ANTI-Twilight: The Documentary

[IamSailorMiniMoon]

I love you.

In a non-creepy way. :]

[AnTwiOrg]

I just created a website for Twilight haters, AnTwiOrg.webs.com

[destroyer11388]

i think that we could become very good friends... (also jacob= shapeshifter not werewolf)

[robandbobx2]

You Sir/Miss (I cant tell) Are ugly.

[guncannon109]

@robandbobx2 lalatfgc

[emmachun724]

Yes, Jacob is mediocre, except for one thing.... turns into a giant dog... last name is black.... reming you of anyone? maybe... SIRIUS BLACK???

[bretthicksomega]

This is an excellent video, and an enjoyable watch, great stuff....

plz dont stop shaving and become a femenist... we already have the horror that is twilight....

[Number1fan1989]

I have no issue with girls wanting romance but TWILIGHT is not romance,well not in a realistic sense,surely more films should be portraying REAL!!!!! love,like letting the girl chose the film in the cinema,which invariably will be Twilight!!!!!

[darthvenom305671]

aliens vs predator hmm which one the shitty movies or awesome comics and games

[brucestrauss]

And this is the reason why I prefer to date the weak, insecure, dependent girls. Ur guaranteed a lot more sex :)

[preciousangel18]

OMGLOL. xDD Alien vs Predators.

[rollerdavem]

Marry me!

[Femalechaos2011]

Seriously you ARE my hero!!

[missblackpanther33]

ONE OF THE BOOKS IS HARRY POTTER!!  JACOB BLACK TURNS IN TO A DOG AND CAN RIDE A MOTORCYCLE: OK, SIRIUC BLACK CHANGES IN TO A DOG AND RIDES A MOTORCYCLE

[Soeisinger]

Don't forget Marble! He's a cold marble statue with his brusky-ness...=\

[cfh87cfp]

Thank you, these movies are retarded. They should have left it at the books. Hot btw...

[fortunamajor580]

brilliant!

[EverlastingCC]

*applause*

You. Are. Amazing. 

[padfoot25111]

awesome (:

[guncannon109]

@trwspman lalafgc

[unoriginalizednames]

cirque du freak! cirque du freak! cirque du freak! YAY!!!!!! best vamp book ever :D

[ytpstarwars]

You're my HERO!!! I F***ing HATE TWILIGHT WHY DO THEY EVEN CALL IT A STORY IT HAS A WEEK PLOT, AND JUST NOOOOO BLOOOODD :(

[YesTwiFan]

Anyone seen any video reviews or read any online reviews about the e-book

April Curran Meets the Vampire of Crimson Cove High School?

[ArsArma]

wow, she has my subscribe for several reason!

[BreXShizuo]

i love u thanks so much for making this, i am now a anti twilight fan and now a harry potter fan

[MissFeltonator]

@BreXShizuo You shouldn't be a Harry Potter fan just because you're not a Twilight fan anymore. That's insane. Oh and btw, Harry Potter fans are called POTTERHEADS.

[iheartmuggles]

F*cking loved the end. XD I personally am a HUGE Harry Potter freak. :3

[xxRoseheartxx1]

Look those up instead.. x)

[xxRoseheartxx1]

Ok, what kind of fan looks up stuff about "Anti-(insert name of desired object here)" anyway? Just to leave rude comments? Seriously people.. e.e. Oh, btw, to all those "Pro-Twilight" fans in here,.. may be in your best interest to leave because your very Clearly outnumbered.. I'm not trying to be mean or critical, i'm just voicing the clear facts. I personally do not "like" Twilight. But that is my opinion. Everyone has their own. There are plenty of "Oh, Edwards so Dreamy!!!!" vid.s out there.

