oh god don't talk about Yugioh. "Yugioh uses dark magic that sends ppl to the shadow realm The shadow realm in their time is what as known as hell."
Yugi: Excuse me but at least the shadow realm you can get out of it. Christans belive once you in hell you stay in there. Geeze what a pretty pictur you paint for kids my age.
Satan wants you to play Pokémon so you can learn witchcraft and serve him in the afterlife! You cast your spells onto your enemies and they teach you EVOLUTION! HOW COULD THEY!!! God, this guy's an idiot
I wonder how many of these people actually came back, just imagine this being the first time in the church. I would probably stay because it was absolutely hilarious, I remember how one lady at my former church told me she heard the employees of Hot Topic in the mall speaking in tongues hahahahaha
"Pokemon is a game that teaches children how to enter the world of witchcraft..." And not a single word was said about making two cute creatures fight each other until one of them passes out from pain. Seriously? In what world is this man making a real argument?
@UltimatePlayer000001 Imagine Galileo all the way back in the fucking XV century having to put up to this retarded shit too, but back then of course washing your body once a month was taboo.
Suspension of DISBELIEF (in this case, of the occult) be damned, they wouldn't accept that since their way of life is strongly based around a BELIEF of occult practices as their enemy.
if my parents never let me play pokemons i would have killed my self already how the fuck they dont know what pokemon is jesus their retarded............ infect im playing pkmon right now..........
This guy is f**king stupid and is making anything that make people put down the bible as satanic. Also the devil is not to blam for the crime wave and if you do think that your the only one who will be going to hell.
I loved this. It was hilarious. XD Was giggling like mad.
Anyways, on a more serious note... fnjrbgnewk. Do these guys even know what fun is?! I feel so bad for them, and even more so for their kiddies, deprived of Pokemon, one of the greatest experiences in life. :(
Sorry, it's late and I am sleepy. :p So, not sure I'm making much sense.
lol "satan takes it seriously!" *shows picture of jigglypuff* yes, crazy man. very demonic. hownare six year olds going to pump each other full of lead? really?
like the bit where he preaches against violence, like the churches never supporter wars or anything like that. Never mind that, they made a mistake, but now they KNOW Pokemon is satan!!!!! I need another sleeping pill!
Jokes aside, I love these kinds of vids. They always put a smile on my face and makes me realize I'm far from the dumbest person in the world. People with low self esteem should watch this instead of taking drugs, it'll make them laugh their asses off quite lot =D
So... Jigglypuff is Satan now? Awesome! That should mean that "You caught a JIGGLYPUFF." is now basically equivalent to "You just conquered Satan." Badass stuff right there.
Indeed ,the occult and dark mind conditioning is upon this generation corrupting the minds of our children and the youth.It needs spiritual discernment where this generation heading to.Children need guidance and separate themselves from works of darkness.
I don't really want to go to this.. 'heaven'.. it sounds pretty lame. I have nothing against crazy guys taking Pokemon realistically.. but living an eternity with these kind of people and their extremely strict god (I mean he basically seems to say that everything awesome is evil) would really suck.
oh yea, i cant distinguish between reality and fantasy. that's why i believe this world is inhabited by pokemon, and the birds in my yard are pidgeys, tailows, and pidoves
FUCK THEM I GREW UP WITH POKEMON AND BARBIE SO IF THEY THINK THEY CAN SAY STUFF LIKE THIS I BET 20 DOLLARS THERE GOING TO HELL BECAUSE THEY THINK EVERYTHING HAS TO BE CLOSE TO THE DEVIL
Religion is getting lazier and lazier not trying hard at all to find new things to blame. On the other hand it's still as idiotic and hard to believe as it was on day 1.
uhh, is he supposed to be insane or something or is this a "professional" christian or what. I don't know butt I think hes the one going to hell for dissing the cleanest of franchises, Pokemon. And then ranting about completely non-related violence that has nothing to do with cute tiny animals that fight.
