The Muppet Show. Swedish Chef - Yes, We Have No Bananas

[PYROKID60]

Swedish Chef has an impressive wingspan lol

[Bookbug222]

What language is this?

[Bieberfulify]

i didn't understand anything....? haha NOT swedish! x))

[Aetosaur]

@Bieberfulify It's Swenglish! Or just Bork Bork Bork...

[stuckerJT]

No Bananananananananana

[rkan665]

e flagger

[Papalazarou18]

This is so fun but so far from Swedish xD

[FutureDirector171]

@Papalazarou18 That's kinda the point.

[pankakspungen]

it dont sound like swedish anywher XD

[tdourado00]

What he said... sing...???? I'm brazilian so it's totaly different than anything....

[AngelusExitium]

@tdourado00 He didn't say anything kinda. It's all just gibberish.

[JanksterProductions]

My new favorite song.

[DaveJ721]

"I didn't understand a word of that."

"Mit frushkah lader fluut fluug!"

"Oh! Well, why didn't they say that in the first place?"

[flyingspacepotatoes]

if you expect real people to act like a muppet you're a racist.

[GoofballLtG]

I swear I hear him say 'Mick Jagger' at :37.

[LINKOWNSGANON36]

@GoofballLtG LMAO so did I

[kubsonpl]

Those 2 old guys always say something wicked :))

[idaorgmets]

HAHAHA! I'm swedish and I'm just SO proud of my country and language right now!

[RollOnToVictory]

I want to go to sweden, go into a grocery store and do exactly THIS and see what happens

[TheVice94]

I Understand: Börk desvlugas burnanas Conspuskooo burnanas doesmick Mit brustos apoetsjos vektugels dekoeka Met smek dè de blur iboar Noes lek de buu Lekker jetijgu Nick moetoe nie sleiku Börk dé desvlugas burnanas Conspuskooo burnanas doesmick Snerk jewella burnala Kartrosa burnanas doesmick Mit protzel nakortsja mit nügels nobrokjas Met smek dè de blur iboar Ne smak da toe waka mitjaka Bleek snorka implaga Korsent de plega burnana Kasprosa burnana Kasprosa burnana Kaspros-a burn-na-na doesmick

[Ztek88]

I can not be more proud to be Swedish

[yourpagetoday]

OK listen, I am PART swedish, I cant speak swedish but i can kind of under stand it. the swedish chef is speaking "MOCK SWEDISH" which is gibberish in reality, but to people who cant speak or understand swedish at all, it sounds pretty swedish to them. I think that all fellow swedes who know its not swedish, but still find the swedish chef funny are good sports... SWEDES 4EVER!!!!

[NaiTaiDai]

"I didn't understand a word of that."

[pokeplayer935]

I wish my fruits and veggies did that. I'd have entertainment all day XD

[dvorakfan1]

@pokeplayer935 but if they did what would you eat? lol

[midlyght]

Talking vegetables and fruits!

[heartgoldDSI]

7 users do not wanted this song as the best song of the year

[YUCHl3]

Ahahah, I love Swedish Chef. :) And I love that he is Swedish. Since I'm also Swedish. xD Though.. I think he sounds more German. ._.

[ddog892]

No offense, but that mostly sounded like grunts and moans to me. :P

[merkbruce]

does actually mean something the lyrics of this song?

[timestopper1231]

No, We Have Yes Bananas

[FlazyDuck]

this is how i shop

[felicamia]

I'm Swedish and I am SO offended. JK.

[jjm239]

Did anyone else hear him say Mick Jagger?

[theNovidz]

@jjm239 i did :L

[xYum1x]

I understand every single word! Excellent swedish there ;P

[SPEEDCORE79]

Crackin' tits on the bird at the start.

[TheGreenodin]

those peas said poop shot .

[ridecostarica]

isnt that bananas that he puts in his cart at the :37 mark?

[Reallywildkitty]

@ridecostarica No, it's carrots. Bananas are not orange.

[cygnusx555]

LOL

[clown849]

haha! priceless stuff! and I dont even know what hes saying! anyone got a translation?

[nandee1fuery]

@clown849 The song he's singing is "3000 Pounds of Bananas" by Harry Chapin. The specific part, from what I can tell is "Yes, we have no Bananas...we have no bananas today. Yes, we have no bananas...no bananas in Scranton, PA" XD

[Bossentuppen]

@clown849

Not real swedish

[SarahSnusk]

Ja just ju! Tack :)

[SarahSnusk]

HAHAHAHAHAH! X'D

LOVE this! x')

I'm swedish and I must say that this is the best parody of anything ever x')

[WingedNightmare]

I know this song!!!! This is obviously gibberish but there is an old song that goes with that melody.

Translated, its called They have no bananas today XD

[SarahSnusk]

@WingedNightmare

Nu när du säger det känner jag igen det! Fan vad nice! :D

Vet du om den finns någonstans? x')

[WingedNightmare]

@SarahSnusk Ledsen, jag vet inte om den finns ute på internet. Jag känner igen den från en gammal LP av Trazan o Banarne (E' bananerna fina?!) XP Om du någon gång sett deras show kan dom ha sjungit den där. =D

[MirageVelondor]

I love this!!

