"Siemens has been sued by Michael Jackson in 2007 for a mixed up EVAC system screwing up the voices. In this fire, the alarm said to NOT use the exit and USE the elevator. We will sue this guy for $20000000000! (not MJ, we would never sue him but sue Siemens)"
a massive fire alarm recall is being announced after the deaths of two thousand idiots died in a hotel fire and were too dumb to use their one common sense if they had any at all and just wished they had more or some at all. Ignoring the transexual fire alarms that were miss programed into telling them not to leave and for them without actually saying it: Why don't you kiss your asses good bye and see you in hell!"
"OMG, we're all gonna die!" "How, exactly?" "the fire alarm said there's a fire, but it said not to get out!!" "OMG we ARE going to die!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!!!" "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!!!"
Haha! I hope no one took this message too literally, but it's not real - I had cjgoot mess w/ the origional message and make this one. I just thought I'd do it for humor. It seemed to work...
May I have your attention please, A fire drill has just begon. Please do not listen to alarms like these, They're idiots trying to kill you! WTH is wrong with these people?
that is why to never trust siemens voice evacuation systems!
exoticcar5482 11 months ago
BREAKING ALERT:
"Siemens has been sued by Michael Jackson in 2007 for a mixed up EVAC system screwing up the voices. In this fire, the alarm said to NOT use the exit and USE the elevator. We will sue this guy for $20000000000! (not MJ, we would never sue him but sue Siemens)"
SIGNING OFF........
utubeguy35 1 year ago
imaging heing that at a building, i might be like okay,wait thats not right, lol
TERRELL465 2 years ago
BREAKING NEWS:
Zachray263 reporting
a massive fire alarm recall is being announced after the deaths of two thousand idiots died in a hotel fire and were too dumb to use their one common sense if they had any at all and just wished they had more or some at all. Ignoring the transexual fire alarms that were miss programed into telling them not to leave and for them without actually saying it: Why don't you kiss your asses good bye and see you in hell!"
Zachary263 signing off
zachray263 2 years ago
ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
wishcaw 2 years ago
lol, i just realized the Aquafresh box to the right.
pivotous 3 years ago
i have hard those alarms be for we was in a hotel in Nashville and all we hard at first was dont use the elevator
CTylerA34 3 years ago
"Please use the elevators, do not use the nearest exit?" Isn't that dangerous lol
weathermaniac1 3 years ago 2
"OMG, we're all gonna die!" "How, exactly?" "the fire alarm said there's a fire, but it said not to get out!!" "OMG we ARE going to die!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!!!" "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!!!"
pivotous 3 years ago 2
where do u get all of the evac message sound
watchman458 4 years ago
From clips a: online, or b: that people send to me.
weatherdan882002 4 years ago
OMFG! HOMICIDAL FIRE ALARM!!!!
pivotous 4 years ago 2
If the system is programmed like that in public, people would die!
bakepatient 4 years ago
Haha! I hope no one took this message too literally, but it's not real - I had cjgoot mess w/ the origional message and make this one. I just thought I'd do it for humor. It seemed to work...
weatherdan882002 4 years ago
May I have your attention please, A fire drill has just begon. Please do not listen to alarms like these, They're idiots trying to kill you! WTH is wrong with these people?
BJ4HAGA 4 years ago
Did I hear that right, "Use the nearest elevator, do not use the.Nearest.Staircase"????????????!!!!!!!!
cartoonyboy 4 years ago
Well that certainly does not make any sense!
bakepatient 4 years ago
Gotta love the message.
jayhawk29 4 years ago
lol makes no sense?
FireLiteAlarms 4 years ago
WTF? It said "Please use the elevators do not use the nearest exit"
NewAgeServer 4 years ago
true.i wouldnt listen to this fire alarm on my life.its like saying,"put your head between your knees and kiss your ass goodbye."
swa97 4 years ago 2