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  • great job dude!

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  • does anyone know where Ted Wong's school is located

  • brilliant

  • wow bruce and chuck with English accents

  • chuck norris can't play chess, his opponents die before the first pawn move

  • rofl! Fking excellent

  • from 0.16 to to 0.30 watch his face lol, he thinks his bad

  • sounds like angus young mix w keith richards

  • hahahahaha!!!!

  • chuck is a fag bruce is the best underneath chucks beared is another hand but underneath bruce's shirt is 2 nunchuks bruce is more deadly

  • fucking GOLD!

  • Bruce would find this funny, its honestly funny lol

  • lololol

  • LOL this is funny... But I still think Bruce Lee is the BEST!!!

  • LOOOL

  • LOL HAHHAHAHAHA OK THIS IS JUST FUNNY

  • Everytime chuck norris has a wank, 3 women get pregnant... on the other side of the world

  • He either died from the medicine he took for the headache or from some sort of drug(I guess similar to weed), either way he had a reaction to one of those things and it caused his brain to swell.

    It's kind of pointless to argue over it though, he's gone and passed and there's no one to blame, it just happened...I do like to think about what one person said about him though, that he will never grow old. He will always be remembered at the prime of his life.

  • maybe he was murderes by someone. isnt it strange that his son died by a bullet, which should not be a real bullet, because it was a movie-making

  • Bruce suffered from migraines and seizures. He even took a medication ("Dilantin" or something like that) against epilepsia.

    Read that as far back as 1975 in a biography written (authored) by his wife Linda Lee called : Bruce Lee, The man Only I knew.

    A frank, informative book without all the sensationalistic baloney found in some other biographies.

    Facts also confirmed by later sources (and Bruce Lee historian John Little).

    RaikenXion was correct.

  • There's also a possibility that his brain was already partially damaged when he was younger and had the accident. Someone hit him with a motorcycle, according to The Legend of Bruce Lee TV series (might not be true).

  • The Legend Of Bruce Lee is just a mini-series. Mini-series are not that accuret to the real story. Bruce never got hit by a motorcycle. He did however got into alot of street fights when he was younger. That's why his father wanted him to learn martial arts because he got into a street fight. Bruce got into another street fight. He kicked those people ass so his parents think it would be safer for Bruce to move to America with his older sister because they had organized crime background.

  • Alright, thanks for the clarification. Apart from that did he really fight off gangsters/criminals to protect the shop owners in Hong Kong?

  • Not really. He did get into alot of street fights in Hong Kong and just before he came to America he got into a street fight with some people who had a criminal background so his parents thought it would be safer for him to meet up with his older sister in America.

  • Im not going to keep arguing with you, He did get Migraines even up to a week before his death. These are some of my sources: Jon.E.Lewis "They died too young" Jon.R.Little Linda Lee 96 "The Warrior Within: The Philosophies of Bruce lee" Bruce Thomas "Fighting Spirit A Bio" A compound found in "Equagesic" led to swelling of the brain.

  • I will say, I find the video quite funny, I just think the bit where Migraines is mentioned is a bit in bad taste thats all. Im not saying people cant joke about Bruce Lee, but surely you can do it without any reminders or nods to his death. And you can curse all you want if you dont like what I have to say, and give this some "thumbs down," to justify your satisfaction, Im just making a point no different to everyone else.

  • funny vid lighten up people, it's just a video and people are free to post it where I come from it's called freedom of speech. And what's up with people cursing people out for their views? You may not like the comment but you guys don't have to call other people names that's what kids do in third grade and Jr High school.

  • che insulto alla memoria di bruce lee

  • Fantastic stuff!

  • I dont mind having a joke at famous people, but I dont think its healthy joking at stars who are dead, especially if its done in bad taste. To mention "Migraines," in this joke is a bit stupid, Bruce supposedly had Migraines, and took pills to help with this, which supposedly caused his death.

  • You are officially the worlds biggest cunt. You must lie awake all night with a knot in your stomach. Fuck me!

  • And I wud Insult you too for that, but I dont believe in cusing people when I cant see their face, I feel thats very "IMMATURE," but go ahead If it makes you feel better.

  • Bruce didn't get migraines, he got mysterous seizures and they didn't know for sure what actually killed him.

  • Actually to be more accurate Bruce Lee suffered from a Hypersensitive reaction to the drug, "Equagesic," a strong asprin tablet, which actor Betty ting pei gave to him, when he began to get Headaches and Migraines. After resting on a bed at her home, he fell into a deep sleep of which he never woke. There were many rumors of his death at first. Many sources of info can be misleading.

