Best comments by Simon Cowell

[motorgeeek]

i love simon haha xD

[aleks4o1]

"Unfortunately, you'll never be ready." I was like: Buuuurn

[MrJoostie]

"Unfortunately, you'll never be ready."

[skysamfreeman]

I don't know why these people are so crushed. I would be HONORED to have Simon rip me apart!

[thescottishkitten1]

If i ever wanted a really good opinion that was the absolute truth...i would sing for simon.

[Koermuvguy]

That's where Santana Lopez learns...

[Koermuvguy]

That's where Santana Lopez learns...

[911SMOM]

If you have a horrible voice, you should already know about it... or else, you get from Simon what you DESERVE!!!!

[devil666hacker]

simon is the best



[KookzintehHouse]

I love Simon! He's hilarious

[supremcaos]

Ahahahahaahahhaahh!!!!! He's a fucking bastard!!!!!

[urfakeandgaytroll]

Simon for ever! He's a firetrucking legend!

[4everlatif]

"Unfortunately you're not ready",

Simon: "Unfortunately you will never be ready" with a 3 second pause

That was the best....

[JacobClaytonWilson]

Unfortunately you'll never be ready

[SKpivot]

Hahaha three cats dragged up the motorway..

[SpaceMonkey1900]

im sorry but he's awsome

[agb393]

see, all those other people give comments to be nice, but simon speaks the truth =) why do people say he's mean?

[StarVFox]

I lost it when he said "you got to hear yourself to believe it" and the mouth is like a cave..now he got lucky crazy dave didn't bite him

[kankanlovers3]

why everyone booed simon? if he like it THATS IT.....it means u have tallent...trust me....he got ears like no one else does

[mawhulk]

i love this guy.. keepin it real !

[mawhulk]

why do people always repeat something from the video.. im not fucking deaf

[DonxRaul]

You taking singing lessons? Yes I do. Who's ur Teacher? This laid up in Montana. Do you have a lawyer? No I don't have a lawyer. Get a lawyer and sue her, Seriously! OMFG!! Legend! Rofl!!!

[Ali2Alex]

LMAO "your mouth is so big, its like looking into a cave" hahahaha

[Chiisana00]

I'm content with just listening to Simon xD

[loolooshat]

Simon Cowell is a legend.

[SpaceMonkey1900]

@loolooshat chuck norris has the kick, simon cowell has the mouth

[alimrad93]

Not in a billion years. There are many words I can drag of my vocabulary to tell how awful that was. I LOVE SIMON !

[JonasPolsky]

You're a cunt.

[mmafyasco]

i love this man !

[sdloverforever21]

funniest man on earth

[xel99]

its weird to say this but simon is like the best critic, yeah he can be quite intense but its the truth and some people really need to hear it and hopefully they can improve..lol..kinda..

[aluochy]

ohhhhhhhhh good Lord my ribs!!! dont you just love to hate Simmon

[drummerxkun]

schadenfreude xDD haha i love simon and avenue q, cuz he's so honest and insulting. y does he always use cats in his descriptions? xP i feel good now cuz im happy im not them... come'n guys! troll me, but i found this entertaining.

[BloodHawkNZ]

The awkward moment when nasa invites simon to the moon for breakfast the next day. XD

[ShadowDenney]

LMAO "well get a lawyer and sue her" XD love these kinds of videos.

[GenerationSam]

He's a legend.

[TheRoroki]

@GenerationSam agree

[nov3lia]

0:44 left side wearing red. pregnant or boobs?

[degreghouse]

what was the one with the raket about at 1:16. im sorry. i dont get it, can you explain this to me?

[Coolroekoe]

her mouth might be big but no one beats steven tyler

[orlin258]

Think thats bad judge /watch?v=fpoAP8bGjYc&feature=m­fu_in_order&list=UL

[MissPublicNme01]

"there is as much chance of you being a pop star or rock star as me flying to the moon tomorrow morning for breakfast" way to leave the best for last lmao

[34rodzilla]

I DONT CARE ABOUT IDOL OR X FACTOR I JUST TYPED BEST COMMENT AND THOUGHT IT SHOULD BE ABOUT ME

[Slayerblade1000]

the girl at 1:28 she cant sing becuse off her big mouth but i bet she can get two cocks in there or at least give a 1 in a life time BJ

[doomsy]

LOL a 1 year old singing

[IRussian007]

I love how he says "we got weeks,not decades".XD

[TheXReventon]

This is fucking epic.