before going on public talking shit, that dumb shit should have studied about japonese culture. Kids on japan take herculies beetles and take care of them until they are big enought, then take the beetle to fight against other beetles. The creator of pokemon took the idea, and created the cartoon, thats it
there is one line that discredits EVERYTHING that is said in this video.... 2:50... if he was a realy preacher then he would know everyone can be saved.... and he's bissed that i beat his charazard with a squirtle
yeah i love the part from pokemon where i channel their power from my arm, and jiglypuff, ooooh jigglypuff, i knew she was a servant of the dark powers!
this guy is full of himself and its a kids job to have fun and be entertained and its a parents job to teach them right and wrong and to determine if they think its ok for a kid to enjoy it...for this guy to say these things is like he's telling parents how to raise they're kids and how to live there lives and thats just wrong and a church or religious group who tries to tell u how to live ur life is also wrong and really pisses me off
Please don't believe that this is an accurate representation of all believers in Jesus...I loved Pokemon growing up and I can't wait to share it with my kids someday. Playing Pokemon has nothing to do with your eternity. In fact, PM has many uplifting values woven in its stories about trust, friendship, and endurance.
wow...dude open your eyes are pull your head out of you glaze frosted ass, pokemon is not going to make you go to hell, hate speeches like this is what send people to hell
Your right! What I do watch does affect me! I'm watching this and it is teaching me to not listen to crazy psychopaths who think that everything is evil and demonic. Hell, if I havdn't played pokemon for 10+ years already I would mst certainly want to play it now. Why? They hate rules! They put up a new rule in school by the end of the day it will be broken. Kids will want to try pokemon becuase of this so really just keep it to ourselves or if your that serious file a complaint to Nintendo.
You think this is bad then you should find the video of the fat fuck who's had one to many Big Macs blabber about Pokemon being the devil. It's even more... Sad.
This is why i am Agnostic, Fuck all religion, this world would be 100x more peaceful if everyone fucked off with this jesus & Allah bullshit. Nothing can be known about how we got here, because it was such a long time ago, get over that fact, and don't believe in some cunt that took a pen and ink and wrote a fucking book. Live life happily, okay if you want to be religious, keep it to your fucking self, i have nothing against any religion, i have things against society that makes god seem so big
@ajmatar Actually, we can find out about things millions of years ago using carbon dating and fossils records.. i agree that the world would be better without religion..
@LoluskPoo ?''world would be better without religion?'' What religion do u mean? If Christianity was stuck in a 15th century time warp you may be correct.But a few things have happened since then.Luther began a revolution in which many Protestants rebelled & died to champion individual rights,questioning of authority,separate church from state,art,literature etc.Protestant Christians fought & died to pass the ''TOLERATION ACT'' in the 17th century,so you are now free to criticize religion!
@Emlis16 Religion doesn't do this to people. Ignorance, stupidity, lust, ect, is what does this to people. The problem here is somebody is that someone might actually think this guy knows what he's talking about.
Wait... are pet's evil too then? I mean, if you are your dog's "master" and you form a relationshiop with it and train it... I'm pretty sure my dog isn't a spirit from the dark realm :P
Maybe we should have a "Christian Pokemon", where, instead of Pokemon being caught evolving, they pop out of nowhere, as per God's creation, and to own any, you must pray to Him for one- the better the deeds you do and the more you worship Him, the better your Pokemon. What would they say about that?
they clone death of amber was cut out of the final film alone with a couple other scenes. Like the film dubwe got of Pokemon the first movie was acutally only like 52 to like 80% of what was acutal shot for the orignal whole japanese verison. They also cut out some parts out the very beging of the Zorraw movie. Because some one leaked me the japanese movie several months before the american cut was released.
acutally people did die in several of the movies. There was acutally an extend opening scene were a little girl and 4 other pokemon clones died that mew II befriend he almost went crazy they had to give him a drug that put him to sleep and erased his memory. Also lucario and latios died. Celbi also died but they used time traveling celbi from other time periods to revive here in one of they very last scenes.
