Turbo Encabulator - Rockwell

[DeSoccerRefMan]

I agree entirely

[Planetaryy]

"As you may remember from your highscool days..."

proof modern education system blows

[EASTANAHAMBE]

OMG...monastically spaced routing brushes...i almost fell on the floor laughing..

[captplanet007]

Of course "N" = the Diethical Evolute of Retro Grade Tempeture Phase Disposition..of course we all knew that -__-

[nhavas]

@captplanet007 well I certainly did.

[explorer47422]

And Aperture labs was born

[LOGIC42369]

so thats how a transmission works... no wonder it costs 3k to replace

[QwAdr0x256]

who can tell in one simple english sentence what the fuck this machine is? i guess a turbine? a refridgerator, a time machine? - o well... he sounds like my physics professor... i have no clue what he is babling about

[mizsparrow]

@QwAdr0x256 That's because he's using complete nonsense terms, along with a tone of voice and meter of speaking that implies he's slowing it down for his listeners, and a well-grounded sense of self-confidence that causes you not to doubt him!

[BruceBergman]

Who IS this actor? And is he still working? With Leslie Nielsen gone, he can get work.

[szebike]

Last video before he changed to black mesa ^^

[primalrr]

3 persons actually understood what he said

[DomDomDomDomsSpace]

Alright this is soooooooo much science my mind hurts. or it would if any of this sounded real XD

[deepforge]

I'm currently in suit over patent infringement - particularly over the use of my Dingle Arm without licensing.

[ValentinoE88]

To inthefrey, they are right behind the Norton valve and below the blinker fluid

[weiner66]

The man speaking here died in a mental institution of a broken dingle arm.

[marcibb]

LOLROF I want one

[Iewkas]

Die Schrift fuer electrotechnische statische Blitze... A very good read ... But that nothing has been found to equal the transendental hopper data scope up until that point really dates this film...

[steamrolledboy]

this video is unreal. hahaha

[skoockum]

Oh please -- pilfrometer? How 2010 is that?

[thesparitan]

he said dona blitzer LMAO

[brigfiche]

someone give this guy a fracking cookie, he just spat out eanough complicated engineering "blah" to convert my lay ears into blood conduits for my bleeding brain. Perhaps If shown a schematic of a modern human he could improve on "gods" creation.

[KakuKachoO]

I have just been swimming in the sea of knowledge, and managed to come out dry..............

[Nesseight]

He lost me at "59 billion dollars"

[inthefrey]

But where is the muffler belt and radiator fuse?

[OwenHiggins]

this is god

[Enfeeblement]

This is the best version!

[NINJAROOable]

sounds like the logic that goes in to creating government agencies.

[250r624]

supernative weinel sproket!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOL

[mallanpete]

The technical drawing on the speaker’s right has several errors. The Franklin heliostat kelter tabs have their polarity reversed; all of the back-linked thermocouplings are shown in millimeters, not Troy grains; none of the outer magnetic arcing rings are touching the servo surfaces; and the six-phase windings should be encased in argon cooling tubes, not Xenon cooling tubes.

[greg12m3]

my head just exploded



[QuakePhil]

This is how it sounds when people talk about God to me

[shadowbeliefisme]

OH yeahhh Sure I totally understand now Wow I'm so Glad you put it in English!

[drfreezepop]

I mixed 1,2,1 vinyl diethomethylfuckamine and 5-penta-ribo-octec-en-isometha­ne

in a quasi-bucket

and melons came out of and it smell like shit and a dingle arm shot out of this mixture and smashed the TOILET!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[vop3766]

p=2.5c*6.7/n?

c, n coefficients?

lol

epic*epic*epic fail.

[pfitech]

The "Zeitshrift fur Donnerblitzen!" An industry standard reference!

[reno93535]

"5 percent remonitive tetra-iodahexamine". Thank God for that.

