Master Chief Theater 3000: Episode 303 (halo machinima)
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  • Cheif : and who ever controls the fate of the Universe controls which day is casual friday.

    Me : and the Covennat want to turn it into Formal Monday.

    Cheif : Ok now it just got personel

    Haloister 1 year ago

  • Keys speaks elite xD

    kereealazer 1 year ago

  • I don't appreciate having to read "tard," you could at least have said it to me through the speakers. GOD!

    m03hawkman 1 year ago

  • that was some awesome alliteration.

    TransformersFan34869 1 year ago

  • Hobo Want some change? LOL!!!

    Zentrix97 1 year ago

  • cheif i have a new mission for you,i want you to shoot stuff....Yay!

    SkySavior 1 year ago

  • @Zachariahmiester

    heres the timeline for halo so far

    Halo wars, Halo:Reach,Halo,Halo 2 and halo 3

    indignentshrew 1 year ago

  • @indignentshrew and then ODST

    MaggotF0rLife 1 year ago

  • ah yes of course

    indignentshrew 1 year ago

  • odst is during the timeline of halo 3

    RhinoAnimation 1 year ago

  • you forgot odst

    Dkmasteris 1 year ago

  • @indignentshrew actually its

    Halo Wars,Halo:Reach,Halo,Halo 3 ODST and Halo 2 together,then Halo 3.

    haloruler170 1 year ago

  • @indignentshrew Halo ODST is before Halo 3

    halo3gameplayonline 1 year ago

  • Seriously, how come their are Spirit Transports in Halo 1, but not 2 and 3?! They didn't come back 'till Halo Wars, WTF!?!?

    Zachariahmiester 1 year ago

  • @Zachariahmiester They felt like making new ones. I'm sure they're both in Halo: Reach though.

    ToaMahriLeader 1 year ago

  • you get a gold star ever since i saw that last year i say that to people who say something obvious

    mekel01 1 year ago

  • fucking comercials on machinima..

    ShOtGuN909 1 year ago

  • LOL HOLUHOP XD

    82ndwife 2 years ago

  • that question make me facepalm

    SH4D0W0733 2 years ago

  • this is halo1 then?

    Maris113 2 years ago

  • obviously

    Kaykayslayer1 2 years ago

  • ............... Wort?

    Darth305 2 years ago

  • Hunters! They like hunting!

    Darth305 2 years ago 17

  • lol alliteration

    a4o31 2 years ago

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    bluemaxof 2 years ago

  • I know this random, but the music at the end with the credits should of been the music that was playing when you were coming down in the drop pod in ODST.

    am I right?

    StuntedSnail 2 years ago

  • wow u get a *red* starx5#

    whowhatwhenwatch 2 years ago

  • ''well we moved what do we do now?'' ahahahahah its briliant

    MrCocopuffs12 2 years ago

  • wow you get a gold star!

    skram2748 2 years ago

  • If I'm analyzing this correctly...

    Presses #

    Master Chief sticks Captain Keyes with a plasma grenade... ending Halo: CEs' storyline early.

    tomcatm16 2 years ago 2

  • dood totally passed up awesome joke at 3:09... They should of said "That slut!" hehe

    Silkyfredo 2 years ago

  • The called it "hula hoop"

    willman529 2 years ago

  • Wow this reminds me of that dream i had last night... I think it ended with us all being slaughtered by invisible elite's......nah!!!

    stardust113ify 2 years ago 4

  • Hobo want some change?

    motoboy101 2 years ago 2

  • lol keys said i heard the guards talking about this ring world they call it hulahoop lol lamo

    wiikid9 2 years ago 18

  • wow, this reminds me of the dream i had last night, it ended with us being slaughtered by invisible elites. ehhhh, nah!

    I overheard the guards talking about this ringworld, they call it hulahoop!!

    LOL

    icelightningwiz 2 years ago

  • 1:09 , they should had said: Master Chief must be really fat

    Pewdie 2 years ago

  • ok i moved.....

