Steve Ballmer I'm a PC Microsoft AD

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[nightsoldier1112]

Ballmer is a clown, but make no mistake, he is in on the joke. And c'mon, he's been running the same shtick for what, 30 years? Dude's got staying power.

I usually try to keep this to myself, but I kinda like the guy.

[CtBeke]

And this is when he's not drunk.....

[AlaskaHome1959]

Take your meds, Steve!!

[StevensiTX]

@AlaskaHome1959

:-D

[leonvanegasm]

this man needs rehab

[225573275]

i wont see him mad, as a boss when i did something wrong lol

[TheTelePlus]

I was hesitant. But now I know for sure I'm purchasing Windows 8 day one.

[blackmankid2]

Ok Ballmer, lets go buy a MBP. :)

We do it for the lulz

[CallofDaniel]

That is it, I am getting a mac. -_-

[LaptopComputerRev]

Well of course Ballmer loves Windows it's the reason he's a billionaire.

[HighwayUK]

Always make me laugh, go Ballmer!

[VegasRage]

I'm embarrassed for Cave-man Ballmer every time I see him act like that. I imagine all the developers and engineers just put up with his crazy and roll their eyes and let out a sigh of relief when he leaves.

[Baafjes]

Well, what about that...

Buh-bye Steve B.

[Lancolvate]

Ballmer is a genius

[aemantaslim97]

Weird that when I download this video it names as 'Steve Ballmer I39m a PC Microsoft AD'.

[watfordjc]

@aemantaslim97 Not that weird, given that 39 is decimal ascii for apostrophe.

[junaidkureshi1]

jerk

[chamath1985]

I EMO PC AND I LOVE THIS COMPANY.

[225573275]

i would love this company too, if it made me rich like him, haha.

[osamaFXX]

Shut the FUCK up Ballmer.

[bobbyjcridings]

"They really need to keep him away from people and cameras"...and small children

[pasrvrb]

aaa am a pc aaand aaa llllloooove this company!!!!

[Kyuuqsoft]

Use Macintosh.

[maw88ify]

I'm PC and I use Linux Mint...

[DynamixKZN]

be a PC be like Balmer

[kithano]

Did I just pee? O.o

[iFraOne]

We never get bored with it

MDR

[Coilaman]

I can see Ballmer's frustration here. He is mad as hell, but for all the wrong reasons.

It's 2010 and Apple has 25% market share in both computer and OS market, Google's Chrome browser and Android market are gaining tons of new fans every day, Mozzila's Firefox is replacing Internet Explorer everywhere and it took Microsoft 8 years to release a relatively decent new Windows operating system. Ballmer is angry, but he should be humbled by Apple and Google and rethink how he does business daily.

[pasrvrb]

aaa aem a pc aaand aaa lloovee this company!!!!!!!1

[bullettotheboard]

you mean youre computer right? just because your a pc doesnt mean its windows :)

LINUXFTW!

[Knowltey]

@bullettotheboard No computer is even MORE generic. PC has been generally accepted to refer to a Windows computer.

[cantroos]

i've never really understood all this worry, don't go to random porn sites and you won't get a virus.

[commodore256]

I'm a PC and I'm using Ubuntu.

[ShakTV]

makes Steve Jobs look like a feeble dweeb

[TheMatt7000]

I AM A PC!!! :)

[Crymson1]

I wish I had billions of dollars.

[pasrvrb]

aaa aem aaa PC aaand aaa llooove this company!!!

[XyliboxFrance]

I'M A PC

[IVgrandtheftauto]

If he was Steve Jobs,i would go work for the Microsoft Corporation.

[NigelCartoon]

@IVgrandtheftauto

if he was steve jobs, mac os would be multiplatform instead of proprietary

[IVgrandtheftauto]

@NigelCartoon And Apple will make more...love Microsoft Windows.You can install it on any HDD.About R.A.M. is the OS you are gona install,but about 512 is enough.And the Video Card,also it is about the OS you are going to install.Good comment!

[Niosus]

@IVgrandtheftauto Try ubuntu, it's free :)

[IVgrandtheftauto]

@Niosus But not from the Microsoft Corporation :)

[Niosus]

@IVgrandtheftauto so? it runs on even more stuff than windows

[IVgrandtheftauto]

@Niosus Games?Do'nt make me laugh!!!!

[Niosus]

@IVgrandtheftauto

everybody is saying PC gaming is dead anyway :). I also have Windows, for when I want to play a game. When I want to do something productive I use Ubuntu. Think of it like the Mac. Barely any games, but it gets stuff done

[IVgrandtheftauto]

@Niosus Multimedia is for Mac.But making programm's is for Windows.Also for Ubuntu,but you have Microsoft Visual Basic.PC gaming is still living,so we will see.

