The Apprentice UK S03E01 P2

[TheAlkalineforlife]

bunch of shit houses. voting someone in against their will nearly. hasnt no-one realised yet that the first task is the easiest.

[NoirFilleChante]

Andy is so full of shit. Can't stand him already.

[Keisari70]

Tre is a sneaky bastard.Nicked the name of his outfit of wankers from somebodys else outfit of wankers.Typical muzzie cunt.LOL

[Keisari70]

Sir Alan is a boring cunt.Hope his helicopter crashes in the thames.With him in it!

[DrTangoDrCash]

Simon is a slippery character - little devil.

[muiroford1]

Andy is always touching the men. I suspect he may be a car salesman.

[viklondon]

lol. that fatso is such a loser.

[TJ347]

What's pitiful is that they get several hours to get ready, where the TV audience is to believe they only get 30 minutes, and they take empty suitcases to the boardroom, where the TV audience is to believe they bring all of their belongings. As if all those people could get ready in 30 minutes without the house having a bathroom for each of them, and the clothing and so forth for a twelve week process could be stored in a single suitcase. Phony baloney. Still enjoyable to watch these idiots!

[ate796]

4:55 this is what Im talking about :D

[luerexbob]

Thanks for putting these up :).'

[hummussexual]

how did sir alan know about the team name n bring te azams cv?

aslo so what if he chose that name...?

[hummussexual]

none of the candidates, from season 1 right til 7 never volutneer to be PM and always say "im happy to do it if u want"

wtf

n they say they have leadership skills?!

[kellyfortune]

''Just.....one more thing'' Not a terrible 'columbo' impression from Sir Alan, but it still needs some work.

[sleepypoodle]

"I know that life ithn't alwayth bithcuits and thandwiches" ...thank goodness for that then!

[Camelsarse]

Thats totally brilliant, voting in the man who obviously is the most reluctant to take the job! ahahahahahah

[oasisvalley]

Ohhh dear tre

[daspinguru]

Andy Sucks @ 3:07.

[daspinguru]

LMAO at Simon! I thought he was going to say "good, I'll be project manager", but no he wants to vote on it when he knows literally nothing about anyone there. I'm surprised there isn't one douchebag who just wants to "go for it".

[NottinghamForest22]

lmao at Andy.

[BahamianGal1]

I can't stand Andy already

[beccaRed11]

@BahamianGal1 hes such an idot

[fredclrk]

lol silent but deadly, at 7:00

[Freedom4Anyone]

7:28 Love how he laughs and says "I dont work for them"

[xxshannen1xx]

they spend way to long on the pm/name selecting.

[doomed2obscurity]

lol at the guys all trying to stand resolute in the blast from the helicopter!!

[EmptyEmmyIsMe]

Andy, shut the fuck up. 

[LackadaisicalE]

A notable difference between UK and US versions..the Americans have to draw lots to decide who will be team leader because they all want to. In the UK version, everybody is shirking the task from the get-go if they can. And no, its not because theyre smarter, its because theyre mediocre and full of hot air.

[fredclrk]

@LackadaisicalE , ermm not in the later series, i mean their still full of hot air but they all want to be team leader

[itsjoyz]

It amazes me how the girls haven't taken a shower yet and one of the guys is already set to go :)

[ohdoshutit1]

lol rory looks fucked and they haven't even started. god i love this show

[ohdoshutit1]

this much is certus, i need a piss

[topbluffa1]

andys misstake was when he said "that sounds like bullying"

just singled him out even more as the target to bully even more than being the fat one with glasses :S.

[boringgrass]

at 4:52 are the girls having a shower together?

[thankuify]

adam reminds me of sam frm the US Version season 1....i dunno if any of u seen it....but hes damnnnnnnnnnnn irritating!!!

[ZomgAKnife]

andy is an inspirational man

[batcaked]

pity him kids,  the lectuers

[slickbackbike]

Wow. Blast from the past. I actually edited this episode and the final for that year.

Of all the shows I've cut this is still my favourite.

[NineInchWilly]

@slickbackbike

Yeah, so did I!

[ohdoshutit1]

@slickbackbike your editing is shit. lol, joke.

