Dramatic Pokemon Theme Reading "Portable Atrocities" (written by halolz.com)

[zxscd]

Do you recall my superb rat pocket atrocitie Rattata? My Rattata is irregular in comparison to other individuals of the same species. It is as if my Rattata thyself is in a posicion superior to average percentage of other Rattatas.

[xCheesyCake1]

@zxscd youngster joey?

[12mmedberry]

@xCheesyCake1 Dost thou mean Youth Joseph?

[QuotidianOli]

The Cynical Brit? And yet you put the colours red, white and blue in an order reminiscent of the French flag?

You, Sir, are a cad!

[MellowfyLife]

@QuotidianOli red..white..blue.. kinda like the union jack? :O no that cannot be!! its blasphemy!!!

[QuotidianOli]

@MellowfyLife You, Sir, are the kind of individual who makes one wish to lift one's palm to one's face.

Of course the glorious red, white, and blue are to be used - any Brit equipped with brain cells knows that when one says "red, white and blue" one might as well be referring to the Union Flag (it's only a Union Jack when flown at sea).

My point was simply addressing the arrangement of them - very careless.

[Davoc723]

you know, I'm not English and I didn't know what Atrocities means

so i googled it

and I found wikipedia article ABOUT WWII IN POLAND

AND I CRIED BECAUSE I'M POLISH

lol j/k

[Stra0113]

*Sips tea*

Quite...

[YoungNubb]

I'm American and I'M better at mimicking 17th century English. There are a few dramatically awful errors herein, good sirs. Look, it should not be 'To encapsulate thine is my real test'. That would mean 'To catch your is my real quest'. That makes no fucking sense! It must be written as "To catch thee is my real quest". Pathetic!

[BjornTooth]

@YoungNubb Whats pathetic is that you're getting mad at someone for entertaining people.

[kaitikaiba]

@YoungNubb I'm glad I'm not the only one who was bothered by that...

[joujou264]

My EXP increased by 9000! Level Up!

[animeking1357]

Now watch this /watch?v=F_ze00SXazk&feature=r­elated

[AlexanderT21]

How did you record this without laughing xD

[AckrosNL]

Now make a song of it and you will win all awesome on earth.

[Mokumokuren13]

HAhaha it took me a while untill I understood what portable atrocities are :P

[IKaruss94]

I was just looking for dramatic pokemon music :)))

[Bungiejumper117]

I was just looking for dramatic readings... I didn't even notice at first I'd found TotalBiscuit :D

[Zombumpkin232]

I felt like I was listening to an episode of Mysterious Universe o.o

[KendoSF13]

I found it quite funny that I received an advertisement for electronic entertainment which has been named; Modern Warfare 3 had come before I began watching this short motion picture.

[KeydriaTheMage]

is this the the theme song of the British knockoff of Pokemon?

[mastertheory]

@KeydriaTheMage its joseph ducreux

[KeydriaTheMage]

@mastertheory thanks.

[horsie890]

Spoken in the manner of a professional.

[MochiMegan]

Lmao awesome. Very creative.. Totally awesome. XD

[InLaciered]

Love the smile of Charmander when the reading gets intense ;b

[aLaMode298]

This ain't the original theme, though. :)

[Wailmug]

Oh man. This just got my PP up..

[joujou264]

@Wailmug You do know that PP is the amount of attacks you can use of a certain attack?

[TashaZasha]

SO EPIC. ^_^

[MoonIMover]

With doubt, I hast heard tell that thou doest favour the oxudercinae.

[horseboxfan]

auto tune it!

[mysterykcad]

My Portable Atrocities, allow me to present them before thou.

[FaK3JuRiSdIcTiOn]

what just said what?!

[Varastaja]

223 people did not have Portable Atrocities

[mdossantos047]

Every time he said "Portable Atrocities" I laughed my ass off lol

[Cmase9401]

I find this difficult to masturbate to.

[Besoaria]

This is epic and fabulous,

however I can't but take notice that there's a picture of fairly logical Pikachu, Bulbasaur, Squirtle and Charmander, with um, a Pidgey? Ô_o

[MoonIMover]

@Besoaria You got a problem with Pidgey?

[Besoaria]

@MoonIMover

Nothing, it's even a part of the whole legendary Pidgey-Pidgeotto-Risotto evolution chain. It's just that it isn't a starter or a logical choice to this picture anyhow.

[taterlane00]

i wonder if this is just what the pokemon theme means

[taterlane00]

"Educating my pportable atrocities"........lulz

[gardrek]

The only thing that could make this better is if it had the theme song playing softly on violin in the background.

[CorrosiveAcidXX]

XDDD

[sarahhsoup]

*applause*

[Theatrefreak7]

My mind and soul feel enlightened... Bless you, TotalHalibut.

