Crocodile eats shark and attack of the ninja kangaroo!

[SynthTrap]

You remind me of John Saffran, with a far less annoying voice.

[lukeshumack25]

they say the kangaroos are getting smarter too, as in, undercover kangaroos posing as humans

[AngryAussie]

@lukeshumack25 Sounds disturbing

[crzysleeper]

wait watching me as of this moment.... i think i crapped myself

[AngryAussie]

@crzysleeper They're always watching

[Unleasher619]

This guy is telling the truth. I have to fight off packs of Kangaroos on my way to work every day.

[AngryAussie]

@Unleasher619 It's something we all face

[bradleycontois]

@Unleasher619 have you ever been raped by ones flexy penis?

[FlentMan]

Did anyone hear about the fish\shark that has 1 eye?

[AngryAussie]

@FlentMan Thanks

[MrAirandfire]

y'see you can trust in the general curiosity of oddities, but you can't remotely trust news reporting on the economy, politics, or anything like that. well done for sorting that out.

[AngryAussie]

@MrAirandfire Fair enough

[cucmoc]

really ? why you next to him

[AngryAussie]

@cucmoc What?

[Blitzwolf44]

@evilbrainproductions just came accross your reply and i thought i should inform you that the term "you have no idea" used in australia normally means "its allot worse than you think" lol gday from 2yrs in the future

[jahismygod2]

i love how in other country's they warn you there might be something deadly in the water, in Australia its a definite - you step into the water you WILL DIE, you will either get eaten or stung so NO SWIMMING

[AngryAussie]

@jahismygod2 We're not scared

[hippiegirl011]

i wish i could move to australia

[AngryAussie]

@hippiegirl011 It's a good place to be

[hippiegirl011]

@AngryAussie Sorry about that but that was not me that posted that tahat was my friendf savannah

[MrRainbowmonkies]

wat a bamf

[AngryAussie]

@MrRainbowmonkies Yeah!

[aussasman97]

hahahahahh omg this is funny,how funny are us auzzie's ayye ;)

[AngryAussie]

@aussasman97 Cheers mate

[seppsters]

too loud

[AngryAussie]

@seppsters Wuss

[dreamhack111]

2 girls 1 kangaroo

[AngryAussie]

@dreamhack111 ew!

[jampatoe]

OH DAMN i totally live in australia im screwed

[AngryAussie]

@jampatoe It's a dangerous life

[michaelphelps2]

flexi penis.... I WANT ONE

[AngryAussie]

@michaelphelps2 Creepy

[michaelphelps2]

@AngryAussie haha how.... jk

[SiamNinara]

Ohhhhhhhhhhhh my god! Indeed! Ha! Ha! Ha!

[AngryAussie]

@SiamNinara Indeed

[overtheflats]

The story about the Shark eating the Croc reminds me of the story about a Florida Gator trying to kill a Boa Constrictor in the Florida Everglades. Turns out that both of them died trying to kill each other. Crazy but true.

[AngryAussie]

@overtheflats Animals are like that

[epicduckeh6]

let me guess...YOUR CANADIAN!!

[AngryAussie]

@epicduckeh6 Hilarious

[numba1Tailsfan]

@epicduckeh6 Let me guess, your an Ignorant American.

[dukeflyswatter345]

the kangaroo a.k.a kangawallafox 

[AngryAussie]

@dukeflyswatter345 Indeed

[JokerIRL117]

theres a kangaroo looking trough my window what do i do

[AngryAussie]

@JokerIRL117 Panic 

[JokerIRL117]

@AngryAussie help me

[lokitkitkatkittykat]

okay, this is the first video ive seen if this guy, and does anyone else think he looks kinda like barney from how i met your mother?

[AngryAussie]

@lokitkitkatkittykat I don't watch that show so I don't know who that is

[lokitkitkatkittykat]

@AngryAussie not a lot of people do. *cough*

[AlexZmKiller]

Dude you forgot yourself. now that's scary!! =O. =P

[AngryAussie]

@AlexZmKiller What?