  • Bruce didn't get migraines, he got seizures. There's a difference between migraines and seizures. I know what migraines are because I get them almost everyday and they have no proof that it was actually the medication Eduagesic that killed him. They have alot of rumours on how he died. They also think he died of a diseace called a brain edema which could've been caused by the medication Equagesic or other painkillers. Alot of books, movies and websites says he died of a Brain Edema.

  • Thats funny cus they found traces of "Equagesic," in his body, a panel of medical experts concluded this, its even in the final coroners report, which Linda Lee herself declared satisfied with. Everyone has their own Ideas theories, even alot of Information about his death has been confused. I dont claim to be an expert on Bruce Lee, I am a fan and admire him alot. These facts I got from books.

  • They did find Eduagesic in his body, but they not sure that's how he died. The autopsy was inconclusive which means they couldn't find the real cause of death. I'm not saying that it wasn't the cause of death, but they didn't have enough proof that it was so they couldn't put it on the autopsy and Bruce got seizures not migraines. Migraines do not make you pass out. Bruce always passed out so they call it a seizure. I should know, I get really bad migraines very often and I never pass out.

  • I said he got migraines week before, he did get headaches and took the asprin because of this, he rested and fell into a deep sleep from which he never recovered from. If you read the books I mentioned and looked it up you would find this, I've never heard seizures mentioned. I said I didnt want to argue, we both have our points of view on the issue. And its obvious we both are not going to back down from either. Trust I've heard bout all there is to hear abaout Lees death.

  • Bruce Lee might've died by a Brain Edema which was probably caused by the medication Eduagesic, but he got seizures. In all the documentery movies I got of Bruce Lee most of them says he died of a Brain Edema and that he got mysterious seizures just before he died. He had to go to Los Angeles just to go to the hospital because he keeps getting seizures and passing out. some movies also say that they never found the cause of death.

  • Thanks for the info, but I've heard something similar but not quite what you explained.

  • this program is the crazy talk

  • Mrplay-yourself-limpdick, given your intelligence level, your claim of this being the work of genius isn't much to brag about. I suggest you lay off smoking out of your own ass and work on something you actually are good at.

  • It is genius, funnier than anything else on youtube and any joke you have EVER told in your miserable little life.

    Is Chuck "gayboy" Norris and Bruce "mental" Lee so revered and godlike to you that you can't even take a joke about them?

  • yes

  • Wow, you really are angry. Is it such a problem to you that someone has made fun of two men who are famous for nothing more than fighting?

    Get a life.

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  • What a fucking idiot. You got too much time on your hand asshole. Go back to whacking yourself. You might find it more productive for a lowlife like yourself.

  • This is a work of genius. More of this please. All those critics can suck my black cock.

  • sorry, could only watch 6 seconds of the clip- please find something more constructive to do in your own time-

    because you seem to have a lot of it on your hands...

  • im high

  • fucking low VIDEO!!!!

  • i cant believe i actually just watched this whole thing... not funny AT ALL. whoever made this is gonna get their ass kicked by bruce in the after life.. not cool

  • or maybe they would get wanked off by Bruce Lee in the "afterlife" lol

    you silly fat wanker

  • Dude fuck off man

    the guy just fucking died

  • about 20 years ago!!

  • wow do you know ur math...

    he died in 1973 and your saying thats 20 years ago wow. he died 30 years ago dipshit

  • you just proved my point even more, thanks

  • lmao

    quality

  • im really imature with jokes so basically i'll find the stupidest things funny but maaaan, this was not funny

  • Wack mate. This deserves no more.

  • The voices are of Dudley Moore and Peter Cook, but most of the dumb bastards on Youtube wouldn't know that.

  • no respect to bruce lee, WHOEVER MADE THIS VIDEO WILL BE DICKBROKEN OR TITS FALL OFF IN THE NEXT SECOND!!

  • i cant believe u got no fuking respect for bruce... and no bruce wouldnt laugh at this... if i had to find this cunt who made this move i would personally snap his fuking neck and then have my wednesday afternoon wank and cum down his throat... go fuk your self mate.

  • please calm down, I know it is a bunch of shit, but don't kill the individual.

    Bruce Lee IS the best! Show some respect whoever made this!!

  • British Bastards ! your dis-respect Sucks !

  • I think Bruce would i've found this funny if he were here.

