Skinny fat bastard- Austin powers

[noneofurbusniss]

VAGINA LOOOOOL!!!!!!!!

[Lukefromtheduckies]

press 3 repeatedly to hear tittys over and over again

[sla8tful]

press 9 for like a vagina

[MrHeadbanging]

@Frappe12 By god! I believed you just discovered the name for LMFAO's hit new single, "Like A Vagina" Imagine the dance for that!

[TheRealJuik]

His skin looks like a leather jacket lol.

[MrCrossoverer]

more like "Skinny Prick" maybe?

[ragnik1]

love the way the dude behind him looks at him when he says "vagina"

priceless

[DARProduction]

he had to lose more than 180 pounds. lol

[MERMAIDSEIRA6]

Press 9 for "like a vagina" XD

[wolfiuz1]

who actually noticed the reaction the guys behind fat bastard when he said vagina?

[volcomxl1080]

I don't remember this part but it's fn hilarious

[12Frappe]

"Like a Vagina"

LMFAO

[stardistroyerben]

is it fat bastard still or is it skinny bastard now

[PreviewDude52797]

@stardistroyerben Skinny Bastard

[stardistroyerben]

@PreviewDude52797 lol

[cheapcape]

Love the clip, but the uploader's screen name is trendy retarded.

[gheedman5]

is this a movie because i want to watch it

[iKip54]

@gheedman5 goldmember

[Jarock316]

@gheedman5

Austin Powers in Goldmember. That's the movie you should be looking for.

[shelby4369]

Thin Bastard

[CastleCrashers256Mod]

Keep on pressing 3 for tiity

[TVLodge]

I laughed at this.

[NinjaProductions00]

keep pressing 6 if you dont know what it is

[Bleson]

He wears two watches?

[Jarock316]

@Bleson

My guess it was from this joke. Fat Bastard is so fat, he takes up two time zones! *Rimshot*

[alchemist824]

if they make a movie that has the main character being austin's and foxxy's son, i want to be that character

[CypherIsland]

that as close as he's going to get to vagina

[panicedfrogg]

@CypherIsland you obviously haven't seen the other movies then

[CypherIsland]

@panicedfrogg right but this ones with him all the time

[JkappIII]

press 9.

[carnage1342]

unfortunletly my neck looks like a vagina.

[kornhelius]

i thought he weighed a metric ton or 2000 pounds if he lost that weight hed still weigh 1820 pounds

[playboy5hawty92]

@kornhelius the sumo shit probly help alot and they jus didnt say it

[TheJimozu]

@kornhelius well, what if the excess skin and muscular mass took up the rest of it?

[vidmasterx7]

MY GOD ITS A MIRICLE 

[theRunezcapeshow]

lol look at beyonce's face at the end xD

[joeywomer]

Skinny Bastard?

[ampharos101]

180 pounds?! more like 560 pounds! XD

[afriendofbean]

@ampharos101 I agree. I saw on the internet that Shrek weighs 300 pounds (it's amazing that Mike Myers voiced Shrek just as he is playing as Fat Bastard here using the same Shrek voice) and he looked more fat than Shrek like he was 560 pounds (as you mentioned). So I guess what Fat Bastard must have meant is that he lost 380 pounds and now he is only 180 pounds.

[Metallicghost81]

@afriendofbean What makes me sad is that Chris Farley was sposed to be Shrek.At least I remember reading that in some magazine awhile back.

[afriendofbean]

@Metallicghost81 I actually didn't know that since Chris Farley died in the year 1997 and the first Shrek movie was in the year 2001. I guess if Chris Farley voiced Shrek, he would do a good job since he does a good job acting as angry since I have seen Chris Farley acting as angry on Saturday Night Live which sounds great where Shrek a lot of times gets angry at Donkey.

[Metallicghost81]

@afriendofbean I guess Myers was writing it all that time,or perhaps what I read stated that he wished Chris were still alive so he could have voiced Shrek.I'm a little hazy on what it actually said.Either way,Shrek came out great 'cept for the 3rd one,imo.