[mteddybear123]

Ur so wierd:)

[AngryAussie]

@mteddybear123 I like life that way

[MrJaredlol]

they climbing through your window snatching your people up

hide you kids hide your wife

they raping er body out here

[AngryAussie]

@MrJaredlol Hell yes

[fatalwish666]

dude teh feck in aussie country isnt dangerous?

[AngryAussie]

@fatalwish666 Nothing

[ChloeMostard]

If theres a kangaroo at my window in suburban Melbourne.. I'll be asking questions..

[AngryAussie]

@ChloeMostard You should be!

[MushisCow]

I'm surprised that yu actually take time to answer people, but i think it's great. and i laughed so hard at the watching penis too. Good job man! :-)

[AngryAussie]

@MushisCow I enjoy the interaction (with the people who are worth it)

[MushisCow]

@AngryAussie Ahh, wise words. But i feel the same way. Great respect for you!

[YAUJTAwarrior]

LOOOOOOOOL LAUFGHED SO HARD AT THE FLEXY PENIS WATCHING YOU LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

[AngryAussie]

@YAUJTAwarrior It's what they do

[YAUJTAwarrior]

@AngryAussie LOOOOOL

[MrGeicos]

I would laugh SO HARD if someone was ACTUALLY being eaten by a shark that was being eaten by a crocodile

[AngryAussie]

@MrGeicos It's a risk we run every day

[HeNrYn0705]

i'ld rofl if the croc tried to drown the shark

[AngryAussie]

@HeNrYn0705 That's exactly what they do

[HeNrYn0705]

@AngryAussie that is my point crocidiles hunt thier prey by drowning them but the shark lives lives in the water so then it would be more funny

[AngryAussie]

@HeNrYn0705 And if a shark stops moving it "drowns" so the croc's attack would work

[HellCatFury12]

Angry mate, you forgot about Drop Bears.... can't forget telling tourists about those.

[AngryAussie]

@HellCatFury12 They weren't in the news

[101bojangels]

omg how do you survive? you must have a daddy kangaroo who protects you in exchange you do his laundry and clean his cell!

[AngryAussie]

@101bojangels I'm not talking

[101bojangels]

@AngryAussie That's probably for the best you wouldn't want to upset your muscle would you?

[AngryAussie]

@101bojangels If sharks don't keep moving they "drown" so a crocodile's attack world work

[Thesinistermangoz]

the kangaroo must be related to bruce lee.....

[AngryAussie]

@Thesinistermangoz Very likely

[littlelor6]

what if i lay down traps near my window and sleep with a 8 gauge shotgun with slugs rounds loaded????

[AngryAussie]

@littlelor6 They will sneak up behind you

[SazzaSerhani567]

alll right nice vid awesome its ace the 752 with a new account rock on aussies rule!!

[AngryAussie]

@SazzaSerhani567 Cheers

[SameAsMuli]

So what jumps through the kangaroo's windows..?

[AngryAussie]

@SameAsMuli Your momma

[JoshBoy2439]

@AngryAussie Dang 2 top comments by the same person....

[kiwicanuck1973]

@SameAsMuli Lori Petty!

[evann5]

LOL!!!!!!!! That kangaroo can peform a colonoscopy on you!!!

KANGAROO RAPE!!!!

[AngryAussie]

@evann5 They're evil like that

[weedandmeful]

i wounder if the kangaroo could do the worm with his dick

[AngryAussie]

@weedandmeful It looks like it

[MrThejay123]

AMAZING!!!

[AngryAussie]

@MrThejay123 Thanks

[MrThejay123]

lol is this true?

[AngryAussie]

@MrThejay123 Read the link - absolutely true

[untamedhartz]

I thought every male had a flexi penis 0.o

[AngryAussie]

@untamedhartz If you've seen males do what that kangaroo does, they were possessed by the devil.

[aCiDb0x]

@AngryAussie Were? DID HE LEAVE!???! WHY WASNT I TOLD!?!??!?

