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  • This is the way it should be. An armed society is a polite society.

  • i like this pilot,,,,,

    i'l be safe on you

  • how fast are they flying

  • i think those pilots where the terrorists

  • ...and we thank you for flying with NRA airlines and we hope you have a wonderful day!

  • Only in america

  • sounds like a tipical southwest airlines pilot

  • would you liberal cry babies rather have armed terrorists on your flight, or armed pilots and staff?

    it's your choice, if you don't like either, then go kill yourself

  • Mos Def anyone?

  • i would LOVE to have this announcement on my next flight,set the record straight right from the get go,

    personal not:

    if they really wanna make all flights saver......let us take our guns with us,i like to see the terrorist face "armed" a boxcutter staring down the business ends of 200+ guns aboard

  • @Hoschi0913 you dont see a problem with letting a large group of people take guns on a plane?

  • @southpol3

    nope none at all,well there might be one problem,the airlines would need to redesign the seats for left- or right hand carry,the real problem would have the person(s) that try to take over the airplane......certain death

  • @Hoschi0913 *sigh* its a shame that america is going to continue to be filled with stupid people, thanks for proving that point.

  • @southpol3

    i agree it is a shame,the question is who is the stupid one ?,the one that rely's on others for his "protection" or the one that takes up that responsibillity

  • @Hoschi0913 i love how you are trying so hard to sound intelligent but if your point was right i think they would allow people to have guns on a plane but of course they dont so your point is ridiculously stupid and its funny that you dont realize that. also you depend on protection and so does everyone else because you dont walk around your city with a gun giving out tickets and stopping robberies which again is illegal for a pedestrian to do, stop you are stupid thats why we have police.

  • @southpol3

    wow you really know it all,i got to admit it,dang it awesome,ever heard about citizen arrest? or that you as a citizen can give a cop a ticket too? and btw fyi i do "run" around with a sidearm in my city,its called exercising of my right to bear arms,garanteed by the second Amendment in the bill of right to our Constitution,oh and one more thing,we have cops to enforce laws on the book and to protect our rights as well..........

  • @southpol3

    so to call someone stupid with no backround information seems not to wise to me,but what do i know right,someone once said something like "if you give up your liberty and freedom for security,you will have none of it",i guess you dont want any of it,so once again who is the stupid one ? have a nice day

  • @Hoschi0913 If you can give me a link to the laws of your City or State which contain a relevant article stating that civilians are allowed to write traffic tickets for sworn Law Enforcement Officers at the Municipal, State or Federal level, or even other civilians, I will personally wire $100 into your PayPal account. Also, it can't be one of these City sanctioned volunteer programs, needs to state any Joe Shmoe can write a legally binding citation on another individual.

  • @StellarRecreations

    The Arizona Republic,May. 2, 2008

    Civilians who work for the Gilbert Police Department can now issue citations, once an action reserved for sworn officers, as well as investigate traffic accidents.

    Civilian Patrol Assistants are not police officers but are paid workers of the department and go through training,they are unarmed and often respond to incidents such as traffic accidents.

    Other agencies have similar programs for civilians.

    btw keep your $100

  • @Hoschi0913 I specifically stated that it can't be a city sanctioned volunteer program, I asked for a link, and I asked for an article from the Arizona State Statutes, so of course I'm keeping my damn money. Just wanted to see if you were going to admit on your own what an idiot you are.

  • @StellarRecreations

    dont need to admit anything,i got you to tell me all that iam ;)

  • THUMBS UP IF U WOULD JUMP OUT OF THE PLANE

  • @starwarsfan1---- which movie?

  • 133 people would want terrorists to hijack another plane. Seriously they need to do this. Get rid of the screenings and just use this message every time.

  • @flightsimulatorace A hundred and thirty-four people are smart enough to know that if there's a gun on a plane, a terrorist just had his day made a whole lot easier. He and his crew don't have to even smuggle boxcutters on board. Six terrorists, one asshole with a gun -- who wins? My money's on the six terrorists every day.