[xxRoseheartxx1]

And, lol, the people who SUPPORT you here are Awesome as well.. Keep up the destruction of Twilight, guys!! >.<^^^

[xxRoseheartxx1]

Lol, I love how you ripped it apart at the end!!! (Thats what i want to do to that book tooXD) "Wait, is this illegal??!!! ..meh. e.e" XDDD

[QuestionRenee]

Is that a batman poster in the background? :D

[akissy]

I spy an Enma Ai poster, it's the same I have, save mine is smaller!!! Yay for Jigoku Shoujo!!! Now THAT is an empowering young female. XD

[akissy]

Twilight = necrophilia, zoophilia, pedophilia, dropping out of school, abusive teenage relationships, and other illegal activities (like cheating on the stocks) all in one! ^^ Yay! ^0^

[Jamcow]

Ha! Confetti IS about the only good use we can get out of 'em eh?

[randomnchan15]

6:31 awesome! where my fellow goosebumps fans @ ?

[Femalechaos2011]

You're my hero! not in lesbo way but you're cool!! I like you!

[ShalomDove]

The idea of half-human-half-vampires actually go way back in classic Vampire lore, but Meyer didn't set it up right in her series. She actually made a point of saying that Vampires in her universe can't have children...and then broke her own rule.

This video is beautiful--pure win (especially the background music). Well played.

[SnowyIIcicle]

OMFG! i LOVE YOU! iN A TOTAL NON LESBIAN WAY.

[SnowyIIcicle]

or Harry potter , next thing you know twilight will be compared to the bible.

[SnowyIIcicle]

youre tots wrong twilight is da best!! eddie and bella are the cuh-yut-est!! NOT!! Honestly, you're amazing :) I hate when people compare crap likt twishit to good stuff like Prid and Perjudice, and Romeo and juliet! Cudos to you :)

[hotwhire]

I would never let my monkey get his balls violated by this book series.

[emptyvoices31]

This video is great. If I had the books, I would surely rip them apart or burn them for pleasure.  I was given Twilight once by a friend (so I didn't waste my own money on it) and I lost it. Now I have nothing to vent my stress about that maddening piece of crap out there. We can't even take consolation in the fact it will be over this November because they split the last book into two parts. So irritating!

[lolhardful]

you are fucking awesome,if we knew each other in real life,i think we would be buddies ^^

[Xenortz]

Twilight's 4th book is trying to rip off Aliens??!!

Well I wouldn't mind all these "things-called-vampires" and doggies (here known as werewolves) getting facehugged :)

And I'd also enjoy seeing Predator colecting their spines

[YourFavoriteTroll]

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[Dimitrirascolav58]

Marry me? please dont reject me or i wont be able to hold myself together O.O

[blablablafake1]

Thank you for inspiring me! Now I will rip a Twilight book every time I'm upset. It just seems such a good stress relief! :)

[RedRoseNightwalker]

yay! bonus footage! =D

[RavenclawTimeLord]

I wouldve burned it.. This made my day! Harry Potter is far superior to that garbage!

[chemicalskatergirl07]

Best thing i have seen all day!

[RaniiJean]

freedom of speech. and its not like Myers is gonna hunt you down. her or her little minions. even if she does, your sheer awesome madness is enough to scare them off. XD

[BeBeAyumiReturns]

she ripped the book... oh holy, god bless this woman!

[jadillitacomecocos]

vete a la mierda si no te gusta crepusculo me entiendes

[THeUnkn0wnSh0w]

wot wuz the point ov buying tht buk + every1 has there own opinion so dont dis the ppl who actually lyk twilight

[emptyvoices31]

@THeUnkn0wnSh0w Are you just making fun of the Twilight fans who can't seem to spell? If so, that's pretty awesome.

[THeUnkn0wnSh0w]

@emptyvoices31 yeah :)

ahah... I have matured alot scince then x

[Captainofbadasssquad]

Every time a Twilight book is ruined, a healthy baby is born.

[northstar788]

LOL. she's hilarious :))

[dayvconsir]

Good to know girls exist who believe an obsesive "drug like" relationship is unhealthy. Playing two guys against each other because of your insecurity is too. I would tell a man like Jacob, and Edward for that matter to have some self respect. I would tell Bella that she is a brainlessly submissive, and self absorbed bitch.

