Duke Nukem Forever: Strip Club Randy

[RaGiNgTuRnIp2011]

aww y u bluring out the titties....oh wait they have shirts on

[DarkHari]

........did he just say.....Kratahs? KRATOS!! DX

[giorgiv18]

i wonder if this guy watches zero punctuation.

[DoomSprite236]

hell I dont know about you guys but the one of the left is pretty hot

[freespeachrulez]

Those two blonds are all like smiling thinking this dork is talking about playing video games.. sure glad i'm getting paid for this.

[TheNoobSlayer16]

It's pronounced Kra-DOSE

[iCriiNgei]

2:51 i think you missed

[MoSockra]

3:00 why the fuck did they start to censor their FACES??

[xDavexDaviesx]

-I bet no body plays this! Haha... This will never be better than games such as Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2 or any other CoD games!

[cheeshuan]

@xDavexDaviesx The truth is duke nukem could kick ALL OF COD'S main characters ass,And COD would kick ur ass.

[xDavexDaviesx]

@cheeshuan  You can ask thousands maybe millions! That Call of Duty is the best ever! Plus Duke Nukem says the MOST gay'est qoutes ever!

[GW4GTA]

@xDavexDaviesx hahaha cod fanboy xD

[xcdkillerxx]

I LOVE THIS GAME I BEAT IT ALREADY! I'm on the last difficulty passing it though is tough! Awesome Game 3D Realms! I give it a 8.5/10!

[dabears17x]

@xcdkillerxx ...it was gearbox...

[sgtchuckle117]

It's so obvious they're wearing shirts... It would be amazing if they did it in a real strip club.

[Colzline]

@sgtchuckle117 Well no shit they're wearing tops if you look about a min or so away from the half-way point you'll see that their faces are censored out instead

[Presant321]

you just know the two girls are like 'so when do we get our money?'

[andrespunk88]

boobys :]

[TheJudgeJoker]

Hail to the king baby!, hail to the king baby everyone.....

[Thegame2188]

kradas? wow....

[adimuhamad]

Hail to the king baby

[MarkJohansen123]

Chief + Gordon + Kratos + Nathan Drake+ Marcus + the enhanced ego of Ezio Auditore=Duke Nukem...

Duke Nukem < Altair or Ezio

it's simple math. He killed a monster with gigantic tities. Ezio with just two hidden blades took down an entire fucking brigade. It's only when he saw Altair that he got distracted. I don't blame him, I too, was baffled.

Ezio's formula is Jesus Christ + impecable Ego

[GMdark11]

I know why they censor the face they are both fxcking ugly!

[awesome1232324]

FUCK WHY DID U CENSOR THEIR FACES @ 2:57??? WERE THEY DOIN SUMTHIN DIRTY?

[DoiMango]

too emo? Fucking American. A good game is a game with a good storyline. No1 gives a crap on 1 guy who gets drunk and kills random 'bad'guys.

[Sterben10]

@DoiMango i bet you click your way all the way here so you can insult behind your tiny peni... i mean monitor

[NinjaRob420]

''NOBODY CALL'S MASTER O CHIEF A BITCH ''or was that Hans Solo,lmfao,FanBoys, HALO RULES but ya gotta respect the DUKE- HALO4LIFE Master Chief Forever

[NinjaRob420]

Master Chief would so own hiz ass,hands down,WITHOUT A SECOND THOUGHT!

[Oscy4911]

FUCKING GAY VIBRABRATOR

[newgrounder2]

Hes one of a kind? Oh come on hes just a retarded steroid pumped muscle mass with the brain the size of a soy nut. And just btw its like mixing crysis and fallout together, doing a crappy job on the character graphics and thats about it.

[CODHelperpro]

@newgrounder2 lol do you diss fallout you dumb fuck

[avenger813]

so basically, your saying the duke has two more testicles where his brain should be?

[Likhos1]

the girl at left look like a trap :3

[MrWoot101]

oh for fucks sake *cuts off*BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP

[TePieGuy]

That is some serious shit, beep.



[thresholder1]

the girls look unipressed

[EuromanMovieReport]

Are those chicks the chicks which the chicks in the game is based on?