I KNEW IT!!! JIGGLYPUFF WANTS TO RUIN MY LIFE!! Anyway, I didn't care that much for pokemon cards, that's over obsession, not being satanic dumbass...And pokemon makes you want to pump someone full of bullets???
OH MY GOD, AND THEY'RE ALL NODDING LIKE HE'S MAKING COMPLETE SENSE! THIS IS PURE HILARITY! I CAN'T STOP LAUGHING!
Eirith 21 hours ago
oh god don't talk about Yugioh. "Yugioh uses dark magic that sends ppl to the shadow realm The shadow realm in their time is what as known as hell."
Yugi: Excuse me but at least the shadow realm you can get out of it. Christans belive once you in hell you stay in there. Geeze what a pretty pictur you paint for kids my age.
skwhitenight 22 hours ago
Wow, we're evil because we like to play ''EVIL videogames''.
What are those people called who KILL for their religion? :/ *Talking about ALL religions, Like Christian, Muslim etc.*
PurpleCherryNinja 1 day ago
Christian uses "Bible Logic":
*It Missed*
Intelligentos Uses Common Sense:
*Christian Fainted*
WhatUGawkinAt 1 day ago
Satan wants you to play Pokémon so you can learn witchcraft and serve him in the afterlife! You cast your spells onto your enemies and they teach you EVOLUTION! HOW COULD THEY!!! God, this guy's an idiot
level102magikarp 1 day ago
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level102magikarp 1 day ago
if the devil is in control of pokemon, he sucks @ designing some of the new ones....
ThePirateMD 4 days ago 3
I wonder how many of these people actually came back, just imagine this being the first time in the church. I would probably stay because it was absolutely hilarious, I remember how one lady at my former church told me she heard the employees of Hot Topic in the mall speaking in tongues hahahahaha
Joshlovett17 4 days ago
I remember casting spells on my enemies while trying to catch a Clefairy...good times man, good times.
nwright14 4 days ago
D&D and Pokemon will send you to hell? I'm screwed...
oodamaowns 6 days ago
...Dark Realm? What??? I wanna play that game, where I control spirits. Please give me that game.
Ryuzaki40 6 days ago
@Ryuzaki40 It's called "Lucifer's Call" or "Nocturne" if you're in the US.
B00zak 5 days ago
"Pokemon is a game that teaches children how to enter the world of witchcraft..." And not a single word was said about making two cute creatures fight each other until one of them passes out from pain. Seriously? In what world is this man making a real argument?
OLH064 6 days ago
reserve me a spot in this hell of urs then because i own every gb version
RejectJohn 1 week ago
this guy should be poisoned. and also should whoever allowed him to get to where he is.
UponAPlague 1 week ago
What a f*cking moron. XD
raininseptember 1 week ago
shit im gong to hell.............
itzMaNiAc 1 week ago
what does shooting have to do with pokemon???
knuto96 1 week ago
faggot, get a grip! sad fuck.
kevsbest1 1 week ago
So Satan made pokemon... wow... he must really love me..
XerohiroSampson 1 week ago
wow, i never played pokemon growing up. i played super smash brothers 64, does that get me in?
nickt464 1 week ago
...am I the only one getting scared to shittless seeing that much of people THIS stupid in the XXI century? ._.
UltimatePlayer000001 1 week ago
@UltimatePlayer000001 Imagine Galileo all the way back in the fucking XV century having to put up to this retarded shit too, but back then of course washing your body once a month was taboo.
Svenskiii 6 days ago
He is just pissed because Pokemon evolve.
Kumurai1 1 week ago
Antichrist Diglet
30secTOsasuke 1 week ago
2:20 the girls like, lolwut?
T0smusic 1 week ago
This is generally their view on magic.
If God or Jesus does magic, it's a miracle
If anyone else does magic, it's evil witchcraft.