[MadUek1]

love it, and he didn't laugh once! I would like to see the "making of"

[injuhneer]

Peruvian Academy of Scatalogical Sciences...

[ultramanj]

Did he say Kryponatic Bowling Shim?

[ICUBN]

he said "lay ear"!

[explorer5146]

transendental hopper-datascope! how did he know!!!????

[zlipzonk]

-so sounds impressive, but what is it?

[kxmode]

@zlipzonk it best not to know.

[Wintu03]

I think that I saw this product once advertised by the late Billy Mayes.

[Vathified]

"we refeared to Dr. David Bluemanshtien's book, Zit Shrift ver Electrotechnica Stanisher Danablitzer, that was bluemanshtiens's 7th volume I believe."

Best line ever.... rofl

[NetRolller3D]

@Vathified: it actually sounds like "Blumenstein".

[XRISSX77]

Soo dated. Nubbing by regurgatative pearl well sprockets is a thing of the past. Everyone knows the nubbing effects have been countered by the higher coupling varience of more modern wenning sprocket brushes and Hidelberg coupling duhh.--Theo--

[NetRolller3D]

@XRISSX77: AFAIK that is exactly how the new cryptoencabulator works.

[kxmode]

@XRISSX77 he said drawn reciprocation dinglearm. get it? get it! :P

[nman98XJ]

uhhhh....

[PoopSammitch]

I'll take two plz

[jugganinja0]

A drawn reciprocating dingle arm.. now it all makes sense.

[jugganinja0]

I get it now it all makes sense.

[morgan4xl]

This is what any real talk about engines must sound like to a woman.

[Spoxjox]

I really hate nubbing together a regurgitive pearl well and a supernative wanal sprocket. Thank heavens for anhydrous nangling pins tankering cryptonatric boling shims!

[flylowguy]

"..........anhydrous nangling pins enabled a cryptonactic bowling shim to be tankered........."

We are SO lucky to have geniuses like this designing our transmissions.

[halinaangelsofmary]

lol Loved it !

[Whatsupjacques]

I turned the closed-captioning on and all I got was, "blah, blah, blah, wtf, blah, blah, blahblah..."

[cxoxix]

As all in the business have understood, any diametrically opposed transduced power coupling variance would not necessitate the use of the aforementioned Dingle Arm or the Weenal Sprocket. Implementing the unilateral phase detractors by means of inverse reactive current , brings forth the solidarity spacing of the monastically spaced grouting bushings. For example, we learn that the (S) value phenol hydro benzomine, which is in a state of uniform rectilinear

[cxoxix]

motion with respect to p^n=(2.5c(6.7/n))^n is executing an accelerated and in general curvilinear motion with respect to the accelerated reference-body /n. By means of purely theoretical operations (i.e. simply by calculation) we are then able to find how this appears to re-enact the therories of the DBTA (Deep Bore Twin Analometer.) I hope this clears up any issues.

[SaltyDawg154]

The real question is does it produce the needed 1.21 Jiggawatts needed to power the Delorean time machine?

I wonder how they solved getting the wiggle pin into the wobble shaft?

[Kaibil69]

for the first time in english...i understand the language...but whatever the fuck he was saying was completely "WTF"

[soco13466]

He forgot the text, Der Technica Den Der Frackenkraft Und Der Schproketen Relaten Den Der Skat-Spritzen. Many lost references there.

[leaphty13]

donnablitzer.... So right

[scotthorlbeck]

I think the formula is slightly off...

p = 2.5c(6.7/n)

should have been

p^n = (2.5c(6.7/n))^n

These two formulas appear to be equivalent, but remember that n is the diethical evolute of retrograde temperature phase disposition, which we all know is extremely unpredictable, thus, the equation does not balance out as one might expect.

[buickregal82]

wat the hell is dingle arm and weenel sproket sheesh big words here

[soco13466]

@buickregal82 Why, they're the technical terms for the Kunuten Valve, and Muffler Bearings

[ThWind81]

What does it mean if I totally understood everything that man just said?

