Asians in the Library: A Response to the Responses to a Response (by UCLA Girl Alexandra Wallace)

[wittleghoul]

I had absolutely no problem with Asian people before, but I think I should partake in this Asian people sensitivity training just to kind of offset people like Alexandra.

[omfggoogle]

I think the weirdo is just trying to get laid without paying for once.

[tatsuvl]

Lmao..u have to have sex with Asian guy .. Love that

[PieManZXY]

lololol

[spikeyhairedguy]

you = pure absolute genius !!! XD cant stop laughing at just how amazingly well thought out your videos are, but this is by far the best. how are you limited to youtube programming and NOT your own show, Ill never know. regards from the UK :)

[calistman222]

I can't help but feel I was just raped by an Asian guy. Though it was strangely educational.

[ThisSentenceIsFalse]

This was the best response video that I've seen.

[Foxmouser]

Was that the Thor wig???

[SamuraiTenshi]

At 2:00, I started laughing so hard that I started coughing, and it sounded like I was dying. I just... couldn't stop.

[thestripedhatgirl]

I love the framing of this video. It is just so... perfect.

[TheHermgirl]

Holy crap this was funny.

[alexaod]

well that was fast.... XD

[MrSamuelSpade]

Great video. Well done...I judge you, but in a positive way...Mr. Ching Chong Ling Long.

[MrSamuelSpade]

I don't feel good.

[TheLaughingOut]

This was more epic than an epic movie with epic music playing during an epic battle of epic proportions like in The Lord of the Rings or something with more Asians in it like.... Hollywood doesn't have many Asians does it? Well just imagine an Asian Lord of the Rings but even more epic-er!

[ssakamoto]

GENIUS. I hope you don't mind that I stood in for Alexandra on the sexy cam.

[xDolphZigglerx]

You need to use Sexy Time Camera more often.

[IndifferencePoint]

Yep I'll be using this later on tonight during my special alone time

[NorsePrincess86]

sooooo funny, I would happily sleep with this man :)

[Shyaporn]

@NorsePrincess86 Well, it's really the only way to prove you're not racist.

Am I right ladies...?

[xXxTuttaXxX]

WOW! how did u manage to do it with a straight face? I got great respect for you Mr.Porn, ShyaPorn <3

also my heart goes out to those affectedby the Tsunami

T^T

[KathyGab]

@sleekgeek "Coming." I get it.

[blackrose301]

I feel violated XD your vids are stll awesome ^^

[Shyaporn]

@blackrose301 Please, I was gentle.

[BunnyofLore]

Oh hey, I didn't know we were going to get porn! :D Thank you!

[Shyaporn]

@BunnyofLore My viewers always get porn.

[darkchamp777]

wtf did i just watch < ,<

[sleekgeek]

hahhaa i didnt see that one coming

[swiftwolf1]

I sense an underriding aura of anger and irritation beneath your witty words and calm facade.

[vash9]

fucking hilarious. the fact that you started this video on a more serious tone and ended it like that; made it twice as funny.

glad i'm subscribed. and i also agree. i don't get why all the asians are getting mad at this caucasian chick ranting, while the Tsunami just occurred afterwards.

[LunarFuror]

Never in my life have I heard a better solution, I agree with half of the 'she's just an american bimbo steriotype' though. Then right after that I stopped caring because of the height of importance analogy, well put good sir!

[giannivee1]

Ha ha, well you did us justice with a very funny rebuttal...ha ha, I am very impressed...ha ha...well..ok. Yeah making it with an asian dude huh?..ha ha, well i cam trying to enforce christian values..ha ha, but ok, well maybe she can see the attractiveness of a nice asian man, like you..ha ha..ok..too much..haha..thanks shy..thanks Gianni

[giannivee1]

Shy, I was totally disgusted with her. I can believe she is out of touch, and doesn't understand much. She is the sum total of what over materialistic american bimbo girls have become. I hate them, but Jesus has taught me to love them. I think Jesus is right. But it is not easy to love her. Thanks for blogging this and pointing it out. I am an older white american who respects Asians. Sorry for her, God bless you Asians, for what you do for the Nation. God Bless Gianni

[pinoyrobot]

I lold hard

[brokenBDA]

this actualy turned me on a bit :/ i need to get laid

[Mrdouglasferguson21]

i cant believe this has 1 dislike let alone 10....this is funny as hell.

[LmNutZ]

I'm proud of you! keep it up ahaha

[raiko00]

Dear Asians, I would like to apologise on behalf of white people everywhere. During this most opportune of occasions I would also like to apologise for: Vanilla Ice, the Pope, Chris Angel Mind Freak, and George W Bush. Thank you.

[Shyaporn]

@raiko00 No. We can never forgive you for Chris Angel.

[craftymaggot]

Where can I find a friendly Asian woman who can cook cultural foods.and starch shirts. Must also announce that she is SOO horny as a precursor to sex..gets me hot.I will pay big with many hong kong dollars!!!

[OnixRose]

Nice teleprompt- I mean monitor you have there ;D

[joojooisoo]

Ahhh asian people... Invading our technology, the world with a simple 50 year plan... and now our sense of humor? What would we do without you guys!