[gralkses]

@EuromanMovieReport no

[hardcoreLazors]

Well srry Duke forever sucked

[MrCheesyBaconBits]

I just dont get it.... they cencor a steam of piss and two girls with thier tops on but they dont censor the sex toy? hmmm... maby im missing something here

[davidgahan217]

@MrCheesyBaconBits You didn't watch the full video, did you? Maybe that's what you're missing, smartass.

[MrCheesyBaconBits]

@davidgahan217 Yes I watched the full video 2 months ago lol don't know why your so mad but im not gonna waste 4 mins of my life to find out.

[davidgahan217]

@MrCheesyBaconBits Mad? Lol, you just wasted 4 minutes of ur life.

[MrCheesyBaconBits]

@davidgahan217 Mindfuck... you just done it to meh D:

[davidgahan217]

@MrCheesyBaconBits *Supercoolgayvoice* WINNNNNNNAAAA.

[MrGagota]

Penis.

[DavidzAccountz]

I ... NEED ... BUBBZZZ!!!!

[Mrjman554]

But... what about Freeman?

[fallout111111]

who is the gay guy talking?

[d1n13100]

This game fucking sucks!

[bigger46]

3:04 I will remember that

[HatemailMagnet]

Those girls are wearing shirts, and they still censor it... wtf?

[ishmifyi]

this guy is a cocky bastard he thinks his games are the best and hes presenting his game with strippers seriously dick head......aids

[d1v4dPwnz]

I'm a fan of Duke Nukem, but this game FUCKING SUCKED

[afoster2010]

love the vioce over at the end! XD

[PS3gamess]

DO you get 2 free blondies if you work on duke nukem if you say yes SIGN ME UP!!!

[gavilatius]

its what we raved for 12 fucking years... now its out and they distance themselves because they feel that it's "too much", and they get pissed off on other games for "not listening", they're not gamers, they're fucking bitchy posers. play the game like you have BALLS OF STEEL, before I KICK ASS.

[Raynebowlove17]

all halos are the best

[necrokillerj]

left girl = WTF im doing here

right girl = huuur derp

[dmanis4u]

kra-dos 2:22 fail

[xxxEmoRinsxxx]

@dmanis4u XD i liked that fail XD kra-dos

[dmanis4u]

kra-dos fail

[Vic27733]

oh for fucks sake 10 more years

[gta4popper4]

we probably have to ive ye OH FOR FUCK SAKE FUCK THIS!

[dinosaurus1337]

the girl and the left looks bored.

[TheLimenator]

I hate it how it took them so long yet people still want to play it does it really take 12 years to make one game? Apparently if it's as awesome as this one!!!!!

[Heatblast2244]

@xxMARKisBEASTxx Fuck you! Kratos is awsome! he's a mother fucking god of war for shits sake!

[tangoman111]

i like how the censors keep changing

[peytonbachang]

tru freeman did save the world without saying a word

[TurboTsunam1]

Im not happy with Duke Nukem Forever. Its sad to see a game which was "worked" on for 12 go down the crapper. The only thing I am happy about is to see that douche bags smug smile turn upside down.

[Jimmybobburns]

kratas?



[chivagsdc]

i want to se duke nukem real game

[brokensoldier1]

lmao the girls arent even naked, pathetic.

[GreaTMaX32]

4:07 Ohh.. For F*ck sakes..

LMAO !

[TheStonedpope]

WHERE THE FUCK IS GORDAN FREEMAN! MASTERCHEIF, KRATOS, MARCUS, AND NATHAN...I DIDN'T SEE A DAMN GORDAN FREEMAN! HE SAVED THE WORLD WITH A CROWBAR!

[LanceWill762]

@TheStonedpope Not Yet. Half Life 3 may come out 12 years later, just like Duke Nukem. Maybe...

[Spytron3030]

@LanceWill762 play half life 1

[LanceWill762]

@Spytron3030 Already have I was just making a reference that it may take the same amount time just like Duke Nukem.

[Gnodabisme]

@TheStonedpope

Yes, Yes he did.

[Zartyzzo]

@TheStonedpope He is one of the most boring characters in gaming history...

[majorchaos5000]

@TheStonedpope cause duke dont see him as a pussy thats why

[gralkses]

@TheStonedpope not yet..