[BunnyFantastico]

Yeay! Francis is back!

[Adeel9]

lol. Only if Sir Alan was like just one more thing, f*** you and then flew off in his heli.

[NineInchWilly]

@Adeel9

That, would be hilarious.

:I

[DPH1984]

I’m sure Andy is a nice guy but he’s so embarrassing - is he for real?

[UltimateVenom]

andy's showing up us northerners, silly twat.

[lanpingpug]

Sir Alan looked so pissed off about that whole name game that Trey tried it on with. What do you think pissed him off most about it all?

[TheHowlingWolf2]

Tray is a weird lookin asshole. His face looks like he took a frying pan to it!

[KingKungFuCantona]

Andy really didn't understand the dynamic of The Apprentice. It's not football. You could tell just by the way he was talking that he was going to be terrible

[marthafarquar]

That curly haired guy at 2:40's owning the lot of them, lol

[Emmalala123]

That Andy guy is a bit of a gobshite I think.

[renegaed]

I don't think my life has ever involved biscuits and sandwiches in the same sentence

[hbarad93]

adam and andys hug was really gay and slow lol

[EalaDubh]

What a bunch of bastards, 'we have all democractically decided in your absence to give you the poisoned chalice.' :)

[vasant85]

leader swap already?? alan`s unpredictable.

[chanrandom]

"life isn't always biscuits and sandwiches" ha, i've never heard that one before :P

[topbluffa1]

lolll with her added lisp its even funnier.

you guys should all watch the apprentice Your fired.

it is the show that was on afterwards where they discuss it and its funny.

[BenWindsorTV]

piece of genius from Tre to generate a good bit of advertisement for the company he works for :D

[00AJS]

haha, does Nick touch Margaret and then clean his hand around the 9:00 minute mark?

[HannahHorrorxify]

@00AJS omg i think he does! cringe!

[BambinoChicino]

I dont mean to be cruel, but the way Andy speaks is really annoying. And the way he preaches how he left his job, uh, they all have!!

[angrylaserhobo]

why the fuck are they even arguing so much over being leader, it doesn't even matter

[topbluffa1]

because they all know being team leader in week one = 33.3% at chance of getting fired on the first week if you lose and nothing to back yourself up with from previous weeks.

[stickitupyourasteric]

@topbluffa1 your fact holds no water, now think again.

[rp3632]

Faggot chickened out but got his come-uppance! Pwn3d Andy!

[jess0687x]

trey is a cock, n a minger

[frolicwitme]

oh andy you are such a tosser lol, should have kept your gob shut

[RydEr555555]

love it if andy was on the show for longer love it if him and tre had a kick off

[wastedjonin]

I'll tell you something thats definite, do you remember a couple of days ago when I told you never to underestimate me, certus is gonna bleeding hurt us, you've been licked over boys. LOL!

[LittleimaginatioN]

Sir Alan walks very robotically.

[quaqmireful]

The car sales anager gets on my nerve, sigh!

[7heAre7s]

the fat guy looks like my I.T teacher...

[DavidColumbia]

the blokes did that Andy up like a right kipper! poor bloke

[jazman170]

would be funny if they had one guy who was on the dole...what fun headlines that would have made - from queuing on the dole line to the apprentice, can this be a fairytale ending for him/her?' lol

[njjroberts]

1 drink and hes anyones, shit man u left ur job? ummm has he seen episode 2?

[abbeyhilary]

the fat guy is so annoying

[njjroberts]

yup, probably a legend in his house

[KINGJUDAS]

Andy Andy Andy...(Sigh)...You need a new hero as acting like David Brent is a very very bad persona.

[njjroberts]

lol, thats it! knew it was familiar. such a douch if u left ur dam job, i woulda made sure not to be first out, he didnt read the art of war befoe coming in!

[luna1463]

Andy is a spineless gimp! Trying to foist off the responsibility onto adam do it for me maaate, i'll be your right hand man - course you will, u shit! And he had to do it anyway!! HAHA awesome.

[opinionanonymous]

JADINE suked my willy wonker

[easyjet4989]

in french a 'douche' means a bathroom

[TheMusicalOfMe]

I thought it meant shower.....