[afriendofbean]

@Metallicghost81 I didn't know that Mike Myers wrote Shrek, especially I knew that he didn't direct any of the four films. Yes I agree, the Shrek movies came out great, and all four Shrek movies are my favorite.

[Metallicghost81]

@afriendofbean Oh he didn't write it? I'd always just assumed he did.

[afriendofbean]

@Metallicghost81 I'm sure if Mike Myers wrote Shrek and starred in it (which he did as one of the main characters) he probably would have done a great job writing it.

[MrKorawa]

That's called a v - neck

[likemudkips123]

Anybody else notice that fat basterd sounds like shrek

[mysterypolice]

@likemudkips123 Mike Myers is the voice actor for Shrek.....

[afriendofbean]

@likemudkips123 The reason he sounds like Shrek is because, Shrek and Fat Bastard are both voiced by Mike Myers where Mike Myers is using his Shrek voice as he is playing as Fat Bastard.

[jdogg288]

dude i have that same shirt!!! that fat bastard has!!!

[LannyCalifornia]

at 0:04 if you look closely you can see reserved for nigel powers on that seat with the whit paper, or fat bastards seat

[oozzyy454131]

keep pressing 9

[TheButler200]

4 peoples neck looked like a Vagina.

[PeterDivine]

Poor bastard... he gets fat, chins like a chinese phonebook. He gets skinny, neck like a vagina. Just can't win.

[Sprazzler]

i fucking lost it when he said that his neck looks like a vagina

[99PercyJackson]

Fat bastards weight approx. 360 lbs, so 360-180=180, so he is now Flat Bastard

[iLoGiKzHSL3G3ND]

@99PercyJackson im pretty sure they said he weighs one ton, which equals 2000 lbs...

[99PercyJackson]

@iLoGiKzHSL3G3ND Do you fucking know what sarcasm means? What about exaggeration? You're a fucking dumbass

[iLoGiKzHSL3G3ND]

@99PercyJackson to bad i cant tell what is sarcasm and what isnt through text, dumbass

[99PercyJackson]

Too bahd that mah neck looks laik a VAGIIINNA

[Giddaz]

To all the people complaining that the movie isn't "correct" in the weight difference. It's a stupid goddamn comedy movie. Get over it!

[ashleybigblue]

like him better fat :)

[QTLGuey7]

I laughed SOOOOOOOOOOO hard when this part came on....

I'm tearin' up right now watching this...over, and over, and over again!

[laurence265]

Fat Bastard Official weight according to Dr. Evil = A Metric Ton (2200lbs)

Weight loss: 180lbs

Current Weight: 2020lbs..... I don't think so.. lol.

[winxclublover]

@laurence265

Yeah, Dr. Evil did say FB was about a Metric Ton. And there was a poster of FB saying he was the incorrect weight of his height and born out of wedlock. Hence the moniker "Fat Bastard"

[TheLuminafy]

Unfortunately, I do have a bit of excess skin...

.... a little?

[Rugdopey]

thumbs up if you think he's expecting a reaction after he says "vagina"

[spjfrat]

Not sure who looks better thin-Jared or the Fat Bastard. Jared doesn't have as much skin left over.

[evremn]

fat boy slim

[bagsmohess]

he had skin failure

[mrfrisk007]

that is just sick...

[atagrace]

its skin bastard

[cc101hsm]

a bit of excess skin though watch it a millon times never gets old!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[kirachizarcana]

tmi fat basterd

[ryokukagirinai]

i just found out that austin powers dr.evil and fat bastard are all done by the same person o-o why did no one tell me? v.v

[elgonococogranuja]

what does he says after "i went on the subway diet" ? .......i can't understand

[Numberz987]

He says, "You know just like Jerry" Jerry is a spokesperson for the Subway franchise. He was overweight and lost like 200 pounds.

[elgonococogranuja]

@Numberz987 hahahaha tha's hilarious thanks! my english it's not that good ....now the joke is more funny now! hahahaha

[SegadorSevero]

this is definitely going on the ipod!!! =D oh god, this is epic!

