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  • google Avatar redub.  this doesnt compare

  • X MEN...wait WRONG MOVIE!!!!

  • Why do the animals sound like Jurassic Park?

  • @NikolaiR003 did you even watch "Avatar"?

  • @LordPhillock8 ...I did and yet they still sounded like the dinosaurs from Jurassic Park (well some)!

  • @NikolaiR003 exactly.

  • A MECH WITH A KNIFE!!

  • LMAO!!!!! YES.

  • THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU! so obvious that it's just fucking pocahontas with aliens! I wish more people could realize that.

  • i loved the X Men bit XD hahaha

  • Meh, I thought it was 4 stars. I've seen worse..*coughs* Some Disney films *coughs harder* the crappy films that look briliant in the trailer like airbender *coughs* but I do say, Terminator 2 beets the shit, out of avatar hands down

  • Pure awesomeness . (Y)

  • what music started at 2:59

  • 8 people jacked off to this movie

  • AHAHAHAHHA dude that was so jokes. good on ye

  • i thought it was more like Ferngully...

  • lmfao is the hydrovacs still available too funny !

  • I thought of x-men when I saw the transformation part! lol

  • @TheaterMarine88 Same! HAHA XD

  • I'm curious of something. In an imax theater, does the screen come all the way around you like a have sphere? When I hear "Imax theater" I always think "Omnitheater at the Science Museum in the Twin Cities."

  • @finrodbrs the Omnitheatre you went to is in fact a different thing. I think the sphere-shaped screen has a lot of potential, but its on its way out. Imax screens are just regular flat screens... just BIG.

  • @LordPhillock8 Thank you for clarifying that.

  • You know what i really hated this movie

  • You are absolutely right: it is silly to think that this movie is the new Star Wars.

    Heck, Naruto may have replaced Dragonball Z, but not even the adaptation of Lord Of The Rings could replace Star Wars.

  • I enjoyed Avatar because I mostly ignored the plot and just watched it for the art.

  • Welcome to Pandora! If you find any boxes, don't open them! xD hahaha!!!

  • It WASN'T the highes grossing film in the world, no matter what people say because the statistics show that the Highest Grossing box office film really was...get this...GONE WITH THE WIND. I shit you not. Avatar was around 4th.

  • What's with people and Avatar? I mean, really?

  • this is excellent.

  • you know what, that was actually a good movie, and it incorporated a good moral... so shut your fudgen' mouths and back off!!!

  • LOL!

    "Welcome to Pandora...don't open any boxes"

    "We're the stereotypical bad guys"

    "And that is the PLOT!"

    "They can't take our land because ...this is OUR land!"

    Dances with Wolves + Princess Mononoke (awesome film) + Pocahontas + The Last samurai + Space + Some awesome special effects = Avatar!

  • i hated avatar it was really boring and i didnt like the cgi animation

  • THANK YOU!

  • "Wait wrong movie!" How dare you confuse Avatar for a GOOD movie!

  • "Welcome to Pandora. If you see any boxes......don't open them."

  • avatar sucked. i'd pay another twelve bucks to get those three hours of my life back.

  • And by "too many people think it's the new Star Wars" we mean "it's as glossy, shallow and overproduced as The Phantom Menace."

  • I really liked this movie but there are better movies out there in terms of story lines.

    I admit that the storyline has been over abused but there was a twist to it in Avatar so I liked it in a way.

  • lmao @ the hydro vac 2000

  • hate is such a strong word, mostly just disagree...

  • WAIT!! Wrong movie - Woops!! lol

  • you forgot to add avatar=ferngully on steriods =P

  • thats what i was wondering! whats up with the waterfalls in floating mountains???!?!!!!

  • Same thing with waterfalls on normal mountains from our world: they get the water form the rain

  • The plot: *sigh* I thought this kind of thinly-veiled anti-industry and hyper-environmentalist propaganda went out of style ten years ago. And yet viewers eat it up. Whyyy?