[acenace24]

Simon is a beast

[jotapocoyo]

Awesome ...

[vengadiumleviosa]

sadist !

[SG2014rcp]

"There are only so many words I can drag out of my vocabulary to describe how awful that was"

[SG2014rcp]

I love Simon's analogy

[WirlWind494]

1:02 - you can actually SEE the moment his heart rips in two.

[MyRighteousOne]

1:27 OKAY now that completely destroyed her self-esteem...wtf was simon thinking? 

[MyRighteousOne]

0:12 aww those poor girls...i felt sorry for them while laughing my ass off at the rest. :O

[ImWillsGambler]

Take the girl at 1:37. Did no candidate ever commit suicide after standing in front of that guy?

'Cause I don't care about whether he's payed for that or whatever, people are emotional beings, not

[MrMyvince]

simon cowell is awesome

...

...but chuck noriis will still kill him with his awesome-nes

[VOLDEMORThasrisen]

Simon is sadism without the thumbscrews. :P

[IUseTechDecks]

The devastation on there faces is priceless.

[taitinator1]

2:29 thats his real voice 0-o

[KelevraSix]

*quote from something we've all just seen* So do I get thumbs up now?

[kingofthering24]

Last one: ....well...Simon IS pretty rich, he probably could afford to fly to the moon for breakfast. :P

[MrLmaoinpublic]

thumbs up for simons laugh at 1:26

[daynelmarzo]

people should think twice before going to a competition, if they suck singing damn it they shouldnt go on the first place.

[dirtayskillz]

simon is dirty mofucka he hurt a mofucka.......emotionally.

[JeRseybOy251]

how can simon look straight in too someones's eyes and just crush their dreams, he goes hard with no mery

[LamborginiBoy007]

anyone notice whenever simon does an insult he looks at the sheet of paper on the desk

[XTWIntensity]

That second to last one had a little bit of a lagging sting to it.

[picklefist1]

I really fell sorry for these people. It's funny but it must be extremely crushing for some people.

[Habeel13]

@picklefist1 They should've heard themselves rather hearing their family's opinions, sheesh

[TheConfussedBadger]

@picklefist1 crushing so they never comeback.

[joakimefrandsen]

@picklefist1 If they can't take the heat, then they shouldn't show up for a show like this.

[Wutangbitchslap]

@picklefist1 ppl like him need to be honest, imagine some lorriedriver thinks he's the world's next best rallydriver, goes out on the road and crashed into one of your friends... their friends 'n family should've been honest in the first place instead of letting simon tell them in his rather clear manner. Simon for president!

[Naafalilargus]

@picklefist1 if they really don't like it, then they don't appreciate freedom of speech.

[ace666999]

lol Your the worse singer in the world...lol even a a mute person sings better lol

[halo3gamehead]

1:37

he had to read off a page to say terrible

[jasonmildward]

Lmao this is some good stuff.

[SuperRubiksFreak]

he should of said- wait stop stop stop let me turn off my hearing aid, (starts to yell) NOW CONTINUE!

[aymthebest]

Lol at 1:42 ... It's like it's a sheet full of pejorative words that he picked to choose "Terrible"

[ShigureTukana]

"Unfortunately you'll never be ready.." Lmfao that shit was priceless :D

[dolassar]

LMAO I LOVE YOU SIMON MORE THAN STEVEN TYLER HAHAHAHAHAHHAHA

[amethystiumm]

I missed that guy on now boring AI...

[kruptM]

get a lawyer and sue her.

[Djenkov]

The mouth comment at 1:30 was too much.

[christophermok]

"a" grade in choir??... liar...

[MrShane737]

best comment: "what in the hell was that?"

