Austin Powers Doctor Evil Talks About Himself

[Vervain]

Sometimes he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy.

[transientdreams]

I think I need to go back to 1988, take peyote again, and start writing scripts for the Illuminati half-wits who produce this shit wholesale for a population with an average IQ of 86.

Either that, or become a banker.

[MrSniperknife]

@transientdreams Sounds like they haven't got you with their mind control machine yet, do you wear a tinfoil hat too?

[unholychunk]

@MrSniperknife i agree. i really wish people would research things before claiming bs against something solely based on watching youtube propaganda videos, so funny to see those types of people because they are essentially what they preach out against.

[unholychunk]

@transientdreams lol why would an old secret group of scientists who had to be secret because of the church who also spread lies about them, want to produce movies and induct jay z?

[fxboy28hard]

Sometime's he accused chestnuts off being lazy..... LMFAO!

[rocketman544]

Damn, they cut out the best line! "There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum. It's breathtaking, I highly suggest you try it."

[maskedavenger777]

I like the facial dueling scar.

[CheddarBob39]

This is one of the funniest things I have ever heard. lol. "invented the question mark." ROTFL.

LUGE LESSONS.  MEAT HELMETS. PROSTITUTE WITH WEBBED FEET. BURLAP BAG AND BEATEN WITH REEDS. Too funny.

[1512125]

@CheddarBob39 wanna know a secret? <_< i invented the question mark.

[joojoojuice]

i think i invented the question mark?

[fororm]

Princess Leia!!!

[clownwithoutmakeup]

"he would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark"

[KINGofWORLDmj]

Very well, where do I begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink, he would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Some times he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy, the sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament.

[KINGofWORLDmj]

My childhood was typical, summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds, pretty standard really. At the age of 12 I received my first scribe. At the age of fourteen, a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum, it's breathtaking, I suggest you try it.

[Kaayuu]

where is this line??

At the age of 14, a Zoroastrian named Vilmer ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum — it's breathtaking ... I suggest you try it.

[jasmmmm]

@Kaayuu My guess is this vid is an alternate take.

[ricardoenano1]

he would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark

[iamolive98]

THIS IS SOOOO FREAKIN FUNNY!;)

[Nlt9852]

Dr Evil's father invented the question mark!

[Awesomeness9003]

In the beginning of my junior year in high school we had to go to the front of the class and talk about ourself. I went up to the front of the class and quoted this whole scene. It was hilarious seeing everyones faces :'D

[142doddy]

Best part in the series "He made outrageous claims like he invented the question mark"

[TruthOverFear]

Keep them in the movies, it's the only place where evil ppl are worth something

[thegorn]

What happened to "there really is nothing like a shorn scrotum - it's breathtaking I suggest you try it".

[richardcadbury]

Scott disliked this

[dicksteele75]

There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum. I suggest you try it.

[avecsellers]

Wow I forgot that the shrink was played by Carrie Fischer (Leia from star wars)

[jagaboy2]

THE ONE WHO PUTS NEGATIVE IS DR EVIL

[scwt89]

so in the clean version she cuts him off for talking about medical school and tap dancing instead of recommending shorn scrotums.

[Borat911]

Hahaha My father was born in Belgium !!! And he always said he invented warm water !!!

[racso1357]

@Borat911 Having 'Invented warm water' is english Idiom used in situations where someone has achieved something unremarkable.

[richardcadbury]

Princess Leia lol

[vikramkrishnan]

Meay helmet - so is Lady Gaga related to Dr. Evil?

[jvolstad]

Wait a minute. I invented the question mark!

[Proudnewfoundlander1]

I like how everyone started giving WTF looks

[MaTchBoOkPoEt]

meat helmets! ftw!

[Apethantos]

I found this video by googling "invented the question mark".

[Jimc8]

@Apethantos Same here

[CivisAmericanus]

Nothing says fun like a meat helmet !

[foreverstricken]

buggary....lol



[TylertheGeek28]

the one person who disliked this video had there testicles shaved !

lmao best part of the movie

[joshpacktube]

my dad is the same way

[Willandacamera]

Scott is the one person who disliked this.

[kellz331]

wa movie is this?

[Clockwork097]

@kellz331 austin powers

[emoviebuff87]

Carrie Fisher looks hot!!!

[SuperHairyDick]

"At the age of 18 i went off to evil medical school"... lol hilarious

[stmcnics]

My father would womanize, he would, sometimes he would make outrageous remarks like he invented the question mark!!!!!!!!! :P

[darkdeed10712]

@stmcnics if you're going to quote a line you just watched get it right.