[vorkev1]

shit mate that dount scare me ill fuck with them all kanga are the mess tho yah that shit is scarry. i admit that. thay wors then a kicking dden in the windsheld.

[AngryAussie]

@vorkev1 Just watch out for the flexi penis

[bigmike8991]

@vorkev1 hahahah what?

[DoomRider101]

lmfao! dude you're funny when you're saying "SHUT THE FUCK UP" every 2 seconds and when you're talking about animals!

[AngryAussie]

@DoomRider101 It's a fun thing to say

[DoomRider101]

@AngryAussie

Indeed it is, i say it alot too.

[Denzel5142]

95% of crimes are done by kangaroos in australia....

[AngryAussie]

@Denzel5142 This is true

[Dragkyre]

@Denzel5142 My 2 accomplices for the bank robbery i pulled off today were Kangaroos, also make for good get away drivers too, hop in their pouch and nothing can catch you

[xptwillie]

"Flexy penis???" No offense, brah, but you sound like Paul Hogan getting bumrushed in the outback by an angry wallabe while he protests, "Please mate, not another shrimp on the barby."

BTW, we love Australia. Beautiful land, great people, just a little jab in the side. :-)

[AngryAussie]

@xptwillie Hilarious

[spyrospyrospyro123]

IF you live in australia, everything he says is true

[AngryAussie]

@spyrospyrospyro123 Yes it is

[arcieboii]

Angryaussie im australian and i just started watching yur videos ur awesome

[AngryAussie]

@arcieboii Glad you like them :)

[PredatorKillsAlien]

@AngryAussie I am a stereotypical American and I hate you because you can't speak English right.

BTW: I really am American, but I love your vids.

[ac690]

@AngryAussie Wow chill im just saying you don't sound like an Aussie

[THEmarster11101]

SHIT HE CAME FROM NOWARE OUT MY WINDOW IT COCK SLAPPED ME WITH ITS FLEXIBLE PENIS

[AngryAussie]

@THEmarster11101 It's what they do

[bmad66]

i wish i had a giant flexible penis

[AngryAussie]

@bmad66 Dream that dream!

[Sparkyj1991]

Stop doing all these stupid headlines to get views its gay, you obviously made this up

[AngryAussie]

@Sparkyj1991 Try fucking reading you ignorant brain dead cunt. Or has you fucked up family been inbreeding for you to be too fucking stupid to master something as simple as following a link? Just fuck off you stupid fucking child, there is literally NOBODY on the face of the planet who gives a fuck if you live or die.

[Sparkyj1991]

@AngryAussie Wow somebody is on their period today

[AngryAussie]

@Sparkyj1991 Not your stinking slut whore mother - I saw her on a webcam gang banging a line of truck drivers.

[tdubs901]

@AngryAussie hahahahaha! you sir are an inspiration

[AngryAussie]

@tdubs901 I do my best

[TheAirmaster23]

i see him OMG!!!!!!!!!! kangaroo



[AngryAussie]

@TheAirmaster23 There he is!

[Cylixx3]

Wow, 7 figures.

[AngryAussie]

@Cylixx3 Which is actually kind of depressing

[jvdaboss]

I can't stop watching this, It's Hilarious :D

[AngryAussie]

@jvdaboss Glad you enjoy it so much :)

[natevstucker]

thumps up if u looked at your window!!!!!!

[AngryAussie]

@natevstucker Best to be safe

[WatchMeMakeMagic]

FUCKING DROP BEARS!

[AngryAussie]

@WatchMeMakeMagic They're very dangerous

[rolf778]

lol !

[DoomRider101]

lmfao!

[AngryAussie]

@awkando1 But I give great tours!

[theWithin567jr]

ohhh... he doesnt want people to migrate to australie!

[AngryAussie]

@theWithin567jr Not wussy people

[cutcorp]

AND ITS TERRIFYING FLEXY PENIS!!! Roflmao!