  • Why try take the piss out of bruce you need a slap dude!

  • Man , this is great..."spilt my medicine" nice one...is it also a tribute to Smith and Jones, the head to head dicsucsions they have. By the way I love Bruce Lee DO NOT REMOVE THIS VID learn humour instead... flow like water!!!

  • This video should get removed.

  • cool movie...it looks real:))

  • Americans think that 'irony' means someone who works in a laundry

  • oh ya us americans just fukn love the word irony isnt it where you do ur laundry and then like use the irony brand stuff?? dumb fuck get real

  • fuck you laundry is awesome

  • thats what it means stupid lol lern some vocabulary

  • @vincent4500 funny how a Brit thought of that.....clever

  • some of you people need to get a sense of humour

  • this makes no common sense ...NEXT

  • wow, this is pretty low...

  • 2xRDA you SUCK fucking ass

  • piece of crap

  • lol, this is awesome!

  • this is stupid

  • pmsl

  • pafetic

  • Being dead REALLY gives Peter the horn.

  • i hope some1 does the same over ur pile of shit wen u die

  • You are a sick, sick person. To combine classic English humor with Chuck and Bruce. Genius!

  • ...and I'd drawn in a huge uh...*end video*

  • hahaha

  • you made them complete loosers! ahahahahah high 5...i like

  • great !!! 5 stars

  • peter who ?

  • one of the guys whos talking...

    i find it hilarious that all these bruce lee fans are going mental because they've never heard of derek and clive, and just think that this is a way to hate on their idol.

    its just a video, to a very funny, totally unrelated piece of audio

  • wtf are u sayin bout peter would beat bruce lee. bruce lee would end his life, dont underestimate the power of bruce lee

  • looks like some have NO sense of humour.

  • lol derek and clive

  • For fcuk sake!

    Doesn't anyone have a sense of humour any more!

    This is funny as fcuk!

    And I bet Bruce and Chuck would laugh their asses off and shake the creators hand!

    It's comedy and it's intended to be humorous so take ur heads out of ur holes and start enjoyin life!

    Bruce and Chuck are legends! But I bet they could still laugh!

    Nice vid!

  • mate reli

    wat wtf u up 2?

    tht guy taught so

    much to people

    aorund the world

    nd all u do is tke da pi**?

    shows u ave nothing better

    to do in ya time

    fu**ing low life

  • M8, y u tlkin in code wrdz? Y cant u rite prply lik a norml perzn? U fkin cnt.

  • sphinctersayswhat?

  • u suck u stupid twat dont ever disrespect him when hes dead he'd kick your ass in less then 30 seconds.

  • I do not like this video! You suck!

  • lol...

  • This is a complete waste of time! An insult to both Lee and Norris! A disgrace to You Tube viewers.

  • discriminating to bruce lee but not to norris

  • stupid

  • lmao the guy who posted this sounds like hes had first hand training on being a rectum stretcher what a fag

  • HEHEHEHEHEHE :D !!!

  • Peter cook and dudley moore ....I remember listening to those guys many years ago. Whats the worst job you ever had...

  • I'd like Bruce Lee and Clement Attlee to hold hands round my house so I could mat there hair with spunk.

    Clem the Gem..."Biggest fucking sex symbol this country ever fucking produced.

    Terrific stuff!

  • Bruce Lee was born in San Francisco, not Hong Kong.

  • no he was born in a ship bound to usa but reistered as he was born in san francisco using chinese connection to register in chinatown, doenst mstter , he was a chinese and actor & comedian

  • LMAO! He was born in San Fran mateyy, what you talking about.

  • that was very good that. who are these useless tw*ts below who dont understand that a sense of humour is required when viewing comedy.

  • Americans probably.

  • I cant believe someone would post this about Bruce Lee next time you make a movie like this post pictures of yourselves instead you gutless fags

  • i agree totally with you!!!

  • hahaah.. whats guts have to do with trashing Lee and Noris!? They are both excelent examples of walking hard-ons!?

  • A work of art. Must have taken ages to synch. Derek and Clive Live! Who was Bruce Lee?

  • Bruce lee is Dudley More and Chuck is Peter Cook :)

  • I find it hard to believe that someone actually has the time to do this crap.

  • oooh mr big man wow watch out, yuo know hes serious when he talks about peoples mothers, talk to me personally have some bollocks you little germ

  • mohammed the peadophile what a fucking great name

  • how lame...