[TehKikapu]

Andy is such a douche.

[IamYourGodWorshipMe]

Looks like andy is grooming his lates victim at 2.25

[tiger55331]

Trey's my favourite

[luna1463]

oh shut up andy, you utter prick.

[oliveklue]

5 bathrooms=3person/bathroom, how could every of them get a chance to use it and dress up in just 30min?

[luckyspurs]

"We work until we bleed" lol.

Calm down mate.

[MrSakosh1]

andy acts like he is some kind of hero :)

[helz44]

Haha Andy's thoughts right now.....ah shit

[runescape747260]

you have to love the brits

[CalazioneDaBob]

the british are so congratulatory of every little thing. Woooo seats ! Wooo a name ! Woooo PM ! like fucks sake just get on with it

[alrdd]

Kinda like Irish are always drunk all the time.

[CalazioneDaBob]

funny how you can say that when britain has the biggest percentage of binge drinking :)

[catppop]

UK version is better. Sir Alan is a prick, but Trump is a goof and gimmick not someone to want to work for.

[zeblezeb]

looks like a cheap version of the Apprentice made in US.

[comedyplayerVL]

No actually. It was made with the BBC. Correct me if im wrong.

[leeisanob]

sir alen is fucking ruthless

[luna1463]

life isnt all biscuits and sandwiches..

lol, I love jadine

[tayessex]

andy looks like CHUNK out of the goonies..........DO THE TRUFFLE SHUFFLE LOL

[JohnBarnes2007]

Andy is such an idiot he gets mugged off completely at the start

[jamelmektoub]

Team CERTUS! WOOHA !! ROFLMAO

[krisyouxi]

This is so funny

[UnderDog988]

Wow... the chick in this dont know shit about buiness ther just here to have fun...

[untreat]

''everyone of you gays...''

[frolicwitme]

you can nearly tell whats going through his mind ," shit shit shit".

and he thought he got away with being task leader lmao!!!!!!!!!!!!

[rp3632]

Andy is such a fag. He puts himself forward then welches at the last minute showing his yellow belly. Kop out lol.

[A003135]

the 'one more thing' bit when he switches team capt's seemed so rehersed and fake

[cmandrews86]

Tre is a cunt.

[Nenji4k]

7:29 lol how come Sir Alan always carry people's CV's with him

[neild555]

You're CV is your 1st impression.

[tomvars]

How do they not realise that every season the first challenge involves selling something.... They should have picked team leaders keeping this in mind

[brummie1985]

Is it just me or is Andy a full on bellend?!? lol

[extradensic]

Tre got absolutely owned by Sir Alan about the team names! XD

[Emp454]

andys speeches sound like the way school teachers act falsely charismatic. what a tit

[blahhblahh2000]

andys little speech made me want to punch him hard.. in the face. (the "i have 3 young boys, a beautiful wife.." one.)

[Pepu549]

katie looks like an old woman

[SentoukiEX]

Hahah 7:42 guy on the far left looks like he wants to slap someone

[AjRhCp]

HAHA the Andy and Adam conversation was brilliant. 'I want you to do it' 'You want me to do it?' 'I want you to do it mate' 'I'll do it'

[NottinghamForest22]

LOL at Andy. Everything he says makes me laugh.

[AjRhCp]

Sounds like a Peter Kay character.

[MP023456]

TEAM SERTIS, HOO HAAR! quality

[zgon1]

who knows where i can watch series 1??

[yinhungbunsik]

I was thinking the same, y'know, and thankfully the Godsend comes in the form of 000TheViking000 (a user on here)!! You should subscribe ^_^

[zgon1]

Awsome thanks alot!!

[kemocity]

ha! Andy's such a little weasal. His smooth talk is so unsmooth.

[skylur44]

Perfect used car salesman, I wouldn't trust him as far as I could throw a building. Such a phoney baloney.

[Cylontology]

biscuish and sanwhishes... man lisps are always funny... ALWAYS...

check it out at 1:00

[markukkerd]

4:10

[irondaddymac]

the chick who appears on the last frame is way hot.