[Niosus]

@IVgrandtheftauto BAHAHAHAHAAHAAAA!!!! VISUAL BASIC!!!! HAHAHA dude... seriously? Microsoft made a development tool that only works on Windows... woohoo... not... you can program on any OS. All you need is a text editor and a compiler. And trust me, there are plenty of C/C++/C#/java/Qt/whatever compilers for linux.

At the moment Windows and Mac still have certain applications that are not available on linux. But for the average user the safety, speed, eyecandy and price are unmatched.

[IVgrandtheftauto]

@Niosus Ofcourse they made it only for Windows.And they also have some software,also for Mac.Also,Windows 7 has the eyecandy,Windows XP has the speed,and Windows 7/Shitsta/XP has the security with security update KB015242.

[Niosus]

@IVgrandtheftauto windows is NOT secure. It isn't secure by design. when I google KB015242 it only gives ONE result on a chinese site.. wtf? Everyone will tell you Mac and Linux are always a lot safer than Windows. The Win7 eyecandy is nothing compared to what you can do on Ubuntu... and the speed... Windows is slow, even xp. Ever had a Windows xp installation for more than a year? it is slow as hell. That will not happen on Mac or Linux

[IVgrandtheftauto]

@Niosus Windows is not secure without Service Packs.But Mac OS X is also not secure.The security update from 2006/2007/2009/2010 is also a big one.(Cr)Apple gives only 1 BIG update in place of various little security updates.And Lin(Sux)Ux,its a UNIX based architecture (also Mac OS X),so ofcoruse its by design more secure.And over the KB.... update...it can be any update.Tomorrow i will come with the precise update.Then you can search it.

[Niosus]

@IVgrandtheftauto When you have admin rights in windows, you can infect the kernel and system files. Any virus that runs as your user can infect the kernel and or system files. In UNIX the kernel is only accessible by the root user. An administrator user cannot change the kernel and important system files, only the root can do that. So when you run a virus. it cannot start again on reboot, so it is pointless.

About the service packs: ok, remove your antivirus when you're up to date....

BS

[IVgrandtheftauto]

@Niosus You Administrator rights,to install your anti-virus.After that,you can just get normal user rights.Also,you have UAC,So your in-control.And why would YOU infect you own Kernel/System files?Thats retarded.And viruses,you have an anti-virus for that.And in safe mode,only CORE DRIVERS are loaded,so you can just remove the virus.

About you comment on the Service Packs:Why remove?Updates are standard,also security,but Microsoft recommends that you install a anti-virus

for 100% security.

[Niosus]

@IVgrandtheftauto You won't run a virus knowing it's a virus, but if you don't know it's a virus and you run it with admin rights? uh-oh?

Ever tried installing something with normal rights? not gonna work.

And why bother with getting an antivirus and going into safe mode when you can just evade getting infected from the get go. And removing worms is a pain, even in safe mode.

What Microsoft does: "we can't protect our system, so you should buy X from company Y to feel safe". How's that normal?

[Niosus]

@IVgrandtheftauto btw, where is the KB update?

"And over the KB.... update...it can be any update.Tomorrow i will come with the precise update.Then you can search it."

[MrNumeroid]

@Niosus Windows is secure if you're not a fucking idiot who downloads viruses

[Niosus]

@MrNumeroid If you plug a windows machine into the internet without firewall, it can get infected in as little as 15 minutes.

[MrNumeroid]

@Niosus Really? That's why I had three computers plugged into the internet at once and none of them got viruses? Yeah this only happens if someone wants to send you a virus. When I hooked up my computer I was too busy surfing the internet to get an antivirus (I have one now) and when I got one and scanned and picked up no viruses. And there are Mac and Linux viruses too so stop acting as if it's just Windows.

[Niosus]

@MrNumeroid Don't make me pull out numbers... most mac and Linux viruses can only run when you give them superuser rights, and lose those rights after a reboot. So when you're infected in a lot of times a reboot is all you need. And the very little other cases are often patched within days, not next month like in Windows.

If you want security, don't go windows... everyone can tell you that. It's the ONLY OS with a booming antivirus industry, that's gotta mean something.

[MrNumeroid]

@Niosus All you need is a good antivirus program and your computer can last as long as you want it (unless you mess up the hardware). For example, Avast and Malware Bytes while working as a team make your computer almost invincible

[Niosus]

@MrNumeroid It's not normal that you need a third party to make you system somewhat secure...

and slow.

