superman go after batman ?

  • @TiffanyCumboVEVO poison ivy had him under control with her kryptonite particled lipstcik.

  • Batman > Superman any day. Superman is a overpowered fag that can never die. Batman has no powers, and has to deal with worst homicidal sociopaths by himself. He kicks ass, hes a genius and does it all with no powers. Also has much better video games than superman lol

  • @Metalhead12389 Batman is a creep that showed up in his Halloween costume fucking 25 years late. HE bitches and moans and acts emo about his parents dying.

    Superman's race is basically dead, hes got the world on his shoulders, and everyone with some sort of power is out to get him. Yet you dont see Superman playing anal receiver in the corner in the night.

  • @Metalhead12389 You know a lot about Superman don't ya? Superman has higher IQ than Batman, seeing as how he is from a race super geniuses millions of years more advanced than humans. Overpowered? Look at Flash, Martian Manhunter, Wonder Woman, Green Lantern, Captain Marvel, Captain Atom, Darkseid, Doomsday, Despero, Zoom, and every other Superman lvl person in DC Universe and get back to me. Batman is a great character, but your "reasons" for hating Supes are bullshit. Videogame part is true.

  • @Evaan4 Finally, somebody with some common sense.

  • said to superman, that was sweet, that was nice, just FURTHER proves that they've ALWAYS been close friends and that'll NEVER change.

  • This was NICE thanks for posting, so he was under the spell of IVY which is why he attacked, good thing bats snapped him out of it and with GREAT strategy, I LOVE how bats KNEW or at least very accurately guessed what superman was gonna do next, he TRULY does know superman better than ANYBODY else in the league :) and plus I loved the kiss between him and catwoman. I loved the ending where they finally defeated ivy and along with krypto who also tried to lick cat in the end, and what batman-

  • Dark Knight and batman begins is better than superman movies because it is WRITTEN better and has BETTER ACTING TALENT. Batman will always be superior to superman because he does not just rely on brute strength and a lame ability to display xray vision. He uses detective and analytical skills to dissect others, manipulate them, and outsmart them. Just because superman is an alien does not make him smart. Aliens do no exist but if they did, who is to say that they would be smarter than humans.

  • I love Batman when he is by himself, with his villains, or with others at his level. But he always way overblown when people like Superman come around. Fact is, Batman is a low caliber street leveler who would get his ass handed to him by Spider-Man, let alone Superman.

  • @Evaan4 And I hate the fact that they will dumb down other heroes when Batman is around. Superman is an alien who's mind works like a super computer. Yet he can't outthink Batman?

  • superman should be compared with spidey or captain america for the mere fact that he is just NOT on Batmans level. Batman owns him in the comics, in the cartoons, and on the big screen. PERIOD

  • @joeplea There is no Batman movie out there that can touch any of the Superman movies from the 80's. And Batman is not on Superman's level. This boils down to poor writing and the fact that Batman is a little more popular. Nothing more. Only idiots will think a human can outsmart a super powered alien.

  • @southboy99 You are quite obviously the dumbest, most retarded bafoon that has ever been allowed to touch a keyboard if you think even for one second that anything that you mentioned above is valid. ALL superman movies suck. All batman movies kick supermans ass and Batman is definitely above supes level in every way which is why his fan base is much larger. You must be just another delusional youtube abuser and superman-underwear wearing, bed-wetter. What are you 12? Idiot

  • @joeplea The only Batman movie even worth talking about is The Dark Knight. And that is mainly due to the performance of the Joker. Not Batman's horse sounding ass. There is no movie out there that can touch a Christopher Reeves Superman. Superman may wear underwear but at least he doesn't travel around with a kid wearing nut cutter shorts.

  • @southboy99 Superman goes home everyday to his lonely, pathetic, poormans apartment and stares at a wall wishing that he had the balls to make a move on lois lane. How fucking pathetic! Batman on the other hand has fucked every woman that has ever entered his comic, cartoon, or movie. There is no comparison in the cool factor department. Batman owns supermans gay ass.

  • where he hell did you get that shitty comic? on made in china shop??

  • superman could easily fly into the sky, use his incredible hearing and sight to locate batman, fly faster THAN A SPEEDING BULLET towards batman and closeline his fucking head off. batman would have nae chance

  • yo was this for DCUO? does DCUO give out rocket boots like the one Batman wears here?