    The effects: Beautiful, groundbreaking, amazing. I can't get over them. CG film artists this decade will have some pretty big shoes to fill.

    This dub: As always, hilarious! *clap*

  • I honestly didn't think those messages were forced or that the movie was preachy about them. They certainly didn't bother me, at least how the movie handled them. They felt more like undertones rather than the themes driving the plot.

  • Avatar is similar to Pocahontas O.o

  • the first scene in the bar is a deleted scene where he ran into a bar fight

  • one word.... genius, Lord Phil that is not avatar, blue cats lol.

  • oh yeah the bar scene you dont remember will be in the deleted scenes

  • Forgot to add Ferngully in the credits. I mean, it's the exact same movie. Sacred tree, bulldozers, outsider made to look like the indigenous people and falling in love with the 'princess', the forest frolicking and swimming scenes....etc.

  • I was thinking the exact same thing lol.

  • its 1 of the not-so-good-freakin-me-out movies.. i really dont know what ppl find in it.. :X

  • actually james cameron does have a script piece that explains why they float

  • You have some points, I must agree, it's not groundbreaking story wise at all.

  • Very good film.

    Looks on one breath.

    After viewing of a roller I wish to look once more in IMAX 3D.

    In banality of a plot there is nothing bad.

    Thanks!!!

  • X-MEN "Wait wrong movie!!!" LOL

  • Ahahahahahahaa, X-men. It looks almost exactly like Ferngully.

  • "If you find any boxes....don't open them".....lol

  • This is NOT the new Star Wars, it's cliched and unoriginal. Of course, humans are just SO evil and the similarity between Dune, Dances With Wolves, The Last Samurai, Fern Gully, Pocahontas, Princess Mononoke, and Atlantis: The Lost Continent is freaking insulting. Environmental and anti-military propaganda. GAAAAAHH!!! James Cameron's best work is the first two Terminator films, Aliens and The Abyss.

  • @desotowright The real crime here is that Cameron puts this film forward as a pro-environment, anti-corporate tract while simultaneously flogging it for every merchandising angle he possibly can. How many of those Avatar Happy Meal kits are going to end up in landfills?

  • @desotowright your forgetting Nausicaä of the Valley of the Wind

  • @desotowright THANK YOU! I WANTA HUG YOU MAN!

  • @desotowright i thought the sub-commentary on environmentalism was good, and there was a creative setting...but other than that the story was of course obnoxiously unoriginal.

  • @desotowright

    Let's not forget Cameron also borrowed from Man Called Horse, Nausicaa, Heavy Metal, Fantastic Planet, Lightyears and Pom Poko

  • OMG GAIZ I CCANT BELIEVE U LIKE THIS DUB11!!!1! ITS SUX AND THIS MOVIVE WAS SO GUD AND I LOVED IT111 U NO, ITS ABOUT SAVING DA ENVRMENT AND STUFF YOU HAVE TO BE SOOOO STUPID NOT TO GIT THAT11!!!!

    JAMES CAMRON FOR NOBEL PRIZE LOLOLOL11!!11oen1!!

  • i started cracking up @ "i'm back with a knife!!"

  • Ahaha, this is very funny. I really had a laugh. I have to say, though, that I really liked the movie. Even though it's a story already told so many times, I liked seeing it being told a bit different with new characters. But this, this is great. It reminds me of Mystery Science Theater 3000! Horray!

  • Everyone has a right to their own opinion, which includes the person who made this video. You may have not liked what this person had to say, but the person still has the freedom to express an opinion, even if it doesn't agree with yours. So, cool your jets; relax, and life will go on for you, I promise. Work on your punctuation and those run-on sentences while life goes on, too. x3

  • lmao!!! This was hilarious!!! I actually liked the movie, but was wondering if they African blue cats....and how did the Jake Sully guy fall in love with the chick.... What were they saying about the planet Earth, what happened to Earth?? What kind of economy were they selling this "unobtainium" in?? So many questions...