And that still doesn't explain why my PC slows down after a year when I don't have viruses. I reinstall my windows every year just to keep it snappy... you know... that fresh installation feeling.

[MrNumeroid]

@Niosus I've had my computer for quite a while and I haven't noticed any change in speed and Windows is targeted more because it is the most used OS out there

[Niosus]

@MrNumeroid explain why windows server has to most malware while UNIX based OSs dominate the server market?

[MrNumeroid]

@Niosus I just said because Windows is the most used OS and Windows Server being Windows OSes are targeted more

[Niosus]

@MrNumeroid but why aren't they targeting linux servers??? google, facebook, youtube, twitter and all those other giants use Linux servers. Wouldn't it be very handy if you could infect those websites and spread your stuff that way?

While it's true that it is smarter to write a windows virus, the biggest factor is the that people use admin accounts. Because you can't do a thing with a normal account. In mac/linux you can do what you need to do with normal rights, in windows you can't.

[MrNumeroid]

@Niosus Because the sites you listed are large companies and therefore are more likely to have better security and I never said Linux wasn't secure

[Niosus]

@MrNumeroid The netcraft statistics show that 160 million websites run apache (which is mostly used on linux). Compared to 56 million websites using Microsoft software. That comes down to almost 60% for linux and 22% for microsoft.

160 million websites serving even more users. Lets put it like this: if each website gets 2 hits a day, the WHOLE population of the US can be infected in one day.

I don't know but If I were a hacker I'd at least try to find a leak

[SnowballHacks]

@Niosus

To get that fresh system feeling in windows XP just run a disk defragmenter. When I ran the Windows Disk DeFragmenter it freed up 20GBS of space on my hard-drive by removing unneeded files that Windows and programs save.

Go to all programs > accessories > system tools > Disk DeFragmenter.

It does it all for you so I suggest running it while you are asleep or just don't need your computer for about an hour.

[Niosus]

@SnowballHacks That's definitely not everything. You also need to run Ccleaner if you want somewhat good results. and even when you defragment your disk.... it does help a little bit, but it still slows down a lot because of all the crapware that sneaks its way into windows

[SnowballHacks]

@Niosus

true, true.

Nothing really does feel like that brand new feeling. I remember when I first booted up Xp... it was like magic. Then I booted up Windows 7 and I thought it wasssss sooooooooooo awesome. I think I am going to start duel booting. :D that would be awesome.

[Niosus]

@SnowballHacks I have a dual boot setup: Windows 7 and Ubuntu :) Ubuntu is great when you're in a hurry. On in 30 seconds (NOT on a clean install) and off in 5. I use Windows mainly when I want to play a game or edit video, and Ubuntu for text editing and browsing the web. All I need is the CS from Adobe on Ubuntu and some games. There isn't really anything else that isn't possible on Ubuntu or doesn't run well enough on WINE.

[SnowballHacks]

@Niosus

Can Ubuntu be installed on a external hdd? I have wanted it so long, but not enough i use it as an everyday thing.

[Niosus]

@SnowballHacks probably yes, but don't. The bootloader might end up on the external drive, making your windows inaccesible as well when you don't have the drive. Ubuntu will run just fine, even if you only have 5-10GB of storage. Make sure you have about 10GB free on your hard drive and tell during the Ubuntu installation to install them side by side. It can hardly go wrong if you read the instructions carefully.

[Niosus]

@SnowballHacks Oh forgot, just download "Wubi" you can install ubuntu like you would with a regular windows program. without the risk of losing anything

[Frap357]

Mac actually is a PC too.

Just branded differently.

[RKProduktions]

@Frap357 Personal Computer. Even a Commodore can be a PC.

[Frap357]

@RKProduktions

Right, but Commodore is a bit different though.

PC and Mac both use x86 processors.

Commodore use a 68k processor.

[RKProduktions]

@Frap357 That's just how you look at it. PC is short for Personal Computer and a Commodore can be my Personal Computer.

[BenThomasFoster]

@Frap357 don't kid it's not personal

[imalinuxuser]

@Frap357 True, besides Apple invented the "personal computer" (the "Apple one"). IBM just started using "PC" as a way to tell the difference in ads, and that carried over to IBM PC clones (e.g. Dell, HP, etc.). And Macs use Intel x86 based CPUs now anyway.

[pixelr0]

@Frap357 and is made in China by underpaid minors

[MrRyandyke]

@Frap357

No its not. PC refers to IBM compatible

[Frap357]

@MrRyandyke

But modern PCs with EFI instead of BIOS are not IBM-compatible.