  • @realinterrobang you obviously don't know what a custom race gun can do then.... you can pop six people in less than a second if you want..... not a machine gun just a pistol with an easy trigger :P

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  • @flightsimulatorace Or they just didn't find this funny

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    why would these 'terrorists' be scared? they seek death(martyrdom)

    pilot: i'll shoot you

    'terrorist': :)

  • HAHAHAHAHHAAH LOVE IT HAHAAHHAHAA

  • XD XD XD XD XD XD

  • A hole that small wouldn't de compress the plane. And I am a pilot. AND I LOVE THIS!!

  • @flyrofgliders Typical 16 year old pilot. Be careful, terrorists may interfere with your RC transmissions!

  • @snaip No, I fly gliders. You can solo them at age 14 and get your license at age 16. Go look up the regs on faa.gov yourself, instead of assuming I was lying. Plus, it should be obvious, my user name is flyr-of-GLIDERS. NOW WHO IS LAUGHING??

  • @snaip And while you're at it, do the research on bullets/ plane decompression- it would be much more worthwhile than trying to get thumbs up over a stupid comment.

  • @flyrofgliders Did I ever say you're wrong? Be careful, terrorists may interfere with your thermals!

  • @snaip All right.... will do lol.

  • @flyrofgliders Or whatever, just be careful. :-D

  • And when we fire these guns we will de-compress the aircraft and crash into the ground . oh so thats what you terroists wanted. DOH!!

  • Hell yeah.

  • Damn Right !!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • YEAH THAT DOES SCARE ME ;)

  • Haha!

  • you put a smile on my face baby

  • I am a terrorist and I disliked this video.

  • @FoofyTheGreat FUCK YOU THEN

  • @FoofyTheGreat GO STRAIGHT TO JAIL DO NOT COLLECT $200

  • if it can pierce body armor and bone, wont it just pierce the plane lol

  • Fake Recording

  • @TheZaido14 No shit, Sherlock...

  • 125 now

    

  • all of that equals chuck norris rubberband

  • Co-pilots name was Rodger?? Rodger, Rodger....

  • What would happen if a plane had a magnetic field that repels air terrorism attacks (and bad weather)?

  • Won't they lose air pressure and all die if a pistol is fired and hits the hull? If the terrorist has a bomb does he care if you have a gun?

  • @ShingenDok the terrorist on a plane wont have a bomb cuz it wont get through security check most terrorist on planes want to take over the plane so they can crash it duhhh

  • @yoitskarina well there have been plenty with bombs that got through security only to get stopped later. The so called shoe bomber is just one example. Duhhh.

  • @ShingenDok Not at all. Don't you keep up with Myth-Busters?

  • @oldfart387 Not all what? the People die? I do not watch TV. I know the programme.

  • @ShingenDok Ok, sorry. It's an American show where they try to recreate events to see if they're real. You've probably seen movies where a bullet goes through the side of a plane and some of the passengers are 'sucked' out of the hole. The show pressurized a a jet and tried it. All it did was slowly leak the air. So, if it happens, the pilot would have plenty of time to drop to a lower altitude so there isn't a problem. Looks better on TV to have the passengers sucked out. lol

  • @ShingenDok One other thing. Sometimes the show misses their mark, but they're usually accurate. Being right 100%? Nah.

  • @ShingenDok As far as the bomb goes, THAT could be a problem.

  • Nice !!!

  • hahaha lol... 119 terrorist is confsed if they will continue to highjack..xD

  • Are the pilots are army?

  • lmao

    

  • i meant colt .357

  • good ol kimber 1911- a smith and wesson .357, and a ruger .22- SHWEEET

  • and if you get past that John the navigator is setting up a claymore somewhere in the cockpit and you have to figure out were thank you.

  • this needs to be legal. but people who do carry guns need to have soft point bullets other wise you will kill everyone on the aircraft. if it goes through your target and hits a wall, the cabin will de-pressurize and suck all the oxygen out and tear a huge hole in the wall and everyone will be sucked out and killed.