[blacksmoke9399]

@TheStonedpope Who the fuck is gordan freeman?

[TheStonedpope]

@blacksmoke9399 HE GAVE BIRTH TO YOUR MOTHER!

[lalalal56able]

@blacksmoke9399 HE IS THE BEST FUCKING BADASS IN THE WORLD. GO PLAY HALF-LIFE.

[MasterEdo117]

@TheStonedpope And Duke save the women with HIS crowbar HELL YEAH!

[TheStonedpope]

@MasterEdo117 ....you are number....3061 person who said something about his half a inch penis.

[MasterEdo117]

@TheStonedpope Eat shit and die!

sorry, sometimes i need to say things like that lol

[davidgahan217]

@TheStonedpope Overrated games are overrated.

[jzguitz1505]

@TheStonedpope fuck gordan freeman he sucks balls

[Jesus9004]

iPad 2 cover

[ReconMarine012]

Sorry, but the competition that Duke is facing with the other guys.......................not really any. He even calls Master Chief a pussy in the game lol

[pwner347]

crate-oss

[JustSimplySilly]

IGNorant 

[AppleSauceSlave]

I feel that Rico Rodriguez from Just Cause 1 & 2 should have been mentioned a s a competitor he kicks ass

[cactuarplz]

Really? Kra-das? It's KRATOS! but yeah Duke kicks this shit out of all of them. :3

[junkiemonkey121]

KRAY-TAS

[TheCamyg]

i it a sandbox game

[megagangster321]

4 more fuckin days i cant wait anymore to get the balls of steal in my hands

[biza0vs0goten]

@megagangster321 lol i already got the game ;D

[shrimpsandwhich]

you can tell they have whitw shirts on this is fucking retarded

[XxZaMaN01xX]

@shrimpsandwhich i no right -_-

[gingervampireFTW]

those girls so obviously aren't topless (like that guy would ever get that lucky) :)

[evergonge]

the so called blonde on the eft looks older than my mom

[CHECKERpatchhIppO]

y do they have the girls shirts blurred out? there not even naked?! 

[HomersIlliad]

@CHECKERpatchhIppO @ 2:52, their faces get blurred out instead

[pwnreza]

censorship.. thought they wear t shirts? :

[Z31N10N]

@pwnreza it's just so the religious people are "allowed" to watch girls aswell.

[Bjornsoon]

Gotta love the censorship starting at 2:57!! :D

[Bjornsoon]

Gotta love the censorship starting at 2:57!! :D

[metalhacker666]

HOW DARE U INSULT KRATOS

[amyyyamy]

why in the world is this censored

[DLCProductions1]

"Well we've already been in development for 5 years"

"Oh for fucks sake!"

[Bluehawk2008]

This was awkward to watch.

[mortokombo12]

KratOS dammit,KratOs!

[darkusbrawler2001990]

welcome to titty city

[Sneakdeath57]

3:45 - 3:50 "I certainly hope so because you GUYS are awesome"

Ahem GUYS?... wishful thinking?

(Yes i know its a figure of speech, but still really weird in this kontext)...

[Anomious1999]

3:08 talk about Charlie Sheen-ness

[blackball821]

why is it censored when the girls have their clothes one?O_o

[NJLunas]

-.- those girls are fully clothed. but they have censoring. why not the opposites? no censoring, and... xD

[hallalujaful]

LOL 1:53 Duke-Do

[elbowoits]

@TheLetsPwners both, theyre bad

[ColRaze]

"Duke Nuke em doesn't have any problems, he's just about kicking ass and winning"

o.O holy shit! Duke Nuke Em had a career under the name "Charlie Sheen" for 12 years =D

[ExploringBeyond]

I love how they would swap from censoring their chest to their face so you'd be forced to look at their chest

[ProductionsHabby]

God this is so stupid just watch a porno ok idiot!

[elbowoits]

@TheLetsPwners i have and its bad

[Chowbuster1234567890]

the girls are both wearing shirts

[nick27ify]

it looks like the girls are either to bored or to dumb from all the bleach in there hair to understand lol

[rytisguzas]

the commentater saunds like nova (paragonova)

[SSDavyS]

youtube.com/watch?v=7cSpPnL2Re­Y watch this video and see the babes underwear and cameltoe and watch my other video's for alot of un-seen duke nukem forever stuff!like

ALL weapons: unseen on any other video

a SECRET hidden place on the demo that shows you helicopters and a WHOLE city!