We got a full Dutch version of this song.

[Jonteisyxa]

Really?

show me :P

[SBastbacken]

LOL, This is how they think we swedish people sounds like

[AmandaPandah]

I don't understand any of this. I'm Swedish.

[kowtpr187]

its the Muppets!...No one understands any of it!

[SuperFredism]

the SWEDISH chef. Make the commection...

[celticlune]

what language is this? German

[Xatherus]

hes called the swedish chef for a reason you know

[collizz93]

lol potatisarna sjöng snorkla i flagga x)

its scary the vegetables speak better swedish than the swedish chef :S

[lorlifi]

Varför gjorde dom det?

Scary

[Tortuga24651]

@lorlifi

Jag vet inte men det ar rolig

[lorlifi]

@Tortuga24651 Okej

[Nickthefox]

@collizz93 if you've seen how much of a beating swedish chef has taken in previous episodes, you'd understand why ((I mean buddy has had a fridge fall on him, and had his head bashed in countless times generally by his own meal))

[dragonholder411]

That'd be funny if Beaker was in that, he'd get hurt as always. :P

[SarhaaDruid]

hahaha I luv the muppets, wen I watched this my dog jumped on my lap n watched intently so... apparently not gibberish 2 her

[Bking055]

I love the swedish chefs gibberish LOL

[Daltonjabs]

i think he says mick Jagger at one point ha ha ha

[Popesize]

Yeah... The tomato at 1:11

[Bking055]

I herd it too, so funny

[gabriellasofiee]

I´m swedish, and i think many would agree with me, saying that we only think this is funny!

I mean talking about racism is just ridicolous..i like the swedish chef :D

[onedoomedspacemarine]

Awesome stuff! back in the days when you could parody things and no one took offence. all ya whiners get off your politically correct sensitivity and enjoy it for what it is satire. The only racism is in your own heads.

[Bossentuppen]

@onedoomedspacemarine

Yeah, gotta be able to laugh at yourself.

[4a8p9x]

@onedoomedspacemarine

That's what made Jim Hensen's stuff so great. He wasn't bothered by what some self-appointed experts might snootily call "good taste." Look at his early skits with monsters eating people. Today the parent focus groups would be appalled by that, but the kids back in the day weren't traumatized by skits like that. Quite the contrary, they loved it! I know this because I was one of them.

[rafeekie]

@4a8p9x i agree...and to think that the great minds of the future are stuck with "spongebob" and that kind of crap to look at because its "appropriate" for children. Well to think about it, past generations grew up on batman and spiderman and all those other "violent" comics and cartoons and things turned out fine but now they're looking at "non-violent" crap as stated above and the kids are turning to shit. Would someone save the kids?PLEASE? Have more shows like this...the muppets is a classic

[AlchemyAngelizBack]

@rafeekie There may be hope yet. There is a muppet movie coming out this fall in theaters.

[rafeekie]

@AlchemyAngelizBack YESSSSSSSSS!!!!!! Thank you u kind genius for doing that whoever u may be

[onedoomedspacemarine]

it's gibberish done made to sound like swedish, caled a parody, heard of that?

[chanchan773]

most epic vegtable realted thing EVER

[nUaSvAy]

Almost sounds like it could be a real language.

[Emmelilla]

det låter som att de sjunger " kom och smaka banana hos mig" 1:20

xD

[Vaniillan]

I think it's fun to hear how you americans think our language sounds like.

But no, there is nothing swedish about this song, at all x'

[raprilc2]

We don't actually think that you sound like this. It is funny because it is ridiculous!

[Vaniillan]

I don't mean that you think it's swedish, but maybe there's some recemblence to what you think it might sound like?

Because if it is'nt, what's the point :)

[raprilc2]

Generally, it is because we can't understand you. But the Muppets are just funny. It isn't supposed to be taken seriously.

[Vaniillan]

Alright then, they came up with some jibberish and called it swedish without any recemblence to what you might think is our actual language.

But you don't have to tell me that the muppets are supposed to be funny, I think I got that in the first place.

[raprilc2]

no need to be defensive about it

[Vaniillan]

No need to explain the obvious.

[raprilc2]

good grief!

[purvicide]

@raprilc2 A-svernzy vernzy bork bork?

[Eddiewemissyou]

hahaha! :D

[IHugShortPeople]

Aw the singing vegetables are so cute!

[rancidman13]

the tomato is made my mazda cuz it said miata.

[patchissues]

I'm Swedish and I sound exactly like this!!! ;D

[Spud1794]

epic luls

[ncfwhitetigress]

rly??? i wanna hear a recording!!!!

[Tortuga24651]

@patchissues

Im english and live in sweden and the language is is ok.......