[MrJJ219]

Debilas kurva... :\  pirmosios 10 sekundziu...

[Costinesuper]

0:55 =))) oooh simon

[ghaibboy]

3:24 "do you have a lawyer?" no i dont have a laywer

"get a lawyer and sued her " KAKAKAKAKAKAAK hahahahaha>>>>

[frenchkitty1000]

WHAT ARE THESE PEOPLE THINKING WHEN THEY LOOK IN THE MIRROR BEFORE THEY GO OUT ! LIKE HOLY CHEESE BAD OUTFITS!

[caveNOSTRILS]

1:25, laughing at his own cheeky joke. never seen him laugh that hard ever. i luv um

[TheChristina7273]

oh god

[greatestofalltime01]

almost all brits are arrogant as hell...

1.simon cowell

2.michael bisping

3.ricky hatton

4.jeremy clarkson

the only brit that got the modest attitude is lewis hamilton and PM cameron

[Rob5246]

@greatestofalltime01 Trust me, we don't like them either :P and fuck david cameron

[boothytv]

@Rob5246 i love simon and clarkson, and i'm british not too keen on the others. 

[aymthebest]

@boothytv ooooo Clarkson <33

[Maturius]

@greatestofalltime01 There's a considerable reason as to why there is still prejudice in the world. Why don't you keep your comments to yourself and actually research before making sweeping comments and insulting people.

[rania3830]

this is why i miss simon on american idol this year.

[TheAnimusification]

@rania3830 Well he's on X-factor... right?

[rania3830]

@TheAnimusification

yes he is on xfactor now. im so happy seeing him back on tv.

[dan7edan7e]

Gotta love this guy =)))) "Do you have a lawyer? Get a lawyer and sue her!" =))))

[redsoxownyanks8]

At 1:44 he looks at his list of insulting words

[7topCelebrityzCollab]

have you ever noticed how he mostly insults the ugly people? lol

[pinkixora]

@7topCelebrityzCollab i think the last girl is beautiful but actually reminded me of jennifer hudson.

[7topCelebrityzCollab]

@pinkixora notice how I said "mostly" no "all" ...

[AskaAndAries]

He's perrrrrfect :)!

[haaahaayourdead]

Cant wait untill some 1 shoots him and then he makes the shooter cry wit hhis comments

[CRISNCHIPS12398]

@haaahaayourdead Hahaha, Simon's dying words to the killer would utterly destroy his sense of purpose of life. 

[Bella760205]

0:53 ohhhh myyy I was on the floor! Simon is hilarious.

[dt089]

LMFAO Cowell is the shit

[122333445551]

Nathan Explosion's words "Brutal"

[Chrisjr09]

Id say there is alot of people that want to kill Simon.... but im not one of them hes FUCKING AWESOME!!! The truth hurts sometimes.

[Alicelovesblack]

I could never do Idol, I'm sensitive and if he said this to me I'd be crying in the feedle position in the center of the floor

[Bella760205]

I'm crying from laughter...I'm sooo sorry to these people but Simon is so friggin funny

[SuecoEstarolas]

2 people got dissed by Simon Cowell.

[FreeKeyGeneratorWoW]

WHAT A DICK!!!

But he still OWN's XDDDDDDD

[pieter2323]

i was like sh*t  huge b*tches

i wanna sing the burger king song

[Asending]

1:10 nevile long bottom?

[ThePatriotfan83]

2 ppl were shown in this video

[KennyParkz]

i bet ..as he listens to the fail singers...he just rummages thru his brain to find the wittiest insults to throw at them lol..

[YelloYunga]

Moon for breakfast hahaha

[SplitNuckles]

..i was gettin' all A's in chior..

i loled

[Pingbo97]

I want to actually see all these auditions and experience how bad those guys actually sang.

[MegaJesusfreak2011]

That was all scripted. It may have been written by simon. But would of had to have gone through editing and executive rehersing.

[Danceaholic2478]

hes a bitch but he speaks the truth

[Cbluesrocker]

So Surprising that he hasn't been shot or assulted yet.