Suspension of DISBELIEF (in this case, of the occult) be damned, they wouldn't accept that since their way of life is strongly based around a BELIEF of occult practices as their enemy.
ccricers 2 weeks ago
I GUESS IM GOING TO HELL THEN
Haxxer30000 2 weeks ago
I CALL UPON! THE DEMONIC AND SATANIC POWER OF... JIGGLYPUFF!!!
devilax96 2 weeks ago
I'm a Christian, and I love pokemon.
kawaiikootoni 2 weeks ago
Aw crap, I love Pokemon, Harry Potter and Gaga, my soul is screwed!
MetalGearRyan 2 weeks ago
if my parents never let me play pokemons i would have killed my self already how the fuck they dont know what pokemon is jesus their retarded............ infect im playing pkmon right now..........
superman11111000 2 weeks ago
Okay,children who were killed because of Pokemon...None!!
Children who were killed because of religion...Among others,
the children of Andrea Yates and the baby daughter of Deena Schlosser!!
kingbushwickthe33rd 2 weeks ago
It's a freakin'cartoon numbnuts!!!
kingbushwickthe33rd 2 weeks ago
JIGGLYPUFF IS THE DEVIL?! Lol. my childhood is a lie...
peacelovepotter09 2 weeks ago
The only thing this guy made me want to do was play Red again.
skysamfreeman 2 weeks ago
@ChilyAnt haha excellent XD
Kenppachi 2 weeks ago
2:56 WHA WHAA WHAAAY WHAHAHAY? Funny.
Sidenote,pokemon are evil. PEEKACHEEUW USE THUNDER SHOCK AGAINST CHURCH.
RyugaHidekiOrRyuzaki 2 weeks ago
This guy is f**king stupid and is making anything that make people put down the bible as satanic. Also the devil is not to blam for the crime wave and if you do think that your the only one who will be going to hell.
grant953 2 weeks ago
Ahahahhahahahahahahahaha
I've been playing pokemon for YEARS damn demons! They haven't let me get any supernatural powers! Damn wears my teleporting powers!
TelluluSnape 3 weeks ago
@TelluluSnape I meant where.
TelluluSnape 3 weeks ago
I'm gonna form a real-life Team Rocket, just so I can kick the crap out of this guy.
Prepared for trouble, preacher?
GarlicPudding 3 weeks ago
Watching this made me radically retarded
crackroksteady420 3 weeks ago
Oh good Lord, who let this guy talk?
Celeste707 3 weeks ago
I loved this. It was hilarious. XD Was giggling like mad.
Anyways, on a more serious note... fnjrbgnewk. Do these guys even know what fun is?! I feel so bad for them, and even more so for their kiddies, deprived of Pokemon, one of the greatest experiences in life. :(
Sorry, it's late and I am sleepy. :p So, not sure I'm making much sense.
nawilovethecuddles 3 weeks ago
lol "satan takes it seriously!" *shows picture of jigglypuff* yes, crazy man. very demonic. hownare six year olds going to pump each other full of lead? really?
abacongirl 3 weeks ago
like the bit where he preaches against violence, like the churches never supporter wars or anything like that. Never mind that, they made a mistake, but now they KNOW Pokemon is satan!!!!! I need another sleeping pill!
MrDoremouse 3 weeks ago
In Islam its allowed to view that
wildgun95 3 weeks ago
This is epic
ROUGEBLOCK 3 weeks ago
Another case of "seems legit"
Mandragara 3 weeks ago
"Going to Hell Because of Pokemon"?
It's a small price to pay.
TomFynn 3 weeks ago 22
is this guy high? how can he even say this? is he retarded? THIS IS WHY RELIGION IS BAD!
zenketski 3 weeks ago
i am the pokemon master bitch
GingerWithSharingan 3 weeks ago
do you think this guy would give me his dealers number?