And similar

[swedenthefirst]

@patchissues No you dont...

[Jontish316]

@swedenthefirst Det var ett skämt fattar du väl? Eller tar du illa upp för att han skämtar om sig själv? Sorglig kille du.

[DeathSilence1]

@patchissues NICE! You fail in your mother language! :D!

[phishphreak29]

@patchissues You're lucky! I would kill to sound like that.

[DehnusNorder]

@patchissues :Seeing how most Swedes don't speak like that, is he any relation to you? If yes then you should consider starting a cooking show. I'd watch it ;) (Joking, Don't take me too serious lol ;))

[Svartegrim]

@patchissues Då skulle jag ha stora problem med att förstå dig... ;)

[Th3Cok3]

@patchissues är du skåning? :D

[MusicLover8048]

@patchissues So you sound like a fucking moron?

[PrincesssShali]

holy cow ppl, ITS THE MUPPET SHOW!!!! its supposed to be funny quit analyzing it all!! Stop thinking so damn hard and laugh for a minute!

[Spud1794]

well said

[zwimaster]

no they really dont ;)

[ThaadTheGreat]

lol im swedish and IT DONT SOUND LIKE THAT TRY SAY jag är cp i huve som läser detta skit...

ä sounds like ae

[GreyRedCatch]

Du är cp i huvuet din korkboll, svenska kocken äger ditt as XD

(or in english Thaad is an asshole bigger than jupiter)

[ncfwhitetigress]

lmfao

[broombrush]

they don't say a single word of swedish in the whole song :P

[gusfromholland]

i think it's a dutch song, BECAUSE I AM FROM HOLLAND!

[tubie33]

the fruit sounds polish LOL and i am dutch. the Swedish Chef sounds a little bit swedish and a lot of gibberisch to me.

[Fkate]

Doet dit jouw ook niet heel erg aan het Bananenlied van de Boswachters denken?

[tubie33]

ja maf hè! ik reageerde op al die mensen die zo moeilijk doen over of dit nou wel zweeds is of niet. Geen humor sommige mensen zou ik zeggen, dit is toch geweldig LOL

[JeeWeeD]

Ja, want dat Bananenlied is de bewerking van de Nederlandse vertaling van het originele "Yes we have no bananas" over een Griekse groenteverkoper (het origineel dus)

[wwwKorkodylpl]

its not polish but close ;) hehheh

[happyness01]

Polish and Swedish are two totally different languages!

[acorn2taco]

oooH shit! my fucking vegetables start singing to me I'd PISS MY PANTS! xD

[CreepingDeath007]

IMO, there are some words from the swedish language.. the rest is just probably jibberish.

[Jontish316]

Då är din aning jävlig fel. Det enda som kan uppfattas låta ens någorlunda nära svenska är att de tar många av de klassiska och distinktiva vokalljuden som finns i svenskan.

[veslefros]

Men tomaten sier jo et eller annet om "mitt hjärta" !

[rejkisen]

Why are the fruits singning like Deutsh or somethink? God I love him!

[iwannabelikeyou]

they actually sing words in Swedish and Norwegian too! xD I guess it's because the languages are very similar xD I love him too!

[rejkisen]

the sallad sings danish definetly and I think the rest sings Deutch but I didn't understand a word except for banana... But I don't speak deutch so....

In the cake vid there's a japanese cake XD I think he's actually saying something....

I think it's good that they make fun of us swedes 'cause we wouldn't be mad about it! It's like "OMG! He's trying to speak swedish!!!" or like " Cool! He mentioned Sweden! That's awesome!"

[MSU1Hanniball]

there is no german-language in this song

[Devilsnightforlife]

:( im a dane and I cant understand the sallad.

Translate please? :P

[bonniedrasco]

No Dutch as far as I can tell. It's all made up I guess. Very nice though..

[FranklyMisterShankly]

I just love how he throws random crap into the shopping cart. I'm soooo doing this next time I'm at the supermarket!

[Katzi]

While you're doing that,try singing "Yes We Have No Bananas" in gibberish (Mock Swedish) & see how many strange looks you get!LMAO!

[Keijz74]

Well done Bork and the Singing Veggies & Fruits.

[JPLOWMAN2]

Arent those Marvin Suggs' singing foods?

[Tareltonlives]

This has to be the best rendition of the song I've ever heard.

[Stinolf]

No! This isn't swedish!:)

[roht5]

I know! That's the point!

[hereigns56]

I wonder if it's real swedish.

[mmarocker]

Ja!

...nej.

[yourpagetoday]

@mmarocker i think i actualy uunderstood that!!

(tanslatoin)- Ha!

... Not. Tumbs up if im right

[hereigns56]

sorry if this offended anyone...

[Keijz74]

gibberisch, with a swedish accent.

[WorshipXReality]

not even swedish accent DUUUH

[Keijz74]

Plain Gibberish. Don't know a Swedish town/region called gibber, I regret.

[AngelYoshi87]

Ha ha! This is great stuff. :D