[NemetFox]

You've given me a very big smile on my face.

Thanks for the laughs!

[bittersweetromantic]

I... I... I feel violated.

In a good way.

[awong76]

It's good to know that I'm not the only person to yell out Ching Chong Ling Long when I make my O Face.

[ch0k1ngh4z4rd]

A lesson for all generations.

[strega42]

You need your own show. This was fucking awesome. Or awesome fucking. Something like that.

[Coleburg]

The irony. Stalinist.

[Robert697]

I had to go watch the orig vid after watching this, and just about died laughing when she actually said, "Ooooh Ching Chong Ling Long Ting Tong, Ooohhhhh."

OMG .. the peroxide must have soaked in deep.

"You can't fix stupid."

[Aurocard]

I...I don't know what to say. Just...oh god. I laughed...and...my god I cried and then I felt things I probably shouldn't.......in my pants.

Seriously though, awesome job man, i love it :)

[pseudoidiot]

I need a cigarette after watching that.

[antagonistmeanttodie]

so. funny. *like*

[villianousdarren]

Chuck Norris would be proud of that response :)

[graxthetyrant]

Sheer genius!

[LmNutZ]

GENIUS!

[alcatrazbaby]

bwilliant, you are awesome. think i luff you :)

[Konnrade]

After this racy video, you're no longer shy a porn.

[mzrealm]

I hope that was you just masturbating in front of the camera the whole time, yes you read it right.

[SarahThePill]

Give me your ramen, Shy... I *want* your ramen... I *NEED* your ramen...

Seriously, I'm hungry...

[galenhenn]

ohh, you love her long time...

[moonlight293]

And finally, the Shyaporn channel now contains actual porn. xD

[ESFBros249]

Hahaha i was totally thinking you were going to give her good advice. But you took an even better road and took this mishaps into a way you can get a white girl. Great thinking!! Something Confucius would be proud of.

[daveyhavokafi]

I feel so dirty, yet highly enjoyed myself, is that bad?

[coolcon2000]

Were you actully naked? I hope so....wait.

[pepsi89]

your english is better than that racist, perhaps excellent

[TheHihoGuy]

shy, you're just awesome, you should have a lot more views :D

[jullex92]

And now I feel weird...

Love your videos man! :D

[jullex92]

I'd do you any time. And I'm male. 

[nx2overide]

lmao amazing!

[MicheleMidnight]

ha ha ha i adore you dude.....

[SuperbSwine]

were you reading a script? i seen a paper(possibly a ipad or something) in the mirror.

[ziljin]

Nice

[freedominweeks]

That was dissapointingly short

[visno]

and im spent. need a smoke.

[Gamepopper101]

Oh thank god, before 1:55 hit I thought you had gone insane and went completely normal on us.

[MorganMcKraken]

that was a raping, uhmmm I mean, grasping and filling, uhmmm i mean, thrilling response. I should go take a shower. Great Work, from Colombia, best of whishes

[YamiJoey40K]

As you said "More important things" the advert popped up.

I was expecting "Honour killing". You guys do that, right?

I am deeply disturbed by the sex.

[gpn0099]

Such a creative response. Just goes to show what can happen when creative talent and intellectual power combine into the package that is Shyaporn. During the simulated sex, I think all the leftover rice in my fridge became rigid and hard. Will have to throw it away, probably over the head of some white chick. Your response is so much better than a hate filled diatribe, and much more effective. Thank youl

[ghostly2]

I really really tried to like this vid....

I couldn't quite get into it for the brazen lack of abacuses...abacuses? abacusii? is there a plural for that word?I'm not sure...

[dragon32210]

Traphik came by the video whoooo!!!!

[Skaramine]

The laundromat brother - just that great Saturday Afternoon Shaw Brothers vibe... :D

[StefanR112]

why do you look like an inception character?

[Shyaporn]

@StefanR112 Maybe you're just dreaming that I look like an Inception character...?

[Mrdouglasferguson21]

@Shyaporn its like ive said before...joseph gordon lovett could very well be your long lost brother. or son....you could have one day in the recent future be transported by in time where you meet JGL's mom, and get it on. actually i like the second explanation better, makes more sense.

[timmymcfunn]

@Shyaporn then that means we're still in the dream... BWAAAAAAAAAA

[TheSegacampGamer]

@StefanR112 lol he does he look like Joesph-Gordon Levitt

[KingLokado]

Oh man, I hate this. I mean, rascist jokes are so damn funny and now I can't make any till this shit blows over. How I loathe ignorant people.

[logicaust]

As soon as the asian mom came on with that smile I lol'd hard. Awesome video Shy!

Peace.

[PallaTheDancingCow]

I am sorry shyaporn I have failed you.

I have hit the dislike button :C

[Shyaporn]

@PallaTheDancingCow I know it was you, Fredo... you broke my heart.

[BGenerous]

Thankfully your family gave you 30 seconds of privacy while you finished.

Otherwise this video would have been very disturbing. :)

[teamhellions]

Surprised you didn't go all the way down into the subway to show how low she is on the scale of importance.