ELdanthony 3 weeks ago
My IQ is dropping every second.
xArchangelSGE 3 weeks ago 2
[looks at preacher] Your stupidity amuses me ^^
Jokes aside, I love these kinds of vids. They always put a smile on my face and makes me realize I'm far from the dumbest person in the world. People with low self esteem should watch this instead of taking drugs, it'll make them laugh their asses off quite lot =D
Quadraxis 4 weeks ago
So... Jigglypuff is Satan now? Awesome! That should mean that "You caught a JIGGLYPUFF." is now basically equivalent to "You just conquered Satan." Badass stuff right there.
lordofdarkrai98 4 weeks ago
Indeed ,the occult and dark mind conditioning is upon this generation corrupting the minds of our children and the youth.It needs spiritual discernment where this generation heading to.Children need guidance and separate themselves from works of darkness.
littlesparrow34 1 month ago
ARE YOU FUCKING HIGH YOU JACK ASS
reaverlol 1 month ago
Everyone looks very concerned....
JohnCampbell8383 1 month ago
I don't really want to go to this.. 'heaven'.. it sounds pretty lame. I have nothing against crazy guys taking Pokemon realistically.. but living an eternity with these kind of people and their extremely strict god (I mean he basically seems to say that everything awesome is evil) would really suck.
derpbunny 1 month ago
100 likes and I will punch this guy, right in the face.
Kenppachi 1 month ago 87
@Kenppachi Why not 151?
ChilyAnt 2 weeks ago
FUCK THEM THERE THE ONES GOING TO HELL THEY THINK EVERYTHING IS THE DEVIL SO THEY SHOULD GO TO HELL
breannerocks09 1 month ago
OMFG... I can't believe all these people even took this man seriously.
L1GERMASTER 1 month ago
a wild bigot appears....
SHEEPOFSATAN 1 month ago
Why would a child carry a 44?
murrayisthebest 1 month ago
oh yea, i cant distinguish between reality and fantasy. that's why i believe this world is inhabited by pokemon, and the birds in my yard are pidgeys, tailows, and pidoves
21stCenturyFX 1 month ago
2:58 Channeling George W Bush much?
JacobFCO 1 month ago
FUCK THEM I GREW UP WITH POKEMON AND BARBIE SO IF THEY THINK THEY CAN SAY STUFF LIKE THIS I BET 20 DOLLARS THERE GOING TO HELL BECAUSE THEY THINK EVERYTHING HAS TO BE CLOSE TO THE DEVIL
mermaidsfan08188 1 month ago
This guy gives Christians a bad name
Legect 1 month ago
WAT DA FUCK !?
KanemiX3 1 month ago
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Guess I am going to hell cause I been playing dungeon and dragons and Pokemon all my life..
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XKnightStrikerX 1 month ago
Religion is getting lazier and lazier not trying hard at all to find new things to blame. On the other hand it's still as idiotic and hard to believe as it was on day 1.
hitheresailor 1 month ago
Shit man, I've been playing pokemon for years! where are my evil spirits and supernatural powers?
CheshireShade 1 month ago
yeah but comb overs are OK
mikkwik 1 month ago
"I wanna be the very best, like no one ever was, to catch them is my real test, to train them is my cause." aha. I used to fricking love Pokemon.
Basically I'm really going to hell;
I love Harry Potter,
used to really love Pokemon,
I am completely tolerant of homosexual people,
I believe in Evolution.
sophienorthcott 1 month ago
@sophienorthcott Oh my God! You are Satan!!!!!
jgonsalk 1 month ago
this is hilarious i love how there religion is one the biggest mass murderers in the world
Ghirdorah 1 month ago
1:33, Oh yes!!! Look at the demonic Sandshrew! It nearly scared me to death -_-
Cinedragon 1 month ago
uhh, is he supposed to be insane or something or is this a "professional" christian or what. I don't know butt I think hes the one going to hell for dissing the cleanest of franchises, Pokemon. And then ranting about completely non-related violence that has nothing to do with cute tiny animals that fight.
FrenchDavid50 1 month ago
I tebow before every pokemon match
randomart4you 1 month ago
I couldn't be more shocked by stupidity and ignorance.... WOW........
inputverifier 1 month ago
before going on public talking shit, that dumb shit should have studied about japonese culture. Kids on japan take herculies beetles and take care of them until they are big enought, then take the beetle to fight against other beetles. The creator of pokemon took the idea, and created the cartoon, thats it
theChikitolindo 1 month ago
he could never beat the elite four O_O
teddygrambeatz 1 month ago
Get a Freakin'Life Ahole!!!
kingbushwickthe33rd 1 month ago
1:22 The asian guy is like Where the fuck did he get this from?