[LaughinGarry]

2:52 WAT

[agasteiger]

Honestly he's right. Duke Nukem is a one of a kind guy and he'll kick all of the other guys asses

[coingibbon]

ahh comments filled with ps3 fanboys crying about misprounciation and how duke nukem is a pussy compared to kratos

[Virtuousmetal777]

2:30 MASTER CHIEF!? ITS ALL ABOUT VIKTOR REZNOV MOTHER FUCKERS!

[riku175]

Master Chief shits on Duke Nukem. End of discussion.

[Golemoid]

@riku175 Duke was kicking alien asses when MC was shitting in a diaper, hell, when his creators was shitting in diapers

[eminemfann1000]

@riku175 no remember duke nukem is master cheif , marcus fenix , john marston and chuck norris dad that is cooler and better than them in every way and i am the biggest halo gow and rdr fan ever .

[MrCodename4711]

@riku175 Shut up you dumb kid, Master chief was in a diaper (You too) When duke was kicking ass. No matter how much i love all of the new game characters, Duke would win over every one of them.

[mybestbudshadow]

MOTHER FUCKER YOU DID NOT JUST CALL MASTER CHIEF OR MARCUS FENIX A PUSSY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[ActionCarl]

OKAY GIRLS, STAND NEXT TO THIS FAT D-BAG AND SMILE FOR A FEW MINUTES

[Halo2ineedhelp]

@ActionCarl without that d-bag there would be no duke nukem

[oopsIdidasuper]

@Halo2ineedhelp lolno.

[thunder12325]

@ActionCarl lmao youe probably rightt

[TehGamersGarage]

@ActionCarl D-bag?

Randy Pitchford is the least d-bag developer in the industry... well, behind Notch.

[RobertAniFreak]

@ActionCarl LOL and why the hell did they censure it anyway its just cleavage o.o;;

[liles65]

Oh come on, Saxton Hale just needs his BARE HANDS!

[darktooth347]

Whoever was talking was the best ign worker ever.

[vawriss3]

Left Gordon FreeMan out

[SeraphianKnight]

"Crate-Os"? Am I the only one who's bothered by this?

[DJBANNANA98]

@ajaykeer23939 duke would rip kratos' balls off and take a shit on his face. Dont fuck with duke nukem

[finbinfarbar1]

duke nukem, the charlie sheen of video game heros

[ajaykeer23939]

Kratos would rip out dukem's heart out and eat it right there..... dont ever f with Kratos

[arbyortheelitguy]

@ajaykeer23939 Duke is a god kratos is an alien getting his ass whooped just looking at Duke.

[eminemfann1000]

@ajaykeer23939 no he would be raped by a jigsaw kratos is so thick

[dogzilla0578]

This may be a dumb question...but is there really a Duke Nukem strip club?

[nucabird]

@dogzilla0578 No. This video clearly stated that there isnt.

[PhoenixHelix]

@nucabird but if there was; it would probably be the best strip club ever built.

[myshcoolaccount]

its kratos not kraytas get it straight, 

[djFede97]

duke nukem>chuck norris

[Sasukelegend5]

@djFede97 nope, duke nukem is the son of chuck norris badass as a god and the potential for improving as a human... all in all, he's an official badass

[ZachiswakYT]

duke nukem=charlie sheen on steroids

[larvinc]

censoring their faces were make more sence cos their smiles was sooo fake

[iLLBEatZzZ]

he was about to say kicking ass and chewing bubblegum

[elbowoits]

this game is bad

[CaineMVCH]

jook nookem

[dfdedsdcd]

gotta love that shi*bleep*t in this fuc*bleep*king game.

[psydust]

girl on the left looks like a potential porn star

[Golemoid]

@psydust now i wonder if i didnt saw her somewhere before

[corvey]

@psydust DUH! Why else would she be under Randy's wing?

[mpereirawolf]

@psydust Agree!!!

[yeyeah94]

@psydust Yeah she's look like to a french bimbo of a tv show xD

[deltabrv]

@psydust they both do

[megacubb]

@psydust i think she already is