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  • And just for anyone who thinks that she's joking about jizz in the eye hurting like hell... Believe me. All it takes is for one drop, let alone a big huge squirt puddle, to get in the little pink area in the corner of your eyelid, while you're still hovering over me like a fucking galactic horndog STILL JIZZING WHILE I'M TRYING TO GET IT OUT BEFORE I BECOME BLINDED AND HAVE TO EXPLAIN IT TO MY MOTHER AND MY CHILDREN. Hurts like a motherfucker. That's why we didn't do anal, jackass.

  • DUDES CHILL! she's just jokin' dammit.

  • Its this yapping bullshit ^ That drives Men to watch porn instead of bothering with sex....who needs the ear ache and drama?

  • I never hide my porn, I love bukkake... haters gonna hate

  • I know this is all said in a hilariously facetious manner, but I would like to people to consider this more seriously: you've already made the very real point that porn isn't made with women viewers in mind.

    Now consider the fact that there is some really kinky stuff out there that would get you branded a sexual deviant if you were to be open about it (I speak from experience) as you suggest with your lover.

    I would always choose my lover over porn, but come on...

  • You are so awesome... brilliant stuff !!

  • LIKE GOLEM HAHAHAHAHAHA

  • Too funny....hurt myself laughing. 

  • you tell us men that porn is grose but then you say its ok to say you do look at it??? WTF!!!!!!!!! girls don't understand how bypolor they are.

  • woman's perspective on circumcision

  • @zrebrutibreniti lol. :P

  • This womans great! What an awesome friend she'd be too chill with.

  • Who the fuck chooses porn over sex lol

  • makes me wonder about asian assrammers 1 and 2...

  • I used to pee on my gf in the shower. is that weird?

  • @me25422 Did she realize you were doing it?

  • @Melbourne619 um... yeah.

  • Watch your porn in the day! Like a man!

  • LMAO "When we wake up in the middle of the night, and see you all hunched over jerking off in the light of your macbook like some type of weird golem... it freaks us out!!" - 1:18

  • lmao @ the golem reference. i know that's the face i make when i jerk it haha XD

  • Sooo true ....

  • womans are too complicated

  • Bahahaha! Too funny!

  • Thumbs up for the Joanna Angel pic

  • haha

  • That line was golden...

  • woooowww....... somebody got there feelings hurt, lmao "What kind of troll is this woman" LMAO i love her videos, it's entertaining.

  • " - or introduce her to crack cocaine"

  • Again. Should be titled (One woman's) perspective. Even stand up comedy is funny because it draws upon truth. This is just not. funny. and wrong.

  • Golem hahahah

  • Emily, YOU ROCK !!!I love what you do with this segment!!, very honest !!! also you put in a fanny way, you r a pice of art, I probable enjoy a lot to talk to you!!, keep like that , un abraso fuerte desde costa rica

  • you should post your Facebook address in the descriptions of the videos or on the screen at end of video when you announce it so people could easily find you… just sayin.

  • Some weird sort of Gollum - never a truer word - I want to marry this woman, she's so funny

  • Luckily porn allows men to not give a shit what perspective women have on anything.

  • i'm a guy and i think porn is shitty for the mind and creates distance between people and their real sexuality. it externalizes what you can only pull from deep within and also makes sex a visual experience which is it NOT. you lose the battle before you even start. i suggest reading 'the multi-orgasmic man' and books by david deida, as well as taoist books on sexual energy (by mantak chia). you're bypassing the greatest thing life has to offer and training yourself to not know it.

  • Hahahaa... Someone posted a Movember video on FB and I can't stop laughing. I'm watching every video. Sooooo funny. OMG

  • AMAZING

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  • Excuse me, are you telling me how to be a man? I wouldn't take advice from anyone BUT a man on that front...

  • i don't know what is unreal about most porn stars bodies. i watch porn a lot and there are a hell of a lot more all natural women then there are girls with fake tits. also, what guys actually like fake tits? i have seriously never met one. all of my guy friends think fake tits are gross.

  • this was hilarious

  • Here is a suggestion: Who was the better singing Crosby, Bing or Bob?

  • okay....i'll give it to her....she's pretty funny...

  • woh woh woh you mean there's a difference between the porn world and the real world????? When the fuck did this happen? is this why my girlfriend left me?