[Bocephusdixie]

@Frap357 and PC is a Mac just with a different start menu, xD

[feernine]

@Frap357 It is indeed... Including Ubuntu, Solaris, and all Unix & Linux system...

[mrbest20]

@Frap357 and overpriced

[Jayslollipop]

@Frap357 Stop bithching about that Mac is a PC, I doesn´t matter whether it is or not!

[iJonny015]

Steve Baller vs Steve Jobs. CEOs of Miscorsoft and Apple. Its funny how their names are both Steve lol. I like Apple better but Microsofts still awsume of course.

[NDSCollector]

@iJonny015 jeah microsoft is awsume but apple is awesome. Windows looks first allright but at a closer look you will see that it is a major spelling error. like awsume and awesome.

[lagnut1982]

Whenever I need a quick, cheap laugh... I remember this clip. It never fails!

The distilled value of comedy packed into just 6 seconds is well beyond anything else I can think of.

The highlight definitely has to be the explosive force behind the "P", and imagining just how soaked the camera got...

[Coraxuss]

LOL who wants to be a PC now?

[fengfu]

what a baboon!

[nahuelfp]

oh, ok, let me seeee...... mmm, yes, he behaves JUST as a PC

[rusher38]

I AAAMM A PC!!!!! AND I LOOOOOOVE THIS COMPANY!!!!!

[redsquirrelftw]

Great, if he's a PC then lets uninstall his OS and put Linux!

[rusher38]

@redsquirrelftw But he wouldn't be fun any more...

[lackman15]

Someone should do a remix of this video. LOLOLOL!!!!

[cakelover33]

the mans a fucking genius who likes to have fun sometimes apparently. so what if he is a little over the top somtimes. and btw it would have been funnier if he said

"I AM A PC BITCHES"

[LOVS2SPOOG]

@cakelover33 he is not a genius hes a megalomaniacal moron

[cakelover33]

@LOVS2SPOOG well i am sure he is doing better with his life than you and me so he cant be as dumb as you say

[q8m302]

the father of windows 7

[epicflailguy]

Steve Ballmer is awesome.

[MyDoominateR]

Steve is one crazy jew.

[trollolololololo]

No one loves you, Steve...

[ZouloumOSX]

PC is not a company....

[reaper22066]

"Okay, Steve, just take your pills..."

[RossHildick3D]

LOL

[venuecam]

I'm a human. Does that mean Ballmer is a cyborg?

[zc456]

I'm a PC, using Ubuntu. Sue me. :)

[CERNOBE]

@zc456 fag

[zc456]

@CERNOBE I know I am.

[skamaster21]

i just put this video into g major 

[Onotoleu]

класный чел =)

[muk546]

FAIL last gen iMac is background 

[jordanems]

#LOL

[townes66]

Lmao Steve Balmer? More like Steve Ballsinmymouth

[madelynface]

oh steve.

[stephenyesavage]

developers..?

[kutuluu]

BING!

[lepolohuevo]

@BillyGatesHabbo really? my bad ^^ the back looks like it though... (2008 model)

[druemichaelbuono]

Look at the iMac in the background haha u don't see PCs at apple

[andreykrasnov]

man, what's wrong this you?!

[lepolohuevo]

notice the iMac on the desk at the last second XD

[mpieters95]

I emo-pc

[lekarsky]

Why do we need to have sanctions against Iran when we can solve everything by having THIS guy sent there to negotiate. Trust me, Iran would join NATO like in a week.

[apomk2]

I think if you want to lead a company like microsoft you have to be a bit delusional

[blacbraun]

He's a billionaire. He can do pretty much what he likes.

[Blitz4000]

Egg head!

[rfeger]

microsofts innovation

[fallensniper15]

he loves money, not pc. steve jobs on the other hand is truly in love with his product

[max108ps]

ballmer are you ok? if you continue in this way, apple suck you

[labaom]

This guy is my hero. Fuck everyone who doesn't like him. Because of him Microsoft is on top.

[nifedj]

I AAAAAAM A PC, AND I LOOVE MY DRUUUGS!

[forenschwafler]

Mac OS X sucks!

I really dont wanna have a menu bar thats ripped apart of the application and that i have to search for somewhere else on the damn screen. Not to mention the ugly hotkeys on the totally akward keyboard layout. Boy, you Maccies are so desperate in trying to be different that you don't see how you lost good taste long ago. Being different at all cost isn't a good idea.

[theykilledkenny8]

@forenschwafler I use both Mac AND Windows daily, I own both and I love both.

The menu bar ripped apart from the application? It provides just what the menu bar provides in Windows so I don't know you're complaining. That somewhere else is at the top of the screen all the time.