[MissJoeJonas17]

HAHAHA HES BLOODY AWESOME! BEST BLOKE EVER!

[TheWinnerOfTheDinner]

we have weeks n't decades  .. lol

[cobby36]

he's funny and all but you never know when 1 person in a thousand might just snap at his sarcastic and condescending comment and do something serious like kill themselves.

R.I.P Jacob

[Neneca249]

He is tooooooo funny!!! cant stop laughing hahaha

[betterunknown]

I see that cats are his favourite animal.

[elenitsagiannos]

paula: unfortunately you're not ready yet.

simon: unfortunately you'll never be ready.

classic :DDDD

[deomannenn]

wel, he aint afraid of telling anyone what he thinks about them xD

[FaroeseGirl1]

there is as much chance for you being a popstar or a rockstar as it is for me flaying to the moon tomorrow morning for brekfast!!!!!! lmao!! you go Simon !!

[FaerieRose23]

hahahah i love simon. "You're the worst singer in the entire world. But I'm not being rude" XD

[andredidiergijon]

just look at their faces, it hilarious

[Surenaelf]

Ooooh, Simon ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥

[malpa3]

LMAO

[theawesomeviolinist]

I want to be best friends with this guy lol!

[fran160890]

FTW SiMON!! >=O

[queenofallmonkeys]

i just peed a little...

[FormulaOneFan4Eva]

he just says what we're all thinking...

[PizzaRiia]

Great Simon :)

[Sarlagon]

People full of themselves to the point where they come to audition in a singing competition, even though they can't sing, often need the harsh truth told to them, in order to knock'em down a peg.

[maistortrichko]

I like the guy because he simply tells the truth in their faces.

[Mr1in1000000]

the last comment was the best

[blutausbeherit]

what does he say to that wigger at 1:16?

[MeatballsMarlowe]

I love how in the middle of his comments he says "And I'm not being rude." LOL. I'll take brutal honesty over politeness anyday.

[doomsy]

it's pretty fucked up when hes insulting them and everyone is laughing at them. making fun of someones appearance is really fucked especially when audience is laughing at them.

[AkvileAlex]

Girls, we have weeks, not decades....

[el0sidewinder]

3:39 == epic!!!!!

[doomsy]

wow those bitches are soo fat.

[xsr740]

Simon Cowell speaks so we dont have to lol

[DShadow67]

Makes me wonder if Simon will die a horrible death, it will be a blessing in the skys

[scootigger]

@DShadow67

no, no.! It would "absolutely horrible". lol

I love Simon!

[ecuz3]

"it's like coaching a one legged man to win the hundred meter sprint, i may be a great coach but if you haven't got it, you haven't got it"

[fulaqws]

Oh my god I love Simon Cowell sooo much!

[lioncircleantilope]

fort a moment on 2:03 I thought he was going to say "There are only so many words I can drag out of my "vagina"

[thefsxandREALpilot]

@lioncircleantilope I KNOW RIGHT i thought it was just me!

[kenk9]

He's just being a jerk XD bit hes so funny :P

[juanclos93]

How can you blame him for saying these comments?I mean,di you hear the guy @ 2"28 omfg id be pissed off if i had to hear that son of a bitch sing!

[Zahertorta]

I was thinking abut entering BGT, but Simon has discouraged me with his insults, but I love him too. He is just honest and funny

[no1time]

i wanna see the full audition at 1:16

[HittokiriBattousai17]

1:22

L.O.L!

[TheHalfFinn]

01:35 that's what she said.

[asianibanez]

simon's a genius. i wish i could think of those insults

[M3J0R10]

hahahahaha omg is halarious



[no1time]

"your mouth is to big when you sing, its like looking into a cave"

XD!

[babypurplemunkee]

man just watching thiis makes me start to feel bad about myself haha

[SaiphMcKey]

I love Simon! He's just so bloody honest =)

[JeiWiFi]

It was like looking in a cave. Hahahahaha OMG

[JeiWiFi]

hahahahahah OMG

[tydougandrene]

u know the last one might be possible... he is like super rich and got lots of money so yeah. He probably doesn't need training to go up their