[elgonococogranuja]

jajaja i love how austin says: Fat Bastard? hahaha is so funny!!!

[5590ERS]

I love how when Bastard says vagina the guys in the background just turn around.

[lasku0007]

4 ppl really have necks that look like vaginas

[guydudeasian]

LOL @ the OMG singing in the background. And Fat Bastard can always get rid of the excess skin with surgery.

[SaFFiXDXD]

austin face after fat bastard said his neck looked like a vagina was priceless

hahahaah

I <3 austin powers :D

[thatgirlwhoplaysCOD]

screw "Subway: Eat fresh"

its now "Subway: it will make your fat neck look like a vaGINA"

[PandaLove90210]

the 4 ppl who disliked this vid weren't able to lose the weight on the subway diet

[nikobellic109]

4 people are fat bastard

[link0zeldarulz89]

If he ways a metric ton, he'd have to lose about 2000 lbs to look like that.

[cj3324]

Unfortunatly my neck looks like a vagina

[Rugdopey]

david spade is best movies

[Rugdopey]

he's pregnant a ree jaxie

[JeggerJabbar]

Product placement for a famous sandwich company... °o°

[inuyashaslvr]

Wen I saw this in theaters the audience hysterical laughter

[BluePlue]

0:27 People behind him are like: 'Wtf, did someone say Vagina?"

[Agent1W]

@BluePlue LOL that was in the script, right? :)

[beppepc]

I like how Fat Bastard is happy to see Austin despite all the fights they have been through.

[IsisAngel16]

@WorthingStProject Its the brunette girl.

[WorthingStProjects]

0:15 the tall girl and the blond haired girl walk out the room, then a few seconds later they walk out again lol

[tighterthanhisjeans0]

@WorthingStProjects LOL WTF

[WorthingStProjects]

Thin Bastard: "I've lost 180 pounds"

Austin: "Congratulations, baby"

LMFAO

[MdThermalzZ]

My neck does look like a VAGINA :L

[JCSCougar]

Classice

[EmoMatt5192]

indeed it does look like a vagina

[Hellsboundedsoul]

i love how when he said vagina, about 3 ppl looked back

[badserena]

Fat Bastard isn't fat no more!

[juicycouture180]

eeeeew! lol

[buffyslayer30]

skinny bastard lmao.

[TheItalolatino]

haha xD

[Aleaxan]

i love fat skinny bastards face in the end and when the guy stares at him about his neck.

[DWANER986]

lmfao

[Rugdopey]

min tiebn

[fudgesicles626]

unfortunately, my neck does look a bit like a vagina.

[shaneinkster]

@fudgesicles626. Relly?

[Steamytounge30]

Wow hes all rinkly and junk

[zambimaru]

He only lost 180 pounds? Looks more like he lost 600 pounds.

[FinalFight323]

@zambimaru If Dr. Evil's statement that he weighed a metric tonne were correct, it looks more like he lost over 2,000 pounds.

[GalTheJebac]

@FinalFight323 no,probably OVER NINE THOUSAAAAAAAAAAAAAAND!!!!!!

:3

i had to say that

[afriendofbean]

Yes that's true. Probably if someone lost 180 pounds, it doesn't show too much if they're extremely fat like he was. Since he plays as Shrek also, I saw on the internet that Shrek is 300 pounds, and he was more fat than Shrek. So I guess he means that he lost 600 pounds (as you mentioned) and now, he is only 180 pounds.

[kakapomax]

@afriendofbean

It's mike.

[Ganondork222]

Dude! He could take his arm skin, stitch it to his hip, and glide around and be the Flying Bastard!

[xXxRoflCopterZxXx]

@Ganondork222 haha i loled

[MissDreamcatcher17]

@Ganondork222 Hahaahahaha :DDD

[aSadistsWrath]

@Ganondork222 we need to try it!

[SliverSawblade]

that was gross when he pulled on his excess skin

[odstarmor557]

uh huh but one little problem he has exese skin

[tyloriscool123]

Lol he looks more like mike meyers now, but now ya.. and if he was a metric ton, 1000 lbs then he would be 820 lbs?