  • what were you expecting a vid of chuck norris andd bruce lee wanking? fuck off you stupid cunt have some appreciation for derek and clive or dont watch the fucking videos, cunt

  • since when is Bruce Lee British...

  • The art of wanking without wanking.

  • u guys r sad

  • You would think with the comments posted Bruce Lee was Jesus Christ! Get a life. He was only an actor wasn't he?

  • ur an ass!! how dare u do such thing as this fking video to disgrace the god of martial art. go fk urself and rest in pieces.

  • capital L for u man

    LOOSER

  • it's loser - looser is what your sister is.

  • Funny vid and well done, man. Loved the facial expressions. So many retards on youtube - 'how dare you insult Bruce Lee and Chuck Norris?'. Fuck right off, morons.

  • Black Belt Jones is waaayyy better that Bruce Lee. When he starred with Bruce in Enter the Dragon his moves made Bruce look like a White Belt.

  • actually no i really dont kno who derek and clive are. and who the fuck cares who they are? look im not american and im not fat. in fact im pacific islander and chinese. i am also a JKD student using buce's art. why do you people think bruce lee was a fake? your probably one of those stupid motherfuckers who watched his MOVIES. bruce was the greatest person to ever pass the limits of the human body, he showed that through his art. now go wank off to silly german nazis.

  • You idiot .. bruce lee told all his students to stop teaching just before he died. JKD isnt bruce lees its danny insanto's, he made it up after bruce died.

  • I'd love Bruce Lee to cum round my house, grease out a toilet roll and cum all over my train set's junction, especially when my wife Dolly came home with her hair matted with spunk. Terrific Vibes!

  • Wow whoever made this video is a fucking retard. How dare you mock Bruce Lee like this? Bruce Lee could KILL you with ONE punch if he wanted, he was also a very intelligent and wise man.

  • thank you. now someone agrees with me.

  • Not anymore.  Chill out, go have a wank or something.

  • Classic! Good job on the video!

  • ok, what a good way to show some respect to a martial arts master. whoever made this video should get a life and if bruce was still alive hed fucking kill you with his bare hands. and fuck whoever likes this video!

  • WTF! Can u have so ******* fun that u make an video of buce lee and chuck norris have a wank ??get a life they dont deserve it ! U video suck anyway.

  • get a life!! whoever made this fucking video!!

  • the fukkin weak british people will never have great fighters like the chinese's BRUCE LEE or the american's CHUCK NORRIS. Making fun of the martial arts legends just proves to everyone that the british is weak and afraid...

  • Yet again the average American teenager has managed to come up with one of the most incorrect uneducated self contradictory comment possible. XDXD . You idiot ,Bruce Lee was British.

  • are you kidding or something? he was born in san francisco.

  • fuk you for making this movie

  • gay but funny

  • you had to put british voices on there cuz they're the only wankers on this planet who could do this...

  • lol

  • oh this is wkd! i love derek and clive! u ppl who havent heard of em should definately watch some !!

  • bollocks

  • to the motherfucker who made this, this shit is creepy good job though

  • FUCKING MORONS!!! but how did u synchorinized the faces like that?:P please tell me? (A)

  • bruce lee does not sound like robert caine. hes not a british!

  • Yes he is moron

  • good stuff, but disrespectful to the legend Bruce

  • disrespectful to bruce? what about chuk noris

  • Ace, must have taken ages but what a fine example of the benefits of hard work!

  • terribly funny and ive noticed nobody knows how to spell on u tube ya

  • whatttttt fuckkkkkk he can never be good than bruce lee ....he is the damn best... I love my bruce

  • Your're a TWAT ShirinGull

  • ....? waste of time

  • who did this video he obviously doesn`t understand what did he do, or he has small inteligence.

  • omg, some people are really bored with life and do shit stuffs.

  • what the hell? xD

  • The Sanctity of Derek and Clive has been desecrated in the medium of animation comedy

  • no no evening wank so fucking funny i love it absoulutely

  • ok i must say this is funny as fuck, but did i read that correctly? Bruce Lee a fake? heh nothing really to say to such an idiotic remark.

  • this is some of the most understatedly funny shit anyone ever dreamed up --- to argue over it could appear just a little retarded, no?

  • lol.. first off this is two guy chatting about jerkin off not jerkin each other off whats to be insulted about? Only people who have a problem with their own sexuality would feel insecure about such a subject.

    And by the way Bruce is a fake ... maybe you wanna do a bit of research yourself.