BlackRaveBow 1 month ago
Those were the days, when getting a holographic Charizard meant you were gonna get shanked or shot on the streets.
Xeryoc 1 month ago
there is one line that discredits EVERYTHING that is said in this video.... 2:50... if he was a realy preacher then he would know everyone can be saved.... and he's bissed that i beat his charazard with a squirtle
Zorlak108 1 month ago
if you believe this, i have no fuckin need to continue life
vlonp 1 month ago
He mad. He must not have been able to catch an Abra.
YoussefKhalifa92 1 month ago
yeah i love the part from pokemon where i channel their power from my arm, and jiglypuff, ooooh jigglypuff, i knew she was a servant of the dark powers!
xXDanteskXx 1 month ago
one of gods great gifts was free will
Skootir5486 1 month ago
this guy is full of himself and its a kids job to have fun and be entertained and its a parents job to teach them right and wrong and to determine if they think its ok for a kid to enjoy it...for this guy to say these things is like he's telling parents how to raise they're kids and how to live there lives and thats just wrong and a church or religious group who tries to tell u how to live ur life is also wrong and really pisses me off
Skootir5486 1 month ago
Please don't believe that this is an accurate representation of all believers in Jesus...I loved Pokemon growing up and I can't wait to share it with my kids someday. Playing Pokemon has nothing to do with your eternity. In fact, PM has many uplifting values woven in its stories about trust, friendship, and endurance.
KeywholeEntertainmnt 1 month ago
I agree, "everything in life is real", NO DUH BRO!
LambHoot 1 month ago
Yes, because Togepi is definetly an evil demon bent on destroying mankind.
gitarguy06 1 month ago
I wanna hear them rant about WoW and warlocks lol
inconsp1cuous1515 1 month ago 2
"Russian roulette is just a game!" And Nazis are people, too. Straw man.
lonelycheese15 1 month ago
Fucking christianity -_-
george77772moons 1 month ago
how does he go from pokemn to shoting people? my brain hurts.....
SuperSHlT 1 month ago
wow...dude open your eyes are pull your head out of you glaze frosted ass, pokemon is not going to make you go to hell, hate speeches like this is what send people to hell
anglegirl22 1 month ago
Some people really can't distinguish between fantasy and reality... they still believe in the Bible.
Eponasoft 1 month ago
This don't make no sense
dracuel 1 month ago
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
16reaper6 1 month ago
i spotted a white snorlax in the crowd
ManyDemente 1 month ago
what the **** is this BS!
Flamaggedon 1 month ago
Jigglypuff is the most satanic thing you could find?
williamwzl 1 month ago
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Bobby Booshay, make my words! Pokemon is the DEVIL!!!
A1234567890J1 1 month ago
A Wild Christian Appears...
MegaWarsaw 1 month ago
It's disappointing seeing people nodding their heads
bjerjosh 1 month ago
the sad thing is he believes this
amanmangor 1 month ago
Haunter casts confusion on Preacher
Preacher hurts itself from its own confusion.
AlteredRealityPro 1 month ago 13
@AlteredRealityPro Lmfao XD
MegaWarsaw 1 month ago
My reaction --> 2:56
hotmustardseed 1 month ago
He mad cuz can't find Feebas.
HobbitJacob 1 month ago
madcuzbad at pokemon
OriginalFoxBox 1 month ago
Lulz, this is hilarious.
xArchangelSGE 1 month ago
He is right about 1 thing.
Russian Roulette IS just a game.