Keyboard layout isn't awkward. It's pretty much exactly the same layout with only a button or two changed.

I'm on Windows now but those are pretty shit reasons why Mac OS X sucks.

[ribaldi]

This guy needs to replace himself. Microsoft deserves a better CEO.

[tiantxu]

he's making people flying away from MS

whats the fun on that?

[Saturn357]

How I wish I could have that much enthusiasm when I go to work... Sigh...

[dotNetZombie]

@Saturn357 If you were the CEO of a multi-billion dollar company you'd have that much enthusiasm.

[r0llskyay0]

@dotNetZombie

or maybe if he had that much enthusiasm, hed be the ceo. chicken and the egg

[imalinuxuser]

@dotNetZombie No, i don't think, maybe you would...

[Crz2B]

@dotNetZombie - Ex-fucken-actly.

[l33tsh33p]

@Saturn357 ... with his money, I'd manage just fine.

[Kropotov]

@Saturn357 You would have it too if you got paid just as much....

[MES082]

@Saturn357 You don't make a fragment of what he does.

[Aliendear]

cool!

[Beholdthecoma]

To a mac: Stop yo jibber-jabber foo, grow some nuts! *throws snickers at the lid

[mrfourtysevenman]

soviet Microsoft love YOU!

[Jesant13]

I thought this was funny - I'd like to see Steve Jobs do something like that, lol.

[zikalify]

Steve Ballmer: ... because it's making me so FUCKING RICH!!!!

[SPECIALFORCESUK]

Quick ban him from small children and animals

[smartin807]

Eeeeeeeew ... Hide Balmer away somewhere and pretend Bill is still in charge of Microsoft!! If this doesn't turn everyone off of buying a PC, I don't know what will !!

[bushmenofkumquat]

ಠ_ು

[polkg123]

I'm a PC and the competition between mac and PC is the best thing ever cause now Microsoft is trying windows 7 is awesome

[andresitoand]

Im a PC a i love being ill

[VueltaAlPasado]

I AM A PC AND I LOVE LINUX

[crashnoww]

if he is a pc, i want to be a mac.

[glmgti]

@crashnoww oh, camon! shut up you stupid!

[glmgti]

@crashnoww just shut up. he is better than you are.

[crashnoww]

@glmgti WTF?! are you trying to get my attention or something? i didn't respond to your retarded reply 4 days ago, so you write another one?! watching this fuckup of a man, made you forget things or something? if this shit-head runs M$ for 10 more years, M$ will only make lighters and pencils with apple ads on them.

[bassmajor]

i'm a mac... simple as that :P

[722890]

hey man, want to play some cool games?

oh yeah, u cant :/

srry

[bassmajor]

perhaps I don't care about pc games how about that? :P

[722890]

@bassmajor so wtf u do with your computer?

[bassmajor]

@722890 music production/recording, music notation, website management, graphics design, surfing

[Kratzification]

@722890 haha well WORK.. do productive things.. haha

and btw..

almost all future games will me pc & mac supported.

btw..

the new need for speed runs only on a gigantic pc.. while the macbook can do the same with less effort.

[pragmadev]

@Kratzification please stop talking out of your ass with no knowledge.

nothing runs on a macbook with "less" effort, they all do the same tasks if you're running multiplatform code, the only difference is how your operating system routes resources to run that code optimally.

now - you can't say your macbook is faster than my 8 core box that runs windows + linux because then you're just a macfag.

[1Dumindu2]

@pragmadev Explain how a macbook with Mac OS gets 10 hours of battery life and 5 hrs with windows 7!

[pragmadev]

@1Dumindu2 that's because of the users inability to properly use the operating system - not because of the hardware being superior. i'm sorry if windows isn't built for people with down's syndrome who can't read simple intuitive dialogs. also, you do not get 10 hours, don't exaggerate.

[1Dumindu2]

@pragmadev You clearly under estimate the mac! all macbook pros can do 9 hrs while the 13 inch can do 10 hrs!! and when a test is done by CNET to compare Operating systems, they do not use people with down's syndrome!

[krasav4ik82]

@1Dumindu2 spend an extra 80 bucks and grab yourself a higher cell battery, so you can go for the same hours on PC

[1Dumindu2]

@pragmadev my mac pro with 8 core xeons is definitely faster!

[krasav4ik82]

@1Dumindu2 Bro, for that price I will buy AMD 16 cores with Windows OS :-)

[walkerctranger]

Im sorry but this guy is amazing lmao

[StevensiTX]

xD rather, I'm a bad surprise OS

[gczerkies]

what a weirdo!

[hanrinch]

he scares me........

[jejeroy]

whahaha my new fan !!!