    .... my fingers

    xXJustAnEmoXx 2 years ago

  • and if you rub it will give you three wishes

    angus97100 2 years ago 2

  • captain, Hunters "there like.. Hunting" LOL xD

    ninjaspirit7 2 years ago 5

  • which episode is "wheres will"?

    Guandy 2 years ago 2

  • back in halo 3 wow i never thot id say/typ that

    jay3dg 2 years ago

  • "But damned if it didn't give me a raging semi!"

    Ddog64 2 years ago

  • why did they speed though the first part

    caller347 2 years ago

  • wow... you get a gold star

    Monkeybrains54 2 years ago

  • They call it...Hoola hoop.

    IXCmoneyXI 2 years ago

  • red vs blue sarge terd head *cough*

    HereSpartan117 2 years ago

  • roffle my woffles

    jakethepokemaster 2 years ago

  • Lol!

    "Wow, this reminds me of that dream I had last night! I think it ended with all of us being slaughtered by invisible elites. ehhhhh. nah!"

    icelightningwiz 2 years ago 4

  • captian hunters -they like hunting

    swatdude77 2 years ago

  • i want you to shoot stuff yay

    swatdude77 2 years ago

  • Nice MST3k parody

    mblizzle09 2 years ago

  • so funny

    latinsoldier88 2 years ago

  • why not a gilatine

    bluetank55555 2 years ago

  • I dont know I guess Im just not that artistic.

    elitehater85 2 years ago

  • Lol that was funny as hell as usual :)

    skulldie 2 years ago

  • Bobo wants some change?

    ultraprime501 2 years ago

  • uh i think it was hobo

    SDCentertainment 2 years ago

  • WOW YOU GET A GOLD START!

    ooogmorg 2 years ago

  • How do we know mr smily really isnt mrs miley?

    elitehater85 2 years ago

  • It's a mystery!!! :P

    - Smiley... er Miley

    PyrosmileProductions 2 years ago

  • Ah its okay I think your covers blown now ... ya know just sayin

    elitehater85 2 years ago

  • "But damn if it didn't give me a raging semi-" LOL!!!

    kurai50 2 years ago

  • lol women drivers

    Constar93 2 years ago

  • wtf 303 videos ???????

    NoobBob21 2 years ago

  • season 3 episode 03

    jayalan792 2 years ago

  • he explained it in the beginning of the video... Season 3, Episode 3,

    making it 3(season) 03(episode) ---> 303

    oaklandp8ntbalr 2 years ago

  • Love Master chief theater ;) 10/5

    LordSwordbreak 2 years ago

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    HailProduction 2 years ago

  • cortana: just let me hack the ships interface.

    Keyes: ill take this bird out myself.

    thank god.

    mojoflowboy 2 years ago

  • It's actually Billy...

    Oldredtank 2 years ago

  • why all the negative comments? don't like it, just change videos

    questman500 2 years ago 2

  • that was just bad...

    cookie852 2 years ago

  • "While the gurads had us looked in here I heard them talking about this ring world, they call it hula hoop!!!!"

    Figed 2 years ago

  • Chief I have a new misson for you,I need you to shoot stuff.....

    yay!

    nice vid

    PixleViewer 2 years ago

  • he already has pal...

    EvilSoccerBallPro 2 years ago

  • lol hula hoop

    billyifan 2 years ago

  • Who started this whole gay bob thing?

    hayabusa2007spartan 2 years ago

  • who is bob

    transformersisaswome 2 years ago

  • no he shouldn't its super annoying seeing bob everywhere, so lame.

    indian838 2 years ago 2

  • it's just a stick figure

    Fearfulcrawdog 2 years ago

  • WOW, you get a gold star! XD

    sirlink13 2 years ago

  • Fuck Bob he has to be stopped!!!

    funkeytamale 2 years ago 3

  • We must unite and mark them as a spam!