[Mmckellar3]

"pretty standard.. really"

[TheHappy0Bunny]

a prostitute with web feet. lol

[SachaTheEvilOne]

*typing some jokes of the vid to get thumbs up*

[SamLovesFriemds]

omfg, i'm crying.

[MRCJCOLLINS]

"with a penchant for buggery" made me spit my drink!!!!

[joeldude76]

lol this was awesome!

[FlamingBat]

I don't remember hearing him go on after the part about having his testicles shaven. Is this an extended scene?

[Talkofthatown919]

he would make outrageous claims such as he invented the question mark

classic

[TheFlojj]

No dislikes! :D

[susanwilson13]

@TheFlojj Now you've jinxed it

[smittty1911]

uhhh, why edit shorn scrotum?

[elman17awesomo]

Theres a funny bit later on where scott says "but we made so much head way in group" and doctor evil says back "i had the group liquidated"

[73kingofkings73]

this is my facebook profile info haha

[IslandRoninMedic]

I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds when I was insolent. Pretty standard stuff really.

[delunatick30]

The details of my life

[rocker4u123]

I invetned the Question Mark!

[FossUlrich]

My inner Belgian resonates here.

Tsk tsk tsk....

[crabz1990]

hahahahahaha best scene of the series hands down, "my mother was a 15 year old french prostitute named chloe with webbed feet"vand the look seth green gives him after he says that at 0:48 is pricelesssss

[GeoMcEvan]

he would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark...

[GabrielPFoulkes]

holy shit princess leia!!!!! She looks so different, THATS NOT A YOUR MOTHER ITS A MAN BABY!

[Lightskinnnnn]

i never realised that dr evils nose was so big hahahah

[hellhaven]

Meathelmets?! I laughed so bad I almost threw up a bit!

[gypmeister52]

he used to accuse chestnuts of being lazy X)

[DaDude9211]

You are now aware the therapist is Princess Leia.

[raggsvettma]

The only good film in the series.

And what the fuck is an meat helmet?

[jbmack1977]

hey is it just me or doses anyone elese think that seth green realy looks like he can realy be dr evil,s son.cus that kind of resemble each other in tha face

[Natalya1sFit]

Extended version

[ajayjohnson2]

haha evil medical skool hahhaha

[breastmilkdabestmilk]

"The details of my life are quite inconsequential ahahaha

[Splashvids18]

'This is what im talking about' like its a normal family issue! XD Best line Scott ever coughed up

[MrJfkd2010]

funny shit



[goucla562]

Austin Powers is Mike Myers best movie. The dude can be really clever and funny, but the rest of the movies in the series went downhill and that recent movie, the love guru, was pretty bad. It would be great if he made another movie on this level. I don't think that his comedy style though is as popular now considering that we have Will Ferrell and movies like The Hangover.

[goldentailsXD]

he invented the ?

[hunterjones696]

'the sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament ... genius!

[bma051000]

I wish I had had meat helmets and luge lessons in my childhood. Some kids just have it all...

[Morpheus7777777]

Is that Princess Leia?

[gerniedodge60]

@Morpheus7777777

yeah it is

[mymonkeyman007]

Dr. Evil: The details of my life are quite inconsequential.

Therapist (Carrie Fisher): Oh no, please, please, let's hear about your childhood.

Dr Evil: Very well, where do I begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery.

[mymonkeyman007]

this is pretty decent quality, thanx for the post

[septawn]

the greatest scene in the series

[fallensaint09]

this was always my favorite part out of all three movies. Dr. Evil's rant here is just hilarious. lmfao

[julianallees]

@fallensaint09 It is actually quite daunting as well do you agree? Like it is so over the top it is scary, sorry about my english, I dont know a word how to express this, but do you kind of understand what I mean, like it is scary in a way, that only the more sincerely insane would be like that, not refering to doctor evil but that of his father. BUT I LOVE the originality of how his father made the claim he invented the question mark, love that!

julianallees

11 Mars 2010

[veryfuck]

i wish this clip had english subtitiles so i could understand what he said.

(im not native english speaking)

this scene is just genius just like the austin powers movies.

[montezumasrevenge]

This has an extended bit

[xXMcMuffin69X]

my father would acuse chessnuts of bieng lazy.

[L324RT12]

Oh, & he had the group "liquidated".

[L324RT12]

Princess Leia playing the shrink.