[Number7smokesForEver]

@tyloriscool123

He is just saying he lost 180 pounds so he doesn't have to admit that he was a fat bastard. Probably more like 1800 pounds.

[icantstopdoingthis]

haha unfortunately my neck looks like a vaigna

[dudeitscool24]

haha unfortunatley my neck looks like a vagina

[ivangrozny27]

well, maybe an 80 yr old's vagina, not that i've seen one.

[warrkrymez]

They didn't remove his excess skin.....he'll just gain it all back.

[LamboGallardo777]

this should be a promo add for subway :D

[peterdevosraenis]

epic

[CookiezofChaos]

LMAO i thought that was a shirt until he said i do have alittle excess skin on meh tho

[magicbanna555]

Skinny Bastard?

[goldieboylover986]

once you get fat, you never go back ;-)

[BlazeBlacks]

I Cant Belive Mike Played Fat Bastard

[GillianNyeilax3]

lmfao fat bastard is a legend.

but, he shouldve stayed fat. :O

[Hullunited98]

my neck looks like a VAGINA "legendary" :L

[jobros17]

@Hullunited98 RIIIGHT!!!!!

[ultramega18]

OMG ITS THE SKINNY BASTARD

[twosummer]

@ultramega18 nooooooooooooooooo, he didnt loose any weight, hes the fat bastard, dipshit

[winxclublover]

@ultramega18

Meyers said in the commentary that Skinny would most likely become Fat once again.

[ClovisFox1]

I say he should've stayed fat.

[alexx526]

well he does look better thin than fat, thats for sure.

[spartan11111118]

looks like his got a baggy shirt on.

[mugatu5000]

So now his weight is a metric tonne minus 180 pounds

[maggotsbohn]

after he says vagina look at the dudes in the back lmao!!!

[moniquemossae]

...*throws up*

[besticouldcomeupwith]

"Unfortunately ma neck looks like a vagina."

*Everyone stops and stares at him*

I saw this when it first came out and I still get a huge laugh out of it.

[justinetheasian]

i watched this when i was 7 and this was the scene where i 1st learned wat a vagina was lorl

[arceus9000]

who cares its austin freaking powers u A-Hole

[BigDumbJerk]

hey you don't talk to me that way you gay magician.

[arceus9000]

i was just kidding by using a dr. evil line to make a joke out of it but overall im sorry if i offended u.

u A-Hole

jk

[Projectdie]

Dont spread your Jew parenting theories here

[BigDumbJerk]

where should I spread them?

[jamesminnow]

@BigDumbJerk, You live up to your name!

[BigDumbJerk]

Im not that big.

[WolfRagenIsBack]

OMG someone give this man a turtle-neck!

X(

[teelistrill]

But he weighed a metric ton, he'd still be overweight

[SethBlizzard]

@teelistrill He'd already lost some weight with his sumo career, I presume.

[teelistrill]

@SethBlizzard Lol but a metric ton minus 180 lbs still equals him being overweight plus the sumo career was probably also his way of losing weight XD a diet doesn't mean eat right it also means to exercise :P

[shahrid1987]

i wonder how much subway mustve paid this movie.

[timcmillan10]

"and unfortunetly my neck doues look like a vaGInA"

lol

[jamisonjenkins87]

the guy in the backgrond thought a woman was flashing her vagina prbable lol

[SotaJumalan]

Fat Bastard 4-ever !!! :D

[sandran17]

ummm i guess u could get some sorta sugery on that extra skin

[jinkariya18]

well hes skinny now and thats the best thing for him

[Drevilrocks]

lol " My looks like a vagina"

[adarov]

rofl he does look like kramer

[GorillaMan1234567890]

He should still be fat if he only lost 180 lbs off of a metric ton.

[SpartanSoldier440]

too true. and that, my friend, is called inconsistency on part of the writers. Either that or his bones are made of lead. ha

[HardcoreBaller17]

i love when fat bastard says vagina and the guys in the background looked. hahaha

[snakesimulator]

i love just how he says vagina he really emphasises the vaGINA HAHAxD