  • @joshkkv

    thats why i use hollow points they "explode" inside the body and dont go through ;)

  • @Hoschi0913 good point. didnt think about hollow points. but an un-experienced shooter may make the mistake of having full metal jacket rounds.

  • @joshkkv

    if you use your gun for selfdefence,you use Hollow Points,FMJ's are for target practice, thats just my opinion

  • @Hoschi0913 well thats what i use as well, my home defense/ self defense weapon is a 1911 with hollow points.

  • @joshkkv

    yep mine too

  • @Hoschi0913 cant beat good ol 1911 ;)

  • @Hoschi0913 you are silly. stop spreading disinformation to sound "cool".

  • @kenfo0

    as you may notice ,i said it is my opinion,might be disinformed ,still my opinion,besides there is nothing "cool" about handling a weapon and ammunition,perhaps you are the one that is silly ;)

  • @Hoschi0913 no. while i can be hilariously funny, i am quite a serious man. When people talk with glee about "exploding bullets" and the like, they are doing nothing but attempting to sound "tough" or "cool" at the expense of further alienating a population which is irrationally terrified of the right to bear arms. the right to bear arms (that does not only mean firearms) has been not only infringed, but SEVERELY curtailed, to the detriment of the citizenry, whether they understand it or not.

  • @kenfo0

    you are right,they do not explode,instead they break up and spread the energy over a larger area after penetrating the target,which in some cases makes a bigger exithole,depending on the thickness and distance of the target,anyhow for me i dont think there is anything "cool" of "tough" on any sort of firearm,like i said before,i have my favorites in/for certain situation and yes i know that the right to bear arms does not mean gun/rifles only,it can be a knife,a key,a stone....anything

  • @Hoschi0913 Hollow points are NOT the same as frangible bullets, which are what you are describing. The goal of a hollow point is to mushroom to maximum diameter, but stay together, to maximize wound channel creation and neither over, nor under penetrate. Hollow points often run straight out. Frangibles are meant to break apart upon impact in order to ensure, as best as possible, all particles will stay in the "victim", keeping other casualties to the lowest minimum.

  • @kenfo0

    ty for the info,guess i need to change my bullets again,best of all i learned something ,thank you

  • @Hoschi I don't mean to come off as a jerkoff. The second amendment, to me, is the backbone of the country. We do NOT have the tools to defend Liberty. WTF is going to stare down the USMC with a 10 shot 9mm? I hope it never comes to that, ever. But the point of the 2nd was that the citizenry is to be armed to the teeth. In colonial times, citizens owned cannon. Why didn't they shoot at their neighbors? Because 50 men would come kill you. Detente. It's supposed to be like that w/the govt.

  • @kenfo0

    dont worry about it,not taken as such,the 2nd to me means,i can defend myself where ever iam,without any fear that someone wants to restrict that,while the defending part includes the gov't,there are "couple good lines" in the constitution....but wen a long train of abuses and usurpations,pursuing invariably the same object evinces a design to reduce them under absolute Despotism,it is their right,it is their duty,to throw off such Gov't,and provide new guard for their future security..

  • @kenfo0 HPs are fine when walking around. If to be used mainly in your home for home defense, you really need to think about your situation. Opening up with HPs or fmjs with others in close quarters (other side of a standard wall) is a recipe for disaster. For home defense, a short-barreled .410 shotgun is a good choice. Anyone who says it's too small is 1/2 a twat. Only a jackass who needs to die stares down that bore and doesn't exit the premises, and the round will not over-penetrate.

  • @kenfo0

    thanks for the tip,thats what i want,get the guy out of my place,not kill my neighbor in the process

  • TERRORIST 1 TO TERRORIST 2: UHMM DID YOU JUST HEAR WHAT HE SAID!?

    TERRORIST 2: THEY'RE JUST SAYING THAT SHIT TO SCARE YOU!

    TERRORIST 1: I DON'T KNOW MAN, I GOT BAD FEELING ABOUT THIS.

