homoshadder, I dun took a fence to that ar' comment. Mimes is pretty dang big, least on a count'a Thelma sez at. I spec yoursuns aint, but we aint sed at. Usn's r fellers too. Respec.
Here's a thought. If a candidate was a rapist and admitted it during the campaign, then that actually might be a GOOD political strategy. After all, it would differentiate him from other candidates as the HONEST one!
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RenatoandEric 3 years ago
That makes me proud to be Dixie.LOL!!!
fate5demand 3 years ago
lmfao
Psionicman2000 3 years ago
"It couldn't hurt him" omg LOL
spydyrman420 4 years ago
I'd be a rapist
drpoopypantz 4 years ago
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This is incredibly stupid.
Who gives a shit if a candidate planned on getting into acting?
Excuse me if I prefer a candidate who's more concerned about the environment than trivial shit like this.
And I didn't think this was funny.
Hell, even Andrew Dice Clay is funnier than this shit.
Frankosisco 4 years ago
Frankosisco, that's because you suck. Why did you come to Red State Update if you didn't want a Red State Update?
It's funny because it makes fun of everyone who takes themselves too seriously.
JACKIE 08!
spydyrman420 4 years ago 3
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straight up hillbiellies.
MeAgainstThe3rdWorld 4 years ago
beautiful...
bigdog6737 4 years ago
YOU GUYS ROCK!!!!!!!
zorgy6541 4 years ago 2
American politics have reached such a state of surrealism that rednecks make more sense than anyone else. I think I'm going to cry.
mcnug 4 years ago
you said it. politics is surreal nowadays.
Alexsy82 4 years ago
Please tell me that's a parody of rednecks, and not actual people playing themselves...
If I was Edwards, I could be a rapist (in the sense of financially raping his opponents and the healthcare system) lawyer.
mstcrow5429 4 years ago
redneck comedy is the lowest form of comedy... I'm talking below mimes here.
hypnoshado 4 years ago
homoshadder, I dun took a fence to that ar' comment. Mimes is pretty dang big, least on a count'a Thelma sez at. I spec yoursuns aint, but we aint sed at. Usn's r fellers too. Respec.
BMayhew60 4 years ago
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If you've ever had your nipple bitten off by a beaver...yoooooooooou might be a redneck.
Seekster 4 years ago
"A sixer of wine coolers!!!" AHAHAHAHH
doobadoo1 4 years ago
I keep trying to get my wife to rape me, but she says you can't rape the willing. Go figure.
vshagios 4 years ago
Obama as Ice-T´s cousin in Law & Order, brilliant.
dathi73 4 years ago
At least an actor might know how to act like a President - Ronald Reagan did.
glenndudboy 4 years ago
get him to quit smoke'n
greatgonzo75 4 years ago
What happened to the beer cans?
spikebythesea 4 years ago
good stuff
nevin500r 4 years ago
Here's a thought. If a candidate was a rapist and admitted it during the campaign, then that actually might be a GOOD political strategy. After all, it would differentiate him from other candidates as the HONEST one!
LotSix66 4 years ago
Thats why hokers do not charge lawyers for their services, professional courtesy.
captcrack 4 years ago