  • crack cocaine please!

  • OMG YES!

    

  • Asian Ass-Slammers 3 was awesome...

  • This lady doesn't make any sense. She gets creeped out when guys watch porn in the middle of the night , but tells us to be a man and watch it at the light of day? Do you want us to watch it or not? By the way I know a lot of women that DO NOT look like her. There are a lot of women in this world that look similar to girl next door porn stars, you just have to find them and stay confident.

  • @RussX5Z what the hell are you getting all defensive about?

  • @RussX5Z no honey your never going to find one...And even if you do, "staying confident" is not going to be enough to make her overlook your pencil dick

  • Yeah ho' but then again women hate you watching porn most of the time, so you better do it in secret. This is the problem with "a woman's" perspective, it's just a single WOMAN'S PERSPECTIVE, and each woman operates differently and without logic.

  • @Feralbreed Would a logical woman ever want to date a man who thought of her as an emotional bitch-bag? Maybe your problem is self-fulfilling prophecy.

  • @Bardlettt I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one.

  • @Feralbreed Lol I love that song.

  • yea if you have ten grand to spend on sex you can get basically anything.

  • thats ONE womans prespective....

  • "Love can't buy me an iPhone 4... But bukkake might."

  • What's more hilarious than her videos, is the idiots who get all emotional about them. Too retarded to tell it's a joke.

  • @CaucasianStirFry totally agree. its like these dummies think that this woman is producing a discovery channel show or something. its a joke. they are all jokes. if you don't think its funny, quit watching...better yet stay off youtube all together because here's a surprise, everyone has their own opinion and at some point you WILL be offended

  • @CaucasianStirFry its not you dumbass

  • @CaucasianStirFry She is the ultimate toll lol

  • Keep in mind that if it weren't for the slutty women, there is no porn.

  • This is FUNNY!!!

  • I think I love this woman

  • funny how she complains about what makes her as a woman insecure when her entire channel is dedicated to diatribes of what a man is supposed to be.

  • HOT BURNING MAN JUICS wtf? lmao not my eye!

  • You forgot the Gail Dines interpretation of porn: ALL OF MY STUDENTS ARE BEING BRAIN RAPED BY THEIR INSANE BOYFRIENDS THAT WATCH BRUTAL GONZO PORN AND MASTURBATE TO IMAGES THAT ARE WORSE THAN NAZI GERMANY!!!!!

  • crack cocaine.......hmmmm

  • I just died of laughter

  • @glowguy99 You are absolutely ridiculous, guys are allowed to watch porn. Radical feminism is absolutely ridiculous, women should be equal, not superior. Don't be a jerk. She's just making a funny video. Don't get so damn offensive over a COMEDIC video.

  • @AnnaMarie977 Amen. Equal. And this woman actually seems alot more understanding of this (porn) then alot of other women who see it as cheating. Although it's hard to know what she really feels about some of these issues when it's about trying to be funny. Still, to say those things he said is very harsh.

  • the best porn for women is when a man clean the house,iron,and take the garbage out only then she has an orgasm

  • I Love porn and i'm a chick! watch it all the time

  • I look my girl in the eye and finish like a boss

  • Yery, very funny, good stuff

  • I'm always honestly to girls and say as early as appropriate that i like porn...

    In a healthy partnership you can watch porn without having a bad conscience against your partner & even better you two watch porn & best is if she likes porn for herself and also masturbates alone to it...

    Earlier or later it destroys a relationship if you don't tell your sexual wishes and what you like to do in bed(or on the kitchen table or in the park etc...).

    So tell your sex partner watch want & talk about it!

  • it is kinda like some one that needs to steal in order to survive women these days have a lot in common with homeless teenagers. they are both groups that society has left behind and have turned to any thing to make money. a lot like this lady.

  • What kind of a society are we living in that produces people like this. women that are so unable and incompetently at having any lives of there own that the need to endlessly turn to men for all of there needs. Often times i wish that corporate America payed women more than men because then i would be able to masturbate in peace and quite and woman wouldn't need to stoop to these lows and post videos like this. it amazes me what this woman will do to make a quick buck these days.

  • This video begs the question of the parasitic nature of women. the deeper question is whether or not it is their fault that women like this have turned to forced relationships and being a parasite to make ends meet. As a general question who's fault is it that being a parasite is the only life that this woman knows. It makes me feel sory for her that in her adult life all she knows is paracitizim she is totally unable to provide for her self competently in any way shape or form.