[TheKaleidoscopian]

Nothing like a cleverly crafted, verbal smack upside the head... ;D

And my heart goes out to the people of Japan... May they rebound with swift and vigor. ~noirgwio

[Xulebas]

You sir, are a genious.

[Greendotz]

Call me crude, but it was the texting of 'ching chong ling long' that did it for me, so what does that mean in english anyway?

[Greendotz]

@Greendotz Ah, nevermind, I've just watched Jimmy Wong's video, he pretty much translates the meanings :P

[PandoreTheGifted]

Shy i love you <3 I actually watched this thinking you was going to get serious like a lot of others on youtube (...i don't blame them but thats not the way forward)

My fiancée looked at me funny when i watched this, he thought i was watching porn :/

Either way i trolled him after about it haha.

[BlueEyeDraigo]

shy you are godly XD

[FuryD]

Wait, what about the plan?

Oh, and I'm working for the Red Cross, making sure peoples' donations go through smoothly. :)

[Greendotz]

@FuryD Indeed, I think Shy needs a re-release of his 'stick to the plan' video. I think the acts of Alexandra Wallace may actually push the schedual forward by about 5 years.

[canalwalker]

That was...er... Okay I have to go and think about something else for quite a while now.

[Blehhh49]

I frakkin' love you, Shy. xD

(In a respect way, not because...you know...we were kinda in bed. =/)

[Snifit]

Yo, I'm Pregnant now

[MangakaRob]

I already donated a week or so ago, dear sir. :3

Oh, and "putting" the blonde wig on a girl whom is already blonde? Pure comedic genius.

[soyeldiego86]

DUUUUDE IM MEXICAN, AND I LOVE ALL ETHNIC COMEDIANS CAUSE IN ONE WAY OR ANOTHER THEY REFLECT THINGS WE GO THROUGH BUT THIS SHIT WAS FUNNY

[MrYoshi23]

Actually, I think that if she gets with an Asian girl, it could also be benificial.

Think about it, chances are, at some point she's said something homophobic that some people have heard and gotten offended over.

Having sex with an Asian girl would kill two birds with one incredibly sexy stone.

[IshDat1KiD]

Oh my god, I seriously thought this was actually going to be a serious video. I was terribly wrong.

I love it. Oh shit Tim!

[Trencher1375]

Wait, that girl was real?

Very funny video but I wish I had not had the window open when I watched it. My neighbors are going to look at me in a new light.

[erniesbudolab]

What? No bondage...?

[xjoncamposx]

Second semester organic chemistry's a bitch.

[InTecknicolour]

rad bookcase.

[ssrc]

Thumbs up for Loudon's Organic Chemistry!

-_- I'm a nerd...

[Shyaporn]

@ssrc Then you're my people.

[Default5535]

@Shyaporn ive never been more prouder to be a part of your people!

[MrAlpruitt]

10/10!!!!!!!!!!

[TimothyDeLaGhetto2]

haha. beautiful

[Shyaporn]

@TimothyDeLaGhetto2 Funny, I was just adding your and Jimmy Wong's response videos to the annotations.

[inkedchick80]

LMFAO That was both sexy and hilarious ... awesome

[xDolphZigglerx]

I NEED AN ADULT!

[Misharain27]

Should I shower after this?

[Shyaporn]

@Misharain27 Probably.

[Default5535]

@Shyaporn most definitly

[AnZ17N]

Amazing. Your methods of rehabilitation are truly spectacular and one of a kind.

[Egiptukas]

@AnZ17N Its amazing. I don't get what you are saying. But it seems smart and important. :O

[kaijusamurai]

I was drawn to your Youtube page for the Godzilla rap, and that was my window into this little footnote in the book that is my life.

I fear, and yet, I love.

[MUSH1415]

Hot

[Jiiyun]

I smiled so big as soon as I saw you in my sub boxes

[Jericho1138]

Disturbing.

Yet effective.

[punkrocky6]

i just inadvertently had virtual sex with shyaporn. AWESOME.

[Shyaporn]

@punkrocky6 WHY HAVEN'T YOU CALLED?!?!?

[punkrocky6]

@Shyaporn i..i've been busy....with...dentist appointments. yeah, so many dentist appointments. 

[Asovito]

I felt something.

[rc1260]

this was incredibly disturbing and incredibly hilarious at the same time. hahaha

[MangakaRob]

@rc1260 You think this is disturbing yet incredibly hilarious, be sure to watch the Turducken video lol

[ooitastic]

Why do you have so little views/!?!?

D:

[Shyaporn]

@ooitastic My hair's not floppy/spiky enough.

[dsmatos0130]

I feel violated. o_o

[Shyaporn]

@dsmatos0130 You were asking for it... look at the way your screen name is dressed.

[washingtoninnm]

Never mind...I spoke too soon....creepy....

[GuyWithBluePoop]

7 views after 1 hour? What the fuck?

[cookindude]

Firsties

[washingtoninnm]

What! A man with perspective?! That's un-American, or un-Asian-American, or what-have-you,,,,,

[Talesfan13]

Epic!