    TheElfWhoShotJFK 2 years ago

  • i agree, BOB MUST DIE!!!

    chad5543 2 years ago

  • Big Old Bastard

    TheElfWhoShotJFK 2 years ago

  • YES WE MUST

    maplefan333 2 years ago

  • the ship wants to give me a hug, that gave me a lol.

    RaichyxRaichu 2 years ago

  • 2 stars... -_-

    H0rizon1 2 years ago

  • i dont know about you but i just got a BONER

    theworthyreport 2 years ago

  • 'F' to the 'A' to the 'I' to the 'L'!

    CamBroz 2 years ago

  • they call it GAYLOOLOLOLOLOLOL

    elianpz 2 years ago

  • no there not u idiot and woman driver

    darkassian111 2 years ago

  • these videos continually degrade.

    Keithovich07 2 years ago

  • ya i agree

    Cr4zyPr3st0n 2 years ago

  • lol the sexist jokes

    skitzless 2 years ago

  • Wow. I just discovered this series now.

    Master Chief Theater 3000, that is. Not...not Halo. Or Mystery Science Theater 3000. I already knew those.

    But...yunnow...the combination. New. And funny.

    VolatileChemical 2 years ago

  • Not really that funny at all...

    phry5 2 years ago

  • those covenent ships are better then the halo 2-3 sell outs

    zomgnoob4500 2 years ago

  • yeah i would so enjoy a giant square carrying my troops around than a phantom.

    khmaster01 2 years ago

  • "That's bad news...and fire is hot..."

    Rofl.

    angelmarine1292 2 years ago

  • so... very... boring... zzzzz......

    chris4268 2 years ago

  • lol

    explocion2009 2 years ago

  • Are y'all gonna be doing Halo Wars?

    Jasinto1972 2 years ago

  • I loved the part with the controls of the ship.

    "Give me a minute to interface with the controls."

    "No, please no, no no no no!"

    "That's ok, I'll take this bird out myself."

    "Oh, phew."

    That was good.

    Halo cutscenes are much harder to work with since they're so much shorter on average, but I still get a few good laughs out of these. Good job!

    Brantrecon 2 years ago

  • it wants 2 give me a hug lol

    johntheawsome117 2 years ago

  • "Everybody, mount up, let's get on board!."

    "And after that, go ahead and enter the ship."

    Lol, it took me 5 seconds to figure out the joke but laughed out loud when I did. Hurray for not thinking!! :D

    FunnyDVDInc 2 years ago

  • JESUS!!!! if someone controlls casual friday.... Their power would be limitless

    ThatGuy838 2 years ago

  • How'd u get that?

    Techwrath 2 years ago

  • thank god there wasnt a woman driver... WHEW!!!!

    dieall37 2 years ago

  • And whoever controls the universe controls casual Friday.

    LemonLimeMan 2 years ago 2

  • HOOLA HOOP!!!!

    ROFL!!!

    nishbrown 2 years ago 2

  • winnor

    DillzyDr00d 2 years ago

  • hay i love that show

    mecantname 2 years ago

  • he"And whoever controls the universe controls catsual Friday." he said the day

    CPTMarine 2 years ago

  • "They call it, Hula hoop." Lol. Love these, keep making them!

    magesta55 2 years ago

  • this is dumb comedy lmao but works

    iabaca 2 years ago

  • hell yeah. i love these. keep making em!

    buttersownsuall 2 years ago 2

  • like lion king 1/2

    tremlin1 2 years ago

  • aaaaa the ship wants me to give it a hug

    Verrnos 2 years ago

  • i have a new mission for you... i want you to shoot stuff...YAY

    Verrnos 2 years ago 2

  • lol hula hop

    devastation79 2 years ago

  • stop putting this everywhere its not funny

    omano117 2 years ago

  • K im just gonna ask. Why the hell are people on youtube posting comments like this.

    ChugaTheMonkey 2 years ago

  • Howd u do that Thats sick

    superkidsyan 2 years ago

  • they call it...hula hoop!

    master10986 2 years ago

  • what does FTW stand for

    kwizatch 2 years ago

  • Free the weed

    AwesomeSauce714 2 years ago