  • "that hurts.. for like the rest of the day" bahaha she is soo funny

  • let me educate you woman's rite to choose its your body but ya know what its my money.

  • I see your side more than you think I do you just need to learn that I am not your servant.

  • @glowguy99

    I'm pretty sure you're getting way too serious about this videos. It's COMEDY. Breathe, no one's telling you to be her servant.

  • @AnnaMarie977 what to hear a secret I will teach you how to find the north star.

    How do you know that Radical feminism is wrong?

    -Easy answer because masturbation is right.

    what do you call a radical feminist?

    any woman that needs a servant so much that she cant orgasmic because of it.

    qoutes "no one is telling you to be her servant"

    what fucking planet are you form. do you have any fucking idea what she is saying. she is saying that men should have sexual options other than girl frends

  • When will you learn that relation ships and the love another person is not something that you get for free you have to earn it. Meaning:using sexual necessity to get a guy in the short run is not earning it's stealing. O wait I forgot feminism is-int about earning its about price fixing. Honestly you making this a one sided conversation where i know that you are secretly listing makes my job a lot easier that listing to your lye's and egg stores.

  • TO ALL MY FELLOW YOU TUBERS

    LET THE CENSORSHIP BEGIN.

  • TO ALL MY FELLOW YOU TUBERS

    LET THE CENSORSHIP BEGIN.

  • LEARN HOW TO SUSTAIN YOUR SELF. YOU FUCKING MO000000OCH. STOP BEING A PARASITE.

  • TO ALL MY FELLOW YOU TUBERS

    LET THE CENSORSHIP BEGIN.

  • ALSO THOSE SPELLLLLING MISTAKES ARE A GIFT FORM ME TO YOU CONSIDER IT AN ENGAGE ME RING GOLD DIGGER.

  • to all my fellow You Tubers notice how the BITCH DOSENT HAVE A GOOD RESPONCE ITS BECASUE SHE KNOWS THAT SHE IS FULL OF SHIT. MAYBE NEXT YEAR WE WILL WIN OF PROP K SAN FRAN SICKO AND I CAN SELL THIS BITCH DOWN THE RIVER ONCE AND FOR ALL. SHE DOSENT EVEN HAVE THE CURAGE TO RESPOND COMPETENTY TO ANY OF THE POATINGS BECAUSE SHE CANT BECASUE SHE KNOWS THAT SHE IS FULL OF SHIT.

  • Wow Lady, you need to stop posting shit videos I am sorry that you arent as attractive as the other girl's and you are jelus as hell but making discriminatory videos that ignorantly judge others that arent as privileged isit going to solve any thing.

    YOU CANT FUCKING HANDLE IT WHEN SOME ONE PUTS YOU IN FOR FUCKING PLACE. GO RUN OFF WITH YOUR TAIL BETWEEN YOUR REALISTIC LEGS.

  • It will be interesting to see if you stoop to the common feminist low of CENSORSHIP.

    You know you want to you and every other feminist bitch absolutely loves CENSORSHIP it is the only that that keeps your movement going with out it you don't exist you know it and I know it. With out lye's and fast editing you are just a shriveled up femist piece of shit.

  • @glowguy99 Wow dude, you need to calm your ass down. I'm sorry if some crazy bitch ruined your life but ranting about it on youtube in caps lock isn't going to solve anything.

  • What you are doing by making this video is a form of discrimination and abuse if you want to fight dirty then i will stick up for whats right and tare your discriminatory ass a new ass hole. you deserve to be put in jail

  • AT NIGHT

  • Run up your husbands carge card during the day like a woman. Parade around In tight running pants during the day like a woman. Stay home from work during the day like a woman. Controol some one elses body during the day like a woman. Be a pushy out of controol bithch during the day like a woman. Stop over stepping your bounds learn to respect others personal boundrys.

    herese a thought for you little mis ignorance maybe after mastrobating a man is tired and wants to go to sleep.

  • STOP DISCRIMINATING ! AND STOP EXPECTING TO WALK ALLOVER OTHERS I AM NOT YOUR FUCKING DOOR MAT !!!!!!!