  • superman fans are complaining that batman beats up superman with kryptonite? superman is tuff but when you have a easily exploitable weakness ...you suck, batman owns bullet proof armor he just chooses not to wear it. honestly batman is pretty over powered he always conveniently has gear specifically designed to beat someone, look at when batman fought the predator they made a comic out of it, laser reflecting armor. he really is too good but that is what makes him awesome.

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  • I hate when they face these two off against each other. The writers always have to alter Superman's intelligence from superhuman to moron level.

  • @Evaan4 This is what I keep saying. Superman is 100x smarter and more intellegent than Batman but everytime they are together or square off, they make Superman look like a complete idiot. This boils down to poor writing and just so they can give Batman some type of purpose. In the original Super Friends cartoon/comics Batman was damn near worthless.

  • @southboy99 My favorite memory of the rivalry between batman and superman is when superman was being controlled by a lame ass villain like poison ivy, and he was flying super fast towards batman to try to kill him, and batman knocked supermans ass out with a fist full of kryptonite and sent him flying through a building. CLASSIC BATMAN, always whoopin EVERYONES ass in the comic world.

  • @joeplea Batman sent Superman flying through a building with a puch? Come on man. Do you think Batman is even strong enough? Not.

  • @southboy99 actually, yeah.. but bless ya for sticking by your hero.

  • @AudioInklined LMAO Batman is a human with mythical abilities. I know it's just comics but damn. Brock Lesnar can bench 700 and squat 1000, yet I don't see him being know for stamina or speed. But Batman somehow can bench 1000lbs and is agile as a cat. LMAO

  • lmao Batman

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  • If superman was as the same speed as batman is batman would bet him half of the time 5 out of 10 its the superspeed that gives supes a overwhelming advantage over bats

  • The lesson here? If Superman really wants to kill Batman

    He. Will.

  • @MrImastinker I think Batman says it best: "If Clark wanted to, he could use his superspeed and squish me into the cement. But deep down, Clark's essentially a good person… and deep down, I'm not."

  • @Stamat66 Exactly! So Batman could kill Superman too, it all depends on what mood they're both in.

  • I swear does Superman always forget he has super speed or something. I mean I get that Batman is like at the peak of human perfection so naturally he's pretty fast, but Superman is almost faster than the Flash. He should be able to dodge all of Batman's hits. Oh well still a pretty awesome fight, and it's not like Batman is going to lose in his own series.

  • @southboy99 About your comment about using a gun only to beat batman, batman is as old as your fucking grandparents and people have been using guns, and he's still alive. Though you can beat robin with a crossbar, explosives, or a gun.

  • @southboy99 Superman only flies fast, that's why flash is faster. He punchs and kicks as fast as he runs, his speed is everywhere. If you watch superman punch, he punchs very slowly and sloppishly.

  • @MrPSYCHGRIM Ra'z Al Ghul, Deathstroke, Black Mask (has more power in gotham than batman does), and Joker all have a chance.

    But batman is around the level of all these so it's not like it would be one sided.

  • @dogchinafood Pedobear could beat goku.

  • @southboy99 Also it's common knowledge that batman is the smartest dc hero and definately the best detective, that's all batman's existance was at first, a detective. Also btw, many tried, but lex luthor < batman. Also bane was only dangerous the first time, in recent years he's become a henchman. The first time he snapped batmans back, breaking it, and broke his will, but after that he just gets swipped aside like a noob henchman.

  • @southboy99 Yes but batman has defeated deathstroke, who stabbed flash, destroyed all of green arrows arrows, made that pull a rabit out of a hat girl useless (got rid of her words that were used for her magic) and multiple others. He effectively fought multiple justice league members alone. Deathstroke said batman was top tier and he wouldn't be a match if he didn't have his increased speed and strength from experiments on him. Batman isn't to be underestimated, he's batman.

  • everyone quit bitching

  • batman can be killed by superman but it would be hard if he wanted he could of made the kryptonite into a blade and do some real damage i personally think batman is better cause he is all around hero, even in one of the comics after supes loss his powers he coudnt handle is and became depressed and useless

  • So the tiny ring was enough to render Superman completely weak, yet still retain his freeze breath and his ability to fly super-fast?

    Who wrote this garbage, Frank Miller? Only he writes this kind of Superman-bashing nonesense.