2000poopman 1 month ago
I'm going to sue Nintendo/GAmeFreak! I never learned any of that stuff :(
I call false promises scam!
timmiaq 1 month ago
I think he tied Yu-Gi-Oh in there at some point ._. ...
x54xHantamachine 1 month ago
Your right! What I do watch does affect me! I'm watching this and it is teaching me to not listen to crazy psychopaths who think that everything is evil and demonic. Hell, if I havdn't played pokemon for 10+ years already I would mst certainly want to play it now. Why? They hate rules! They put up a new rule in school by the end of the day it will be broken. Kids will want to try pokemon becuase of this so really just keep it to ourselves or if your that serious file a complaint to Nintendo.
BioshadowX 1 month ago
You think this is bad then you should find the video of the fat fuck who's had one to many Big Macs blabber about Pokemon being the devil. It's even more... Sad.
RedEinlanzer 2 months ago
Not sure if trolling or seriously .. religious
Joefish90 2 months ago
Fuck off, bible belt morons.
zeonmx 2 months ago
Fuck you man, I'm 22 been playing pokemon since I was ten. Step to my lvl 100 magikarp in talk that shit
EmptyRevolvers 2 months ago
one request, please don't associate Christianity with this man. Please.
SneakAttackSaxophone 2 months ago
i never thought people with the down syndrome could be so irritating
maartengalle 2 months ago
This is why i am Agnostic, Fuck all religion, this world would be 100x more peaceful if everyone fucked off with this jesus & Allah bullshit. Nothing can be known about how we got here, because it was such a long time ago, get over that fact, and don't believe in some cunt that took a pen and ink and wrote a fucking book. Live life happily, okay if you want to be religious, keep it to your fucking self, i have nothing against any religion, i have things against society that makes god seem so big
ajmatar 2 months ago 7
@ajmatar Actually, we can find out about things millions of years ago using carbon dating and fossils records.. i agree that the world would be better without religion..
LoluskPoo 1 month ago
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@LoluskPoo ?''world would be better without religion?'' What religion do u mean? If Christianity was stuck in a 15th century time warp you may be correct.But a few things have happened since then.Luther began a revolution in which many Protestants rebelled & died to champion individual rights,questioning of authority,separate church from state,art,literature etc.Protestant Christians fought & died to pass the ''TOLERATION ACT'' in the 17th century,so you are now free to criticize religion!
MegaFloyd100 1 month ago
Someone please knock this tit out
Aesthetic249 2 months ago
How do u go to hell because of Pokemon?
Triplerandombox 2 months ago
ppokemon has absolutely no killing ... but christians persucute and burn people at the stake
way to go you religious ding-dongs ... atheism once again realizes how far above you pathetic fucks are ...
kramwam 2 months ago
*wild christian appears* PIKACHU! USE YOUR 45!
franscartoons 2 months ago
he compared Pokemon to Russian roulette? my god, there is no hope for the world, that is like comparing bacon to cheese.
abarreloflols 2 months ago
my god, what do they think of Jedi's in Star Wars?
abarreloflols 2 months ago
"Children have been stabbed by other children over Pokemon cards"
Yeah, and countries have bombed other countries over your religion.
CarlosMFuentesJr 2 months ago 62
@CarlosMFuentesJr See what religion does to people?
Makes them a bit...strange in the head.
Pokemon is a CARRRDD GAME, man! "slaps that guy"
Emlis16 1 month ago
@Emlis16 Religion doesn't do this to people. Ignorance, stupidity, lust, ect, is what does this to people. The problem here is somebody is that someone might actually think this guy knows what he's talking about.
jessedean6473 1 month ago
@jessedean6473 That's true :P
Emlis16 1 month ago
@CarlosMFuentesJr wooooo, tell it preacher
nornsloki 1 month ago
cough cough cough dumbass cough cough cough.
XraiderGames 2 months ago
so does this mean every 4yr old i know is going to hell?
n00bswillruleall 2 months ago
Wait, so is Pokemon Russian Roulette? Wow. And Jigglypuff is SO demonic.
NarutoNineTails998 2 months ago
Oh my god...! I never knew about this! I'm going to not give a shit and buy more pokemon stuff :O!!!