    TERRORIST 2: LISTEN, THERE'S NO WAY THEY'RE PACKING ALL OF THAT HEAT!, IF YOU DON'T BELIEVE ME GO AND KNOCK ON THAT DOOR AND SEE WHAT HAPPENS (LMAO) TO BE CON'T

  • i was ROTFLAMO

  • At least using baseball bats nobody's gonna put a hole in the fuselage...

  • @Ag3nt0fCha0s i'm pretty sure that firing a gun inside a plane wont make it explode or blow up, and its damn safer than letting a terrorist take over the plane

  • @obamasucksdick99

    Depends on what you hit. I don't see any reason why a body armour piercing weapon won't hole the fuselage causing depressurisation.

    But yeah, I'd rather all go bang together in midair than be flown into even more innocent civilians, so I agree with you there.

  • That's funny, I don't care who you are, that is just plain funny!!!!!!!! And I love what the guy says about the baseball bats! Bring em on!!! hahahaha!!!!

  • Terrorists will go like: "ALLAH-EHEM-I LOVE YOU" -booom! XD

  • Screw the guns, I've got snakes mutha fukka !! :D

  • hahaahaahaaahahaahhahhahahhhaa­hh

  • lol

    

  • xD Wow.

  • @fuckthekkk Well said!

  • the terroists wold say''holy shit'' XDDDD

  • I still like Archie Bunker's idea... just hand out guns when everyone gets on the plane and collect them as everyone gets off.

  • I was on the flight when that was said. The person who sat next to me was aproaching the cock-pit with his hand in his jacket. Then the pilot said that, and the guy just about broke his legs running back to his seat... :)

  • I have a 10" python, and a handgun too!

  • 117 terrorists disliked this video.

  • Lol I am laughing so freaking hard!!

  • I lie it he should get a bonus for that one lol

  • 116 are terrorists

  • THAT, was AWSOME!!!

    

  • This will be the new flight attendants speach "Ladies and Gentlemen welcome to [insert airport] When we reach the terminal if you are entering the terminal please note that if you choose to bring any fruit, vegetables or perishables into the country as well as any bomb making equiptment please go to the left where the military will stamp your passport and be happy to help with your funeral. Have a nice day in [city]

  • 114 terroist dont like this

  • WAHAHAHA HIHI..!! i wanna do all my flight with this aircrew :))

  • Next time i fly, im flying with them!

  • if only

  • 114 terrorists saw this video

  • @maknreaper 120 now

  • @maknreaper  121***

  • uhh if i was on that plane i would freack out

  • teehee

  • the PILOT (captain) just told where to LOOK for WEAPONS... lol :D

  • lol funny

  • Personally I'd be either scared shitless or laughing my ass off

  • jee what da fuck does the Air Marshal carry an AK47 lol

  • how could anyone dislike that,,that was gold haha the only fact is not to like is that we have to do this sort of thing because we let religion take over the idiots of the world,,ban religion then shit like this wont be needed

  • terroists????

  • i like it i feel safe and im not on tha plane lol

  • i wish my pilot said dat D:

  • give everyone on planes a baseball bat. NOBODY is going to try to take over a plane when you have 250 pissed off Americans with louisville sluggers in their hands...

  • @DynastyLang hahahahahaha +1

  • @DynastyLang Make mine a 33', thick handle, thank you.

  • @DynastyLang hahahahahahahaha k there bud , 250 pissed of fagmericans eh?

  • @Millard97 hmm...well you dont make sense. you have come in last on the internet. what, are u from canada? saying "eh?" are u a cuntnadian? see i can make st00pid names too...

  • @DynastyLang haha yeah bud I actually am Canadian , In fact Im a Canadian Soldier so why dont you disrespect me more? , and Canadian would fuck up ANY american ANY day , eh?

  • @Millard97 well i respect that fact that ur a canadian soldier. ull say a canadian can fuck up an american and ill say the opposite. idk why you had to say "fagmericans" youre just ignorant. im ending this conversation, if you reply you are a sad obsessed person with no life. Have a nice day up there slappin ur nut sack with beaver tails. eh? :)

  • @DynastyLang and your airplane wont have holes in it from people who think its a good idea to use such high caliber rounds on an aircraft.