  • NO ONE ELASE HAS ENOUGH OF A BACK BONE TO EVER SAY THIS BUT EVER ONE IS THIKING IT

    "FEMINISM IS SUBSIDIZED DISCRIMINATION"

    YOU ARE DESCRIMINATING STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP

  • JUST BECASUE SOME ONE ELSE IS MORE ATRACTIVE THAN YOU DOSENT MAKE IT RONG SOME ONE ELSES SUCESS IS NOT YOUR FALURE. GEE PORN IS WRONG AGAIN BECASUE WHY THE WORST CASE SENREO IS YOU LEARN TO HAVE HEALTHY DIET AND EXCERCIZE REGULARY WE WOULDNT WANT THAT TO EVER HAPPEN IT WOULD BE A TRAGETY.

  • AND GUESS WANT YOU DUMB BITCH DLETE MY COMENTS AND FUCKING PROMICE TO POAST MORE EVERY DAY BY THE 10000000SSSSSSS

  • HERS AN IDEA WHY DOT YOU HAVE ANOHTER VIDEO AOBOUT A WOMANS PERSPECIVE ABOUT LYIYING ABOUT BIRTH CONTROOL PILL AND ALL THE MEN THAT ARE NOT READY TO BE FATHERS THAT WISH THEY HAD JUST WATCHED PRON INSTEAD. WHACH FOR PORN DURNG THE DAY I AM NOT A WOMAN OF LEASURE I HAVE A FUCKING JOB. NOT EVERY ONE GETS A FREE FEMINST RIDE LIKE YOU.

  • MAYBE SOME DAY WHEN YOU GROW UP AND GROW A FUCKING BRAIN YOU WILL FIGURE OUT THAT THERE IS A DIFFRENCE BETWEEN CLEAN PORN AND ABUSIVE PRON. ALLOW ME TO CLUE YOU IN CLEAN PORN IS PEOPLE WATCHING PEOPLE THAT THEY HAVE A BODY TYPE PREFRENCE TO BECASUE ITS NOT ALWAYS AVABLE FOR EVERY ONE IN REAL LIFE. THOSE PEOPLE DO CLEAN RESPECTFUL CREATIVE TINGS. ABUSIVE PORN IS THE SHIT THAT YOU DESCRIBED LEARN THE DIFFRENCE AND DONT JUDGE OTHERS.

  • AND BY THE WAY YES MY WRITING HAS LOTS OF SPELLING ERRORS FOR YOU TO HIDE BEHIND SO TAKE FULL ADVATAGE OF IT AND ACT AS IGNORAT AND SELFISH AND POLIBLE. HERE IS A FUCKING ERROR JUST FOR YOU KNDASKFLDAS JFA!

  • ALSO SRUPID BITCH THERE ARE A TREMUNDUS NUMBER OF PORN PRUCTS THAT ARE FOR WOMAN AND COUPLES MADE BY HARVARD COUPLES THERAPISTS AND PSYCHOLOGISTS.

    YOU ARE NOT A WOMANS PERSPECTIVE YOU ARE A STUPID SELFISH PERSPECTICE. STOP TRYING TO HAVE A MONOPLY ON AN AMERCAN PEANUS GET A FUCKING LIFE OF YOUR OWN AND SHUT THE FUCK UP. MAYBE SOME GUYS HAVE BETTER TINGS TO DO THAN CODDEL YOUR FUCKING PRESUS OVER PRICED VUGINA.

  • JUST BECAUSE YOU CANT STEP UP TO THE PLATE AND TAKE SOME FUCKING RESPONSIBILITY FOR THE CARE OF YOUR PARTERNER DOSENT MAKE IT ANY ONE ELSES PROBLE BUT YOURS!!!! YOU DO THINGS FOR HIM AND IN RETURN HE DOSE THINGS FOR YOU YOU BOTH DO YOUR BEST THAT ALL MOST MEN ASK

    GROW UP !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    STOP PLAYING GAMES STOP USING YOUR BODY AND A BARTERING CHIP YOU ARE THE SLEAZIEST FUCKING PROSTITUTE I HAVE EVER SEEN. EVEN A DRUGGED UP STREET WALKER HAS MORE INTEGRATY THAN YOU!!!!