[Devilhorns4444]

Harry Potter Fans: WIZARDS WHO WILL RECEIVE THEIR HOGWARTS LETTER

Twilight Fans: Muggles:)

[EGevilgenius]

@Devilhorns4444 more like squibs or mudbloods

[Devilhorns4444]

@EGevilgenius no...mudbloods have magical powers, and squibs have the right to know about the wizarding world... But muggles know NOTHING of the awesome magic, and should never know of it:P

[heartgirl79]

@Devilhorns4444 my owl should be arriving any day now

[warrirornunluv801]

I rather watch Tim Curry's infamous performance of Sweet Transvestite over Twilight.

[Sierradragon]

It is sad when a book is so bad that I find the idea of seeing it torn and destroyed fun. However, that book IS that bad. Shame on you Stephenie Meyer.

[ForeignGoran32]

If I was Anne Rice I would be soooo mad at Stephanie Meyer

[MasterYodaPuppet]

And forgot J.K. Rowling>Stephanie Meyer

[MasterYodaPuppet]

Harry>Cedric Hermione>Bella Dumbledore>Carlisle Ron>Jacob Sirius>Emmett Molly>Esme Voldemort>James Bellatrix>Victoria Snape>Laurient Death eaters> Volturi Harry potter>Twilight If anyone disagrees you're a muggle

[mainstdancer08]

I papershredded my copy of Twilight and sold my New Moon, Eclipse, and Breaking Dawn

[xMissyAicha]

The Alien vs. Predator thing made me laugh my ass off :'D

[art4thecure1]

god soo funny ;)

[VioletTeen17]

Whats the song at the end?

[devilin66]

wtf how is this news?i already knew twilight sucks ;D

lmao this is funny xD

[devilin66]

wtf how is this news?i already knew twilight sucks ;D

[bambeerose]

Will you marry me!?

[kuraimizusan]

I SEE GRIMMJOW

[hegartayy]

you're really tedious to watch. seriously? 9 minutes. Come on!

[hegartayy]

you can't say twilight is bad but pirates of the Caribbean is good!

Pirates has no plot, makes no sense, and just consists of shots of johnny depp with his one liners about rum.

not. good.

sure, twilight is bad, but at least it has some kind of plot line to it. it's understandable.

[kingofkings2603]

Yeah twilight sucks but jesus christ your teeth. Ever heard of a toothbrush?

[PleaseSignHere]

I needed a prop book for a school musical that required paged being torn out. Guess what was the perfect solution and was burned after wards? P.S. I am digging the Grimmjow poster in the back.

[HarukiMegumi]

@PleaseSignHere What's the plays name? I'd like to check it out!!

[specklesong]

Thumbs up if while she was ripping the book, you shouted "BURN IT!"

[HarukiMegumi]

@specklesong and to think, people somewhere are burning perfectly good Harry Potter books with out reading them, yet this crap remains uncharred. This is why teenagers around the world, unfortunately generalized, fail. *Sigh*

[art4thecure1]

@HarukiMegumi you can see several twilight book burning vids on youtube. its a sacred practice v....v

[specklesong]

My friend thinks a guy watching you sleep is romantic because of twilight >:(

[dianadesys]

don't give it with twilight if you haven't got sex for years honey, you should fuck someone and shut this mouth up

[MicukoFelton]

...I THINK I BLOODY LOVE YOU! MARRY ME! Wow xD And I know I'm a girl so what? Besides if all the men are like Edward... ehh, I'd so prefer a girl then. o_o

You seem to be having lots of fun at the end. xD lovely. It's an awesome video. Oh and btw not that I have much against Jacob, I don't have much of an opinion about him... but the writer fucked even that up. Because she broke rules of what is a werewolf as well, not only about the vampires.(sparkly, vegetarian vampires, God help us all! ._.)

[Diayin]

You only have one problem: Jacob is as douche-y as Edward. Its all just really really bad.

[missmuggledetector]

I would of used Twilight as toilet paper, but I didn't want to insult my ass.