  • wow Friday the 13th was a lot like Helloween and other horror movies hum I guess that kinda happens now and then.

    Hostel,hills have eyes,wrong turn,saw, and all the ghost movies out there

  • Ha! The X-men thing!

    Hydrovac 2000!

    I'm glad we have all this technology to tell people that technology sucks!

    Hype. And that Imax charges almost double the admission.

    This was a great dub. Very funny!

    Oh! It's also + Fern Gully.

    -Amanda

  • lol @ the Fern Gully remark...lmao!!!

  • LMAO was laughing uncontrollably 12 seconds in. That might be due to the sleep deprivation but MEH 5 STARS EPIC

  • Yeah someone told me that avatar was better than all of the Star wars trilogy put together....i was like....no. there is no freaking way.

  • These dubs are going downhill

  • "and that is the plot! *boing?*"

    lmao XD great as always! :D

  • this movie was the best movie ever!

  • You obviously haven't seen Dumb and Dumber, Good Burger, or many other great movies. :c)

  • yeah Ive seen dumb and dumber, really funny but I didn't enjoy it as much as avatar

  • I haven't even seen the movie ;D i just found this hilarious though! Thanks for making it ^_^

  • I dunno. If all I cared about was plot, I'd read a book. Besides, I don't really think James Cameron concieved this movie for the plot's sake-- I guess that's already obvious...

    What I'm trying to say is that I think James Cameron never meant for us to pay attention to what we think is the plot. All it serves to do is to ease our transition into this beautiful world, where its creatures, geography and culture tell a story all their own.

  • I didn't think it was all that either :) I've been waiting for a dub!! Yayyy~

  • A lot of stuff in this movie reminded me of Halo. And what was with those dorks in the comments saying star wars sx?

  • @SuperKBros James Cameron directed a film in the 80's called "Aliens" which was full of space marines.

    Then the Bungie company made "Halo" and borrowed the look and behavior of the space marines from "Aliens" for its asthetic.

    Then James Cameron made this movie, possibly without even being familiar with Halo.

  • The copters and carriers look like hornets and pelicans. Humans spreading out making colonies on other planets and moons. Pretty Halo-ish

  • You just described Aliens as well.

  • Nah, Avatar's aliens are pretty original.

  • Ive been waiting for the Avatar trailer dub. :) Now that Ive finally seen a review that isnt from the perspective of an ADD afflicted 12-year old I feel that I could watch the film without any self-loathing.

  • i like the little sum you did at the end XD

    btw grace's avatar was hot LMAO

  • You saw the Princess Mononoke plot in there too, sweet. The only difference there is that Princess Mononoke had a good ending where as Avatar had a stupid predictable ending.

  • We get it. The stories are pedictable. When are you going to start being funny again? You yourself are becoming predictable as well. Every time I see a new WT Trailer Dubb, I think "Oh great, what's he complaning about this time?"

  • Perhaps once movies start doing something out of the norm, he will do something different. Unfortunately, material is lacking when all inspiration (i.e. unpredictable-ness) is not present.

  • Heh... I agree with Jasinto xD

  • They have Mechs but the guy still has to use a wheel chair? His wheel chair isn't even electric.

  • Cuz he cannot afford one. He said in the movie that the pension that marines have is just enough to sustain himself.

  • HAHAHAHAHA!!!!! Bravo! Bravo! This movie was CGI glazed garbage.

  • Not the most amazing plot driven piece of sci-fi I've seen but it was brilliantly done. If any movie has hype people will instantly adversely hate it for any reason they can. If you actually be very critical to other movies you'll find similarities between other plots too.

    Anyhoo, I lol'd at the hydrovack jokes and sexy cat thing bit.

  • i saw avatar twice because it looked so good and some what realistic i would give the movie a 5/5.

    Because it talkes about what were doing to awere planet and this is about them fighting back for there planet oh and i also like the animals in the movie they where bad ass.................and weard at the same time. But the movie stell kicked ass no matter what anyone say's :D

  • It seems like every 4 months the next "best movie ever" comes out.