[nightmathzombieethan]

@ThWind81

Seek Help.....

[leaphty13]

u b warpt

[LlamaOfDeath]

"Peruvian academy of scatological sciences" hahahahahaha

[sleepcity]

Just fucking brilliant. These videos make me laugh out loud every time. So funny!

[Drewbyy]

no it defnitely isn't, it's a joke

[PelicanGreed]

"Nubbing together a regurgitive pearl well and a supernative Weinal sprocket..." HAHAHAHA.... That's...like robot sex, I think.

[really12345]

1:13 shalmondalaise anular grid co-efficient

[andrewdraper3]

whats a turbo encabular

[AlmightScoop]

Dude. This thing is amazing. Easily the greatest technological innovation since the wheel. It synchronises cardinal gram meters AND supply inverse reactive current at the same time. WOW! It revolutionised everything, until it was replaced by the Heisenberg compensator: watch?v=HVPlqPPPRS4

[AEigner]

Ah, I'm glad he mentioned the Peruvian Academy of Scatological Sciences, my old alma mater...

GO P.A.S.S. Steamers!

Much has been made of our contribution to encabulator science, but none so much as the hygenian vector rollbar and it's effect on trans-metric current re-triggering. I'm glad they wound up improving on our macro-seismic planar vents though. Our original measurements were pure crap!

[deathdestroyer52]

lol!! What does this thing do?!

[dethtongue]

What doesn't it do?

[mattthebrat89]

The Turbo Encabulator is basically the Chuck Norris of the automotive world!

[kenfo0]

I hope Chuck Norris doesn't find out you said that....he'll be pissed. Also, know what the formula for the deadly poison cyanide is? CN. Just like CN for Chuck Norris. Coincidence? Pffft.

[rawrEvan]

It monitors and operates nofer trunnions, of course.

[PelicanGreed]

Hahaha I love it...

[intheshitter]

No girgle spring?

[Shlogger]

my blanal-sprocket broke...dinglearm malfunctions have been averted

[timothylegg]

Cool, I have always wondered how my Mr. Coffee works!

[PLCguy16]

Good news is that with the onset of the new 470mF retro-encabulator all inverse reactive phase current has now been limited to less than 300mA. Its still really fun to see where this technology started though.

[roccotool]

Mykill, make sure none of those Nangling pins are bent. The Trunions may overheat if they are.

[FurryFighter20X66]

Man... This brings back memories. Rockwell was so popular back them with their products. Now with newer "Metaluna" Intensifier disks, the features Turbo Encabulator can be accomplished right on the Interocitor. No needing to carry around those bulky Encabulators anymore. Sigh... Miss those days.

[mykill66six]

WOW! I was able to achieve the tankering of a Cryptonaptic Bowling Shim by combining a water filled graduated cylinder with Salvia Divinorum, and a Meta-Polar Refractive Pilfrometer, and applying a subtle, but effective modulation of the Super-Naval Waning Sprocket via the Anhydrous Nangling pins.....hence the Trunions, which can be viewed on the Transcendental Hopper Data Scope.

[rpm2004]

No,no...you're suppose to smoke it.

[soco13466]

I have discovered the perfect solution to the difficulties in obtaining the expensive, proprietary chemicals used in this device. Merely substitute cat piss, filtered, of course. They don't want you to know this. Their thugs have been trying to ruin my exalted reputation. As for the dinglearm costs, you can go to the hardware store, and make a substitute out of a toilet filler valve kit. I built my turbo-encabulator out of old radio parts, a blender, a dildo, and a Commodore 64. Works fine!

[gregmgm06]

Well done!

Whoever the narrator is did an awesome job.

I'd be happy with a regular Encabulator!

[ninjamasterx7]

wish i could get one to fit in my truck

[pmfoley000]

i like how in the 1:38 mark he throws in a couple of reindeer names

[greyhound919]

Nubbing a supernative weenal sprocket..... I can tell you from experience, thats harder than it sounds.