[MrFogbert]

XD i think i just fell in love with U XDDD i lolt so hard it hurts XDDDD

(keep the book & sell it in 10 jears as an 1. seller XD)

[danielmetal12]

mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm GAYLIGHT sucks an metallica rules!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[twilightgirl445566]

@ToxicWitchling exactly why i didnt read breaking dawn and i meant for the ppl who are like omg i read the entire series 7 times and it was horrible if u dont like the first one why would read the others?

[twilightgirl445566]

i no evry1 is gonna be like u dont have to comment ! but anywy i wanna c y ppl dont like twilight but U DONT HAVE TO READ IT!!! srry but ITS TRUE! and p.s. think that it was sick how u just HAD to talk about the things u talked about @ 1:30!

[ToxicWitchling]

@twilightgirl445566 True we don't have to read it, but generally to have an opinion on it we'd have to. Most of us read it probably expecting it to be half decent just like any fan of Twilight would have, except afterwards we found it to be unsatisfactory . Plus how was it sick for her to talk about the logic of how a human and a vampire would reproduce? It's a perfectly valid plot point considering that's the whole Breaking Dawn issue.

[DiJone]

@twilightgirl445566 Anyone else notice that the pro-Twilight commentators are the one's who can't spell? Or type? Or grasp the concept of grammar? Anyone? Anyone???

[BloodShadowe]

@DiJone well, im not saying this in the defense of anyone cuz i dont know any of you, but commenting is like texting, the rules of grammar dont matter as long as they get their point across. Oh, and most of the spelling interpratations make sense.

[WingCommanderVinyaya]

@DiJone Or use punctuation, in my exprience.

[salormoon114]

ok so i guess we can put aside our diffrences and be friends



[TheEDBShow]

a lot of ppl say the teen wolves derived from twliligt...not me

[ravendarkwater]

Pirates were real, they just didn't go the plack thing. Every single copy of Twilight should be recycled into loo roll at least then it would be useful!!!!!!!!!!

[TehNikeShow]

i can use worse words to show my mention about twilight

[ssgirlf]

i am not stupid or any thing else i just like twlight so sorry for expressing my oppinyonnn

[GIRlikestocos123]

@ssgirlf *opinion.

[newyorkXnewyork]

the ends pretty extreme... but still, believe me, i've also read all four books, and they're such an embarrassment to American Literature.

[ssgirlf]

u are sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooo stupid and that is not nice and twilight is not as creative as ur middle toe she is just gonna get more money every time u make a vidio

[newyorkXnewyork]

@ssgirlf you're right, Twilight is not as creative as her middle toe (: you realize what you're saying when you write that.... it sucks.

[ToxicWitchling]

@ssgirlf If you're not a troll, you're doing your side of this argument some serious damage.

[townofed]

I like you because you hate twilight...and you have a Batman poster behind you... and you seem intelligent....respect chick.

[eaw1034]

If Edward is 100 years old, does that make him a pedophile? o__0

[heart4element]

@eaw1034 yes, yes it does

[ihatetwilightx0x]

lol to this video, i hate twilight. And I agree, how can vampires have babies with a human if they are technically dead? It should explain it in the book.

[samira1334]

THIS IS SO FREAKING HILARIOUS!!!! I love this vid! you are SO funny!

[myshoeswontshutup]

I Love You

[watchthis23ny]

grimmjow poster in the background--nice!

[akamaruakiba]

Cullens arent vampires! It are emo,sparkles-stupids.They havent on Spike,Damon,Dracula or else good real vampires. :D

[tawnypuplover]

I have a Twilight calender from (shhhh) back when I was still a Twi-Heart and I just picked up a black marker.

This is a theory my friend came up with

Stephanie Meyer is an alien and she planted mind control chips in the Twilight books. So save yourself. A very little percentage of Twilight readers are able to resist loving it.

My friend comes up with a lot of theories.