[AngryAussie]

@cutcorp The terrifying truth

[koolkid21ful]

epic title

[AngryAussie]

@koolkid21ful It sums up the content

[koolkid21ful]

@AngryAussie i know, but the content in this video summed up, the way its worded, is SO epic!!! :) 

[corey62679]

he just made Australia sound bad WTF

[AngryAussie]

@corey62679 Harden the fuck up you little pussy

[scarredman42]

It's Monty Python's Holy Grail's Killer Rabbit! Yeah... It's got huge, sharp teeth. It can leap....... Look at the bones!!!........... Huh... I digress...

[AngryAussie]

@scarredman42 Nothing next to a kangaroo

[GotYoochun]

Don't forget the koalas.... Sorry I'm not 100% sure of how to spell them, and this comment isn't important enough for me to look it up...Yet I had time to explain, and make an explanation for my explanation.

[ZxSkyLineKidxZ]

I am glad I live in NYC...We only have mobs of Squirrels and pigeons...But beware...They attack by pooping on you! No where is safe hahahaha...wasn't hoping to see and here about a kangaroo's "flexible penis" too funny

[AngryAussie]

@ZxSkyLineKidxZ It's the terrible truth

[lafindumond]

Holy shit.. I was thinking of visiting down undah, but I really don't wanna get raped by a flexy kangaroo penis.. :\

[AngryAussie]

@lafindumond You have to be careful

[dan20soccer]

i watch this ALL the time!!! this is TOO funny!!!! 

[AngryAussie]

@dan20soccer Glad you enjoy it

[NintendoPikmin123]

about the kangaroo tht isnt scary at all untill u said flexible penis O_O

[AngryAussie]

@NintendoPikmin123 That's the really scary bit

[matherbeatz]

the happiest angry man i've  ever seen

[AngryAussie]

@matherbeatz Anger makes me happy

[Romeowasbleeding1]

Please come to South Africa when it come to danger, every single one of our animals will match, and beat yours! Including the humans! :D

[arcangelchin]

@Romeowasbleeding1 : HAHA..! you are right...! i love Africa..!

[jdcrash888]

@arcangelchin its austrelia not africa

[carrieluvv]

ninja kangaroo.... annnnnnnnnnnnndd...SUBSCRIBED.­..yeah its good stuff

[AngryAussie]

@carrieluvv Cheers and welcome aboard!

[EnglishHighsociety]

Im in the UK he most dangerous thing here is a wasp.....Pretty lame,lol

[AngryAussie]

@EnglishHighsociety We do it for real

[jihad4realniz]

@EnglishHighsociety hmm u forgot the english people ;)

[masterchief562]

yepp hes ANGRY!

[bassmasta321]

anyone else look out their window?

[AngryAussie]

@bassmasta321 Best to be safe

[MacPcGy]

@bassmasta321 yes, and there it was. IT WAS SNOWING!

[MW2Ripstikk]

@bassmasta321 goddang i was just gonna say, "XD i looked out my window!" but NO! u put it their first... lol

[K10ESW]

@bassmasta321 in on the 3er floor in london and i checked. feel a bit dumb now. 

[bigmike8991]

@bassmasta321 fuck! i will now. damnit.

[DannyDGreci]

He reminds me of Dave Hughs

[AngryAussie]

@DannyDGreci I'll take that as a compliment

[Hellborndelux]

@DannyDGreci A cross between Dave Hughes and Wil Andreson.

[FrankCleocuz]

lol, I remember telling some pommy backpackers, who I took camping, that, in the area we were camping, there were swarms of nocturnal ''jumping wolf spiders'' that liked nothing better than laying eggs in sleeping people's mouths.

When they reacted with horror I added ''Don't worry, there's also swarms of poisonous millipedes that feed on them, you'll be safe from them if you sleep with your mouth shut''

[AngryAussie]

@FrankCleocuz Good advice!

[fuzzybrowd]

u cool dude

[AngryAussie]

@fuzzybrowd Thanks

[bazzarr]

My mother was raped by a kangaroo and the result was my brother.