[Ownagekiddod]

one word can describe it......SPECTACULAR!!!

[RaidenWarriors]

Interesting song! An impressive analogy between Pokemon catching and global imperialism; just thinking about Pokemon duels as people of colonized nations forced to fight each other under the rule of their foreign masters makes it such a tear jerker...

[solytar]

haha, this is jst to good, tears if joy cover my face

[red66jester]

i cryed..... i'm just so touched...... :')

[cat4luny4]

feel like a sir

[RamikaNiahara]

....lady boner

[YouSee804]

I just received 5 Intelligence and Pronounciation EVs

[asdkotable]

Please marry me. Your voice is heavenly.

[WolfySnackrib666]

Does the safe harbour have boats?

[JingCake]

Portable Atrocities ...... thats what she said !

[spookyduck45]

That is....... the most beautiful thing I have ever had the pleasure of hearing during my existance

[Ownagekiddod]

omg so epic!! this is really cool dude....just makes u feel good that ur in the best times of ur life :D omg how beautiful!!!!!

[nimafars]

my I.Q. went up...

[DeusExInfernus]

Pure unadulterated perfection.

[1chigo3000]

Man tears =']

[sasunarufangirl163]

Win..... Epic win

[LuminOfMoonlight]

Gotta DuCreux 'em all.

[AspectofTimeNozdormu]

Wow, that is the most epic epic of epic.. ever...

[qertasdfgzxcvb]

The "Portable atrocities!" name alone deserves some internets!

[n0ddy08]

WHAT DOES IT MEAN

[ChekovWessels]

This is the greatest thing in the history of ever

[LukeVader77]

LOL

[musicfanxd]

I don't get it.

[quantummelody]

@musicfanxd It's a parody of the pokemon theme song. Basically, the theme, but in old style english. 

[TheSushiushi]

Please tell me I can buy a poster like this O-o.

[AspectofTimeNozdormu]

Man, imagine him doing the Life of a Zergling. 

[y7veyhaz]

that's so cool :D

I love British Accent :3

[mullman89]

Someone just won the Internet

[andreyofdoom]

I can has 2:50 of my life back?

[EpilepticCrayons]

Portable Atrocities.

[StarDreamer00]

Portable atrocities. That's epic.XD

[bengt123]

Check out this with the real pokemon theme! /watch?v=F_ze00SXazk

[curiousgeorgmuncher]

So posh. :'D

[loldwerg]

That... Was...

Beautifull! I think I'm going to cry!

[Kazisho]

It's... beautiful.

[MrAvalerin]

....wth? Thats.....weird

[Dionysus24779]

Who is this gentlemen exactly ?

I only know him from Gentlemen pictures.

[HyPreA]

@Dionysus24779 Joseph Ducreux, a french painter.

[undeadelite]

listen to this and in the same time read the original text and you will have an orgasm

[geri121]

EPIC xD

[IPwnYoU59]

i played both songs at the same time.

i have never lived till now.

[joshmullis88]

This is the funniest shit I have ever fucking seen. Jesus Christ.

[tinydevil]

I demand an autotuned version!

[Volunsix]

@yosasuke22 then I expect you didn't read any more than comics and a copy of "reading for ultra-dummies"?

[fleabone1972]

AGGGGH STICK TO WORLD OF WARCRAFT *cuzz its cool* BUT NOT MY FAVORITE SHOW!

[Aeruuner]

I almost dropped dead laughing while watching this.

[reannamator]

Gary Oak made 211 fake accounts.

[yosasuke22]

i have no idea what any of those big words mean

[ILGAR93]

@yosasuke22

read some books

[yosasuke22]

@ILGAR93 i don't know ANY books with those words in them...

[Rkomegakillz]

How the fuck did you keep yourself from laughing while filming this? Or is it done in multiple takes?

[woog757]

*Stands up and Claps slowly single tear drops down from eye.*

[Billythewookie]

Lost interest after abouta minute, Kinda like the show.

[SprDrumio64]

210 people do not like encapsulating Portable Atrocities...

[SprDrumio64]

210 people do not encapsulating Portable Atrocities...

[Kox300]

version with background music: /watch?v=Wb89cEdEeAQ

[thereformed777]

That is bloody GENIUS :D

[lelandwhitehead56]

oh, totalbiscut, keep me busy till cata drops.

[TomDubbski]

chirst... im laughing so hard...

[DONTSTEEL]

saying "enterprise" and sounding real dirty. Oh yeah.

[Miser1983]

I don't know whether to laugh my ass off or have pity on you for reading this...

[Sevorex]

Bet he was about to laugh in the second last sentence

[Ladypurpulhair]

whuhuuu!! <3

POkemon for life :D

[0HerreH0]

Audiotranscript: Portable Atrocities mosques the encapsulated on mass...