    Geez, people are hailing this as "best movie of the decade" and I'm just dumbfounded...

    Have we already forgotten about the LotR trilogy films? Or Spiderman 2? Or the Dark Knight?

    Geez, people have such short term memory when it comes to "best movie ever" crap.

  • @LuciusTheFair umm yeah Avatar beat all those in terms of highest grossing film

  • inflation, IMAX tickets, hype. These are the three ingredients that made the film appear profitable. Just sayin'. Also, just because its the highest grossing doesn't mean its the best. Titanic? Really? Even Jim Cameron said it was "a chick flick with corsets".

  • I believe it was so popular for when they... weren't wearing the corsets.

  • @LordPhillock8 I thought it was entertaining, but not the best film I've ever seen or even the best film I've seen recently.

    You point at a universal truth as unshakable as the foundations of the earth. The more you have of one thing (box office results) the less you have of the other (thoughtful, original story). Imagine a world where the highest grossing film is considered the best one. Now that could really be called science fiction!

  • So the standard of "greatness" is how much it grosses on opening weekend? Or even how much it grosses overall?

    Judging a film's "greatness" purely by how much cash it brings in is, with all due respect, a rather shallow way to rate movies.

    What about the Academy Awards? Sure thats another shallow way to judge films but by that standard Avatar isn't going to win much.

    And Phillock is right on something else as well. Past film grosses aren't adjusted for inflation.

  • If we were to adjust for inflation, Gone With the Wind is still the highest grossing film ever in the US and UK, even more so than Titanic.

    So yup, Avatar hasn't got anything on Clark Gable... haha.

  • This movie was really amazing but the dubb was still halarious! I love the X-Men part. =D You guys are brilliant! Keep the dubbs coming!

  • 3 hours of hypnosis will do that to you

  • Ahah, I was hoping you'd do one for Avatar. I like the movie a lot (minus the meh--script-lame-baddies-eleme­nts) and the titles at the end are AWESOME. It's so weird, my brothers and I summed it up like that too after we saw it. XD

  • that was funny the movie was kick ass so was star wars

  • You are exactly correct- i laughed so hard at the x-men part

  • I like the X-Men part and the end of it. :D But Avatar was probably one of the most amazing films that I have ever seen!

  • OH man Phil! This dub made me laugh so hard! its so true too! ..............But why do I love this movie so much?? James Cameron of course!

  • That is hilarious.

    But meanwhile, yes, it is the new Star Wars.

    Just sayin'.

  • now that's just silly.

  • @Vortigern99 No it isnt. Thats just......fucked up

  • At 1:47 His mind goes direct into "X-Men" LOL XD

  • 3:32 I legit lol'd

  • avatar sucked. i mean i knew it would have alot of c.g., but dammit! look at charlie chaplin, he did everything without c.g. and people still love him 90 years later

  • I'd rank Avatar as either the 3rd or 4th best sci fis ever.

  • that is madly retarded. what about blade runner, minority report, children of men, the fifth element, moon, 12 monkeys, 2001: a space odyssey, the matrix, sunshine, district 9, back to the future, terminator 1 & 2, the thing, donnie darko, planet of the apes, etc.?

  • how dare I forget two of the most epic and amazing animes ever Akira and Ghost in the shell

  • Huh?

  • Star wars was shit. Children's movie at best.

    This was Dances with Smurfs, but the ESPLOTIONS made up for it.

  • I am SAD that I did not have the honor of being first to comment.

    "Shut your mouth." xD Unobtainium. Brilliant! X-men!! Hah!

    "...or, lack thereof.' xP Buuuuurned.

    "Eh, better than most." -A normal person (LOVE!)

    GASP!! "The new Star Wars?" BLASPHEMY!!!

  • meh star wars is gay! im sorry i love you still :D

  • lol "We're the StereoTypical BAD GUYS!!!!"

  • Nice!

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