  • @Vebinz My thoughts exactly! They try to create clever schemes in which Batman can use to hurt Superman, only they're stupid and contradicting. Superman has been exposed to larger doses of Kryptonite (like Brainiac) and still maintained his super speed, etc... Also, how the heck did Batman and Catwoman outrun Superman? It's ridiculous! Supes is almost as fast as the flash in the air. Dumbest writing ever.

  • For anyone who actually read this comic, Batman states that SUPERMAN WAS HOLDING BACK ALL HE COULD, otherwise Batman and Catwoman would have been toast. The writers also state this. Batman was simply using diversion tactics until Superman could snap out of Poison Ivy's spell. It wasn't really a win... just stalling. Superman could easily kill Bats, as stated by Bats himself.

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    yeh but batman held back too coz he not wanna hurt his friend right! THATS why he say superman could win, because he himself not giving it his all. Read between the lines, cumshaft!

  • @HereCuzlmBoard Using the entire city's electricity to shock somone isn't holding back. In fact, I doubt Batman has to hold back against a guy who can pretty much destroy the planet if he wanted to. Why don't you read up on what the story writers and artists thought when they put this thing together. They admitted that Batman was at such a disadvantage that they had to invent ways he could "survive." Better yet, watch Godzilla vs Bambi.

  • @JJ2006Ice

    Godzilla Vs Bambi? Way to rip off Dr Seth Shostak.

  • i read some of this comic.. it is amazing. :-) Batman forever :-)

  • Jim Lee makes everything seems better...Catwoman is fantastic,but Poison Ivy is the sexiest woman on earth.

  • Deadpool Rules!

  • BATMAN is the greatest hero of them all i mean be serious hes just like you and me (unless your an uncover superhero) and yet he is still garuteed top 3 heroes (Batman, Superman, Wonder Woman) of the DC world dont forget he has kryptonite so he can kill superman easier than a roach with no legs. And wonder woman can be taken care of with some well spent money on her weaknesses. I mean Batman is just the Sh*t

  • @MegaManman12345 He's not like you and me.. We're not billionaire playboys with high tech gadgets.

  • @MegaManman12345 Do you know how many beings tried to us kryptonite on Superman and FAILED? Just because he has kryptonite, does not mean he will defeat Superman all by himself. And Wonder Woman will cream his ass.

  • batman has files to every ones weakness. it would be unfair to fight SUPER heroes with SUPER powers of course he's goign to make it fair. and that s exactly what batman will do, plus he knows how to kick ass without super powers and im sure when anybodys super powers are gone they are helpless. supermans power is flying, ultra strength etc batman finds the weakness and DISPOSES!

  • goku would beat them both up, well suoerman that is because he wouldn't even waste his time on batman. but a better fight for batman is master roshi

  • @dogchinafood1 No, Batman can beat goku...know why? 'cause his freakin batman! He's better than Chuck Norris!

  • @2cool4u1000000000000 what no way even an infnite amount of chuck norris AND BATMANS still couldnt hurt goku he is the best ever no man god or anything for that matter could beat him.

  • @dogchinafood1 Yes, way! Goku has nothing on Batman! Batman could study him down, and learn his moves and attacks and than beat the snot out of him! GO BATMAN!

  • Superman is a wimp...you stick a green rock up him and his powers go...Batman takes on REAL villians unlike superman who loses to a rock....haha Basicly batman will beat the crap out of superman

  • And all someone has to do to Batman is shove a .45 up his.

  • @southboy99 What that dont make sense..... .45?.....wow

  • @VCRmoonwalker21 i'm talking about .45 calibur bullet.

  • The only person I can think that has the slightest chance of beating batman is spawn not superman. this is my view. my opinion and yes i am a batman fan. the question you should be asking is who is da coolest hero Batman the Dark Knight or Superman the wimp who gets sick and shits his pants looking at a piece of green stupid rock. This Is Just my opinion.

  • @MrPSYCHGRIM Anyone in the JL can defeat Batman. Superman may get sick looking at a rock. But Batman can get sick if someone pushes him off a building, shoots him, poisons him, etc. You all get so caught up that you forget that Batman has more weaknesses than Superman.

  • @southboy99: The greatest assassins in the DC universe couldn't even kill Bats. Deadshot is one of the best marksman in comics, but he didn't have the skills Batman has. Bruce Wayne even studied firearms during his training to know wat he's up against.

