Bob Review Pt. 5: I won't ruin the plot any more for you (if you must watch this waste of digital storage, you'll find out that there's not much else to it), but let me just say that it will ultimately leave you in the shitter.
This Bob Review is brought to you by our sponsor Urine Spray: "As Freshly Aged as Yellowy".
Bob Review Pt. 4: Parker's character, sporting an annoyingly obvious stereotype of gay voice (I actually initially heard "I hope he's o'gay." first, when Whale was referenced), fails to impress on a wider scale, with pseudo-super powers like forcing inanimate dinosaur figurines out of his bowels (noisily at that) totally inferior to White Bitch's somewhat inspired wand-wieldings.
Bob Review Pt. 3: In SCRG now, we see Graham Parker accompanied by the White Bitch of Cheese, Mayo and whatnot (Withers), where one of the few funny moments shows her talking about having eaten too much pie when young, which puts a clever emphasis on Parker's slightly pronounced pot belly instead.
Bob Review Pt. 2: The story is weak at best to begin with, involving the erratic search for recurring non-character of disgusting plastic-head finger puppet named Gary Whale, who made its dull debut in Parker's short clip "Flowers Commercial - Gets You Sex Everytime". Starring Graham Parker in the main alongside an admittedly charming Stacey Withers who audiences will remember from the preview short to "Axed", still said to be in procrastinated production by Parker's very own Madcow Productions.
Right from the go, director Graham Parker's latest flick "Something Completely Randomly Gay" turns out as terribly awful as he sets it out to be, he himself labeling it the "movie of the moment", where "you'll reach for the stop and close buttons". I know I did - often - during the screening of those 7:36 minutes of carelessly scripted, sheer ludicrous off-sense.
Somehow, I think I came across you somewhere before... don't know where, though. Spooky!
SEGAPortal 2 years ago
LOSERS!
Stacerychan 4 years ago
heeh heeh !!!
z4rkenny 4 years ago
Bob Review Pt. 5: I won't ruin the plot any more for you (if you must watch this waste of digital storage, you'll find out that there's not much else to it), but let me just say that it will ultimately leave you in the shitter.
This Bob Review is brought to you by our sponsor Urine Spray: "As Freshly Aged as Yellowy".
chevkoch 4 years ago
Bob Review Pt. 4: Parker's character, sporting an annoyingly obvious stereotype of gay voice (I actually initially heard "I hope he's o'gay." first, when Whale was referenced), fails to impress on a wider scale, with pseudo-super powers like forcing inanimate dinosaur figurines out of his bowels (noisily at that) totally inferior to White Bitch's somewhat inspired wand-wieldings.
chevkoch 4 years ago
Bob Review Pt. 3: In SCRG now, we see Graham Parker accompanied by the White Bitch of Cheese, Mayo and whatnot (Withers), where one of the few funny moments shows her talking about having eaten too much pie when young, which puts a clever emphasis on Parker's slightly pronounced pot belly instead.
chevkoch 4 years ago
Bob Review Pt. 2: The story is weak at best to begin with, involving the erratic search for recurring non-character of disgusting plastic-head finger puppet named Gary Whale, who made its dull debut in Parker's short clip "Flowers Commercial - Gets You Sex Everytime". Starring Graham Parker in the main alongside an admittedly charming Stacey Withers who audiences will remember from the preview short to "Axed", still said to be in procrastinated production by Parker's very own Madcow Productions.
chevkoch 4 years ago
Starred Bob Review (-15/10) Part 1:
Right from the go, director Graham Parker's latest flick "Something Completely Randomly Gay" turns out as terribly awful as he sets it out to be, he himself labeling it the "movie of the moment", where "you'll reach for the stop and close buttons". I know I did - often - during the screening of those 7:36 minutes of carelessly scripted, sheer ludicrous off-sense.
chevkoch 4 years ago