Barneyisapedophile 2 months ago
He is just mad that he can't beat a lvl 5 pokemon
Laxwilim 2 months ago 55
Wait... are pet's evil too then? I mean, if you are your dog's "master" and you form a relationshiop with it and train it... I'm pretty sure my dog isn't a spirit from the dark realm :P
brogs34 2 months ago
lmfao oh wow..
Assassinking16 2 months ago
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2:36 If this statement were true, I'd have a Pikachu by now...
brogs34 2 months ago
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brogs34 2 months ago
relationships how fucking dare they
johnjoeba 2 months ago
gadam i played pokemon but didnt become a warlock with supernatural powers that stabed people and pumped them full of led
damn what did i do wrong? i got all the badges and shit
MrUlutraman 2 months ago
I'd love to witness a person like this' thought process. It is absolutely fascinating how single minded some people can be.
redeyemasta 2 months ago
I'm just saying. If someone's my friend, I generally don't think about pumping him with bullets from my 45
kruegerfreak1113 2 months ago
i fucking love this shit!!!!!
TheDabamer4 2 months ago
Maybe we should have a "Christian Pokemon", where, instead of Pokemon being caught evolving, they pop out of nowhere, as per God's creation, and to own any, you must pray to Him for one- the better the deeds you do and the more you worship Him, the better your Pokemon. What would they say about that?
JmariolinkJ 2 months ago 3
HHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH
Imagine a kid strolling down the street, then hurling a cat in his neighbors face.
That's more like pokemon than a 44.
or he unleashes his fierce canary at a stray dog>_<
zaceron 2 months ago
this has to be the funniest fuckin thing ever.
Bexpriss 2 months ago
It's ok, I'll just go to Hell and keep playing pokemon with my friends xD.
MakeaWish17 2 months ago
they clone death of amber was cut out of the final film alone with a couple other scenes. Like the film dubwe got of Pokemon the first movie was acutally only like 52 to like 80% of what was acutal shot for the orignal whole japanese verison. They also cut out some parts out the very beging of the Zorraw movie. Because some one leaked me the japanese movie several months before the american cut was released.
slagarcrue85 2 months ago
acutally people did die in several of the movies. There was acutally an extend opening scene were a little girl and 4 other pokemon clones died that mew II befriend he almost went crazy they had to give him a drug that put him to sleep and erased his memory. Also lucario and latios died. Celbi also died but they used time traveling celbi from other time periods to revive here in one of they very last scenes.
slagarcrue85 2 months ago
no one dies in the show that you see. It's said that brocks mother died in that one episode but is not acutally shown.
slagarcrue85 2 months ago
If we are going to hell because of Pokemon.
Where are we going if we play GTA?
OwnedByABigZombie 2 months ago
I wonder what his response would be to something like El Shaddai or Warhammer 40,000: Space Marine.
SyxxPunk 2 months ago
Organized religion doesn't like competition from other make believe shit.
lagnaf007 2 months ago
I KNEW IT!!! JIGGLYPUFF WANTS TO RUIN MY LIFE!! Anyway, I didn't care that much for pokemon cards, that's over obsession, not being satanic dumbass...And pokemon makes you want to pump someone full of bullets???
okonasama 2 months ago
i wonder if he even know what a pokemon is.
AdaamZ100 2 months ago
He looks familiar... didn't he run this country for 8 years?
ChippNDipp 2 months ago
HEY PASTOR!!! TITS OR GTFO!!!!!
GDI109 2 months ago
If I were there, I would just sit in the front row, playing Pokemon on full volume, just to troll him! XD
LopunnyGloom 2 months ago
This is the greatest thing to wake up to. I haven't laughed that hard in ages. Great way to start the morning :D
Also. That blonde lady just sitting there and nodding. I think I laughed the most at her.
No. Wait. Jigglypuff was the biggest lol. Then the blonde.
Stupid people are funny ^^
ImaximX 2 months ago
Does anybody think this guy is sort of like Ghetsis from Black and White?
negat1zer0 2 months ago