  • A womans Perspectic let me get this straight one stupid

    "ill bet that if we all

    started mastrobating to dudes with surgically enhanced Rtune penuses you would get insucure"

    THAT IS ONE OF THE MOST RETARDED THINGS THAT I HAVE EVER HEARD COME OUT A HUMAN BEINGS MOUTH"

    FOR YOUR INFORMATION I JUST BAUGHT MY GIRL FREND A WOW VIBRATOR LAST WEEK BECAUSE I LOVE HER AND HOW IT MAKES HER FEEL.

    LIFE ISIT ABOUT WITHOLING THINGS FORM OTHERS ITS ABOUT MUTAL CARE AND RECIPROCATION!

  • choosing it over actual sex obviously you have never heard of aids, divorce payments child support mooch relatives and Evey thing else that "real sex brings with it"

    STUPID BITCH. Not every one has the money to go purchase a "real woman trophy wife some people want to chuse there girlfriends on other categories than looks. however the biology still exits Tits and hot ass instead of being intimidated why don't you learn how to get off your realistic ass eat a healthy diet and excercize. GROW UP

  • @archadia212 no not robots. just rich/famous and will never want you.

  • Masturbation is so much better during the day thank you Asylum.com Girl

  • if my girl catches me jacking off I say " hey! come blow me"

  • "Watch your pornography during the light of day...LIKE A MAN."

    Lady, those words touched me in the core of my heart.

    I will be a man, and view my pornography in the clear brightness of daylight.

    I am a man, and I am proud.

  • @picsmics4 great comment

  • "in the real world women don't look like that." so you're saying the porn stars are just...robots? genetically engineered beings? hmmm. i don't think so.

  • @archadia212

    she has a very good point about if girls start plucking themselves watching super cocks.Never thoght about it like that

  • @archadia212 no no, not unreal, just unavailable.

  • now that was funny

  • wach ur porn in the light of day like a man ..that shit made me bust up laffing

  • Chuck Norris can watch porn at the public library and no one can say shit.

  • @lazy408 Miaquel Falcao would say whatever the fuck he wants, know why, hes best pound for pound middleweight that exists

  • @papashangofan

    Your an idiot to say that, he has beat a long list of NOBODY'S and got KOed TWICE by the same fat chump.

    ANDERSON SILVA, BEST P4P FIGHTER IN ANY SPORT IN THE WORLD.

  • @Breakneckhydra1 First off, why are you such an mma fan watching this shit video, we can all use sherdog retard, how bout you check andersons sherdog and see that he lost to sonnen, and that he was kod by some other bum named henderson, i HATE these idiots on youtube

  • @papashangofan

    What, are you an illiterate?

    He BEAT Sonnen by triangle choke in one of the most amazing comebacks in MMA history, and he rear naked choked Henderson, he has NEVER lost inside the octagon, and his last loss in 2006 was from DISQUALIFICATION, which he just avenged against Yushin Okami at UFC RIO.

    Get owned, I win you lose.

    Deal with it.

  • @Breakneckhydra1 Listen you moron, have you not even heard the stories of volmann out wrestling him in practice, then anderson punched him in the face, the guy has no class, and plus, the way gsp completely destroyed his eye with those jobs, the guy has no place in the UFC.

  • @Breakneckhydra1 Btw, in what world does somebody wrap his legs around another mans head for 8 seconds and hes the winner.

  • @costcomedy

    Why are you talking about GSP?

    This is about SILVA.

    Also, I like how you repeat what sonnen said, so now I KNOW you must be trollin, so I'll give you a 3/10, you slightly got me angry but only because you stated incorrect facts, so obvious troll is obvious now go somewhere else.

  • lmao so funny I love this. I don't know why people get so defensive and start to argue (mainly on other videos)

    1) Its meant to be funny/entertaining

    2) It's a perspective (biased = not the absolute truth (just an opinion chill folks)

    :)

  • I love the sarcasm! I do also love porn, though.

  • Asian Ass Rammers 3 eh?...

  • lol

  • Agreed! I can't stop watching them! And so far I've agreed with every one!

  • I just discovered these, OMG you are my hero Emily!!!!

  • omg.. ur frikin awesome!

  • LOL!!!!!! THIS IS SO HILARIOUS - AWESOME vid

  • haha its daylight and i just watched mine! :) means im a Man!

  • Hahah

    Great Video !

    btw. Im a man :/

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