  • @DynastyLang lol, really, The story goes they took over the plane with a box cutter. That's pretty sad.

  • @DynastyLang Can you imagine a granny swinging around a baseball bat? xD

  • @DynastyLang i think a terrosist would, the chances are he would have a IED on him so at any sign of threat to the chances of him takin over the plane he would treaten to detonate the device, and i don't think i would piss off the guy with a bomb strapped to him! your idea is just 'plane' stupid ( and yes before you complain i did spell plain wrong as this video is about planes )haha

  • @huskie89 lol yeah i got the plane joke :P but hed have to get that ied thru security and even tho its not exactly ft. knox security its nearly impossible to get one thru. besides if someone was going to blow up the plane i was on if anyone tried to stop them from crashing the plane into something itd at least wanna get a swing at his head in before he detonates. gonna die either way, why not go down swinging (literally) ;)

  • @huskie89 that is true like, secrurity these days is tighter than a badgers aresehole xD but ya knoiw these terrorists are just finding more and more ways to sneak things past like, and well i see your point, why not? haha xD but i'm sure there would be a way to stop the terrorist from detonating the bomb through means of restraint? that way there would be no crash/explosion

  • @DynastyLang well that means the terrorist the plane also has a bat..

  • @sok213 yeah but if 1 guy with a bat is facing 180 other people with a bat its game over. that guy its getting clobbered faster than a pinata at a mexican birthday party 

  • @DynastyLang but if a terrorist is on a plane then most likely he is has a bomb and is already willing to blow himself up.

  • @sok213 why is it most likely that he has a bomb? why not a knife or something? im pretty sure they've move away from carrying bombs on thats so 90's

  • @DynastyLang thats true.

  • @DynastyLang , I like your thinking!, we'll do the same here with Boomerangs

  • @1BustedMyth idk if there is enough room in a plane to throw a boomerang. but you guys are the professionals when it comes to those so ill trust you! :P

  • @DynastyLang ;))

  • LOL

  • 109 people are terroist

  • lol sit back and enjoy when theres guns on board???

  • @meikme 400 miles per hour

  • and the flight attendents are equipted with knuckle crushers and skull crushers and some of them have AK47's we hope you have a awesome flight

  • If that happend I would be either seriously freaked out or laughing my butt off. I can't decide

  • And our cheif flight attendant is packing a....... 7.62 mm M60 Machinegun that can pierce through all body armor.

  • thats so funny. i bet that will be the safest flight ever!

  • LOL

  • AHahahah!!! :D

  • Ha ha :D

  • and and i have a gatling gun mini gun :P

  • hahaha thts a completely american airline!!!!!!!!!!

  • 105 people are scared terrorists

  • @aaronzack14 just like u

  • @saf768 fuck no, i aint scared, an i not no camel jockey. fuck off

  • @aaronzack14 lol joke

  • LAME !!!!!!

  • Fuck touching up every fucking tourist's private parts and throwing out everybody's fucking sunscreen, all you need is to give every fucking pilot and airhostess a gun like that!

  • FYI, Mythbusters proved that a bullet hole in a plane wouldn't do anything. The movies make it look way worse than it would be in reality.

  • Now, an unarmed terrorist knows he just needs to get that gun off the flight attendant and he’s good to go!

  • In Sweden they now have a 0.5kg block of TNT in the cock-pit of every airplane, even the small single seaters, in case of an hijack attempt they detonate it.

  • Honestly, how it should be in reality. 

  • and put hole through the plane causing mass decompression...

  • i like bread

  • @AshtrayAlbert I like pie

  • @AshtrayAlbert I LIKE PIE!!!

  • 104 people are scared terrorists

  • lol the terrorist just brings the news paper bak in his face.

  • Haha thats funny but armor piercing rounds in an airplane is a bad idea... hense the advent of frangible bullets.

  • ...And my 13 year old son Billy is holding a RPG.