[tawnypuplover]

The only vampire I like is one my friend told me about from a book called The Necromancer, and she is actually vegetarian. I'm not talking about Twilight vegetarian. I mean real vegetarian, fruits and veggies

[jelly885]

why would you want to have a wolf baby it would kill you to

[mickj6]

FUCK TWILIGHT FANS YOU CAN ALL GO TO FUCKING HELL! I CAN'T BELIEVE THE CUNT FROM TWILIGHT WON BETTER ACTION SCENE AGAINST THE GIRL FROM KICK ASS!

FUCK ALL YOU TWILIGHT DICKHEADS!.

[burningpegasus]

@mickj6

what!? when and where did this happen!? 

[mickj6]

@burningpegasus It happened on October 19th on Spike TV's scream awards. Apparently not just best action scene but ultimate scare or whatever... and against a bunch of other better movies too.

[mickj6]

@burningpegasus October 19th on Spike Tv's shitty scream award show

[drgnrdrgrl]

@mickj6 action scene? a fucking action scene in TWILIGHT?!?! FUCK NO!!!

[WiccanMann04]

Love this Girl!!!!! 5 STARS!!!!!!!!

[revejump97]

Twilight sucks ape shit and should be burned....oh wait thats what im doing on Halloween <3

Twilight has fan girls that take this way to seriously! I got attacked by a Twitard at school and have a bandage on my arm from where she cut me because i said i hated twilight!

[gheldmann]

Team : Lauren Malloy

That girl at Bella's school who hated Bella

[Chimaster9]

VEGETARIAN VAMPIRES HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA!!!­!

[Borda5]

Girl, i TOTALLY supourt you!! and @dark127385 ROMEO AND JULIET (you idiot) Is a book!!!!!!! THAT could be a play.... YOU ROCKKKKKKKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!

[kingofgames1220]

I agree with you just stop getting so close to the cammera!

[Dark127385]

Let's see...Edward Cullen has no blood flow. How do you get a boner? Blood flow. So in Breaking Dawn, how did Eddie do Bella?

Oh, and you're a fcking moron. There were many great aspects to this series. I personally believe that Jacob Black did NOT have that much depth in his character. You should at least say that this is your opinion, not fact.

You bought the entire Twilight series just to destroy them? Nerd rage fail.

Oh, and Romeo and Juliet is a play, not a book. Learn your scriptures.

[heart4element]

@Dark127385 shes not a moron thats just your opinion

[heart4element]

@Dark127385 shes not a moron thats just your opinion

[Brownwolfy]

I absolutely adore you.

[aelita0hopper0]

LOVE IT!! I agree with you 100%!!! THANK YOU! THANK YOU!

[TsukiHana146]

Don't worry I don't hate you! :) I agree with you, Bella REALLY got on my nerves! And if it were up to me.....I would choose Jacob..without a doubt. :p

[DrumNBassHero]

=/ twilight? the only thing i like about it is The way they make there selves vulnerable to all spoof genres xD. Dance flick was the best. it was amazing that the wayans could own a hole bullshit sage in less then 10 seconds xD.

[Elkkun]

I officially love you.

For ripping it up 8D

[vukeidge]

we found the bottom of a burnt twilight page on the field at school today ^^

[tooty3030]

6:57

IS THAT GRIMMJOW IN THE BACKGROUND?

[dantereynolds]

i love you :)

thanks for verbalising how i feel about this "teenage girls wet dream" shit called a book

scott pilgrim is making for a much better read i think <:

[linkinpark670]

i am usually against destroying books, but this abomination doesnt deserve to exist

[gunwolfalpha]

sorry for the double post here but I had more to say lol. but also the guy that wrote Dracula taken two historic people and in a way combined them to make Dracula in his book. thous two people were Vlad the impaler and (I forgot her name) The Blood Countis who actually bathed in the blood of vergins thinking it had revers aging qualitys. also Vlad actually singed his name sometimes as Dracula. so we all can see that twit has no recerch to it at all and is the ramblings of some stupid lade.