[bobostonepony]

i miss the days of the bowling shimm

[Adhmuz]

I guess my high school teacher left out the turbo encabulator, probably realise he would never have got past the Metapholar refractive reformater description.

[wayne6767topaz]

ya I remember that back in high school but that ding decapulator should be replaced with a demagnifier warpped crismondiod decapulater for better fluid flow of energised atomic magnitor transfer.

[leftwingextremist]

you would think that, but the magnetic pulse flux capacitor would defuse the armonite derusion plates. That could cause the entire thing to delomberate.

[Lordoffail]

Yeah but if you reroute the plasma stream through a heptolanthanum crystal you'll avoid the defusing motion, plus you can reverse the motion of the dingle arm without replacing the grouting brushes.

[leftwingextremist]

Good point, but i'd prefer to use an brianic analiser to stop amornite defusion. But i cant help but wonder if the dingle arm would be better updated with a weenal droder. I mean the University of Toro Extremento in Argentina is working on alot of new upragedes to the turbo encabulator.

[Pissbag99]

LOOOL 58 billion dollars, our customers are worth it!! love all these vids very very clever and funny. "Forty One monestically spaced grouting brushes were arranged to fade into the rotor slipstream" "a metapolar refractive pilfometer" tee hee hee. Simply brilliant.

[dahwave]

I knew that. Ahahahahahahahahahaha. N= what now?

[ffhk1]

we watched this shit in school today, it was made by dana corp making fun of eaton because they spent 2 million dollars trying to develop a new automatic transmission and the project didnt go anywhere

[KillPeeple]

I didn't know Bob Barker did these videos.

[maroth86]

HAHAHAHA hilarious shit right there

[clementwarrior]

Agreed, it is complex, but worth the xnomigstical analysis. Just see the video three more times and you will agree. Not easy to grok initially ...

[nmxguyison]

Run that by me again ??

[MrCooganO]

Ladies and Gentlemen, I give you the TURBO- ENCABULATOR! The most amazing, wonderful, fantastic device EVER conceived by man!!! It slices! It dices! It makes Julienne fries!

[sammytekbru]

P=WHAT?

[cyraxcl]

hahaha

[JgHaverty]

This shit... is ridiculous...

[fuzzypeach777]

wut...?

[telewackster]

As the Ambassador Of France would say ; Le Viva !!

[CeruleanFilms]

I've tried nubbing those two things together. He's right, it's friggin' hard!

[rawley69]

Hahah, scatalogical sciences!

[titanks3]

The Master of Bovine Excrementology

[EaglesNester]

umm, nubbing togther, yes please!

[bigtoine45]

Wainal Sprocket!!!

[hexachordal]

A supernative one, no less!

[zzzmac]

Retired used car salesmen shouldn't be part time actors!

[bethanycat]

Ooh, tisk tisk tisk! Nubbing together a regirjitative pearlwell *AND* the super-native winglesprocket could result in sparsanatious advergasms. It hasn't been proven to avoid reiyobushkin sino-vibrations from the back end if the caribouna hobinder ever becomes brittle. Sounds a little dangerous to me...But i agree with everything else. Proceed

[ArekExcelsior2]

I would love to be at the Scatological science journal's meeting.

[chefshaker]

It may only be a rumor, but I heard that all anhydrous nangling pins are in for a recall.  Beware.

[vanhoand]

phorescent score-motion... i've run into that problem several times.

[hystat]

prefabulated panendermic semi-boloid slots in the manestically spaced barescent spurving stator! magic!

[xtronics]

These only work because of the development of the write only memory and negative gate delay integrated circuits.

[newton153]

sounds like certain individuals have been framming the permis of the derilator. further infractions will result in the contority and derundment of every sarmensant involved.

OFFICE OF THE DRENSING COLUMATE.

[vipertruck05]

nofer trunions !!!!