    Skills, applied genius, scientific knowledge, professional of various fields, master of weapons and 127 martial arts. Batman is extremely dangerous. Superman? Speed strength laser eyes freeze breath and flight. His brain is totally useless.

  • @aa3gunner This is where people are wrong. How in the world is a human going to be smarter than Superman? Superman comes from a race of beings whos average citizen make Alber Einstein look like a Neanderthal. Supermans brain is the equivelant to a super computer. Superman never needs a plan, he can make one up as he goes. Batman is the most overrated character ever to grace comics. Batman is only as dangerous as a writer lets him be.

  • @southboy99: Batman is great and super skilled because it's comic book CANON. Just as superman can fly, laser vision, etc, batmans skills, physical prowess, technology, know-how and intelligence applies the same way.

    Supes is so "smart" he always gets into preventable trouble. Always taking hits where he doesn't have to. Completely dependent on his powers he doesn't even need to think. I can't even count how many times Bats bailed him out. Superman leads the justice league, but Bats directs it.

  • @aa3gunner Oh and Superman never had to bail Batman out? Like Superman had to take care of Bane for him by dressing like Batman and beating the crap out of him. There are countless times where both have relied on eachother. But Superman always goes in with a plan. The only time you don't see Superman think is when Batman is involved in the story just to give Batman a chance. Any Superman comic you read, Superman thinks of a plan. It may only take him a second, but he still has one.

  • @southboy99: Ohhh... yeah he's a freaking genius and let himself get poisoned by Ivy. Yeah the dude's brilliant. He lost his powers once and didn't have a clue what he was gonna do until Batsy came along with a REAL plan.

    That's why Supes entrusted Batman with Luthor's Kyptonite ring. That's why he gave Bats permission to kill him in case something goes wrong. That's why Batman is the only other hero he trusts. That's why Batman has a dozen plans to survive any attack from any super being!!!

  • @southboy99 oh and BTW. Batman defeated Bane many times. He doesn't need supes. When he fought bane, supes actually let himself get smacked.

    Supes got hit with darkseid's omega beam countless times. Batman was the only one so far who has been able to dodge it. Superman is lame. Haven't you ever realized that everyone in the Justice League got saved by Batman at least once? They depend on him for more crap than superman.

  • @aa3gunner So tell me this. Superman, who can travel at tremendous speeds, can't dodge the omega beam. But Batman's slow ass can? Not even the Flash can dodge the Omega Beam with his spead all the time. But Batman, a guy who is wearing armor, a 30 pound utilty belt, can dodge it? I guess that would make sense to simple minded people.

  • @southboy99: I'll message my response.

  • @aa3gunner This is why Batman has lame enemies. A guy who dresses like a clown (Joker) A fucking Penguin. Who I seen some on Nat Geo and they were ferocious. A guy who talks too damn much about his crimes (The Riddler) and he has a 12 year old kid as a sidekick? Superman has to deal with, Doomsday, Darkseid, Mongul, Black Adam, Braniac, Bizzaro, etc. You have to be kidding me if Batman could defeat any of these guys. Superman could defeat any of Batmans.

  • @southboy99 Batman has beaten deasthstroke twice, once alone and once with robin (which really means he was weaker than if he fought deathstroke alone)

    Also hush, scarecrow, bane, killer croc, blackmask (he killed robin), two-face, Mr. Zsasz, joker (paralized batgirl and killed a robin), clayface, manbat, and many more.

  • @southboy99 Ra'z Al Ghul is a fricken immortal who is richer than batman, as smart as batman, and was batmans father for a time period. Batman could defeat multiple of those guys btw. Anyway, batman isn't to be underestimated. Same with deathstroke and batman villains.

  • @southboy99 In Superman´s own words "Batman is the most dangerous man in the world" (JLA N° 4) and if you don´t remember he saved the whole JLA from the white martians. Superman Sucks !!!

  • @WolverineSpawn Superman had to save Batman's ass from Mongul. If the white martians wanted to kill Batman they would have. But they did'nt see him as a threat. Luthor is the most dangerous man on earth. Not some guy in a bat suite who runs around the city with a little boy wearing daisy dukes and a mask.

  • @southboy99 Look kiddo, Lex Luthor get his ass kicked out from Gotham in the No Man´s Land saga by who ??? Yes, by Batman and the worst is that Bruce Wayne defeated in the financial area (That is suppossed to be Lex´s superior area) in the same saga... He´s not the most dangerous man in the world, is just a bitter old man jelaous of Superman powers. Superman Sucks !!!