[HasraX]

@gunwolfalpha I think SMeyer has actually stated that she didn't do actual research for her books pr that she skimmed websites for whatever research she did..

[gunwolfalpha]

I agree with you for twit is full of fairys and over grown hampsters, real vampires are killed or heart by the sun and have powers were they can shape shift into mist, bats, and yes wolfs. also the real warewolfs are HUMINOID not just wolfs. also you forgot one book she taken stuff out of which is "intervew with the vampire". now lets see what was put in a good vampire book lets say Dracula, the guy that writen that book traveld to Casivania and collected all this storys about vampires.

[elqueseapuntocom]

shit...i...i think i love her!!!!!! RoseSiege i love ya girl...XD

[CrazyTwilightNerd]

What a fucking lunatic! get a life seriously if you hate something forget about it and dont make a video about it! FREAK

[SPDcru]

@CrazyTwilightNerd

if you like something why are you watching a hate video about it?

"crazytwilightnerd"? who's the freak?

the bitch who obsesses over sparkly vampires and orgasms at an underwear model werewolf? or the girl who has her own opinion?

maybe she made a video to just get steam off her chest- would you rather have her kill your make believe boyfriend? i think not.

[SPDcru]

@CrazyTwilightNerd

although she does seem to be a little crazy

[ThreePockySticks]

@CrazyTwilightNerd I take it you're a horny 13 year old fangirl?

[Elkkun]

@CrazyTwilightNerd That's like saying "What a fucking lunatic! It's only a god-damned book so why's every single last teenager (and some moms) squeeling and orgasming over a cardboard cut-out! FREAKS!"

Uh-huh, we can all play at this game ¬_¬

[standimitri]

You got it wrong! its not Twighlite....Its Twighshite!

[Natasha1262]

BURN THAT SHIT!!!

[TheOneThatYouLoathe]

I think you're wrong. Jacob was mush. Leah had depth and actually problems. And apparently Meyer hated her guts because she was the ONLY character that ended up miserable at the end even though she was the ONLY one that deserved it.

[solarstarrkatt]

If you read twilight closely, you notice that Edward forgets half the time that he can read minds :/

[DragonKeyJones]

Twilight also copied the lost boys by making the main character come from pheonix. Lost Boys eats twilight for breakfast! I greed witht he stuff you said.

[revilo178]

"I think some Beehoven"?? Blasphemy! You HAVE to know the Emperor concerto you used from about 5:00 on! xD

Seriously: good points! Enjoyed watching.

[eaw1034]

98% of teens would be dead if Twilight said breathing wasn't cool. Post this if you are apart of the 2% laughing

[ssgirlf]

@eaw1034 twlight is awsome and u suck if u hate twlight everone loves twlight only losers hate it

[Bristowbratz]

@ssgirlf Only losers hate it? Jeeze, what about people who have actual good taste in books? I've read it, and i'll admit when I read it I loved it, but when I finished Breaking Dawn, I realized it was a waste of time, pathetic "young adults" book with superficial charaters and a totally pathetic MC "Bella". Nothing makes any sense, and it's pathetic. You want good books? Read "To Kill A Mockingbird" "The Gargoyle" "Brave New World" those are good books that you actually learn from. Good day

[DeathlyDavid]

@ssgirlf if everyone loves twilight then there wouldn't be any haters, your comment has more plot holes than breaking dawn.

[eaw1034]

@ssgirlf WOW! I really don't care! |:[

[Aslara]

@ssgirlf Patetic little human.Go read something else than Twilight to smart up.

[GIRlikestocos123]

@ssgirlf A persons interests is unrelated to that individuals successes, if you can't under stand that your an idiot.

[BloodShadowe]

@eaw103 And 99.9% of all teenage girls would die if Taylor Lautner died cuz he's frickin hot. IN YA FACE ROBERT WHOEVER YOU ARE CUZ I DONT CARE!

[AshiiNoel]

@BloodShadowe 99.9%? If that were true, I'd be disappointed in the teenage girls of today ;)

[daisyhinojosa23]

twilight sucks.