Homestuck- The Baby is You: The Baby Is You

[animalgurl5]

How does a guy have ovaries???

[TheRedwolf11]

@animalgurl5 I dunno...Maybe you're not supposed to take joke songs seriously....Or maybe you're supposed to take jokes seriously...Don't ask me....I'm just batman.

[izziebarrie]

it took me so long to find this...

[GirlofNinten]

I finally understand the koalababies joke. babydaveclingingtothings.jpg

[Eternalwanderer]

i think the 'why would you do this' part in the download URL is very fitting. xD lmao. wtf?

[Romzyx]

Dave, you're losing your water break!

[JellyBeanJunky]

POLICE SIREN, POLICE SIREN.

[tapixt]

dear lord what even

[The13thKitteh]

i am actually screaming and my mom is holding me and telling me to calm the hell down

this is the best thing i have ever seen ever

[6gabs6]

weird



[Zarkanorf]

I fucking love this.

[GrychoFilms]

Wh-WHAT?

[bunnibender1125]

Just how HIGH do you even have to be just to do something like that.......

[ceonotaph]

My friend woke me up with this. BLASTING IT RIGHT IN MY EAR, RIGHT IN THE MIDDLE OF MY BEAUTIFUL DREAMS.

I was beyond peeved.

[LMLLO]

Why side of my brain is 8D from the hilarity of Dave birthing John and a midwaifu Karkat and someone made a awesome song about it.

the other is

D8 from the idea of Dave birthing John and midwaifu Karkat and that a song about it actually exist.

[KawaiiKarissa]

...I...Is this canon?

[thecoloradanempire]

@KawaiiKarissa Not yet. It'll be a major plot point in Act 6, though.

[eclipse561]

why does this exist, i dont even understand things anymore

[PROPINOrebelles]

I think the laugh in the middle of this is actually really cute. :'D

[Trogdorbad]

I conksucked his boots and touched his imigrants.

WHERE DOING THIS MAN

WHERE MAKING IT HAPEN

[yumirox66]

ahahaha my friend and i keep singing this in class. :P she's dave. I'm the midwife~!

[Bilb1115]

Whoever created this.

I want to marry you.

[FailureChanny]

This is the worst thing for your mother to walk in on. D:

[505izzy01]

Dave: Your the baby john!

Open wide!

John: Wait wat the hell? xD

..

[DianaM2631]

20 likes + 0 dislikes = EPIC WIN.

This song, hell, Homestuck is too cool for you people to ignore...>:3

You have been touched by the power of Dave...

[BatterySphere]

Oh this must be davesprite, since its been accepted that that was a female crow.(actually I don't really know that, i've just seen it on the forums/in fan art a lot.)

[SexyBrianPuppet]

@BatterySphere Crows don't get pregnant.

"John, I'm laying an egg. AND THE EGG IS YOU."

This is just a normal story about a teenage boy getting pregnant with his best friend, with an alien teenager being the midwife. Then he makes out with his sister. Don't make it weird with your pregnant crow fetish.

[7smilestothesky]

@SexyBrianPuppet "with an alien teenager being the midwife"

it's ironic because Karkat shouldn't understand Human anatomy and how babies are born......unless he did intense research on human reproduction when he wasn't trolling the kids 0_0

[SexyBrianPuppet]

@7smilestothesky Even if Karkat researched how human babies are born, he'd STILL be confused, since Dave is a boy.

[7smilestothesky]

@SexyBrianPuppet EXACTLY.......it makes me worry for both of them...

[time0space0witch]

@SexyBrianPuppet No, no.... He SO wants babies with John, so he'd look into it....

[aquirethefire7]

@SexyBrianPuppet John EGGbert

/shotintheface

[razorknight92]

he... i just... why is karkat there?

[zaswerty]

@razorknight92

he must be the

midwife

[CaptainHusky]

@razorknight92

Such is the magic of Skaia

[NinjaFoxKitty]

I-I don't even

[SexyBrianPuppet]

@crazyace421 babies.

[FlotsamX]

Now you're the BAAAAABY

[Triveloci]

in my dreams

its me

i am the baby

[Rachia]

BABIES BABIES BABIES

[TheWill0wWitch]

This is delicious.

[NoobOfLore]

what

[grandpianogeorge]

This is the best song about mpreg I have ever heard.

[wakatta30]

This is creeplarious.