  • @WolverineSpawn Batman's toughest fights are from a guy who dresses like a clown. He does'nt have Kryptonire for him so has a tougher time. Batman doesn't have to worry about a weakness like Kryptonite. He has to worry about bullets, falls from buildings, slipping on a grape at the supermarket etc. Some super hero.

  • @southboy99 post: "Batman's toughest fights are from a guy who dresses like a clown"

    whtukall response: I dunno man... clowns can be really scary. They make me poo in my panties!

  • @WolverineSpawn The White Martians conveniently forgot to use their telepathy when fighting the Batman. LOL That's the only way the writers find to make Batman look good. They make other characters forget their abilities.

  • @Akkatlah batman has blocked mind readers before with his mental training dat he got will training to be batman just like in that same comic batman used a device on his heart so that superman could not hear his heart beating when bats snuck up on him. and it worked because bats is 1 of the top 5 smartest men in the dc universe

  • @Datboyalegend But Batman had to breath.. Superman should be able to hear that too. Superman should have been able to smell him too. Face it without the writers coming up with BS reasons Batman doesn't stand a chance against Suprman.

  • @Akkatlah what dont u get about batman being a ninja ninjas make a living off of not making any noise what so ever. And holding ur breath for about 5 min until u get to were ur going is nothing to a man who is a master escape artist he has trained in holding his breath under water for long periods of time. Now superman should have been able to smell batman if he wanted tothat is true. but he probably just let his guard down for a few min and bats was already there so thats all dat happened

  • @Akkatlah bats is a ninja remember they train on how to hold there breath for long periods of time and with out making any noise what so ever and the superman smelling thing supes let his guard down for a few minutes and batman was already there thats all so dude bats knows how to get around things like that

  • @Datboyalegend that's nonsense.. A poorly written story that takes out Superman's skills and powers to make Batman look good.

  • @Akkatlah no son you just hate batman and the fact that he is a complete badass and im not hating on superman he is actually my third favorite hero behind spidey and bats and oh yea regular people know how to mask there scent so they cant be smelled u can get around supes senses he is not invincible dude and with out the superspeed supes has bats can bet supes half of the time

  • @Datboyalegend bad writing kid that's how it is called. the white martians don't use their telepathy superman forgets his super senses etc ect.. just so batman can look good.

  • @Datboyalegend Batman is a perfect example of poor writing and fanboyism.  Batman should have been one of the first heroes to get killed in the DC universe. They always make Superman look dumb when he squares off with Batman. Superman is an alien who comes from a race of beings where the average person made Albert Einstein look like a neanderthal. Superman can make precise calculations faster than a super computer. Come on man. Batman is wack.

  • @southboy99 So many people have tried that and failed son face it batman is just a winner

  • @Datboyalegend Good thing this is comics. Some in real life trying to do what Batman does would get burried real quick.

  • dude superman's weakkness to kryptonite is the same as if i were to put a piece of uranium next to a human being. Radiation is not a sissy weakness.

  • @MrHoppers002 HUMANS ARE SISSIES!

  • lol. you're right.

  • Shazam could beat Superman and he's ten lol

  • @EpicLeafNinja, Shazam could beat Batman and he's 10. -_-....Captain Marvel could probably beat anyone you can think of.

  • @Chimera1591 so i guess batman jus gonna sit back and chill while shazam comes after him or lemme guess he's gonna jus say hey lemme me pick a fight with shazam unprepared...even if shazam decided and planned somthin' batman would observe differences in his character or movement and would then be on his guard-to be frank - at best batman would barely manage to escape hes unprepped using all his various techniques to get away...at which point u know wat he's gonna do-hide - plan - counterattack.

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  • batman sux he is way past his time

  • After reading the comments, I've come to this conclusion: Green Kryptonite=Loss of power(which EVERYONE knows).

    Red Kryptonite=Bloodlust(as many die-hard fans have read/seen/heard(this, btw is news to me)).

    So... what would happen if these two crystals were in the same area, and Superman just HAPPENED to be IN that area?

  • @soraos21

    Someone with no power and is angry for no reason? Sounds like Glenn Beck.

  • @soraos21 Wow I didnt know that; What a great excuse for Supes to fight people lol

  • @soraos21 Ejaculation!