Fuck yes.

[ALFies20]

I am so glad I showed this to people who would understand. Otherwise I'd be sitting there laughing like an idiot while they stared blankly. Very, very blankly.

[au1040]

lol the only thing i could think the entire time was ..... WTF Is?? (this)

[TheDevaluation]

Do this with the blue plz intro :D!

[wtfiamtheteapotbrac]

couldnt stop laughing at the title XD



[Cullaby]

Should it not be Portable Monstrosities? Makes more sense.

Although I found this really funny I still couldn't help noticing very strongly the semantic and grammatical errors, eep! Though I am far from an authority on such. How annoying of me -.-

Still very enjoyable piece though :)

[a6s3]

I would watch Portable Atrocities.

[roboten123]

I bet the british people who broadcast pokemon is changing to this right now... poor kids, 2 minutes and 40 seconds for a tv show

[j1o1s1e1f1]

woah... epic shiz.

[hctibelttilthe]

you must/will be the best embarrassing parent ever

[Palidor]

You ruined Pokemon and the song.

[AndHiAgain]

@Palidor No he didn't! He freaking made it epic!

[Kox300]

whats up with charmander? i remember he was more chubby than on this pic, had no neck.

[SynneDennis]

202 people must be encapsulated en masse.

[biggideal]

Can you make a video called:

"WTF is "Dramatic Pokemon Theme Reading" ?? It would be very useful thanks

[lukeea]

@biggideal

It is the opening theme song re-written in old English and spoken like poetry. *Faceplam*

[CamaroHappy]

PoRtable AtrocCiTies!!! GoTta EncapsuLate theM All, Gotta IncaPsulate theM aLL!

PoRtaBle AtRociTies!!!!

[duzell20]

Why, just why?

[EspadaNeliel77]

xD

[the2ndappleabuser]

Finally, after much effort and a cookie jar, the unquestionable Champion did rise to the challenge and conquered the very pinnacle of chivalry and strength. The people sought to the Champion and his Portable Atrocities, awestruck by his greatness they did offer him gifts. The Champion then turned to the people and said upon them a singular word of untold proportions.... "Epic".

For you sir, are epic.

[jibjoshjib]

anyone who types out the lyrics will be my hero

[johanullen]

LOOOL, at first I didn't realize it was a "translation" of the intro song... But this is just hilarious!!

[neonburn001]

Whats Pokemon?

[phoenixlament88]

Why am I listening to this when I have DEPLORABLE EXAMINATIONS, WHICH MUST BE STUDIED FOR EN MASSE!?!?

[tj11112129]

lololrotflmfao!!!!

[sulfuras24]

BRAVO, BRAVO

[DoinDMG]

you should read me bed time stories



[2abbit]

This is so epic i've cried and had a boner at same time.

[yosasuke22]

@2abbit thats what we call a tear jerker

[snakevenom56]

@yosasuke22 *Put on sunglasses*

YYYYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAHH­HHHHH

[ZombieZephyr]

@2abbit That's called having a rape fetish.

[Glace077]

@2abbit Me too, man. Me too.

[discodude48]

@2abbit just like when i'm in bed with my...my girl friend :(

[HexKor]

Wow

Biscuit, I'd listen to you read the dictionary

[YacubCubby13579ZR]

Lol

[TrafficMan7]

Portable atrocities!

[patojoker2xx7]

portable atrocities gotta catch em!

[Fuzzypanda110]

@luomuxiaoxiao if your male then you will be eliminated

[SuperToastytoast]

Hahaaaaa portable atrocities!

[Spart117cdc]

Lol xD! 10/10

[heywes]

@mitre991

lol idiots

[supershigi]

Ahaha, so random, I love it XD "Must be encapsulated en masse"

[S3V3N7H7th]

Epic! :)

[LordDohBoy]

fair play this wins

[TurkeySandwich75]

Portátro?

[Hellsaimed]

wasnt even that good xd

[MysticBucket]

Lawl!

[DONTSTEEL]

Did you that you rock?

[sawboards]

@DONTSTEEL i think you accidentally a word

[grimsbro2]

lol while he was saying all this i started to sing the pokemon theme and realized they are both the same just diff words XD

[MetalFluffyNinja1]

@grimsbro2 Oh wow? Really? I didn't notice! (Btw...that was suppose to be sarcastic)

[grimsbro2]

@MetalFluffyNinja1 well no need to be rude dam man

[Zuluhn]

Hiyoutube! I CHOOSE YOU! :D

[ingarsss]

It was... ok... needed more ravens and ''nevermore'' :/

JK- It was awesome!

[fireslat]

Must be encapsulated on masse!

my brain just shat itself

[beefchorizo]

morgan freeman, here's your replacement.