[AlleeyBelle]

Ha. Crafty bastard, switching the leaders

[lisalilsmartass]

lmao ...tre got owned !!!

[Camelsarse]

not as much as when he done got for benifit fraud! LOL pwnd

[PaulMascherano]

rory looks like i feel- fucking depressed and tired at the lack of decision

[ilovelinkinp]

You gotta wonder whether they know who they are going to pick (at least the top three) before the show even starts, based on the interviews, and then select the remaining candidates based mainly on their ability to be entertaining for TV....because of them...superstars they are not!!!!

[atemlos2585]

disgusting people

[PurpleBadger]

Lmao @ the boys.

Andy - "Ohhh shiiii---"

[ThreeWordsFirstWord]

my god andy is such a wet blanket!!! it is as if, in choosing project manager, that he is going to be executed, with all that bullshit with adam :OP

[1eyeontheclock]

the guys are pathetic

[N4mme]

They all piss me off already.

[rockdiva1983]

LOL @ Tre. What an ASS

[nivarica]

that guy got fucking rained

[emlee2]

Wow, that car salesman/project leader is very annoying already.

[OliviaLaw94]

Omg knoww!!

[saraj12]

whose the bald git hitting hugs by part two. mafioso.

[yaxxee]

Fact is, it's all bullshit. None of them wanna take the fall, so why do they try and make it look like there are other reasons.

[ceecee1984]

So far this show is trumping Trump's version of the Apprentice. I think it's mostly because Sir Alan doesn't have that ridiculous Trump comb over!

Poor car sales manager... he really tried hard to talk himself out of being PM!

[Bee3nazz]

i like the way sir alan dropped in the twist like an after thought!!! lol

[DXHHHHBKFAN]

wealthy residents=a bunch of tory wankers

[peterh4u]

Tre has a lot of nerve to try and fool Sir Alan like that

[foontera]

The car sales man is scared to death of being project manager. joker. i feel so sorry for him.

[awilsonator]

they remind me of Financial Steve's brother's friends

[jeffrags2]

"Life isn't always biscuits and sandwiches." LOVE British English.

What a relaxed atmosphere devoid of a banal unseen narrator, frenetic music, and editing that micromanages how you're supposed to think on things that you find with American television.

[obunde]

do not underestimate sir alan sugar

[bumcakes]

LOL alan made a fool of the boys team name.

[bealerDSB]

work until we bleed - dumb

[heebadeeheebadee]

what a chicken shit car salesman!

[Interscene]

Four of them, count that. FOUR of those girls in towels.

Now, either there was some kinky saffo-erotic group shower thing going on and the News of the World somehow didn't find out or the house REALLY IS so big as to have four bathrooms and the girls beat the boys to all of them.

Or they're just wandering around in naked towels waiting for the phone to ring to get some cleavage and bare-skin shone so they're on TV more.

[rooster1066]

Naomi looks good in a towel

[OhYeahMilkIt]

I don't get it, why they want this job so bad? If they believe in themselves, if they think they are the best, why the hell don't they start their own business? Why work for someone else? I just don't get it

[kibk8al]

Maybe because in that position they would control roughly one hundred million pounds? Just a wild guess.

[Camelsarse]

The same reason that people go on Big Brother. To get on the telly!

[tufty1990]

What I dont understand is if they really wanted a job why don't they just go throught the normal application process Sir Alan doesnt just hire one person a year

[fampie2008]

I think its just one of the best payed jobs in sir alans company, you're working very close to him and there's alot of experience to come from it

[fatuesque]

Canada is the most advanced out of the u.s and canada.The only reason theyre not a superpower is because they dont have the population.

[pegsPboy]

if it's the 'population' then why the lower GDP per capita

[apta216]

canada suxxxxxx ameruica is #1

fact not opionion, its like trying to disagree with gravity , no there is gravity and america is #1.........us and a

[2k8IDominicI2k8]

You suck.

Fact, not opinion.

[Boabyo]

I love how that now all the "USA USA" and "America Rules!" chants that fly around these discussion pages are getting negative replies, you aren't that popular any more!

[kemocity]

Anymore? LOL.