  • You all should read the fight between Bats & Supes by Brian Azzarello for a second opinion. Its arguably the most realistic fight between the two. And its on my channel!

    This fight was pretty good too though, not too over the top with Wayne's strength, but maybe his speed was a little unaturallly high.

  • People tend to dismiss Supermans will power. Even under the control of Ivy, he was still somewhat in controll himself. He even told her, while under control, that he could not kill. He was holding back. That is why Batman was able to get away. Even under the control of Ivy he still remembered who Louis was, and stopped chasing Batman to save her.

  • @southboy99 HAW HAW!

  • @southboy99

    By "people", you must mean DC themselves as they are responsible for Batman beating Supes so often. No point moaning to me, talk to DC about it. I can't alter the facts.

  • @Drwhodunnit1973 When I say people, i'm speaking to the readers. Most of you seemed to have missed the line where Superman in this video, tells Ivy that he can't kill. Even while under her control. Superman was holding back throught the entire fight and let Batman escape. I don't read DC. I'm more of a Marvel guy.

  • @southboy99

    Yes, but Batman won't kill either, especially his friend. Batman was holding back too. He could have kept up the sonic attack, he never once threw a kick, only punches, and he never combined sonics and hits. He didn't really want to hurt Supes, only buy time for his plan to succeed.

  • @Drwhodunnit1973, The fact that Batman just dodged a Superman punch should show you that this is bullshit. Superman is one of the fastest beings in the DC universe. We all know Batman carries kryptonite on his belt, Superman knows that too, but when the question is asked over who would win the fight between the two the answer is simple. Can Batman move faster than Superman and get to the kryptonite before Superman lays a super-punch on him? Because if Supes makes contact, Batman dies.

  • @Chimera1591

    First of all, Supes was slowed down by having to tunnel through the ground in order to get to the sewer, this gave Bats sufficient time to prepare. Secondly, the K slowed down hSuperman's reflexes CONSIDERABLY.. as was actually mentioned in the issue itself.

  • @Chimera1591

    Seriously, think it through. If Batman was REALLY unable to stop/kill Supes using the ring, why the hell would Superman have given it to him in the first place?

    Clearly, Supes believes Batman is capable of beating him, or else, handing over the ring would have been a useless gesture.

  • @Drwhodunnit1973, Superman gave Batman the Kryptonite because Batman is the only member of the Justice League who wouldn't be afraid to kill him if he needed to . And again, the question is, do you really believe that Batman could get the Kryptonite out of his belt before Superman could lay a punch on him?

  • @Chimera1591

    Well.. Superman obviously thinks he could. 

  • @Chimera1591 Yea, I hate that as well. Batman is fast, but not fast enought to dodge a punch comming from Superman. This is why I don't even read DC anymore.

  • @Chimera1591 so genius don't you think batman knowing supes strength/speed would do somthin' to buy him enough time to pull it out?? this is how he thinks -- look at the fight? using lois -- talking -- all diversionary tactics to buy time and give him the edge...geez its like this if you had to fight superman knowing ALL his strengths and stuff wouldn't you think how you could stall him or immobalize him?? that's wat bat does -- for EVERYBODY

  • wow, that's pretty pathetic, you guys really went at it =(

  • batman93oo, Dude you need to get out more and read books other than comics.

  • @southboy99

    HAW HAW! Your lack of knowledge regarding comic books is pretty standard for a Supes fanboy, but your scientific knowledge (or lack thereof) is side splitting! Thanks for the laughs.

    It takes a certain type of courage to advertise your own stupidity the way you have done here, my hat is off to you. I'll get SO much mileage from this.

  • @Drwhodunnit1973 I'm not even a Superman fan. Not even DC. But common fucking sense would tell me no human could kill Superman. If so, someone would have done it. Lick Lex Luthor for instance.

  • @southboy99

    OH HAW HAW! Please, no more of your idiocy, my sides can't take it!

  • @southboy99

    "Lick Lex Luthor". HAW! LICK!

  • @Drwhodunnit1973 Like Lex Luthor lol.

  • @southboy99

    Oh, and "this dude has killed more villains than Batman"? HAW HAW! Too funny! Could that be something to do with Batman's ethics regarding the taking of human life? Yeah.

    BTW, LOVED how Batman kicked Punisher's ass in JLA/Avengers. LOL!