Alright im Ending this Flame War The next person i c say something about someones spelling (considering i spelled protection wrong) will be removed completely from this video now STOP PLEASE AND TY
that's true, but emo people have to realize how much thay're hurting the people around them, as well as themselves. ... it hurts when you have to see someone you care about hurting themselves FOR NO REASON.
He looks like Gary Sinise at 2:16.
I like it.
DigitB 5 months ago
12 people work in satans asshole
imslimshades 5 months ago
you know your drunk when you think dane cook is funny.
rocknrollporn 7 months ago
OH MY GOD! I loved that picture of the girl with the Rpck and Roll panties! If only we could see the rest of her! LOL!
RosemarieGothic 7 months ago
"You having some drinks . . . or are you bootin' black tar heroin?" hahahaha
commentman789 10 months ago
Ha ha hatschooschbag.... Dane Cook, I hope that smug ass acts better than he thinks up jokes/ tries to be a comedian!
rocksparadox 11 months ago
Alright im Ending this Flame War The next person i c say something about someones spelling (considering i spelled protection wrong) will be removed completely from this video now STOP PLEASE AND TY
djidude 1 year ago
LOLLLLLLL
L2design 1 year ago
like the pic at 2:09
vgirl120592 1 year ago
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@MrMrAmerican: Spelt is a type of wheat grain GOOGLE IT!!!!!!!
Theknowledgethetruth 1 year ago
@MrMrAmerican Spelt is a type of wheat grain GOOGLE IT!!!!MrMrAmerican
Theknowledgethetruth 1 year ago
Spelt, not to be confused with Split, or spilt, It's called SLANG
MrMrAmerican 1 year ago
just for laughs..
sclerotictepknb 1 year ago
this is shit audio
LionLikey 1 year ago
I spelt spelt like this.
Yes it's a word you bunch of illiterate spacks, go rto fucking school.
Alcocky27 1 year ago
sadly where i live the sleeping bag thing is actually true wat idiots xD
Cloudmon123 1 year ago
why the fuck is the little kid passed out with a miller high life?
constipatedkangaroo 1 year ago
you spelt protection wrong....
fuckgow 1 year ago
spelled...
BAMASBOY11 1 year ago
spelt is past tense dumbass
fuckgow 1 year ago
@fuckgow negative... spelled is past tense. "Spelt" is a type of wheat.
BAMASBOY11 1 year ago
@fuckgow Spelled not spelt. Im pretty sure spelt is a form of wheat
SuperQuickscoper 1 year ago
@fuckgow Yea i know its suppose to be that way....for laughs
djidude 1 year ago
@djidude haha bullshit it is
aswertiobn 1 year ago
@fuckgow You spelled, spelled wrong u stupid fuck.
kaine969 1 year ago
@fuckgow why are you giving grammar lessons? I don't think spelt is a word.
kaine969 1 year ago
@kaine969 Um...I don't wanna get in the argument but it is a word....
DeadlyNightshade1395 1 year ago
@kaine969 Spelt is a word.
Alcocky27 1 year ago
@fuckgow u spelled spelled wrong
haseso88 1 year ago
@fuckgow you "spelt" spelled wrong... psht
btodalew9890 1 year ago
@fuckgow you spelled, spelled wrong..
keyscul 1 year ago
@keyscul Actually spelt is the past tense of the word spell so in fact he didn't spell it wrong.
valdy12 1 year ago
@fuckgow yeah well it's not spelt it's spelled!!
javalava06 1 year ago
@fuckgow you spelled spelled wrong...
freonzedd 6 months ago
i love dane cook hes funny as hell!!!! :) lmmmaaaaaooooo
xobiauncaxo 1 year ago
Dane takes a lot of heat from other comedians but his execution is great.
itsgaythatyourgay 2 years ago 6
well it's funny, but the one picture "punch u in the face emo kid" not so funny -.- emo's have feelings too
EmoKitty1237 2 years ago
they are all feelings actually
gomilev 2 years ago
@gomilev feelings for other men... faggit
northernsupernova1 2 years ago
@EmoKitty1237 emo fag.. go cry fucker
northernsupernova1 2 years ago
that's true, but emo people have to realize how much thay're hurting the people around them, as well as themselves. ... it hurts when you have to see someone you care about hurting themselves FOR NO REASON.
ALovelessReconcile 1 year ago 2
not his best work
redfuzzydragon 2 years ago
lmfao
zachrules71 2 years ago 3
satans asshole
zachrush666 2 years ago 2
Shit! It's 75 past man!
ROFLMAO
WeaslyIsOurKing 2 years ago 2
lololollol
moe1243 2 years ago
Best Comedian Ever!
AnimeLuvr001 2 years ago
I SO agree
MilliVanilli2007 2 years ago
get over it big guy
PenTappingOrchestra 2 years ago
"Dude its 15 past 14 already" LOL
TwilightFanDeany 2 years ago 3
lmfao
Qwerty102964 2 years ago
lmao
catsgame01 2 years ago
when Dane Cook has no beard he looks a lot like Ryan Reynolds
PenguinofDestruction 2 years ago 4
Doesn't He?
He looks EXACLTY like him.
He looks so much like him that i had the two of them confused.
I was like, holy shit wtf is Dane Cook doing in Amittyville Horror?
Lol.
XJTrecoX 2 years ago 4
WOOT!!! 100,000 Views Thanks PPL LOVE YOU ALL DANE IS THE BOMB!!
djidude 2 years ago 14
I"M YOU"RE SON FROM THE FUTURE!!!! omg. ♥♥
whore722 2 years ago
wht teh hell rock and roll leather panties o_O
bigboomowns 2 years ago
the taxi fare thing is so fucking funny
yhmcrbwoii 2 years ago 6
You're*
TheBEATlesrevedmusic 2 years ago
'pertection'...? I think you mean 'protection' lol
JennyRee0220 2 years ago 2
I love the DMV joke.. I was just there today, and this could not be more accurate. XD
babyhazeleyes 2 years ago 7
That Dane Cook is a silly bitch.
25PattyCake25 2 years ago 83
LOL i luv him
june56h 2 years ago 22
LOL they would hate you FOREVER if you ran in to the bedroom a screamed "IM YOU SON!!!!!"
Nativegirl19995 2 years ago 5
It's so disturbing... but yet... strangley, gut busting at the same time.
Keeby12 2 years ago 7
i like his dmv jokes
72ve17 2 years ago 10
bad audio. i'm sorry but it's true.
Samiisayshi01 2 years ago 33
got off of a sight sorry guys
djidude 2 years ago
I used to date a guy who looked just like Dane Cook.
enendra 2 years ago
LUCKY! lol
DisturblyDisturbed0 2 years ago 3
last part was definetly jokes! lol
spfan68 2 years ago
I LOVE HIM.
love love love.
kitten9875 2 years ago 21
ilovvvvveeeehhhiiimmmmmmm <3
izze456 2 years ago 9
pertection? ill be sure to use it next time? haha
bodyofabuddha 2 years ago 4
this would be better as a vid cuz it's not like a song you can put to pictures..
brokenlikeanangel011 2 years ago
yeah it's cool but i just wish it was a video instead but i just love his ass !!
ladychocolate88 2 years ago 4
lol ya gotta love dane
Laxgrl4evr 3 years ago 45